[I've been very busy these days, and I'm tired of taking time to code words]

There is a strange old man in the sports park, who wanders around the park every day at dawn and leaves after dark. (

The old man is in his sixties, with a short cardigan coat that has not changed for thousands of years on his upper body, a very fat bloomers on the crotch of his lower body, and ingots cloth shoes on his feet.

On this day, the old man was chased by two security guards like a lost dog, and two security guards around forty years old shouted while chasing: "Old man, stop!" What are you running? ”

The sports park is more than 700 meters long in the north-south direction and more than 300 meters wide in the east-west direction. The park is full of green trees, rivers, dirt mountains, and entertainment facilities, the old man fled all the way, playing hide and seek all the way, and the two security guards were out of breath after chasing for half an hour, and they couldn't catch up!

The old man who escaped in front of him was still as light as a swallow, but the two of them felt more and more heavy, and security guard A shouted: "Stop him, who will stop him for us......" Security guard B shouted: "Old man, don't run, you can't run......

Finally, two kind-hearted aunts appeared, and seeing that the old man did not look like a ferocious person, with dark skin, like an honest rural person, they mustered up the courage to stop and ask, "What are you running?" What bad things were done? ”

The old man looked scared and said, "I didn't do anything, I just applied some fertilizer to the camphor tree over there." ”

"Fertilization?"

"Ahem, it's just peeing."

The two aunts changed color together, pointed at the old man who was disrespectful and scolded: "Old thing! Playing hooligan on us? No way! ”

The old man said aggrievedly: "I didn't play hooligan, I was really urinating just now, you see, there are still water stains in my crotch." Before he finished pulling, he was scared back by the two of them. ”

Back in the day. The two aunts were also young. I was also chased by men as beauties, although I am older now, but women's nature is to like to be pretentious, seeing that although the content of the old man's speech is obscene, his expression is not like the kind of scoundrel who bullies the old man and children as a pleasing thing, so he is a little less cautious, a little more domineering, and roars: "Old thing! Do you see it. The dog I walk likes to defecate in the open, and you are a dog at a great age? ”

The two security guards chased after him, bent down, stuck out his tongue like a dog, and gasped loudly, and it took a long time to say, "Old man, what are you running?" Isn't it just a fine? 2o yuan as for running like a hare? ”

The old man said angrily: "Is 2o yuan so much? ”

"Huh? Less nonsense, 2o yuan to take! ”

Soon a group of people gathered around, and when they looked, yo howl! Know.

"Master Qin. What's going on? ”

When the old man saw that someone in the crowd knew him, he felt that there was a rescue. Immediately said: "I was urinating next to the camphor tree next to the wall, and they chased me in two circles, saying that I would be fined 2o yuan. 2o yuan! Isn't this the life of the old man? You give judgments. ”

A few people chattered and said, "Brother security, forget it, Master Qin may be in urgent need of urine." Who doesn't have an urgency to urinate? He teaches boxing in the park, all for free. ”

"Yes, education is the priority, just forget the fine."

"Don't be fined, it's not easy for Master Qin, besides, he comes from the countryside, and rural people have always regarded heaven and earth as a night pot, and they don't pay attention to this."

As soon as the two aunts heard that this old man was a boxing master, their hearts were a little empty, and they quietly led the dog away.

Master Qin shouted anxiously, "Big sister? How did you go? Don't go, I'm going to teach boxing later, and you'll learn a few tricks to defend yourself, right? Now there are many rogues~ hooligans, although you are not as good-looking as my Guibao, but it is inevitable that you will also be remembered, and you will be safe after learning self-defense. ”

This old man is Qin Dashu, who immediately felt that he could make a lot of achievements after coming to the Demon Capital.

In the past, when he was in Xinxing Town, there were few people, so he could only teach the nearby teenagers, and there were two or three kittens every day on the martial arts training ground. I don't feel very enjoyable, and I don't have enough money to eat. For this reason, he often asked Chu Jingyan and others to go door-to-door to shout and cheer for him. Every time I go to the street, I also praise my kung fu when I see people, I see the old man persuading them to do boxing and fitness, and when I see women, I persuade them to practice boxing and self-defense, which has become an occupational disease.

Although these two aunts raised eyebrows at him, Qin Dashu was suffering from occupational illness, so he had to persuade a few words, what if they were willing to learn? Even if you don't learn him, there's no loss!

One of the aunts turned around and said angrily: "Old man, I think you are like a hooligan~!" ”

"Alas, this one has wronged me! I only have Wang Guibao in my heart, and you are not as good-looking as Guibao, how can I be distracted? ”

The person who listened to Qin Dashu's "romantic love history" immediately whispered to the aunt: "Wang Guibao in Master Qin's mouth is his crush, lame, cross-eyed, and hemp......" While saying, he made a walking posture with one foot high and one foot low, and squeezed his two eyes in the middle to play the role of showing them.

The faces of the two aunts changed suddenly, perverted! Big pervert! Come on! A puff of smoke fled.

Qin Dashu sighed again and again, and his eyes showed a kind of grievance after the fat sheep fled to his mouth. Teaching boxing in the sports park, although it is clear that he does not charge money, but people who still want to learn after a few days of learning will stuff him with a little money from time to time. Those two aunts look like rich people, if they learn boxing, maybe they will give him three or four yuan more in the future, but it's a pity!

