Before you know it, youth is fading......

Sidepoint: The so-called idiot.

"Do you know one of the important works of the 19th-century Russian writer Fyodor Dostoevsky, "The Idiot"? The work expresses that the world is inherently unquantifiable by reason, and even beyond human imagination. What people can't explore, can't realize, and can't understand doesn't need to think, and those who think and practice are 'idiots'. It's a very 'idiotic' act to always think ahead and look forward to the future.,Sayou-sensei occasionally behaves like this.。 By the way, this short-sleeved shirt is good, it is very suitable for Mr. Sayou, Mr. Sayou likes black, right? And jokes. ”

In fact, the "Idiot" mentioned by Yi Ye is a wonderful satire that "man's logical calculation must conform to the laws of nature, and man's calculation is equal to heaven'", this kind of logic that believes too much that the world can be calculated, and excludes all contradictions and wills, is actually the pride and arrogance of human beings.

In other words, it's extremely stupid to predict the future and speculate about tomorrow, and no one knows what will happen after that.

Sayou has the assistance of the system, and for this reason, he has more than 80% of the ability to determine the future, but in front of others, it is a gambler and naïve behavior, right?

A gambler is one who bets on the future he envisions; Naivety is the belief that things will turn out as imagined.

For example, now, Sayou didn't expect his sisters to make such an 'arrangement' for himself, which is indeed a bit unexpected.

"I like black, yes, I just don't like black jokes."

Sasuke had indeed watched "The Chilling Grimm's Fairy Tales" before, but in fact it was just to expand his knowledge and understand the real story behind the fairy tale, or the exquisite story.

"Is that so? So Mr. Sayou said some cold jokes, this can be done simply, right? ”

"Why do I have to tell a bad joke? I don't know much about bad jokes, but I do know a little bit about black humor. ”

"I know that, too, because I've watched movies like "Two Big Smoking Guns," "Pulp Fiction," and "One Flew Over the Asylum" a long time ago, and they're funny and full of all kinds of irony."

In the Encyclopædia Britannica, "black humor" is explained as a kind of desperate humor that seeks to elicit laughter as a human response to the obvious meaninglessness and absurdity of life.

Sayou turned around at this time, and Iya put the short sleeves he had just taken out behind Sayou to compare.

"I've already compared it on my chest just now, and it feels like it should be appropriate, so should I give it a try? After buying it back, you can do without it. Naked. ”

"All said I've never been at home at all. It's naked, even if there is. Also just inside the bathroom, rather, into the bath. Nudity is the right thing to do, right? ”

"I don't quite understand Sayou-sensei, I've never heard of entering the bathroom to be full. Naked, it's not etiquette, it's not a hot spring...... Also, some people like to wear swimsuits to go into the bathroom and take a bath. I'm not talking about a public place, I'm talking about a bath in my home. Let me make a bold guess, Sayu-sensei, you must have taken a bath in the bathroom with your two sisters, right? ”

"You. What are you talking about? How is that possible?,I'm already in junior high school.,How can such a thing as taking a bath together happen?,No matter what kind of FLAG it is, it's impossible to trigger such a plot.。 ”

Sayo lied. After all, I didn't wear a swimsuit when I took a bath with my sisters. Naked and honest meeting!

In addition, Sayu really hasn't heard of bathing must be complete. The reason why this provision is bare will be full. Bare. Simply because it's easy to wash the body.

If you don't say all. Naked can also wash the body in words, full. Naked is an unnecessary act.

But even if you don't have to do all. Naked can also wash the body. But there is a high chance that you will get wet with the clothes on your body. Being naked can prevent your clothes from getting wet, and it becomes a natural necessity.

When you take a bath, when you soak in a hot spring, all . Naked talent belongs to the right thing to do, not the wrong behavior, understandable, understandable.

"Back to the topic just now, do you want to give it a try? It's a comparison, but trying it on can better determine whether the clothes fit well, and the small skull pattern on it looks cool because there is no skin and muscles. ”

"I'll try, and besides, can I not say such horrible words?"

