The first volume of wedges

"Ages?!"

Early in the morning, the Fox World Council Hall exploded, and there was a lot of shouting. The spring water in the hall is quiet and quiet, and the walls inlaid with colorful stones are brilliant and shiny with a blurry luster. In the middle of the hall sat four respected elders of the fox clan, and several white fox tails under the hall were floating and shaking in the air, shaking the elders' eyes.

The elders sneered, look at this one by one, see if you can still be so sè after you come back from the past life.

"Yes, it's the past." The Great Elder touched the big handful of beards on his chin, squinted his fox eyes and said gracefully, "After the deliberation of the Council of Elders, the first batch of people in the fox world to participate in this life are Mo Bo, Lan Yuan, Yu Shu, Cang Min, Chi Ling, Zhi Qing, Qing Li, Yue Qian, Luo Fu, five males and four females......

"Five men and four women!"

Before the Great Elder could finish speaking, the hall roared angrily. The fox grandchildren exploded when they heard the words "five males and four females", they have already cultivated into human form, how can they still be described by male and female, they are men and women, they are men and women, elders!

Anger!

The Great Elder pretended not to understand, looked at the eighty-one fox tails floating in the air, and turned his head to look at the Second Elder: "It's five males and four females, is it five females and four males?" Which fox is transgendered? When did our fox clan have such a secret technique? How did I not know? ”

When the hall heard the words of the Great Elder, they fainted.

The second elder looked around, turned around and said to the eldest elder seriously: "Great Elder, five males and four mothers are true, but the male and female words seem to be a little inappropriate......

The green fox blinked his watery fox eyes and cast a touching look at the second elder, and the fox paw grabbed his tail and swept it on his face: "Second Elder, you are so confidant. ”

I will never call you an old monster again, pull your beard again, and never steal your honey again.

The Third Elder and the Fourth Elder stroked their beards thoughtfully and asked, "Then according to what the Second Elder means, what should I say?" ”

"I think five males and four females are acceptable." The second elder said with a bright face, quite a bit of self-praise.

"Poof-" The fox grandchildren in the hall squirted nine mouthfuls of blood.

Is there a difference between five males and four females and five males and four females? Is there a difference? Is there a difference?

"Elder, we have cultivated into a human form, what male, female, male, female, it's too ugly, please talk about men and women!" Chiling was quick-tempered, and kicked the crystal stone table, indignant.

"That's it, anyway, we are also the Nine-Tailed White Fox Divine Descendant, and we have long been out of the demon fetus, how can we use that kind of despicable word to describe ourselves, it's too embarrassing." Luo Fu also chimed in.

The Great Elder glared at the old fox and looked at the nine foxes one by one: "I haven't seen you cultivate into human form, it seems that humans probably can't grow nine white, long, and fluffy tails." ”

Fox Suns: "......"

"Boom-" Seventy-two fox tails instantly retracted, and the remaining nine tails floated gracefully in the air.

The Great Elder nodded: "Hmm-four men, four women and one mother!" ”

The foxes' mouths couldn't help but tremble, four men, four women and one mother...... Why does it sound so shabby?

Qingxi couldn't help but turn around and kick Yue Qian, who was sleeping unconsciously: "Yue Qian, take your tail back!" ”

Yue Qian, the owner of the nine tails, was kicked in his sleep, moved his position very uncomfortably, opened his eyes dimly, yawned, smiled stupidly at the green fox, and then continued to sleep! The nine tails continued to float and wag, for fear that others would not know how white its tail was.

"Pig!" The green fox gritted his teeth in anger.

The fox grandsons also threw disdainful glances at Yue Qian, and Cang Min rolled his eyes and asked, "Elder, how can Yue Qian also participate in the past generations?" It's not that the elders are selfish, right? ”

Who is Yue Qian?

Speaking of Yue Qian, the entire fox world, and even the heaven, earth, demon, and demon worlds all shook their heads, crying and laughing.

