Chapter Twenty-Seven: Who Puts the Dung Bucket Under Lao Tzu's Window?
The fat man didn't rush to answer Zhang Qiusheng's question about what he was doing, he stood up with difficulty, ran to the well to fetch a bucket of cold water, and carried it to the shade of the tree. Wipe the sweat first, rub the towel, then wipe the sweat, then rub the towel. Then put a wet towel on your head, sit down and say:
"I've thought about it for a long time, and I can't blame my grandpa and dad all of it. I have inquired, and the eight generations of my family have been like this, and they can't be promoted to the official position and make a fortune, they can only give birth to babies. My grandfather and his father also gave birth to a dozen, and my grandfather's grandfather also gave birth to a dozen, and there were only three or five of them who survived. It's all fucking poor, none of them are the top scorers, and they don't even show talents. Well, that's a matter for readers, and no one in my family can read. But there was not a single landlord. Landlords afraid of land reform? There was only one land reform in the world, and they ran into it? Well, you can't be a landlord, you can be a dog, and the dog's leg is also fragrant and spicy.
Nothing but babies. gave birth to a large number of mothers, and they can't support themselves. I heard that twenty years ago, my grandfather still made reports everywhere, saying that the evil landlords of the old society oppressed him and made him unable to support the baby.
That, Qiusheng, this is a person in my hometown village who sued me, and I can clearly see the strange smile in the eyes of the person who sued me. I'm really panicked, really, just one word, panicked! β
Zhang Qiusheng really wants to tell the fat man that "panic" is three words, think about it or forget it, this fat man is talking nonsense anyway, and he can't take it seriously.
The fat man continued: "You said that you gave birth to a baby yourself, and you blame others for not being able to support it yourself." Don't you do anything, give birth to a baby at home to play, and then hand it over to the landlord to raise? How can there be such a truth in the world.
Not to mention the old society, even a dozen babies in the new society, you can't afford to raise them, or you still have to die seven, eight, or ten. The new society has no landlords, who do you blame?
Don't laugh Qiusheng, what I said is true. I am a firm supporter of the party's family planning policy. Otherwise, you see. My eldest sister, second sister, younger sister, and younger sister added five to me, and my mother gave birth to five. If it weren't for the family planning policy, my family would definitely be going to the West with the 13th Taibao now, maybe the 14th Taibao, and the 15th Taibao going to the West. Then, then the excess will die, maybe it will die on my head, then there is no such person as me Deng Fat in this world. I would like to thank the CPC Central Committee, the State Council, and the wise, great, and correct family planning. β
The fat man paused for a moment after saying this, and silently looked at the dog in the corner with its mouth open and its tongue sticking out, like a contemplative philosopher. The big flower dog didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to pant with his mouth open and sticking out his tongue.
The fat man was not a philosopher after a while, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Well, where did you just say?" Anyway, I'm the eldest in the family, and I want to change the fate of the family. The time has come for this fate not to change.
You see, did my brother not go to the army the year before last? It's okay if you don't fight in peacetime, you can learn to drive a car or something, and you can drive a car when you go home from demobilization, right? Otherwise, it would be very expensive to learn to be a communications soldier and go home to repair a TV or refrigerator for someone.
Guess what my brother is doing in the army? Raising pigs and growing vegetables, occasionally setting up a stall on the street to shave the heads of the people. You say that you raise pigs and grow vegetables, why do you have to work so hard to go to the army? Wouldn't it be enough to go back to your hometown? The few acres of land contracted by our family are not enough for you to plant?
I was expecting my younger brother to encounter a battle when he arrived in the army, no matter who he fought with. Fight with the USSR, fight with Vietnam, fight with the United States, and preferably with Japan. Don't be afraid to die, we have a lot of children, and we can still get a martyr. If you don't die, how can you be an official and a half-job, right? Then our old Deng family will be considered talented, even if it will change its court, and it will be regarded as the glory of the ancestors. β
It's been a long time, and this fat man still has the idea of glorifying his ancestors. The fat man looked up at the blue sky at a 45-degree angle, and the sun was shining high in the blue sky, too dazzling, so he looked up at the leaves instead. With a beautiful look on his face, he seemed to see the large plaque of his Deng family ancestral hall shining. But it didn't take long, and the fat man pursed his face and returned to reality:
"Alas, that's all it takes for our family's ancestor to shine or not. Anyway, the door style must be changed, and you can't just give birth to a baby and not get rich.
