Chapter 14 Jessica's Voltage
Usually only paper towels are found in the bathrooms of high-end hotels, Liu Yi looked at this barbecue restaurant called 'Lovehouse', and thought that the consumption in this place must not be low.
"Okay, it's your treat, you can't cheat, if you don't have the money to pay the bill for a while, I'll put you in the store." Liu Yi felt that he should say ugly things in front, and someone in the province was finished eating.
"Oops, got it. A big man, so stingy. Sunny said impatiently, and Liu Yi hid his face in shame. He is really poor, the money in his wallet is all the belongings before the first salary of the next month, and he has to eat for half a month, so he really has no money left. Before boarding the plane to South Korea, Liu Yi swore that he would not ask for a penny from his family again, and slapped his face before the words fell...... As a Northeast man, he really can't do it.
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When sisters meet for a long time, of course, they have to have a happy drink. But if you get together because you have encountered something annoying, drinking becomes a relief from loneliness, and you are not so happy.
Jessica is not very good at drinking, but people who are not close to her are generally not able to see it. She doesn't blush when she drinks like Taeyeon, and Jessica can't tell much no matter how much she drinks. Usually only when she runs to the bathroom can people know that she has drunk a lot.
Before I knew it, there were already two empty shochu bottles on the table, and the third bottle was also half drunk. Based on the usual amount of alcohol, the three of them have almost reached the upper limit. Hyo-yeon's eyes were a little straight, and he was babbling something like an African elephant, and no one could hear what she was saying. Yuri and Jessica were slightly better. Yuri deliberately drank a little less, she knew that Hyo-yeon didn't drink too much, and she would definitely drink too much. And Jessica came here today with a sad matter, and she will drink too much. So she kept her senses a little sober and thought that she could send them home when she had finished eating. But she has a physique that doesn't know how to drink, so the situation is not much better than Xiao Yuan, and she also looks confused.
"Hmm...... Shochu ...... Hey......" Jessica picked up her glass and shook it until she finally found the place where her mouth was, but her hands trembled and it all spilled onto her clothes.
"Oh Mo, what to do... It's all wet......" Jessica exclaimed, an abnormal reaction that only a lot of drinkers would have. She staggered to her feet. Said to Yuri, "I'll go there, there...... Sort it out. ”
"I'll go with you." Yuri said, and stood up as well. But he was unsteady on his feet, and he sat down again.
"Haha...... Yuri, you've drunk too much. Jessica laughed at Yuri and pressed her shoulders to make her sit down.
"I'm fine, I'll be back right away, I'll be back in a bang."
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"You...... Look at me like this, how can I get it? ”
"Look at how you can't get it, you can get it."
"But I have to undress, I don't have anything in there."
"Isn't it just right if you don't wear it...... Hey...... I look at my abs. ”
"It's just a fart, hurry up and let me out, go and order food first, uncle wants to eat meat, and he wants the most expensive meat!"
"Got it, oops, don't push me......"
Liu Yi 'roughly' pushed Sunny out of the bathroom, watched her disappear around the corner, and then began to undress.
"Alas, my limited edition ......" Liu took off his coat and dealt with it quickly. The washing part of this toilet is shared by men and women, and no one knows when a woman will walk in or a woman will pop out from behind. Imagine if a woman came out of the toilet and saw a lean man with a bare upper body, she would scream.
"But Sunny may not be ......" Liu Yi laughed, and suddenly glanced at his face in the mirror, and it turned out that his nose was also splashed.
"I said why did she look at me and laugh, this woman, it's bad......" Liu Yi muttered, lowered his head and washed his face.
'Huh? Why did this girl go to the men's bathroom, she must have drunk too much. As soon as Liu Yi finished washing his face and looked up, he saw such a picture.
This is a golden girl, not tall and with a small face. The supple head hangs down on the shoulders, and when viewed from the side, it almost obscures the face. Although she couldn't see her expression, she felt that she seemed to be a little confused, and she went straight to the men's toilet when she entered the door.
"Broken out?" Liu Yi quickly put on his coat and grabbed the girl's arm a second before she walked into the men's bathroom. He felt that even from a humanitarian standpoint, he had to save this lost child, this girl looked about the same age as his students, it was the time of youth and ignorance, it was no big deal to fall in love and lose love, it shouldn't be so decadent.
Before becoming a psychology teacher, Liu Yi worked as a psychological counselor in the university's psychological counseling room for two years as a senior. He has a unique skill in dealing with this lovelorn mushroom.
