Chapter 389: Lee's Multiplication Formula
"This is a big secret, not many people know about it, I tell you, don't spread it." Li Mu whispered mysteriously.
"What the hell is going on?" Qu Ying asked.
"My sister memorizes multiplication formulas every day." Li Mu said.
"You don't deceive people, I don't read much, don't lie to me, where did the multiplication formula come from in the Song Dynasty, besides, even if there is, she is also the sister of the emperor, what's the use of carrying that thing?" Qu Ying glanced at Li Mu.
"It's useful, of course it's useful, Zhao Guangyi likes to listen to my sister recite multiplication formulas the most." Li Mu said seriously.
"How does this have anything to do with Zhao Guangyi, no matter how he says it, he is also an emperor, he has never seen anything, and there is something good about the multiplication formula." Qu Ying didn't believe Li Mu at all.
"Do you think, soldiers are not allowed to bring women to fight, and no one else knows that my sister is a woman, and they ......sleep together," Li Mu smiled and did not continue.
"You go die, you're disgusting, what kind of teacher are you? It's just hooliganism. Qu Ying's cheeks suddenly turned red and she smacked Li Mu.
Li Mu picked up Qu Ying with one hand, picked Qu Ying up and walked towards the bedroom: "Hooligans are hooligans, I can't play this teacher, but I'm better at playing hooligans." ā
"You promised to listen to me today and play the role of my teacher, how can you be like this, talking doesn't count." Qu Ying wants... ā§, wā§ww. pushed Li Mu away, but his hand pressed on Li Mu's chest, but it seemed to be pressed on scorching steel, and he suddenly felt that there was no strength in his body, and there was no strength in pressing on it.
"I didn't say anything and didn't count, and the teacher will teach you to memorize the multiplication formula." Li Mu had already put Qu Ying on the bed. Qu Ying wanted to say something, but her red lips were blocked by Li Mu's big mouth. Nothing can be said.
"One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four. Three, two, three, four, change your posture and do it again......"
"Hmm...... Well...... Is this a multiplication formula......"
"This is my Li family's original multiplication formula...... One two three four...... Two-two-three-four...... Change your position...... One more ......"
After teaching Li's multiplication formulas in the middle of the night, Li Mu deeply felt that being a teacher was really hard work, and he didn't wake up until almost ten o'clock.
Li Mu rubbed his eyes and sat up, but Qu Ying's person was gone, and after getting up and washing, he saw Qu Ying wearing a big T-shirt, revealing her slender legs, and walking in with a tray in her hand. A glass of milk and two one-sided omelettes are placed on the plate.
"Teacher, you taught hard yesterday, drink some milk and eat some fried eggs to replenish your body." Qu Ying put the plate on the bedside table, and the person sat on the bed.
"Qu Ying, you have also studied hard, if there is anything you don't understand, the teacher will teach you well in the evening." Li Mu was in a good mood, because he found that the task had been completed by two-thirds, and the black spot on Qu Ying's forehead that exuded an evil aura had also disappeared.
"You big villain, it's simply an insult to the great image of the teacher in our minds. Now that I think of my teacher, I feel bad all over. Qu Yingjiao said angrily.
"Then will you still dream about your school days?" Li Mu asked with a smile.
"The word teacher has been ruined by you like that, and the ghost will dream of it." Qu Ying picked up the fried egg and stuffed it into Li Mu's mouth.
"Then will you dream of me in the future?" After Li Mu ate the fried egg, he asked with a smile.
"Ghosts dream of you." Qu Ying got up and ran away, and Li Mu wanted to hold her slender waist. Put on his jeans, put his clothes in order, walked to the door, turned around and said with a smile: "At most, I will dream of Lee's multiplication formula." ā
After speaking. Qu Ying smiled and walked away, and the milk that Li Mugang drank almost squirted out.
Li Mu originally thought that after this time. Qu Ying's relationship with him will become closer, but he didn't expect Qu Ying to regain his previous appearance. As if what happened that day had never happened at all, Li Mu breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, but he was also a little disappointed.
"Look at what, you won't marry me, is it possible to let me pester you like a resentful woman." Seeing that Li Mu's expression was a little strange every time he looked at him, Qu Ying glanced at Li Mu and said generously.
"I didn't mean that." Li Mu was suddenly a little embarrassed, even if he was possessed by a god, he couldn't stop this.
"Why do all the women I meet have such personalities?" Li Mu was a little depressed in his heart, the women he met were all too good, and there was no such little bird who pestered him all day long and needed him to love and protect, and it was very difficult for a man's desire to protect him.
After successfully attacking Qu Ying, Li Mu has been thinking about how to attack Lu Meng, this is really a headache for him, there is nothing wrong with beautiful women, but Li Mu is really difficult to have a special feeling for Lu Meng.
