The second and sixty-second strikes, and calls the lord of the city out
The second update -
What kind of dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people? It's called!
Lin Bai kindly gave them Saturday and Sunday, they didn't appreciate it, they still cried, and knelt on the ground and kowtowed to beg the Demon King to take back his life, the rose demon relied on himself to be a beautiful female monster, and actually dared to pounce on Lin Bai's thigh and coquettishly: "Lord Demon King, you are very kind, don't give us a rest day, it's also necessary to work overtime every night, please......"
Lin Bai felt very frightened: "Aren't you a flower demon?" You only need to drink water to survive, why do you have to work overtime to earn food in such a hurry? You can survive by burying yourself in the ground, right? You shouldn't have a lot of stress in your life. β
The little face of the rose demon blushed: "People now not only pursue to be full, but also to wear beautiful clothes...... The overtime meals I earn from my work can be wrapped up and brought back into beautiful clothes......"
"I'll rub!" Lin Bai really wanted to kick this woman away, but after all, she was a weak flower demon, and it would not be good if she was frightened.
After thinking about it carefully, he understood that the Demon Realm already had a simple commodity economy, exchanging things such as gems, clothes, and food as general equivalents, that is to say, these things could be used as currency, and working here in Lin Bai could get food, which was equivalent to getting money......
Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Did I say that you guys made a mistake?" Not only does the king have to take care of your food, but he also has to settle the payment once a month, which means that even if you don't work overtime, the king will give you food. I want to think about it...... In this way, 500 catties of rice per person per month. β
"Five...... Five hundred pounds? "The monsters are all stunned, and there are still 500 catties of rice in charge of food, is this entering heaven? What a fortune, oh my!
Lin Bai couldn't help but laugh when he saw that they were scared silly. In the case of large-scale purchases, the price of 5oo catties of rice in the human world is less than 5oo yuan, and no one is willing to do the work of 5oo yuan a month in the first few years. can only fool the monsters in the demon world: "You know that this king is good, right?" There is no need to mention overtime or something, 5oo catties of rice is enough for you to get what you want. β
Lin Bai's voice just fell. Seeing the five hundred monsters together, they shook their heads resolutely and said, "Lord Demon King, we still ask for overtime, and we can earn one more meal in addition to 5oo catties of rice by working overtime......"
I rub! A bunch of unproductive bastards. Lin Bai flew up and kicked a drooling goblin a few meters away: "Okay, if you want to work overtime, you can work overtime, meow, start work at 8 o'clock in the morning and finish at 1o o'clock in the evening." No matter if you have two meals, no Saturdays and Sundays, all year round! β
"Wow! That's great! The monsters cheered in unison.
Lin Bai covered his face, this kind of work system is simply a sweatshop, if it spreads, this patriotic businessman will be beaten into a black-hearted capitalist. He suddenly remembered a text he had learned in middle school, and vaguely remembered that the name was "The Contractor", which was about this poor, oppressed bear child.
Five hundred contractors happily expressed their willingness to start work immediately. Lin Bai took them to the factory, and once the automated production line started, one battery after another ran out of the conveyor belt. The monsters hurriedly removed the batteries from the conveyor belt, labeled them, and packed them into boxes...... It's a simple job, and it's a pleasure for monsters, and it's a safe way to get food, so you don't have to fight monsters, you don't have to trek in the mountains and forests, you can get a lot of money by sitting in a clean factory and working quietly. It makes every one of them happy.
Lin Bai solemnly warned them not to climb out of the fence and leave this "courtyard". Otherwise, you will definitely die, and the monsters will obey obediently. No one thought of violating it, they thought that this was the back garden of the City Lord's Mansion, and of course there were guards guarding the outside of the wall, if they walked around casually, they might be treated as spies by the guards of the City Lord's Mansion, how dare they move in this case?
While they were working, Lin Bai hurriedly returned to the Demon Realm, and hired a few monster cooks and a few monster cleaners, in short, all the employees in the inner factory used the monsters of the Demon Realm, and could not use humans from the Human Realm, so as to ensure safety.
At 1o o'clock in the evening of the same day,The monsters returned to the demon world after work,At this time, whether it is the human world or the demon world, the sky is already dark,The families of the monsters are waiting anxiously outside the city lord's mansion,Their husbandsγWives or sons entered the city lord's mansion to "work" for the demon king, and they didn't come back all day, many monsters are a little worried, afraid that they didn't do their job well, and were punished by the demon king, so they were nervously gathered in front of the city lord's mansion.
Seeing that the family had finally returned, the monsters burst into cheers.
Lin Bai hid beside him and eavesdropped, wanting to hear what they really thought in their hearts.
I saw a half-orc returning from work smiling and hugging an ugly female half-orc: "Wife, my husband has brought you something delicious." He took out a small plastic bag from his arms, it seems that this guy secretly hid the dinner that came with overtime and brought it back to the Demon Realm, and he didn't know if he had enough for dinner.