"Let go of me!" The girl's voice was a little cold, with a posture of rejection thousands of miles away. But Liu Yi was unmoved, lovelorn people are like this. At the beginning of 15 years, Jay Chou got married, and one of his female classmates came to the dormitory to cry to him, drank too much and poured the whole bottle of beer on his head, and he didn't say anything. Lovelorn people, it's understandable to be presumptuous.
"This ...... Classmate, I'm a teacher at Dongguk University, teaching psychology, don't be afraid of me, I'm not a bad person. Liu Yi put on the most 'warm' smile and said in a magnetic voice with a sense of comfort. I know that people who are out of love can feel very bad in their hearts, and if you don't mind, you can talk to me. I happened to be having dinner with a friend, so I can invite you to eat with me. ”
"Let go of me!" The girl's voice was colder, and it was obvious that she was a little very impatient.
People who are stimulated can no longer be stimulated, Liu Yi is an experienced psychological counselor, of course he understands this truth. He let go of the girl's hand, but the girl continued to enter the men's bathroom. Liu Yi was helpless, so he had to pull her sleeve again.
"I've reminded you twice, so you can't blame me!" The girl muttered in a low voice, but Liu Yi didn't hear it clearly, and asked, "What did you say?" Yes...... Well, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to pull you, I'm trying to remind you......"
Now......
The blue electric spark flashed, and Liu Yi stared at the electric shock anti-wolf device on his arm, and his eyes were about to pop out.
"I ......" Liu Yi felt that he was too wronged and wanted to say something, but his tongue was already wooden.
Bang! The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground. Liu Yi fell to the floor of the bathroom and formed a large character shape - a Taizi character to be exact.
"Security, security, there is a ** ...... here" The girl shouted at the alarm at the door of the bathroom, Liu Yi suddenly felt in his heart that 10,000 grass and mud horses were galloping by, and his mother said not to be nosy. It's not like you're looking for something on your own!
"Where?" A man's voice came over the intercom.
"Restroom on the first floor!" The girl shouted eagerly.
"Where? I'll help you! Suddenly, Sunny's voice came out, and it seemed that she had finished ordering. Liu Yi was overjoyed, it seems that he has been saved!
"Sika?"
“sunny?”
"......" Liu Yi wants to cry without tears, what the hell is going on!
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"Liu Yi, why did you faint when you saw Sika, you were so excited? Hey, it's not promising. Sunny looked at Liu Yi, who was foaming at the mouth, and said disdainfully. At this time, the security guard also arrived, and when he saw that it was Jessinety, he immediately felt a little dignified. Girls' Generation is the idol of a generation of Korean men, and the twenty-four-five-year-old security guard brother is of course also a part of SONE.
Someone dares to be disrespectful to Queen Sika, and this is worth it! The security guard looked at Liu Yi, who was lying on the ground and convulsed, and his eyes were not good.
"Don't be afraid, I'll take care of him." The security guard patted his not-so-strong chest muscles and turned to Jessinetbsp; "Sunny, do you know this person?" Although Jessica had drunk a little too much, she hadn't lost her mind yet, and when she saw Sunny call out Liu Yi's name, she asked her in a low voice.
"Well, my neighbor ......." Sunny explained briefly, glanced at Liu Yi, who was still foaming, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"He grabbed my arm and said a whole bunch of weird things, hey, I'll talk to you later." Seeing that the security guard was ready to call someone to drag Liu Yi away, Jessinety talked and said to the security guard: "I'm sorry, I'm joking with my friend, he may have had a convulsion, it's okay for a while, don't bother you." ”
"Are you kidding? Convulsions? The security guard was a little confused, but Jessica had already said so, and he couldn't force anything. He said to Jessinety that he was not polite, and turned to leave.
"How did you get this, Sika, did you 'electrify' him?" Sunny squatted down and patted Liu Yi's face, but how could he recover after such a while. Liu opened his mouth, his tongue popped out, and he was dripping to the ground.
"Well, the biggest volts ......" Jessinety said, with a voltage of 8okV, even a cow can be knocked down.
"Alas, we are fat, we have suffered." Sunny struggled to help Liu up, and Jessica watched Liu foam at the mouth and snort, hesitating to help. But seeing Sunny looking at her, although reluctantly, Jessica reached out a hand and grabbed Liu Yi's arm.
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