Chapter 600: Kim Jong Kook's Family (15)
"Ahh~" or which nasty horn sound, the family members, all of them were woken up.
"Everyone, get up, it's morning!" Liu Zaishi held a megaphone and kept arguing with the members.
"Ah, it's really ~~ Didn't I take the battery away last night, how can it still be used?" After Lin Yinlu woke up, he was extremely depressed.
"Hahaha~ You took the battery of the megaphone?" After Liu Zaishi heard this, he looked at this younger brother absurdly.
No wonder when he used it just now, why couldn't it ring, it turned out that Lin Yinlu secretly replaced the battery when he saw the megaphone after he came out of the shower last night.
This scene, VJ naturally recorded it, the reason why he didn't say it just now was that he wanted Lin Yinlu to say this scene himself, which was more fun.
"This thing is so annoying, it's the one who wakes me up every time!" Lin Yinlu crawled out in a daze, and after coming out, he lay down again.
"Ah, sit up, do you still have an image like this?" When Li Xiaoli came out, he saw Lin Yinlu lying on the floor again, so he kicked him angrily.
"You should say this to me: After participating in this show, do you still have an image?" Lin Yinlu said weakly.
"Ahaha~"
"By the way, Brother Tianxi fell asleep and farted last night!" After Lin Yinlu sat up, he saw Li Tianxi come out and broke the news.
"Hahaha~"
"Poofhaha~ Really, Tianxi really farted last night?" Jin Xiulu slept next to Li Tianxi, who was the first to fall asleep.
"Well, I didn't go to bed until four o'clock last night. Texting and chatting with my girlfriends until more than four o'clock, and the phone ran out of battery before going to bed! Lin Yinlu said.
"Hahaha, girlfriends?" Kim Jong Kook thought he had misheard.
"That's right. Girls' Generation Kwon Yoo-ri is my girlfriend, Lim Yoon-a is my suitor, and she can be regarded as my girlfriend, Jessica and I have been dating for an hour, and we are considered ex-girlfriends, so I texted and chatted with them for hours last night! Lin Yinlu's explanation made the family members. I snorted angrily.
"It's really~" Lee Hyo-ri really doesn't know where this guy got the guts, but he really dares to admit that Kwon Yoo-ri is his girlfriend.
Most importantly, speak up. Everyone still didn't believe it, and thought he was joking, so he said it for the sake of the show.
This is what Lee Hyo-ri thinks is the most ridiculous.
"Then does your junior sister know that you have these girlfriends?" Yin Zhongxin asked amusedly.
"I know, Kim Tae-hee is also my girlfriend!" The more Lin Yinlu said, the more exaggerated it became. You don't have to think about it. knew that he was joking, for the show, in order to show off that he and Kim Tae-hee are very familiar.
"Really~ Are you showing off that you have a good relationship with Kim Tae-hee?" Lee Hyo-ri was a little depressed.
"How is it not good, you must know that I am Kim Tae-hee In addition to acting, in real life, the first person to take the initiative to kiss me is his brother, and my friend Li Guan does not have this benefit!" That's what Lin Yinlu is all about. The relationship is exaggerated, and at the same time, it is also mixed with the truth. So that everyone can't tell the difference at all, what he said is true.
Only in this way, when I go out to dinner with my girlfriends in the future and are photographed, everyone will not doubt that they are dating, but reason for this is a good relationship between them.
"Ah, I kiss you less, why don't you see you?" Lee Hyo-ri is jealous.
"No, cousin, don't talk nonsense, my cousin is here!"
"Ahaha~" Lin Yinlu's words made Li Xiaoli no longer jealous, his face was full of embarrassment, and Kim Jong Kook smiled helplessly.
"Haha~" The others looked at this younger brother with a smile, whenever he was in front of the camera, he was always so energetic.
"Ah~" Lee Hyo-ri couldn't hold it anymore, and everyone's laughter made her feel even more embarrassed
In the midst of everyone's laughter, Li Xiaoli's anger also came up, and he wanted to settle accounts with Lin Yinlu.
"Quiet~I have something to say~" Just when Li Xiaoli was about to hit himself, Lin Yinlu suddenly raised his hand and exchanged loudly, and at this moment, everyone's attention was on him.
