Da Hei is a rough character, and he used to tell Lin Shuhan some meat jokes when he had nothing to do, but Lin Shuhan hadn't met Su Yan before, and he didn't have feelings for women, so those words passed after listening, and from time to time he laughed at Da Hei's impurity.

But now it's different, the woman Lin Shuhan wants has appeared, and he has become interested in everything between men and women.

Da Hei laughed at Lin Shuhan for not having tasted a woman at a young age, and when he saw Lin Shuhan's face, he stopped laughing, took a leisurely sip of wine, approached Lin Shuhan and said: "It's not difficult to get a woman, just look at the right person to start with the problem." Generally, women are divided into four types, one is the daughter of a large family. These daughters have stayed in the boudoir since they were children, smiling without showing their teeth, answering shyly, and ordering poems or something, these daughters have not seen many men, and what they admire is a handsome person like you, who is full of ink. But a big and three rough person like me must not even be able to see the face of the daughter, you have a chance. ”

Lin Shuhan thought for a while, and felt that what Da Hei said seemed to make some sense, but unfortunately Su Yan and Miss Qianjin couldn't get along, so he asked, "What about the second one?" ”

"The second type of woman is a small family, the family has a little money, and she is not rich, she has a hot temperament, and she scolds people at every turn, such as my mother-in-law. To deal with this kind of woman, first accept the softness, and then coax her, and if you coax her, then our grandfather will be angry and divorce her. Normally, as soon as she is divorced, she is gone. Women, if they are divorced by their husbands, then this life will be over. However, there must be a warm quilt at home, and we will not stop if we can, and it is troublesome to marry another one, so my brother and I usually coax, for example, she likes rouge gouache, and her brother will buy some tricks for her if she has nothing to do, she likes money, and her brother will hand over the number after hiding his private house. However, the most important thing is that we have to be tough in the bed, and we have to clean her up so that she can't get off the ground the next day, so that she will die or live, which will satisfy her appetite. Don't look at the women who are tightly wrapped on weekdays, they blush when they talk about the things in the bed, and they are really in the bed, maybe they are wilder than the men. It's just that my brother looks at you like this, I'm afraid I don't understand the things of men and women, why don't my brother take you to a brothel to practice? ”

Panic!

I want to pretend I don't know him!

Lin Shuhan was so depressed, he was actually despised by others, hum! Men are inherently good at this, self-taught! If he really went to the brothel, his mother would not have to skin him alive, and Master Yan would directly sweep him out of the house, let alone Su Yan, he would definitely not even see him in the future.

"Go yourself, don't drag me along, continue to talk about the third type!" Lin Shuhan is very studious.

"The third type is the farmer's daughter. These girls are not very particular, as long as the man is willing to endure hardships and work, and there are a few acres of thin fields, they are willing to marry. "Big Black" grunted "a big glass of liquor went down again," as for the fourth, it was in the brothel. This is the best way to send it, as long as you give money, she can make you comfortable and happy like a fairy, if you have little money, but meet someone who is strong in that file, then you make her comfortable. ”

"What else?" Lin Shuhan continued to study hard, and Master Yan's tears, his proud student was actually easy to learn this, which was really insulting to Sven and insulting to Sven.