Small theater

Starring: All the male protagonists, such as flowers, dragon set A, B, C, D, a boss who entered randomly, etc.

Version: Regular Version, Upgrade BT No Temperance Version——————————————————————————————————————— [Regular Version] 1. Narrator: The wind and the sun are beautiful, the weather is sunny, and a hero who comes out for a walk after being full of wine and food passes by a hill, hero? Swordsman? Where are you going, you're going in the wrong direction!! (Hurriedly dropped the script and ran out to pull the uncooperative male protagonist back) Shumo: ?

Narrator: (wiping sweat) It's you, Director Bai Ye said, it's up to you to play the hero!

Shumo: ...... (→_→) narrator: Okay, okay, hurry up and finish the filming and eat! Lights ready, action!

Shumo: (reluctantly walks over) When the male protagonist, who had to be a hero, walked into the middle of the field, a woman's frightened cry came from not far away......

Ruhua: (snorting his throat) Someone! Help me! There are hooligans! Ya Yan Butterfly ~ Ya Yan Butterfly ~ The ruffian hooligan played by the dragon set A Yi Bing Ding is smiling and surrounding a weak woman who is about to misbehave, only to see that the woman is so frightened that her face is pale and trembling, it is a man who will inspire a strong desire to protect when he sees it, and then desperately runs out to save the beauty heroically, but our hero actor is ......

Shumo: (passing by calmly as if he didn't see it) Rogue A: Hahahaha, big drop flower girl! You shout, you shout, even if you shout and cut your throat, no one will come to save you~~~ (Narrator: Hey, did this group actor get the wrong script?) (ˉ▽ˉ； Rogue B: Boss, look at a little white face over there, and he dares to ignore us!

Rogue A: (furious) How can this be justified, let Lao Tzu arrest him!

Hooligans: (in unison) Yes!

So, a certain hero actor who just wanted to float by silently and play soy sauce was escorted back by a group of five big and three thick dragon sets......

Shumo: ?

Rogue A: (walks over aggressively) Stinky boy, are you impatient? Don't you see a few masters flirting with women from good families here?

Shumo: ...... See. (； -_-) Rogue A: Since you saw it, why did you leave without even letting out a fart? Do you look down on us?

Shumo: No.

Rogue C: Boss, he said no!

Rogue A: (with a fist) Lao Tzu heard it, and I still need you to pass it on!

A few dragon tricks have completely forgotten about the flower girl who fell on the side of the road, and instead focused all their energy on this little white face who dared to ignore them.

Shumo: (looks up at the sky, silent) Rogue A: (curious) What are you looking at?

Shumo: ...... The weather forecast says there will be showers in the afternoon.

Hooligans: (in unison) Really?!

Shumo: Well, it should be getting soon.

Rogue Ding: (panicking) It's not good, I forgot to collect my clothes!

Rogue B: Oh, I don't have ......

In this way, several hooligans made a mess and hurriedly left the scene to collect their clothes, completely leaving behind the task of molesting the women of good families......

Shumo: (I don't look at the flower girl sitting on the ground like a chicken, and walks away without looking back) Ruhua: (unbelievable) It's just, that's it? People still have a lot of lines! (⊙_⊙; Narrator: (throws away the script speechlessly) Okay, although the plot is a little bland, but it can be regarded as "saving beauty......

———————————————————————————————————————2. Narration of Chen Yao: The wind is beautiful, the weather is sunny, and a certain hero who comes out for a walk after being full of wine and food passes by a hill, and the hero ...... Swordsman...... Uh, where is the hero?? (； -_-) Just as the narrator was looking left and right for the second hero actor, a burst of snowflakes suddenly fell above his head...... The narrator was stunned and wiped off a piece of "snowflake" that fell on his shoulder, and looked at it in front of him, only to realize that it was simply some kind of crumb of a sweet pastry! With a black line, he raised his head to look up, and saw a guy who had no idea of being the main actor sitting on the treetops with his legs dangling, holding a piece of sugar cake in one hand and eating it with relish......

Side: This hero, it's time for you to appear! (^口^; Tatsuyao: (looks up slightly unpleasantly) What are you doing?

Next to it: Well, the director told you last night, you are the leading actor in this scene!

Chen Yao: Starring? What to play?

Narrator: (Dripping sweat) Of course he is playing a hero, a hero saves beauty!

Chen Yao: (The clothes flashed, and the body landed quickly) It seems that there is such a thing~ Next to it: (finally relieved) Then let's start, everyone is in place, action!

In the same scene, the ruffian hooligan, also played by Longtao A, B, C, and Ding, once again grinned and surrounded the cute girl who was about to do misdeeds......

Ruhua: (yelling) Someone! Help me! There are hooligans! Ya Yan Butterfly ~ Ya Yan Butterfly ~ Rogue A: Baa hahaha, big drop flower girl! You shout, you shout, even if you shout to cut your throat, no one will come to save you~~~ (Narrator: This big brother is really persistent...... Chen Yao: (Murderously walking over) This road is opened by the master, this tree is planted by the master, if you want to stay and buy the road wealth from now on!

(Narrator: I'm sad, and the leading actor has taken the wrong script!) （ˉ▽ˉ； Hooligans: (stunned) W-This kid's eyes are so scary, what does he want to do to us?!

Chen Yao: (unconsciously continuing to read the lines) The silver, the woman, hurry up and hand it over to the master!

Hooligan C: (legs tremble) Boss, boss! He, he, he's going to rob us!

Rogue A: (Tough, pretending to be calm) Don't be afraid, brethren! With my eldest brother in my cover, no one, no one can touch you......

So, the hooligan boss hurried forward to fight a certain righteous and awe-inspiring hero who said the robber's lines......