The elders said: "Yue Qian is the fox grandson who has the purest bloodline of the Nine-Tailed White Fox clan and the spiritual power that is beyond the reach of all foxes, but it is a pity that it is ...... Ay! IQ is in a hurry! ”

The Fox Emperor said: "Ah Qian's girl, decisively lowered the overall appearance of our nine-tailed white fox clan, I really want to pretend that I didn't give birth to her." ”

The Emperor of Heaven said: "Yue Qian is the fox princess who stepped on Benjun's foot, and dared to say that Benjun's foot hurt her foot, and dared to let Benjun say sorry, unique in heaven and earth, gallant!" ”

Hades said, "What? Do you want this king to find a few adjectives to describe the little princess? Five words are enough - stupid and stupid, and the last word is because the first four words are saved in zài. ”

The green fox said, "Yue Qian is a pig!" ”

Mo Bo said: "You ask me about the advantages of Yueqian, I want to think about it, I want to think about it...... That, isn't her fox fur more white than ours? ”

The Rebirth Stone and the Reincarnation Stone sighed: "Our brothers have always regretted letting Yue Qian be reincarnated into the Nine-Tailed White Fox Clan, she seems to be more suitable for the pig fetus." ”

Other fox grandsons said: "The fox fur white top is used for a fart, there is a spiritual power that we can't reach, and the fox princess is a fart, stupid is appropriate!" ”

Knowing that Yue Qian was also on the list of this history, the fox grandchildren expressed their sadness, and Lan Yuan said bitterly: "Elder, there is a saying in the twenty-first century, if you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate!" A teammate like Yue Qian makes us very scared and uneasy. ”

"Yes, in the human world, we don't have the spare time to take care of her." Yu Shu put a fox fart at Yue Qian, and Yue Qian's fox tail swept towards him, and was grabbed by Yue Shu and kneaded hard.

Zhiqing, the fox girl who was sitting silently next to Yu Shu, was smoked by the fox fart, pinched a trick and shot at the fox buttocks, which made Yu Shu grin his teeth: "Yu Shu, you stole the pickled radish brought back from the Nether by the Nanhua Immortal, and the fart smelled a lot of pickled radish." ”

"Wow-" The fox grandchildren vomited on the ground, and they also had a part in stealing the pickled radish of Nanhua Shangxian, Zhiqing, don't wait to describe it as disgusting and disgusting.

Afraid of being reprimanded by the elders, Yu Shu smiled at the elders with a flattering fox face: "We'll talk about pickled radishes later, let's get down to business first, elders, do you have favoritism?" Where is Yueqian's qualifications enough to go through the life with us? ”

"That's right! Please give us a reasonable explanation! "All the foxes and grandchildren have the same hatred.

The third elder stood up slowly: "Why are you not qualified, you are all two thousand years old fox grandsons." ”

"Two thousand years old can participate in the past life?" Chiling asked in disbelief, "Doesn't the past generations limit the level of mana or something?" ”

"That's right, Yue Qian's spiritual power is good, but her mana is the weakest in the fox world, so I don't want to be a teammate with her." Luo Fu snorted dissatisfiedly, very disdainful of Yue Qian.

"I don't want to be teammates with Yueqian, I want to go through the world alone." Cang Min also shouted.

"I'm going to be alone, too."

"Me too."

“……”

As a result, none of the eight foxes wanted to be teammates with Yue Qian, nor did they want to be teammates with any foxes, and they all wanted to act alone. The four elders are very sad, fox grandchildren, in vain you often go to the underworld to peek at human life in the 21st century, and you have not even learned the most basic human feelings, and you have wasted their minds to turn a blind eye and release water.

Unity is strength, do you understand?

Do you understand how to help each other?

Do you understand how to care about your peers?

Do you understand how to help the weak?

Tainyima's widowhood, indifference, selfishness, and cold-bloodedness! The four elders complained.

"Don't worry, if you want to go through the world together, the Council of Elders won't allow it." The four elders really wanted to wake up these fox grandchildren, they were so unloving, and no fox was willing to take the initiative to take care of Yue Qian, which was really a great misfortune for the fox clan.