I thought, there is probably something wrong with our ancestral grave. When an ancestor chose a cemetery, he may have only asked for more sons, not more wealth. Therefore, I want to find a feng shui gentleman to change the feng shui of my ancestral tomb. Change it to not ask for more children, but only for more wealth. Now, now, now, now, the policy stipulates that only one child is allowed, and no matter how many children you hit, it is useless. β
Zhang Qiusheng is listening to the fat man's nonsense here, and the Yangquan Police Station will be lively.
Two peasants carried a Suzuki Crown Prince 125 motorcycle, the poor one tied up several times by a thick rope. The farmer in front of him was also carrying a plastic bag with a big brother in his pocket. In the early nineties, the big brother was amazing, it was a symbol of status, and if there was nothing to do, there was a big brother in his hand, and that was a big brother with face.
Now poor Moto and Big Brother are full of stench, especially unbearable on this hot day. The two peasants entered the compound of the substation and were about to carry their motorcycles into the building when a policeman shouted: "Stop, stop!" Just put it outside! β
The policeman covered his nose and mouth and complained to the peasants: "Why did you bring them in without rinsing them?" β
The farmer put the motorcycle under a windowsill and said to the policeman, "You didn't tell us to flush it, how do I know?" I thought the police would solve the case in the original way. Isn't it usually about protecting the site? β
The policeman covered his nose and mouth and rolled his eyes at the peasants. Exercise! What is the original smell of? But he couldn't do anything about the peasants, turned around and prepared to enter the building, which was too smelly to stay long.
Before the police could move, the farmer shook his plastic bag and asked, "Where do you put this?" β
The policeman pointed to the motorcycle, meaning to put the motorcycle together. He doesn't want to open his mouth to speak, he has to inhale when he speaks, doesn't he?
He didn't want to speak, but he couldn't help it. At this time, the boss happened to come out of the building, and when he saw the farmer about to put Big Brother on his motorcycle, he said to the police, "You just throw them outside?" Do you want to take fingerprints? This is evidence, how can it be put outside. β
The policeman had to speak: "Fingerprints? Can fingerprints be taken on something that has been soaked in feces? β
You have to inhale when you speak, and the police feel like they're going to vomit. In fact, the boss also wanted to vomit, but those two things were his, and he was in pain. In those years, Big Brother didn't talk about it. Private cars have not yet appeared, and even some state-owned factories do not have cars. Imported motorcycles like this are driving on the streets, and that's an absolute pull. This is the boss's baby.
Although he was about to vomit, he couldn't help but step forward to take a closer look at the situation. At this sight, the boss wanted to cry without tears. The whole motorcycle was crooked, twisted its head and neck, the handle was broken, and the fuel tank was broken. The boss took a sharp breath, ready to look up to the sky and sigh. But I found that this breath was too much, too that, too smelly. Suck it all in your mouth, and you have to sigh out anyway. He was about to sigh when he was interrupted by a loud shout:
"Who the fuck lacks morality!" With this loud shout, a person jumped out of the building: "Who is so immoral and make a dung bucket to put under my window?" β
When I went out, I saw the original policeman and continued to yell: "Xiao Xu! He's so bold, you royal team! Yes? Lao Tzu is going to kill you today, Lao Tzu has your surname! "It's too bullying, it's too annoying, my aunt can't bear it.
Xiao Xu was obviously a little afraid of this person: "Feng Ke, Feng Ke, it's really none of my business." It's Boss Liu's thing, put it under your window. β
Phonko looked over his office, and a motorcycle covered with was lying under the window, and he was really angry. Where can't you put it, you have to put it under my window?