It's cool without muscles and skin, and that's too extreme.

Sayou entered the locker room with short sleeves, took off his light black long-sleeved jacket, and began to change clothes in front of the mirror.

There was a loud noise from the other side of the dressing room, it was really a restless guest, probably a young girl.

At this moment, a young girl appeared on her shoulder in the mirror, and she twisted her body slightly as if she was wrapped around her body.

Unlike in the past, this time the girl's hair color has changed to a rainbow-like color, which is especially conspicuous in this small dressing room.

The gothic-style long skirt made Sayou's skin itch a little, this should be an illusion, but this hallucination is not a simple hallucination, and the sensations generated by contact with it are directly transmitted in Sayou's brain.

To put it bluntly, the sound of the girl's breathing, the temperature of the skin, and the softness of the body can be easily felt.

[Should I say it's been a long time? My master~ How is someone's hair this time? I just went to scald......]

[In that world of nothingness, or a world where nothing is said, how do you perm your hair? Dyeing your hair is the same, could it be that you can make a wish come true? 】

[It's not that simple, in order to get a little closer to stupid humans, I went to a convenience store and bought hair dye and other things to make it myself, right? 】

[It should be good by novice standards, after all, I don't know much about this knowledge, but, why is it colored? ] 】

[Because the color is beautiful, isn't it?] Aren't humans all fond of rainbows? It looks like it's going to make you feel a lot better. 】

No, Sayo shook his head, it only reminded people of Mary Sue, but Mary Sue's hair was indeed quite beautiful.

[Originally, I was going to change my pupils to colored pupils.] However, it would be a little inconvenient to take it out, so I gave up. 】

[Taken out? …… Uh, could it be physical? 】

[Of course, it's very easy to take out your eyes, the nerves connected behind the eyes are not as strong as you think, and you can take them all out together as long as you use force.] In addition, you need to be careful not to damage the eye socket when taking it, which will make the next thing very troublesome, and it is best to lower your head and close one eye when taking it. 】

[Enough. You shut up for me first......]

A beautiful beautiful girl tells Sù how to take out her eyeballs, and Sayu doesn't want to listen carefully anyway.

[Compared to this, what are you doing now?] You're here to trouble me again? 】

Sayou picked up the short sleeve that was set aside, stared at the girl in the mirror, and then began to try on clothes.

The girl is just stored in the mirror, and in the real world, Sayou's actions didn't interfere with the girl at all, and she was still wrapped around Sayou.

After getting dressed, Sasuke felt quite fitted. Neither long nor short, the skeleton pattern looks pretty good now.

[The master's health is not bad, did people see four-pack abs just now? ] Let me confirm again! 】

"Wait! It's really unpleasant! ”

Sayou couldn't help but complain when he saw the girl in the mirror burrowing into his body. This made Yi Ye outside ask suspiciously.

"What's wrong with Sayou-sensei? Do you not want to buy clothes and decide to carry out your whole . Naked bushido? ”

"Who would......"

Whole. What the hell is a naked bushido?

It didn't take long for the girl to run out of her body, and she clapped her hands and sat on Sayou's shoulder.

[Eun Eun, after a short observation. I found that there are not many abdominal muscles, but the owner's internal organs and capillaries are very healthy, and the bright red heart is beating amazingly! 】

[If I don't jump, I'm finished.] 】

[Back to the formal topic.] Today, people are just coming to see it instead of the gods, and the master's life is almost beginning to the final movement. 】

What do you mean? 】

[Don't worry, the master's lifespan is still some, which can be guaranteed, I just hope that the master can continue to maintain it, and give the master a kill before leaving! ] 】

Seeing the girl who disappeared without permission after kissing herself, Sasuke hasn't figured out what the reason for her appearance is......

But what she said, is it worth it that she has not much time now?

The time here is not the time that Sayou has, but the present, only the time of the moment, this moment......

