Chapter 5 Activation in progress
After writing the girl's name post, Chen Yi returned to the bluestone at the entrance of the village.
The chaotic year made him feel panic, although the system was in hand, it could not be activated, and if he wanted to control his own destiny in the Journey to the West, he could only find a way.
"Do you have to wait until Fa Ming takes him back to Jinshan Temple?" Chen Yi thought for a moment and shook his head vigorously.
He doesn't want to be a monk, besides, it's not necessarily true or false about Journey to the West, who the hell knows if Old Man Wu is idle and writes and plays, so he wrote a Journey to the West.
After thinking about it, Chen Yi decided to take action, he couldn't wait any longer, who the hell knows what the future holds, and the means of self-protection can only rely on that painful system.
Flipping through the system, Chen Yi found the column from the activation of the column, 300 job search failures and 30 failed loves.
"Three-year-old dolls looking for jobs and falling in love? It's really fucking painful!" Chen Yi scolded secretly, then turned down the bluestone and ran quickly towards Widow Zhang's house at the east end of the village.
Widow Zhang!
Known as the first "skillful hand" in Tangshan Village, the sewn clothes are definitely the best in the village, and now he has opened a tailor shop in his own house.
"Is Aunt Zhang at home?" Chen Yi knocked on the door of Widow Zhang's house.
But after knocking for a long time, no one responded, where did the people go in broad daylight?
However, Chen Yi couldn't help but feel that there was a pile of gravel under the low wall of Widow Zhang's house, and she could just stand on top of the gravel and climb over the low wall.
When he stood on the gravel and popped his head out of the low wall, he saw a figure flickering at the top of the house of Widow Zhang's house.
"Why don't you open the door when you're at home?" Chen Yi muttered and followed down the low wall.
"Aunt Zhang open the door, I'm Liu'er of the Liu family!"
After shouting many times in a row, Chen Yi finally heard footsteps.
"You kid, no one answered, what else are you knocking?" Widow Zhang didn't seem to be in a good mood, and her tone was very impulsive.
Through the door, Chen Yi couldn't explain anything, so he had to say: "Aunt Zhang, I heard that your tailor shop is going to recruit people, do you think I can do it?"
Chirping!
Widow Zhang opened the door, her hands were still arranging her clothes, and she didn't hide anything from treating her shirt as an ordinary child.
"Fuck this is a good thing?" Looking at Widow Zhang's flushed face, Chen Yi suddenly knew what was going on.
"Get out, even if the old lady recruits people, I don't want you like this!" Widow Zhang glanced at her, poked her head out and looked around, and found that no one was passing by: "Hurry up!"
Bang!
Then he closed the door and didn't explain anything to Chen Yi, a little kid.
"Aunt Zhang, just accept me, my mother ......" Chen Yi just wanted to use the bitter meat meter, and the system came with a prompt sound.
"Failed in the job search, one step closer to success!"
The cold voice made Chen Yi stunned.
"That's right, the activation condition is that the job search failed, not the expulsion, damn it, Lao Tzu was almost misled!"
Chen Yi suddenly came to his senses, he used to think that he would have to participate in the work and be fired to complete the task, but he didn't expect that this would be okay.
"Is it possible to be like this when you fall in love?" Chen Yi thought to himself: "If you don't do it, you will know!"
As soon as he thought of it, Chen Yi climbed the low wall of Widow Zhang's house from scratch.
"Aunt Zhang, come out quickly!"
As soon as Widow Zhang entered the house, she was about to take off her clothes, but was interrupted by Chen Yi's shout, and immediately became angry, picked up a stick in her hand and went out of the room.
"Little bunny, what do you want to do?"
"Ahem!" Chen Yi cleared his throat and said, "In the east of Tangshan Village, under the low wall, can't Aunt Zhang feel my sincerity?"
Widow Zhang was stunned when she heard this: "What do you kid want to say, hurry up!"
"Nima, I forgot that this widow doesn't know a single word!" Chen Yi scolded secretly and continued: "Aunt Zhang, you have also been widowed for many years, what about me?
"Poof!" Widow Zhang smiled, and immediately understood the meaning of Chen Yi's words, but she couldn't figure out how a three-year-old little doll could understand so much.
"Hurry up and get out, just your little bean sprouts, my mother doesn't like it!"
Bang!
"Failed in love, one step closer to success!"
Really!
Chen Yi looked at Widow Zhang's tightly closed door, and her heart blossomed.
"Sure enough, it works, the fucking Lao Tzu is going to soar into the sky!"
Everyone has a terrible dream in their hearts, who doesn't yearn for the life of waking up to the power of the world and sleeping on the knees of drunken beauties?
It's just that reality has limited that awesome imagination, and now this opportunity has appeared, and retreating is not Chen Yi's style.
Leaving the door of Widow Zhang's house, Chen Yi scurried around Tangshan Village.
"Brother Wang, how dangerous it is to go up to the mountain to hunt, just let me go with you, right?"
"Sister Yin, my little brother's love for you is like the surging river under the mountain, you can marry me, and when you are old, I will also grow up!"
"Uncle Zhang, your butcher shop has such a good voice, the little nephew volunteered to apply for the second child!"
"Although I can't hold an axe, my heart is connected with an axe, so give me this job of chopping wood!"
“......”
"Failed in love, one step closer to success!"
"Failed in the job search, one step closer to success!"
At the end of the day, although Chen Yi was very tired physically and mentally, he couldn't stand the beautiful voice of the system.
Chen Yi, who was lying on the bed, hurriedly called up the system to check it.
Host: Chen Yi.
Alias: Jiang Liuer.
Grade: G-
Credits: 50
Skill: None
Status: Inactive
System Store: Not activated
Grades: SSS, SS, S, A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Promotion System: Not activated
Distance activation: 180 failed job seekers, 12 failed love attempts.
In one day, Chen Yi applied for jobs 120 times and courted 18 times, all of which failed.
The points rose very fast at the beginning, as long as he was milking, but as he got bigger and bigger, it was obviously impossible to ask for milk.
Eating ordinary meals, the points did not move, so from the age of half a year, it was set at 50.
"This Tangshan Village can be completed in one day tomorrow, who will find the rest?" Chen Yi thought depressedly, at this time, he longed for Tangshan Village to be bigger.
Thinking about it, Chen Yi fell into a deep sleep, after all, he was only a three-year-old child now, and his energy was still limited.
Day 2!
Chen Yi rubbed his eyes and wanted to get up, but saw a shadow swaying in front of him.
"Who?"
"Liu'er, can you tell your mother about yesterday?"
It was Widow Liu's voice, Chen Yi knew it now, it must have been the people in the village who spread the word about him yesterday, otherwise how would Widow Liu know.
However, Chen Yi then had an idea: "Mother, this is the learning set by the old fairy for the child!"
"The old fairy asked you to tease your aunt?" Widow Liu asked as she stared at Chen Yi, wanting to see if he was lying.
Seeing that Chen Yi didn't speak, he continued to ask: "The old immortal still makes you say nothing to the elders?"
Chen Yi was stunned, his eyes rolled: "The old fairy said, this is all a test for children, if you don't pass, you won't want me as a disciple in the future!"