At that time, air conditioning was still a new thing, not to mention ordinary people, even ordinary institutions did not have. The doors and windows of all organs are wide open, and office workers blow electric fans in the house. Feng Ke gritted his teeth and asked the boss viciously: "Boss Liu, is this broken car yours?" β
Boss Liu just took a breath of stink, and was about to sigh out, when he was screamed by this broken section chief, and choked back into his stomach, his eyes bulged violently, and the stench in his stomach was fermenting. With a bad attitude, he asked rhetorically: "Why is it a broken car, obviously the newly branded Prince Suzuki, what kind of eyes are you?" β
Damn, just twisting your head and neck like this, the broken car with the paint crumbling is still brand new, I think you are called the poisonous sun and fainted. "What are you doing with this broken car under my window? Hurry up and move out! "Feng Ke didn't bother to say more to Boss Liu, the sun made me dizzy, and it stinked so badly." Why should I move out? This is your home? "Boss Liu has always been polite, respectful and respectful to the police, but today he somehow became evil. Do you feel sorry for the motorcycle and Big Brother, or are you dazed by the stench?
Feng Ke really can't do anything about Boss Liu, he is a big boss, not an ignorant ordinary person. If you want to rectify him in the future, that's a matter of the future, and there is no way at the moment. But it hurts the body if you can't get angry. Feng Ke is nearly fifty years old, and it is time to pay attention to the maintenance of his body. When I turned my eyes, I saw two peasants standing in the shade of the wall, one holding a flat pole and the other carrying a rope. The ready-made punching bag is intolerable if it doesn't come out of anger at them: "What are you doing?" Get out, say you, get out! β
The two peasants did not move. Heyββ, what day is it? Is the evil nature so great?
Phonko scurried up to the two peasants and tried to push them, but when he got to them, he found that they also smelled like the broken motorcycle. So he didn't push it, but said in an indisputable tone: "Tell you to go out, do you hear?" Get out! The last two words were shouted out by suddenly raising the octave pitch and increasing the volume by 100 decibels, which is an experience that Falco has explored in long-term practice, and can generally startle the person who is yelled at and consciously obey the order.
What made Funko feel evil was that the two peasants had not moved. Falco was furious, really angry. If you don't take such a bully, even the peasants are not afraid of him, what kind of world is this? Font had to take out his last kill, glaring at his bull's eyes, forcing his eyes to the two peasants. When he was young, oh, the hero didn't mention the courage of the year. His bull's eyes, which have made countless middle-aged and elderly women fall, finally made the two farmers fall.
A farmer said, "The money hasn't been given yet, so we'll leave if the money is given." β
"Money?" Feng Kelen paused for a moment, blinked his bull's eyes, stared a little uncomfortable under the sun, and then asked, "What money?" β
"Scoop up the car, carry the money for the car."
Font Ke understood, pointed to the motorcycle under the window and asked, "The broken car?" The two peasants nodded and did not speak.
Feng Ke shouted at Xiao Xu: "Give them money and let them go!" "It doesn't matter if the two peasants go away or not, he just wants to get angry, and if there is fire, he will send it out, which is also the key to maintaining his body.
Xiao Xu is afraid that he is afraid of Feng Ke, but when it comes to money, he must adhere to the principle of "why should I give it, I give it to Feng Ke and you will be reimbursed?" Boss Liu's car, of course, has to be given by Boss Liu. β
Tsk, I'm dizzy too. The boys in the criminal police team are all goblins. If Xiao Xu really gave money, he would say that I forced it, and the head of the bureau would have to kill me. Why is the sun so poisonous on dog days, and the sun is dizzy. If I don't let Boss Liu give out the money, Xiao Xu may not be able to arrange something for me. Thinking of this, Feng Ke had to force the bull's eye to Boss Liu again.
Boss Liu's anger will be a little smoother, as the boss will not offend the police if his head is not rusty, maybe something will happen in the factory, and he will have to ask someone to help, so he will not mention small shoes or small shoes. Boss Liu didn't wait for Feng Ke to speak, and took out his wallet from his pocket.
Feng Ke saw Boss Liu coming up, this was to show him face, and the evil fire in his heart subsided immediately. Turning back to the office, it was too hot outside.
Falco had just entered the office when a stench smoked him out again. Damn, I patronized and treated people for a long time, but I forgot about the business. This dung bucket, oh no, this motorcycle is still under the window. Fonto turned around and ran out again, fuck, oh my god, it's so hot. Feng Ke came to the door and saw Boss Liu arguing with the two peasants: "One person is fifty, two people are one hundred?" Feng Ke thought: Well, Boss Liu's arithmetic is good, and his accounting is quite accurate.
