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"Wow, that's arrogant."

"What to do, what to do? This enemy is a bit strong."

"Think about countermeasures, otherwise we will still be controlled by him when we return to our hometown today."

"He is so good at playing games, we must be looking for death when we play difficult games with him"

Several people got together and muttered non-stop, looking like they were facing a great enemy, which amused the audience

"Otherwise, Sister Na will PK a cold joke with him," Hai Tao said

Wu Xin still remembered Li Donglai's mentions, and he was speechless at this moment, and asked: "Then can we go to the Grammys, I really want to go to the scene to see"

He Yu admonished: "Xin Xin, don't be bewitched by him"

Xie Na immediately stepped forward, "Come on, fight and fight, the tiger is afraid of the tiger?" ”

Li Donglai said with a smile: "Are you alone, let's go together, come on, challenge me!" ”

"Alright, let's go together!" He Yu also said, "Wu Xinxin came first."

Li Donglai interjected: "It's okay to add a punishment, I generally like to add punishment when playing games."

"Ah, I have to punish" Wu Xinxin was afraid of pain

"And what punishment do you say?" He said awkwardly

Li Donglai said: "No punishment doesn't look enjoyable, let's ...... our foreheads"

"Ah, I'm so scared of this" Wu Xinxin shouted in fear of pain

Li Donglai chanted as if he was mantra: "For the ratings, for the ratings, for the ratings......"

Several people were defeated in an instant, and He Yu laughed and said: "You are really suitable for variety shows, you always think about ratings"

Li Donglai's many years of experience in variety shows naturally knows how to react better, so he is arrogant and complacent, and said with his hands on his hips: "Of course, I don't look at who I am?" Oscars, it's possible to go up"

The Wei family suddenly said sternly: "I've heard this and you've already said it twice, you don't really want to host the Oscars, right?" ”

Li Donglai shook his eyebrows mysteriously, "Of course, I have received an invitation, but the schedule is still being adjusted, and there is no official reply."

Everyone was suddenly surprised again, and the fans at the scene had already made a fuss about hosting the Oscars, this can't be true, Brother Donglai is too good! Excited fans unconsciously shouted the slogan below: "Li Donglai, Li Donglai, Li Donglai"

Xie Na was deflated when she heard this: "If you lose, you are really going to lose, this opponent is so powerful!" Look at the scene, it's all turned into a fate! ”

"Ha, I like the 'East Destiny'!" Li Dong said, and waved his hand to the audience, "Love you!" ”

It caused the audience to scream

He Yi made up his mind and said: "Come on, I don't believe that the five will go together, and they will lose to him Xin Xin will go first"

Wu Xinxin also said simply: "My question is, listen, why does the rooster jump higher than the tree?" Li Donglai waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's so naïve, because trees can't jump."

"Ah, I failed" Wu Xinxin squatted down in annoyance

Li Donglai exclaimed with a strange smile: "It's my turn now...... If you can't answer, you will take the initiative to be punished," Wu Xinxin became even more nervous when he said this, and quickly stood up and listened

"Excuse me, what kind of bean does a mung bean fall on?"

Wu Xinxin said nervously: "Mung beans fall and turn into green beans"

Li Donglai laughed, "Ouch, I can't answer this" "Turn into red beans!" He Yu helped her to add an answer

"By the way, that red bean was punched when he met an enemy on the street, what kind of bean did he become?"

“……”

The Wei family said: "Red bean paste? ”

"Wrong! It's called Black Eyed Peas" Li Donglai proudly gave an answer, and the fans immediately cheered and shouted, and he proudly sang and danced the songs of the Black Eyed Pea Group

Wu Xinxin saw that he had failed, and immediately squatted down and pretended to be sad

Li Donglai didn't forget her, "Stand up, I want to flick my forehead, don't think that I will let you go if I deliberately squat"

"Kill me!" Wu Xinxin prayed miserably

Li Donglai smiled strangely: "You ask the audience if you agree" The fans responded to him with a jīliè scream, even if he was a fan of Kuaiben before, now it has all become Li Donglai's "Donglai life".

"Smack~"

"Ouch, it hurts" Wu Xinxin covered her forehead exaggeratedly

Li Donglai said: "Don't pretend to be pitiful, I have already shown mercy to my subordinates"

The Wei family stood up like dying, and the next one came to me, "Excuse me, a lovely pig, what has become of it when it goes abroad?" ”

Li Donglai was stunned for a moment, and said tentatively: "Foreign pigs? ”

“Pig！” The Wei family suddenly shouted out the answer, jumping and jumping happily The Happy Family was overjoyed when they saw that Li Donglai was defeated here in Weijia, Xie Na said: "It turns out that it is at this level, and it scared us so strangely, how could we be afraid of him before?"

Li Donglai was choked and blown up on his head, blowing his hair, "Okay, I'll give you a dark horse and a pink horse, what kind of horse did you get married and have a horse?" "Mosaic?" Haitao replied

"Wrong!"

