24. The fox is a good teacher
I don't know if the fox doesn't have to sleep, last night he hid in his room and read a martial arts novel and saw Siyuan get up to pee, so he took a nap. And when Siyuan was ready to get up and go to work in the early morning, the fox actually sat on the balcony reading a book and teasing the parrot in high spirits.
The parrot that everyone dared to scold was very honest in front of the fox, its head shrunk under its wings and its head trembled, and it didn't even have the courage to look at the fox, until Siyuan came to the balcony It was slightly better.
"Silly...... Silly X. ”
Siyuan glanced at it, and then said to the fox: "I'm too late to go to work, there is bread in the refrigerator, can you deal with it?" I'll come back in the evening to buy groceries and cook. ”
The fox didn't raise his head, but just snorted from his nose: "You're getting more and more perfunctory now." ”
"I'm too late, so it's better to do this...... I'll give you the money, why don't you go to the shop outside for some food? Why don't you let Qianruo take you. ”
The fox waved his hand: "That's it, lonely ...... I'm not going to starve to death, you can go. ”
"Then I thank Lord Long."
"Huh? The boy's mouth is sweet. The fox seemed to be particularly interested in this sentence, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "By the way, what about the mount, what about my mount?" ”
"You say the car? Don't be in a hurry, today I will take the time to sell the ingots, and then tomorrow I will take a leave, let's go to see the car together. ”
"Well, that's great."
Although the fox is annoying, but most of the time he is still quite human, if it weren't for his fucking character, he would actually be very easy to get along with,
At this time, Qianruo was still rolling on the bed, and Siyuan didn't greet her, anyway, this guy basically wouldn't get up before ten or eleven o'clock, and with her erratic temperament, she might have to mess with.
"Then I'll go."
"You take this." The fox took out a booklet from his pocket: "Last night I made a set of exercises tailored for you to strengthen your body, although you are useless, but you can still help me run errands." ”
Siyuan was stunned, looked down at the manuscript, and said in his heart:, you can actually create your own exercises, how awesome is this...... But this can't be a cult text, right?
"What? Don't like my exercises? Hmph, I don't know what to do, I tell you, although your witchcraft is powerful, but in the end it will harm others and yourself, if this ten thousand demon cards are used properly, even if Shushan Kunlun pours out of the nest, you can't move a bit, if it is not appropriate, then you will be sucked dry essence, withered and died. What I give you is the exercise method that cooperates with the Ten Thousand Demon Card, or the heart method. Remember, don't practice that witchcraft, remember. If it's just curing the disease and saving people, if you're really cultivating, hum, do you know how someone Ji attained the Tao? ”
"Ah...... How? ”
"Three thousand girls in the day." The corners of the fox's mouth showed a touch of contempt: "Side door." ”
Siyuan didn't hear the four words on the left side of the door, he heard "three thousand girls", he calculated, less than thirty seconds is a ...... Well, in fact, Siyuan doesn't think it's anything to show off, that's it.
"Alright, I'll go to work."
The fox nodded, but didn't say much, just picked up the phone in his hand and began to figure out how to use this magical object.
Seeing that he was concentrating, Siyuan didn't bother him, put on his bag and helmet, took a sip of water and walked out, and then rode his little electric donkey all the way to the company.
Today, the atmosphere in the company is normal, and after asking the little sister at the front desk, I learned that Mr. Sun went on a business trip to the countryside to inspect and open a new factory, and it took a week to come back, so the office building was more like the New Year, and it was relaxed and peaceful.
Siyuan knew that Mr. Sun followed his father back to his hometown to inspect and invest, but this has little to do with Siyuan, anyway, he is also the master of being cleaned up by his father at home, and he doesn't have to repair the computer when Mr. Sun leaves......
But fortunately, Mr. Sun explained his deputy general manager clearly before leaving, and Siyuan would not be like a year and uneasy.