Boss Liu was angry: "A worker's monthly salary is less than 100, and you will need 100 in such a short meeting?" The peasants were not dismayed: "You are talking about one worker, we are two peasants." β
Boss Liu's heart is so angry, didn't I just have a little greed, and I want to get rid of that batch of copper rods. As for playing me like this? God! I can't be angry, so I told these two peasants, "Fifty is worth half a worker's salary, understand?" You're just going to be like this for a while, and I'll give you ten pieces each, okay? Not a lot. Boss Liu suppressed his anger and said with a pleasant face.
"Then you tell the workers to go to the big manure tank to catch this broken car, and the big brother." This farmer is a wood elm brain melon, and he is stubborn when he sees money. And why do you say it's a broken car? It seems that the great man said that the most important issue was to educate the peasants. That's right. A great man is a great man, standing high and looking far.
Can't be angry, don't be like a farmer, Boss Liu secretly warned himself: "This is a new car, how can you say that the car is broken?" "Damn, Boss Liu regretted it when he said it. What is the name of the new car and the two farmers, should the price be lowered. It should be said that Lao Tzu casually asked the two workers to go down to the manure tank to take a bath. The farmer is as good as a stream, and he doesn't call Boss Liu true: "Okay, it's a new car." β
Boss Liu was in a relaxed mood, and the farmers were also very talkative. To say that the farmer Mu Yu Brain Gourd has an eye for money is a slander and a lack of understanding of China's national conditions. But the next words of the two farmers made Boss Liu almost vomit blood: "Since it is a new car, then you have to add money, and add another twenty!" "The two farmers get what they pay for.
Boss Liu took a sharp breath and was about to be furious, when a police car drove into the compound and suffocated his stench back alive.
Before the others could speak, the two peasants happily greeted him, and said to a tall and burly man who got out of the car, "Captain Wang, are you back?" When Captain Wang saw the two peasants, he said, "Are you still here?" As he spoke, he took out his cigarette and handed it to the two peasants.
A farmer pointed at Boss Liu and said, "If he doesn't give money, how can we go?" Boss Liu didn't care about the smell in his stomach, and hurriedly said: "It's not that they don't give money, but they want too much." β
"Director Liu, you have to think about it," Captain Wang didn't ask how much, and said earnestly: "On this hot day, who wants to go to that dung cellar to catch your treasure?" Would you like to compare your heart to your heart? Give them both more money, how much can you lose? Otherwise, I'll pay for this money, and I'll pay it privately. Let these two brothers carry it back, and you can catch it yourself, okay? β
Damn, I don't know if I can fix it yet, if I throw it again, I don't need to repair it, just put it in the manure. Boss Liu took out a 100-yuan bill and muttered: "I am a righteous and courageous gangster who fights against bad social phenomena." I have to pay for it myself, which is too chilling. A farmer took the money and checked the truth in front of the sun, but his mouth was not idle: "You didn't say that you were brave in the face of righteousness, you said that someone robbed the motorcycle." You didn't report the crime, but happened to say it when you met Captain Wang in our village. β
Another farmer said, "It was still under Captain Wang's interrogation that you said copper, and two people came to you to sell copper." "Boss Liu really felt sorry for this motorcycle, and after seeing that the motorcycle was robbed, he immediately took another motorcycle to chase after him. It's true that the eyes are hot copper rods, what a shortage of supplies? Not to mention the value of a lot of money, what kind of benefits can be obtained by exchanging it with others? Some factories are waiting for rice to be put into the pot, and the world is looking for copper. You can get both money and favors, and favors are also money.
Boss Liu wanted to use the police to catch that person, and then take the opportunity to sell it and get his motorcycle out of the manure tank. In any case, you have to get your hands on the copper rod. But how could Captain Wang get to the bottom of it without asking?
Boss Liu shook his head, the fire was big again, and he said angrily to the two farmers: "Go, go, what's the matter with you?" If you take the money, you won't leave quickly. Captain Wang shouted into the car, "How long are you going to stay in the car?" Do you want me to open the door for you? Getting out of the car were Wang Shaoyang, Li Weijun and Hong Mingjie.