The female orc looked at the bag of food, and her eyes lit up: "There is rice, meat, and fish...... Wow! You went out to work for a day and brought back so much delicious food? β
The half-orc pulled his head embarrassedly and smiled: "More than that, in fact, there are two portions of this meal, I have already eaten one at noon, this one is dinner, I am not willing to eat it, so I will bring it back to eat with you." β
"Wow? Earn two servings of this food in one day? The female orc couldn't help but sigh: "Lord Demon King is really a good king, I don't know if there will be such a job in the future." β
The half-orc said triumphantly: "There will be in the future, from tomorrow, I will go to work for the Demon King every day, and I will have two servings of such food every day, and at the end of the month, I will add another 5oo catties of rice." The Demon King said that if you do it well, you can do this kind of work for a lifetime. β
"For a lifetime? 5oo pounds of rice per month? Oh...... Oh, my God...... Our family wants money, we want money! The female orc didn't turn around in one breath and almost fainted to the ground.
The male half-orc smiled and said, "Wife, we didn't have children before, so we were afraid that we wouldn't be able to support them, but now we are not afraid...... Go home and start having children, at least two, a boy and a girl, and the man should look like me and have two beautiful little fangs. The woman should look like you, with tender green skin. β
The female orc's face turned red, and the green skin combined with the red face kneaded into purple: "Death Phase!" Let's go, hurry home and give birth. β
This kind of dialogue is born in almost every monster family, the only special point is the rose demon, the woman doesn't need to eat, she only needs to drink water to survive, she drinks tap water at noon and night, so she saves two working meals, and now she is selling two meals on the street: "Sell delicious food, there is rice, meat and fish...... The price is guaranteed to be fair, and it can be traded for a long time......"
A goblin with a hoe walked over and drooled at the food in the Rose Demon's hand: "How do you sell this thing?" β
The rose demon grinned and said, "An emerald with a diameter of one centimeter!" Or a beautiful red dress. β
Goblin Daiki: "I don't have clothes, but gems do!" It took out a bag of precious stones from its bosom, picked out an emerald about a centimeter in size and put it in the hand of the rose demon, and then eagerly took two portions of food, crouched down on the side of the street and ate it. For goblins, it is easy to dig gems, but it is not easy to find delicious food, especially with rice, meat and fish, which are well matched, and after the chef's cooking, an emerald is really worth it.
The rose demon took the emerald with joy and shouted in the street: "Buy a beautiful dress, and ask for a red one, which fits me...... I'll make an emerald...... Does anyone sell it? β
Lin Bai covered his face with his hand, was there a mistake? This woman...... Okay, go back and find Sister Sanjin to get a few more carts of clothes, there must be red chemical fiber clothes in them. Lin Bai beckoned to the rose demon: "Little girl, come here, this king will help you find your clothes, and give the gem to this king." β
The black-hearted capitalist Lin Bai has become a liar who coaxes an ignorant girl...... It's crazy!
At the same time that Lin Bai evolved into a black-hearted capitalist, the crew was also desperately filming "Black Blade 2", and the footage of the capital of kings has basically been filmed, and now the crew plans to shoot the second act of the story, that is, the renegade of the prime minister in the castle of sorrow to organize a rebel army and seek to seize the imperial power.
"Boss Lin, you said that you would find another city to shoot the sad castle......" The director came to the door and looked at Lin Bai with resentful eyes, the last time he filmed "Blade of Darkness", Boss Lin was very enthusiastic to follow the crew to help, but this time he left the crew in Black Dragon City and left it alone, fortunately, this time there is a girl who is a juniper as a translator, otherwise the director and the locals will not be able to communicate.
"Oh, yes, it is!" Lin Bai called the Black Dragon City Lord: "Take us to Red Dragon City." β
The Black Dragon City Lord didn't dare to disobey his orders, flapped his huge dragon wings and flew up, leading the way in the sky, Lin Bai and the crew got into the off-road vehicle, followed the Black Dragon on the ground, all the way to the east, crossed dozens of miles of barren plains, and bypassed a stone mountain, only to see a ruined city standing in the recess of the mountain in front of them.
This city is exactly the same as when Lin Bai first arrived in the Demon Realm and saw the Black Dragon City for the first time, it was dirty, smelly, full of gloomy and dark feelings, as if it had not been opened to the primitive society.
The producer and director laughed: "This city is good, this eerie and dilapidated feeling is suitable for filming a rebel city...... Let's change the script and let the rebels collude with the monsters, so that it feels more like a film. β
Lin Bai asked the crew to think about how to shoot it well, and he entered the city first, only to see that the city was full of poor monsters, no clothes to wear, no food to eat, many monsters recognized Lin Bai, they quickly knelt on the side of the road, just like Lin Bai went to the Black Dragon City for the first time, and received countless fearful eyes, but none of these eyes were love......
Lin Bai took a deep breath and said loudly, "Ask the Red Dragon City Lord to come out to see this king!" (To be continued)
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