Forget it, Sayou gave up thinking for a while, opened the door to the dressing room, and walked out with his clothes on.

"Well, Mr. Zuoyou's handsome Cheng dù has become three times the original, probably minus six, not bad."

"Is the original handsome Cheng dù just a plural minus two?"

"Anyway, this dress is still very suitable for Sayu-sensei."

"That's right, the fabric is very breathable, it's cool to wear, it's not long, it's not short, and the color is not so exaggerated, so it's good to buy it."

Sasuke went back to the locker room to change his clothes, and then went to the counter to pay the bill.

"Actually, I'm not very good at it, and I'm always hesitant to choose which one to choose when buying clothes."

"Sayu-sensei?"

"Yes, after all, sometimes you find that you don't wear anything, and sometimes you feel like everything fits, which is quite an amazing feeling."

That may be a hesitant attitude.

Just as he was at the checkout, Sayo saw a long white dress embroidered with blooming flowers, decorated with pale red tassels, and layers of skirt folds underneath, all the richest colors and the most varied decorative means and other handmade exquisiteness unified in a beautiful long dress.

"Do you like it?"

The staff member on one side asked

"It's a bohemian dress, and it's perfect for this young lady."

"As a thank you gift for shopping with me, would you like to give it a try?"

Sayu looked at Yi Ye on the side, she showed a somewhat embarrassed expression, and then hugged her body

"Mr. Sayou, I don't think it's so easy to bribe me."

"Then I'll let her take it off for you."

"Wait, Sayou-sensei, I'm still ......"

When Iya refused, the female staff had already taken off the bohemian dress.

The long white dress was taken off and placed on Iya's hand, and Sayu pulled Iya to the dressing room.

"I'll wait for you outside."

"Since Mr. Sayou has done this, I have no reason to continue refusing, but Mr. Sayou also knows that I don't wear this kind of clothing much, right? Today is a special case. ”

Frowning slightly, Yi Ye walked in with her skirt.

After a while, the door opened, and a noble and elegant lady came into view.

The long skirt fits perfectly, and the decoration on it sets off the temperament that Yi Ye itself has, like a kaolin flower, and there is a little blush on her beautiful face.

"How?"

Sayou touched his chin and nodded, and then a question came to his mind for some reason.

"Yiye, have you gained weight lately...... Wow...... Poof! ”

It just fell to the ground......

In the end, Sayou still buys a dress for Iya, and guilt and tiredness wells up together.

There was still some time before noon, but the two of them decided to go to the nearby rest area to rest.

Walking out of the store, at the end of the street, inside a sweet shop, two young girls came out.

"Ahh ”””

All four of them made the same sound together.

The two girls are Jiushi and Hualing.

"Why are you together?"

Sayou was the first to ask a question, and Jiushi glanced at the young girl next to him and replied

"On the way, I came across Hanazu-chan from a friend's house and decided to go shopping together."

Does this young girl really think she is a lost snail?

"What about you guys, big brothers?"

Hua Ling followed and asked.

Sayou and Yiye glanced at each other, and went out together to buy something casually.

"Big brother wants dessert? There are coupons here. ”

"Didn't you just eat it?"

"Big brother wants dessert? There are coupons here. ”

"You're enough."

Sayu grabbed Hanazu's face.

Then, he looked at the two young girls on the side.

"How about eating together?"

Jiushi and Yi Ye both nodded. and enter the dessert shop together

"Mr. Sayou, what do you think of this shop's new work [Soda Pudding]? You can have a try......."

"Sayou, I'll give you this, I seem to have ordered some more ice cream."

"Big brother, I'll give you some of Hualing's cakes, ah~ I can feed you!"

"You're enough." ””

Sayou, Kushi, and Yiye said together, Hanazu's shaking ponytail, and patted Sayou's shoulder with his hand, no, because the height was not enough, only Sayu's arm was patted.

"Big brother, it's really hard!" (To be continued......)