The security guard next to him was still chattering: "Old man, we don't care if you teach boxing or not, and whether you collect money or not, we have to collect a fine of 2o yuan, take the money!" ”

Qin Dashu was not as much as a fortune, but was afraid of hunger. While living in Xinxing Town, he only earned enough money to teach boxing, and he knew the importance of money. After arriving in the magic capital, Gu Chenyi gave him 3,000 yuan for living expenses. Qin Dashu's eyes were green, and he felt that he had become a tyrant. I wake up laughing when I dream.

He is not like other tyrants, who go to prostitution and gamble when they have money, but immediately use their brains to see his Guibao.

Didn't he run out of money all the time? I was embarrassed to look at her. If you have money, it will feel different, when you see her, throw her a sum of money, and coax her to say that it is to return the original medicine fee to her family, Dora Feng!

When he was poor, he lived in her house for nothing, and people also bought medicine to treat him, Qin Dashu always remembered it in his heart. In the past few decades, he has always wanted to visit Wang Guibao, but Guibao is a creditor! How dare he go if he has no money? Even if Wang Guibao didn't ask him for money, he couldn't hold his head up. But if you make enough money to see her, she will "snap" out tens of millions of yuan to her, raise her face and say, "Guibao, this is the money I earned, take it and spend it." "It's exciting to think about!

Is there anything more heart-wrenching in the world than fighting for face in front of your sweetheart?

Qin Dashu said with a bitter face: "Brother security, I really don't have any money, 2o yuan, but it's two days' worth of food!" You don't care about my food. ”

It happened that Gu Chenyi came over after class and asked, "Master, what's the matter?" ”

"These two men chased me for money."

"What's wrong?" Gu Chenyi asked the security guard.

As soon as the security guard told him about the matter, Gu Chenyi took out 2o yuan and said, "I'll pay, don't worry about my master, he is new to the city and is not used to life here, so it won't be like this in the future." ”

Qin Dashu caught a glimpse of Gu Chenyi followed by several beautiful girls, temporarily forgot about the fine, and said with relief: "Xiaoyi, the Taixuan faction has been passed down to your generation, and it is finally out of the blue." Master only cares about one Wang Guibao, and there are so many people you care about! In the future, will you have three wives and four concubines and marry them all home? ”

Behind Gu Chenyi, there were female classmates who heard that he was practicing martial arts in the sports park, and Yu Xiyan was also eager to try after Yu Xiyan participated, Xu Lan, Zhong Xiugu, Wang Tingting and others were all there. Suddenly, when he heard Master Gu Chenyi spoil them like this, his little face turned red, and he didn't follow them together, and said, "What? Who has three wives and four concubines? ”

Qin Dashu stretched out his fingers, pointed over one by one, and said, "Yu Xiyan, I can be a big wife in the future; This girl is good, she can be the second ......" finger direction, it is Xu Lan. Xu Lan was ashamed, her face was as red as an apple, and she secretly glanced at Gu Chenyi, but she didn't look annoyed or angry.

Qin Dashu continued to point out the country and said: "This little girl can be the third, this can be the fourth......" Zhong Xiugu and Wang Tingting are not fuel-efficient lamps, and they are furious: "Old man! Don't chew your tongue, what's the third and fourth? ”

Qin Dashu suddenly patted his head, pointed to Chu Jingyan who was trotting over in the distance and said, "Ah, that's not right! My apprentice will also be Xiaoyi's wife in the future, she should be the second, and you have to move back. ”

This is to compare them to the jealous little woman, Wang Tingting's face turned yellow, and she scolded: "Old man, close your crow's mouth, who is Gu Chenyi's little wife?" He looks like this, and he will be a bachelor for the rest of his life. ”

Chu Jingyan shouted "Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi" all the way, rushed to Gu Chenyi's side and grabbed his arm, and when she heard Wang Tingting's words, she immediately glared angrily and said, "Sanba, what nonsense are you talking about?" Your dad has only been a bachelor for the rest of his life. Xiaoyu, who is this? ”

Qin Dashu rushed to the front and said: "Xiaoyi, this girl is amazing, she will marry her family in the future, and she will overturn the vinegar vat every day, and there will be no peace." It's much worse than my Gui Bao's temper, and it's not as good-looking as Gui Bao. You have to be cautious. ”

Zhong Xiugu hurriedly asked, "Guibao?" Who is Gui Bao? Is it a big beauty? ”

Qin Dashu raised his face, smiled all over his face, and said, "Of course it's a beauty." ”

There was a volunteer next to him who said: "Everyone here knows Wang Guibao, and listens to Master Qin's mouth every day. ”

Now even Wang Tingting is a little curious, this old man compares her with Wang Guibao, can he not be curious?

Zhong Xiugu said: "Then you can talk about it." ”

"Well, Wang Guibao? Look at you like this! "The face is deflected thirty degrees, and the eyes are looking away.

"What do you mean?"

"Cross-eyed! I can't find where you are without turning thirty degrees. ”

Wang Tingting's face changed, and she felt that her eyes were a little itchy.

"That's when she walks." Make a lame look like one foot high and one foot low.

Wang Tingting felt that her leg was poked in the crook of her legs, and suddenly one foot was high and one foot was low.

"She's still a hemp ......"

Wang Tingting screamed and fled. (To be continued!)

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