"Fortunately, the goal of the strategy is not necessarily to go to bed, but what is Lu Meng's heart knot? Wouldn't it just be for me to change her sexuality? It's a bit harder. Li Mu was thinking about how to find an opportunity to get close to Lu Meng, but he didn't expect Lu Meng to find him first.
"Li Mu, I have something I want to ask you for help with." Lu Meng called Li Mu.
"What's the matter?" Li Mu suddenly perked up, and Lu Meng came to the door by himself, which was undoubtedly a great opportunity.
"Something happened to my relative's family, their child is temporarily staying with me, and you know that it is difficult for me to find time to take care of him in this profession, so I ask you to help me take care of him for a month, and after a month, someone will pick him up." Lu Meng said.
"No problem, how old is the child?" Li Mu asked.
"A boy of thirteen or fourteen." Lu Meng hesitated for a moment, and then whispered: "You also know my situation, I often take my sister home, it's not good for him to be a little boy living with me, Bai Jie and I are not much different, I don't feel at ease when I go to him, Brother Hu is too busy, I don't have time to discipline him, I only have three good friends in H City, I can only trouble you if I think about it." ā
"No problem, it's not just a month, I'll help you take good care of him." Li Mu felt that it was not a big deal, he was just a little kid, he should be very easy to deal with, maybe he could find out some secrets of Lu Meng from the mouth of the little kid.
But when Li Mu saw this relative of Lu Meng, he couldn't help but pout, chewing gum and playing games, without even looking up at him.
"He is Lu Qiao, the only son in the family, spoiled by the family, and in terms of the seniors in the family, he should call me an aunt." Lu Meng obviously had a headache with this Lu Qiao, so he finally pushed him to Li Mu, and after introducing two sentences, he directly found an excuse and ran away.
"What are you doing? I'm a little tired, go back early, I want to take a hot shower, do you have a bath at home? I'm not used to bathing. Lu Qiao said to Li Mu with a cool expression.
"I finally understand now, why did Lu Meng hand you over to me?" Li Mu looked at Lu Qiao and laughed.
"The car is okay, but the model is outdated." Lu Qiao got into Li Mu's car and made a cool comment.
"You know cars?" Li Mu was not angry, and said while driving.
"I don't know much, I'm too lazy to pay attention to cars below one million, so I only know about cars above one million." Lu Qiao said as he played a game.
"Looks like you like to play games, what kind of games do you play?" Li Mu didn't raise his head at all when he saw Lu Qiao talking, and he kept holding a game console there, and couldn't help frowning slightly.
"Uncle, why are you asking so much? This is not the little overlord before, you don't understand it. Lu Qiao glanced up at Li Mu and pouted.
"How do you know I don't understand?" Li Mu glanced at the picture on his game console and said lightly.
"Uncle, I'm just staying with you for a month, don't be wordy, our well water doesn't interfere with river water, I will leave in a month, you don't have to want to have a good relationship with me, I don't have time to entertain you, see you still have some money, you still have this time, you still drive your luxury car to take a few more three-dimensional vulgar women." Lu Qiao lowered his head and said while playing a game.
"It seems that you like to play two-dimensional love games, and I happen to be very good at playing this kind of game." Although Li Mu himself can't play, he is possessed by him, but he is known as the god of strategy of the girl who can't be attacked, and this kind of game is originally the realm of the god of the strategy.
"Really?" Lu Qiao raised his head and glanced at Li Mu with some surprise.
"Seeing that you haven't tapped this girl for so long, do you want me to teach you how to tread her?" Li Mu said with a smile.
"You don't bluff people, this branch line is the most difficult to attack, I haven't gotten a strategy after playing for half a month, and someone has already reacted to the official that there is a bug, and I can't get a strategy at all." Lu Qiao glanced at Li Mu: "I see that you haven't even heard of this game, right?" ā
"There's no game in this world that can't be tackled.,Even if it's a game with bugs.,I must let the girl get a happy ending.,Because it's the game that's wrong.,The two-dimensional girl is always righteous.ć Li Mu said that he was driving with one hand and took the game console in Lu Qiao's hand with the other, Lu Qiao was shocked by Li Mu's momentum, and he took it without resisting.
"Don't mess around, I've finally made it this far." Lu Qiao reacted and wanted to take back the game console, but Li Mu changed to the other side's hand, Lu Qiao couldn't reach it, and he didn't dare to move the hand that Li Mu was driving, so there was no way to take the game console back.
"You can't do it anyway, so there's nothing to lose by letting me try, right?" Li Mu drove while operating the game.
"Even if you want to try, wait until the car is parked, you do this, and I can finally play the current game gameover." Lu Qiao said urgently.
"Such a simple game, I can play more than enough with one hand." Li Mu said with a smile