Half a minute later......

(Didu Di Di Du ~ Di Du Du ~) ambulance carrying the dead hooligan armor quickly disappeared at the end of the picture......

Rogue B, C, D: (handing over all his belongings, crying and kneeling on the ground) 555 heroes spare their lives, a few of us have eighty-year-old mothers, and there are children who are still breastfeeding, and we are forced to run tricks by life~~~ Chen Yao: (Satisfied, he weighed the money bag that he had just arrived) Well, you are interested, get out!

The hooligans wept and cried and scattered......

Ruhua: (teary eyes) Hero~ You are as kind to the little woman as a mountain, if you don't dislike it, I am willing to make a promise!!

Tatsuyao: (unmoved) Where's the silver?

Ruhua: What?

Chen Yao: I'm not interested in robbing color, let's rob a fortune with your hands~ (●_●) Ruhua: ......

Five minutes later, the Flower Girl, who had been looted of all her belongings, couldn't stand the blow and fainted on the side of the road alone......

Narrator: (pounds the wall in indignation) Even if you take the wrong script, it's a bit too bad, isn't it?! (〒^〒) ———————————————————————————————————————3. Narration of the Wind Strings: The wind is beautiful, the weather is sunny, and a certain hero who comes out for a walk after being full of wine and food passes by a hill......

Yu Feng Xian: (serious) Hello, I hope we have a happy cooperation.

Narrator: (wiping sweat) Ha...... Finally came up with a normal point! （ˉ▽ˉ； Yu Feng Xian: I've already heard the director talk about the specific matters, so let's get started.

It's rare to meet such a reasonable male protagonist, and the narrator was so moved that he cried bitterly, and hurriedly picked up the script on the side......

Narrator: "Heroes Save Beauty" Scene 3, action!

The injured dragon set with a gauze on his head, bandages on his arms, and a plaster cast on his legs led his subordinates to appear in the crew for the third time, and the four people who couldn't make a cruel smile had to smile bitterly and stepped forward again to surround the girl who was still weak and supported the wind, and they were no longer in the mood to misbehave......

Ruhua: (snorting his throat) Someone! Help me! There are hooligans! Ya Yan Butterfly ~ Ya Yan Butterfly ~ All hooligans: (Psychological activity: Shout a hair, Lao Tzu doesn't want to be rude to you at all, okay?!) Resisting the Wind Strings: (Righteous awe) Stop!

Rogue A: Where did you come from, is it too long?

Wind String: (twitches) ...... You're already seriously injured, and if you do it with me again, I guess you'll have to change the group performance in the fourth show.

Hooligans: (poking at the center, hiding his face and crying) In these days, running a trick is also a life-threatening job! 55555~~~ Yu Feng Xian: So, do you still want to do it?

Hooligans: (Qi Shushu shakes his head) Before the narrator can react, the plot has gone farther and farther in an incredible direction - the hooligans are queuing up to leave the stage with a whining and mourning, leaving only the heroic actor Yu Fengxian and the pear blossom girl who fell on the side of the road with rain......

Ruhua: (pretending to be pitiful) Childe~ Come and help me~ Everyone is about to break~~ Yufeng Xian: ......

At this moment, there was a hurricane on the flat ground, and I saw a red-clothed hunting figure standing in the middle of the flying sand and rocks in the sky.

Narrator: (panicking) Hey, you've run the wrong crew!

Helian does not leave: (laughing hideously and approaching like a flower) Hmph, if you dare to covet the women of Brother Fengxian, I will make them worse than dead! Look at the moves!

Ruhua: (scared and runs) 555 is none of my business! This line is written in the script!

Helian does not leave: Slut, don't run!

Wind Strings: ......

Narrator: (angrily slams the script) This scene can't be filmed! Master, I'm going on strike!! (ˉ^ˉ) ——————————————————————————————————————— Fourth, the studio that was completely destroyed in the catastrophe just passed was empty, and a certain leading actor who was belatedly holding a small H book couldn't help but widen his eyes in surprise when he saw the scene in front of him.

Jun Wuye: Hey, someone notified me in the morning that I came to the hero to save the beauty, why didn't I see the beauty?

A passing staff: The group performance striked, and the beautiful girl who played the beautiful girl was probably killed......

Jun Wuye: (thoughtfully) So...... It just so happens that I'm only halfway through the newly bought "Harem Mysteries: X Point Exploration", so I'll go back first if there's nothing to do! ╮(╯3╰)╭So, the leading actor who had just come for less than two minutes not only didn't do any work, but also openly and honestly received a unified standard lunch box for the crew, and finally waved his sleeves and walked away gently, not taking a cloud with him......

——————————————————————————————————————— Fifth, Wen Renqing's chapter, whether in terms of appearance, family background or martial arts, has completely reached the standard of the male protagonist Wen Renqing stood in the messy studio with a black line, and asked the sky speechlessly......

Wen Renqing: (wants to cry without tears) They all said that I am not a member of the harem, you are mistaken! Really made a mistake!!

White Night: (clears his throat and walks out) That's right, I told you to come.

Wen Renqing: No, it won't, right? (⊙_⊙; Bai Ye: I called you, not to let you play the role of a hero to save the beauty, but to help clean up and clean up the scene~ Look at it, there is a mess on the ground, you must know that this land was rented for a lot of my manuscript fee! Hurry up, clean up and let me make a good deal!

Wen Renqing: (squatting in the corner and drawing circles) I know it...... I knew it was going to be like this...... I regret that I didn't go to the crew of "XX Affair with My Beautiful Sister" next door to be the male lead...... Ahh I regret it so much~~~ White Night: ......-

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