After coming to his office, another network administrator was already watching a movie there, and when he saw Siyuan coming, he whistled: "Mr. Qi, come to inspect in person?" ”
"Don't make a fuss." Si Yuan happily sat in his place to start the day's work, and after seeing the thick stack of repair orders, he asked in surprise: "Why are there so many repair orders?" You didn't go to work yesterday? ”
"Up. But my old partner is not here, and I'm in a bad mood. ”
Siyuan sighed, he was actually the one who really worked here, so he didn't say much, he left the position with the kit and the repair list, and before leaving, he turned his head and asked, "Who is more urgent here?" ”
"The administrative team and the accounting team on the ninth floor can't get on the network, I guess it's either the shunt is broken or the network cable is broken, you go and take a look."
"Okay."
Siyuan's head was big as soon as he heard the ninth floor, you must know that Xiaoxiao and Miao Miao are both working on the ninth floor, and they only threw Xiaoxiao's boyfriend into the water last night, and they will meet again today...... I'm afraid it's going to be embarrassing.
But embarrassment is embarrassing, but the work still has to be done, so he can only go up hard, and after going up, he really feels that the atmosphere is weird, Miao Miao, who likes to tease him the most, did not come to work, and Xiaoxiao buried his head under the table when he saw him.
But life is such a fuck thing, the more you don't want to explain, the more you have to deal with it, because whether there is a problem with either the network cable or the router, you have to start checking from the access machine next to Xiaoxiao, so he can only pretend that nothing happened, silently stepped forward, squatted next to Xiaoxiao, lifted the floor and began to investigate.
And this time, Xiaoxiao was like a frightened mouse, and stood up with a bang, and whispered softly: "Don't come...... Don't come over ......."
Siyuan was stunned for a moment and raised his head: "What?" ”
Originally, it was just a soft inquiry, but Xiaoxiao jumped up screaming as if it was a frying pan: "Go away!" Go away! Go away! ”
The eyes of all the colleagues around him suddenly focused on the two of them, while Siyuan stood there in confusion, at a loss. Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, looked violated, and ran behind the girl closest to her, shivering.
"What's going on?"
After a while, the smiling supervisor walked in from the crowd, frowned and looked at Siyuan and smiled: "What's the matter?" ”
Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand and pointed at Siyuan tremblingly: "He...... He's a monster ......"
Siyuan was stunned: "Me? Am I a youkai? ”
But his words didn't seem to have an effect on Xiaoxiao, her pale face already showed how frightened she was now, she hid behind others, only showed half of her eyes to look at Siyuan, and said tremblingly: "He ate me yesterday......"
"Alright, alright...... Just a dream. The smiling supervisor turned around and patted her on the back gently: "Don't be afraid. ”
Because Xiaoxiao confuses dreams and reality, even if some people sympathize, many people secretly cover their mouths and laugh, but Siyuan didn't laugh, because he could read her fear from Xiaoxiao's eyes, and this fear was definitely real, plus there was a faint demonic aura on her forehead, Siyuan had already felt it, but he thought it was the sequelae of last night, so he didn't care.
"It's all scattered, it's all scattered, what is the excitement to see during work hours!" The director waved his hand back from the people around to watch the excitement, and then patted and smiled: "Okay, okay, it's okay, how can an honest guy Siyuan be a monster." ”
"No, no, no...... He really is...... He...... It's terrible......" Xiaoxiao grabbed the supervisor's hand and refused to let go: "Let him go...... Let him go......"
The supervisor looked at Xiaoxiao, and then said helplessly to Siyuan: "Xiao Qi, I didn't scare you, Xiaoxiao may have been under too much work pressure recently, hey...... There's no way, Mr. Sun is pressing. ”
Siyuan shook his head, leaned in front of the supervisor and whispered, "She has fallen into evil." ”
In fact, Siyuan may still be very strange to others, but he knows this director very well, this guy is famous for superstition, the original company organizes tours, this guy can be said to worship when he sees the temple, and whether it is the monk and Taoist Jesus Christ, and along the way are giving Siyuan science something strange and confusing, so what Siyuan said to him, he must be able to believe it.