Little princess, how bad your popularity is in all walks of life.

As soon as they heard that they weren't going through the world together, the fox grandchildren were happy, if they hadn't been able to break the barrier, they would have wanted to go to the human world a long time ago. In the past life, in their opinion, isn't it just to go to the human world to play, eat, drink and play, be more leisurely, and be more comfortable.

"And how do we get through the world?" Chiling asked eagerly, wishing that he would fly to the human world immediately now, and be free from now on.

The Great Elder reassured, "Don't be nervous, in fact, the past life is very simple. It is nothing more than that you are reincarnated into the human world through guò reincarnation stones and rebirth stones, and you will be reincarnated in the human world for seven lifetimes, and you don't have to go to the underworld to drink Meng Po soup, so you will retain the memory of the seventh reincarnation. ”

"Sounds interesting." Luo Fu tilted his head and imagined, "Is that all we can incarnate incarnate?" ”

"Of course. As long as the Reincarnation Stone and the Rebirth Stone are not blocked. ”

"Is it okay to be reincarnated as a red face like Daji?"

"Yes. As long as the Reincarnation Stone and the Rebirth Stone are not blocked. ”

Yigan Husun completely ignored the sentence "as long as the reincarnation stone and the rebirth stone are not stopped", the reincarnation stone and the rebirth stone are in charge of the heavens and the earth, can they control what they become in reincarnation? When Luo Fu heard that it was okay, he said ambitiously: "Then I will be a great beauty in the world for the rest of my life, and then bring disaster to the country and the people." ”

The four elders shook their beards, this fox is really not right, so he is so good. Mo Bo glanced at Luo Fu and said, "It also takes brains to bring disaster to the country and the people. ”

The implication is that you don't have enough brains.

"Don't worry, Grandma, I don't want to be brainless like Yueqian." Luo Fu said with his head held high.

"In this way, it's no problem for me to be reincarnated as an emperor and have a good time." Chiling touched his chin and smiled treacherously, he had long heard that the emperor of the human world was majestic, held the power of life and death, and returned three thousand beauties to the harem, so it was cool to think about it. ”

"What's the meaning of being an emperor, it's fun to be a traitor, especially for the emperor." Cang Min and Chi Ling raised the bar, "I want to be a traitor." ”

"Then I'll be a profiteer!" Although the fox world doesn't need such things, everyone in the fox world knows that he has a lot of gold and silver treasures in his cave, and it is suitable to be a profiteer.

"Hey, hey, hey, why aren't you all at ease, can't you be reincarnated as a good person in a down-to-earth manner, it's all a traitor and a concubine, isn't it interesting?" Mo Bo can't listen to it anymore, when the bad guys are still so righteous, will the fox world be full of bad guys?

"Good people don't live long, and disasters are left for thousands of years, compared with the two, of course, it is more cost-effective to be a scourge, and you can play in the world for a while longer." Luo Fu thought about the one qi in the world, which must be more colorful than the fox world.

Qingci touched his chin and smiled strangely: "Then if I reincarnate into a beautiful man......"

"Don't even think about it, male foxes cast into male fetuses, and female foxes cast into female fetuses. Men vote for women, women vote for men, I'm afraid that I will miss your sexual orientation. The third elder didn't wait for the green fox to finish speaking, and then cut off her words.

"I'm disappointed, I thought I could be reincarnated as a beautiful man to play." The green fox sticks out its tongue.

The four elders smiled secretly with their white beards, and they still want to play when they go to the world, I see how many lives you can play. It's really a bunch of naïve foxes and fox grandsons, who are really used to eating and drinking in the fox world, and only know how to cultivate into a human form, but they don't even understand the most basic human nature, and they are blind to that human skin, this time they have to be reincarnated for several lifetimes and suffer hardships.

What is a good person, what is a bad person, ruthless to others, and protect those close to him with his life, do you say this is a good person or a bad person? The four elders smiled grimly, waiting for the show to begin.