Wu Xinxin: "Zebra"

"Still wrong! Shy horse! He was in a shy posture, and everyone was speechless

He Yu said: "Then this game is a draw, it's time for me to ask a rabbit he is running, and then it jumps with its left foot, and then changes to its right foot to run, and then squats down and runs slowly, asking why?" ”

Li Donglai hesitated: "Because you're tired and want to change?" ”

"No, because it's willing to ho ho ho ho ho ~~" He Yu exaggerated and laughed again and again, and the happy family was happy again

Li Donglai glared, gave a ruthless expression, and shouted, "I'll give you back one!" ”

Fans shouted excitedly when they saw the idols and hosts fighting on stage

"Listen, Xiao Ming has been very tired from work recently, and he is under a lot of pressure, so he asked a friend who has known him for a long time on QQ: Friend, how can I decompress?"

The host on the stage paused for a moment and replied, "Go for a run?" "Take a deep breath? "Don't go online, some people say that too much Internet will cause this situation......" This is obviously what Wu Xinxin said

"Wrong, wrong, wrong! Right-click and select winRaR to unzip! Li Donglai said the answer in high spirits, and then walked around the edge of the stage, shaking hands with fans in celebration with an angry expression of my victory

Everyone in the Happy Family was annoyed, and He Yu said: "You come back, this game is a draw at most, if you don't get beaten, we still have Nana and the problem"

"oK, she's your commander, isn't she? Just let the horses come."

Xie Na was a little pressured, and said: "Then I'll rely on you to be a little more concise, you see people get up early and return late, and then go to bed, and then get up early and return late, why do people go to bed?" ”

Li Donglai's face was weird, "That's it? Sue you, because the bed won't come over for you to sleep, you'll have to walk over and get to bed before it's my turn! ”

Xie Na slapped her forehead in annoyance, "I'm dead", "Nana, don't worry, he hasn't said it yet"

Li Donglai said with a smile: "Listen, you know cannibals, the terrorist race feeds on people, once they went to Los Angeles to take a plane, met the flight attendant and asked him, what do you want to eat, there is Chinese food and Western food here?" Cannibal yīn said: Give me the list of travelers" His weird tone made He Yi, who had a very low laugh next to him, laugh out loud

Then after arriving in Los Angeles, he was with his son, and saw a lot of people coming and going, the first to see He Yu, the son shouted: Dad, Dad, I want to eat He Yu, he said no: He is the first host in our country, can you eat him? You can't eat it," Li Donglai couldn't help but attract the attention of others as he danced and said, "Because you won't grow taller if you eat it."

"Poof...... Mr. He, haha! The Wei family couldn't help but laugh out loud

Li Donglai didn't care about everyone's reactions, and continued to speak, "Then Xie Na came over and her son shouted: Wow, Xie Na, I really want to eat Xie Na's father shouted: I can't eat her, how can I eat her, because she is stupid and crazy, and we will become stupid if we eat her" He Yu covered his mouth and snickered

"After that...... Lin Zhilin walked over, "Dad, I want to eat that...", "I can't eat that, take her back and eat your mother!" ’”

"Poofha" He Yu, who laughed so low, laughed out loud again, and there were three crows flying over Xie Na's head

Xie Na said: "But where is the answer to this joke, I haven't answered it yet?" It's not a loss."

Li Donglai said proudly: "Haven't you heard of a kind of cold joke just to make the audience laugh, making people laugh is a successful cold joke, not making people unable to answer is a cold joke Just now Mr. He laughed twice, the Wei family laughed once, and the audience laughed...... Regardless of the second! This kind of cold joke doesn't need to be answered, and I won't give you a chance to answer it, so, you lose, obediently stick your forehead over"

The scene seemed to be in response to the victory of the idol, and they laughed with a high-decibel voice, and Xie Na was suddenly aggrieved

He Yu comforted: "He is better than many elements"

"Smack~~"

"Ouch, why so strong!" Xie Na covered her forehead and protested loudly, which aroused Wu Xinxin's sympathy, "Yes, I also felt so much pain just now."

Xie Na said: "It's because his hand strength is already very strong, so it hurts to hit our forehead and collect it, I have to get another one back" Xie Na began to "go crazy" again, a little unrelenting

Li Donglai clasped his hands on his chest and raised his eyes to look at the sky, "Why should I give you a chance to make up for it?" ”

Xie Na pulled him and said, "One, just one begs you, give you another chance"

He Yu was helpless for a while, so he had to play the round again and said: "Okay, just one, the last round" Haitao was happy for a while, "Then I don't have to compare?" So happy."

Xie Na said: "Listen, for example, there is a car, Mr. He is the main driver, you sit in the co-pilot, I sit in the back, may I ask, whose car is it?" ”

Li Donglai suddenly looked up at the sky and did not speak

"Ha, I can't answer!" Xie Na happily danced the witch dance

Li Donglai walked up violently, with a fierce momentum, Xie Na was so frightened that she retreated, "What are you going to do?" He Yu said: "He's angry and wants to beat you" "No, he wants to touch me"

"Poof...... Li Donglai almost sprayed, and said: "Such a simple question, do you need to think about it for so long, obediently give me another taxi is for example, what a childish question"

Xie Na was stunned suddenly, and before she came back to her senses, she was hit on the forehead, "Ouch, it hurts so much, why am I so unlucky, I hit the muzzle of the gun myself!" ”

"Hahaha......"