Just after everyone was quiet, Lin Yinlu made a few strange noises.
"Puff~Puff~Puff~"
“……”
Everyone looked at Lin Yinlu, and for a while, everyone had nothing to say, so they looked at him blankly and absurdly.
"Cool~" Lin Yinlu said such a sentence comfortably, which made everyone react and burst into laughter.
"Poof~haha~"
"Hahaha~ Lin Yinlu you~ haha!"
"Haha~ What are you?"
Everyone looked at Lin Yinlu with a ridiculous laugh, is this thing just such a blatant fart, and it is still farting in front of the camera, in front of the national audience, and most importantly, he deliberately makes a loud noise.
"Haha~ Bang!" At this time, everyone almost laughed, and the people in the program team also laughed absurdly, and at the same time, they kept clapping their hands, saying that Lin Yinlu was classic enough.
No one has ever been as arrogant as him, everyone farts because they can't wait for others to know, and they all release secretly, but he's good, he has to let everyone who is noisy quiet down, so he amplifies his voice arrogantly.
Moreover, he is also an artist, a successful boss, the CEO of a mobile phone company, the owner of the largest bubble tea shop in South Korea, and even a popular idol
He was so arrogant and deliberately farted loudly before the show, he was definitely the first and the first artist in history to fart at the national audience in such a blatant manner.
"What are you laughing at, be quiet and record the show~" Lin Yinlu saw that everyone was still laughing so happily, and his face was not red and his heart was not beating.
"Haha~" everyone's stomach hurt a little when they laughed, but Lin Yinlu still looked like a nobody.
Just when everyone was laughing, Liu Zaishi also thought about the problem, and there was a situation on Lin Yinlu's side.
"Poof~~~~" is still the same sound, but the difference is that this time it is not one by one, but an old man, and the voice is also very long.
"Ahaha~" Now it's okay, and the whole yard erupted in loud laughter.
The members all laughed and even held their stomachs and laughed very uncomfortably.
"Cough cough~" Liu Zaishi coughed with a smile, and the others were no better.
"Hahaha, Yinlu, you~haha~" Li Xiaoli didn't dare to sit next to Lin Yinlu at this time, she felt ashamed.
There has never been a person who farts so arrogantly in front of the camera, and he Lin Yinlu is the first.
They didn't know that after this episode of the show was broadcast, Lin Yinlu's ability has become a method used by the majority of lively students to make jokes.
In private, when someone wants to fart, they will always deliberately quiet the people around them, and then deliberately make a loud fart to make a joke.
"Ah~ Yinlu, how can you do this?" Liu Zaishi woke up laughing at this moment, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.
"Alas, don't say it, didn't Brother Tianxi fart when he fell asleep last night, I just slept next to me, and I breathed it into my body!" Lin Yinlu's explanation once again made everyone burst into laughter
"Haha~"
This morning is really extraordinary, Lin Yinlu made such a hilarious time early in the morning, which is simply laughable.
"Ah really, I regret it, my girlfriends probably have to break up with me after watching this show!" After Lin Yinlu became proud, he began to be depressed again.
"Wouldn't that be better, you can write songs!" Kim Jong Kook patted Lin Yinyu's head.
"Also, as long as I write a song, I sing one by myself, and they can't obediently kiss me, well, that's it, after I go back tonight, I will ask Son Ye-jin to come out, and then say that the song "Daoxiang" was created for her, she must be very moved, and if I am moved, I will definitely give a kiss, if I say a little more moved, I guess I will make a personal promise!" Lin Yinlu said very surely, this naïve statement once again made the family members and the people of the zuò group laugh.
"You're like this, what if the show is broadcast, what if Son Ye-jin Xi watches it?" Park Ye-jin asked.
"Whatever, it's going to be broadcast half a month later anyway, and she's dead set on me for half a month, a little lie, she will definitely understand!" Lin Yinlu said that the head is the Tao, and everyone is about to believe it.
"What should I do if Ji-yeon knows, I remember Ji-yeon..."After Lee Hyo-ri said Lin Yinyu's real girlfriend, Lin Yinyu's original smug mood immediately changed.
"Which, Meng Bao, oppa is joking, this is all the show PD deliberately made me like this, I don't want to, I was completely forced!"
"Hahaha~ You..." (To be continued......)