Sure enough, after Siyuan finished speaking, the director's face suddenly changed, he looked at it carefully and smiled, and then nodded in agreement: "According to what you say...... It's really quite similar, how can you tell? ”
Siyuan can't say that he has opened his eyes to heaven, but Siyuan's ability to talk nonsense is not bad, he basically opened his mouth and came: "I was not in good health when I was a child, and I couldn't cure it by sleepwalking in the middle of the night, so my grandmother gave me a stone to a local temple that was very spiritual, this stone is very spiritual, every time I touch dirty things, I will heat up, I don't believe you touch it." ”
As he spoke, Siyuan took out a bottle of wind oil essence that had been warmed by him from his pocket, scratched it in the supervisor's hand with the back of his hand, and said mysteriously: "You can't see the light, otherwise you will break the law." ”
The director wiped it, ouch it's really hot, and he suddenly nodded busily: "Understood, understood, and then what?" ”
"You call the people around you first, and I'll try to ask her."
Being fooled by Siyuan like this, the director honestly called away several people around him, leaving only Xiaoxiao to sit there alone and look at Siyuan with frightened eyes.
And Siyuan didn't rush to alarm her, he slowly took out Bai Ze's booklet and flipped through it, and when he found a condition very similar to Xiaoxiao hysteria, he stopped and read it carefully.
After reading it, he gasped, the book said that the disease of laughing and laughing is not actually a disease, but because there is an unformed little demon at work, and this kind of little demon only exists in the dream, if it grows up, it will be a legendary nightmare, and at that time, even the gods can't be saved, Xiaoxiao is now feeding the little demon with his own essence, and the reason why this demon will turn into Siyuan's appearance is because this thing is a side effect of Siyuan's Tianyan......
Of course, this monster was originally looking for Siyuan, but he was helpless...... Siyuan himself is a part-time immortal with a heavenly eye and a ten thousand demon card protector, plus his family has such a terrifying god-level demon, so this monster has no way to start. Therefore, they can only wander around him, and when the right time comes, they will attach to him.
The reason why the big fox hung a sachet on Lin Lin last night was probably also discovered by this, and this monster is now weak and has no way to invade the male with strong blood, so a weak woman like Xiaoxiao naturally became her first choice, plus Xiaoxiao and Siyuan had a physical conflict yesterday, so it was too normal for that monster to choose her.
Following this reasoning, that Miao Miao's situation should be stricter than Xiaoxiao, because yesterday she had a liver fire and hurt her vitality, so it was naturally easier to provoke strange things, so she couldn't even go to work today.
"Smiling?" Siyuan took a step back: "I'm not a monster. ”
"Are you...... Woo woo woo ......" smiled weakly, and then actually cried: "You want to eat my ......"
"So, Xiaoxiao, you go to the balcony now, where the sun is enough for you to go, okay?"
"Don't ...... You're going to lie to me......"
"If you don't believe me, you should always trust your supervisor, right?"
After Siyuan finished speaking, he hurriedly dragged the supervisor over and said to him: "You take Xiaoxiao to bask in the sun for half an hour." ”
The director was stunned for a moment and looked at the hot sun outside: "This ...... All right? ”
"Hey, hey." Siyuan's face slowly sank: "She will bring evil qi here, and it won't matter how much incense you burn at that time." ”
At this statement, the director shuddered for a moment, and dragged Xiaoxiao to the balcony, letting the scorching sun shine on them. Although his clothes were soaked, the director still put on a riotous appearance and enjoyed the caress of the sun, for fear of being contaminated with the slightest evil spirit.
And Siyuan was sharpening his guns in the house...... Grab a qiē time to read a book to find a solution.
"Found it!"