The factory finally found that the copper rod had been stolen, and after an internal investigation, everyone suspected that it was Li Weijun and Hong Mingjie. Now that I think about it, these two boys behaved so abnormally. I haven't come to work for a long time, and I usually hang my son when I'm lazy and slippery, but I suddenly got better a while ago. Even if no one pays attention to it, he still works hard, and he doesn't worry about not arranging a job, so he finds work to do and cleans everywhere. Suddenly he didn't come, and he didn't even stick his head out if he didn't come.
The factory leaders had no choice but to report. At that time, economic reform was just beginning, and corruption, like the triad, was just getting started. is not as bold as later, hundreds of millions of cave dragons dare to cover the lid.
The police immediately opened a case for investigation, and the leader of the team was Captain Wang. After investigation, he also locked his eyes on Li Weijun and Hong Mingjie. The police did not alarm the two men, but started the investigation from their periphery first. This investigation found that these two boys had never done anything good, fighting, picking quarrels, provoking trouble, stealing chickens, touching dogs, and playing with women. The day before, he and a few fox friends tried to rape a woman in a school, but they were injured by the girl's family. The police officers who investigated said in their hearts that the better the focus of the fight.
According to Boss Liu's description, Captain Wang couldn't figure out who this person was, but the appearance of the person who went a few days ago coincided with Wang Shaoyang. This shows that the batch of copper has not yet been sold, and they must act quickly, otherwise the loss of the company will be irreparable when they sell it.
As soon as Wang Shaoyang got out of the car, Boss Liu immediately said loudly: "It's him!" Wang Shaoyang slapped Boss Liu's hand pointing at him, and then pointed at Boss Liu and said, "What's wrong?" Want to get into a fight at the police station? β
Boss Liu was not afraid of Wang Shaoyang, not to mention that this was the police station, and still said loudly: "It's you, who went to my factory to sell copper that day." Wang Shaoyang said confidently: "Yes, this is a crime? Wang Shaoyang sat in the car and even listened and guessed that he already knew the general situation of the matter. Still, he wasn't afraid. As the saying goes, if you catch a thief, you have to take the stolen goods, and his hands are not dirty at all, not only are they not dirty, but he has never seen what the copper looks like.
Boss Liu even said with a comparison, anyway, he insisted that Wang Shaoyang was in the same group as the person who robbed his motorcycle big brother today. Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence? These two accomplices of yours lost copper rods in the factory, and you came to my factory to sell them. I didn't fall for it, so I came back to another person. Along the way, robbers, bandits, pickpockets, and selling dirty things do not succeed in robbing motorcycle big brothers.
Captain Wang didn't speak, and let Boss Liu talk as much as he wanted. Wang Shaoyang didn't speak, and looked at him with a sneer. Li Weijun's arms were still bandaged, and half of his body was leaning against the wall. After a hundred days of broken muscles and bones, it will not be better for a while and a half. So he didn't bother to talk these days.
Hong Mingjie turned his back to Boss Liu, and he didn't bother to listen. He was wondering which way the people had stolen his copper. Lao Tzu touches in the river, you touch in the basket. Well, count your ability to be greater than Lao Tzu. But you shouldn't be on the verge of a bubble of or pull it on Lao Tzu's neck, you won't be on the road. Is it fun in the police station on a hot day, it's all mixed up on the road, so it's really boring.
Everyone didn't speak, and it was boring to talk too much, so Boss Liu finally stopped.
Boss Liu stopped, and Wang Shaoyang began to speak: "Are you finished?" Then it's up to me to say it. You just rambled so much, I didn't interject, did I? Then now that I speak, you can't interject. Do you agree? Good! Whoever interjects is raised by a bitch. β
Boss Liu was so angry that he was about to refute it, but he immediately choked back with a mouth. If he speaks, it's tantamount to admitting that he was raised by a bitch.
Captain Wang still didn't speak. At a glance, he knew that Wang Shaoyang's three were gangsters with hob meat and no oil and salt. This case looks like the suspects have been brought, but if you want them to confess, I'm afraid it's difficult! Let them bicker first and see what they can show.