The sensitive parts change shape on the man's hand, opposites attract, the hormones in the body of the beautiful teacher Liu Jingyi are secreted rapidly, and the two legs can't help but be sandwiched together, where ...... There was a subtle change......

Although he knew that he had pushed Yang Yi away at this time, and then slapped him heavily, telling him that the old lady has a boyfriend, and you are not allowed to blaspheme.

But somehow, Liu Jingyi just felt that she couldn't lift the slightest strength in her body, and she wanted to fall asleep in Yang Yi's arms.

Oh no...... Drunk to ......

The beautiful teacher suddenly remembered her emotional experience in the past twenty-five years, Nima, the white paper can no longer be blank, there is not even a punctuation mark, the only thing there is is only a few big characters of the title.

"My Emotional Experience"

And then...... And then there was no then......

The only thing that makes the beautiful teacher heart is that she made a male friend on the Internet, a man who cares about her very much, but she has never met her, and she doesn't even have a video......

A trace of sadness suddenly rose in the heart of the beautiful teacher, and a tear silently flowed from the corner of her eye.

Myself...... What a failure......

That's it, let's go wrong today......

Thinking of this, the beautiful teacher took the initiative more, teasing Yang Yi with her tongue like a teacher, and deliberately straightened her chest, making the latter knead more sexually!

Yang Yile was in it, and his palm quietly unbuttoned the top three buttons of the beautiful teacher's shirt, and he immediately felt a bunch of huge breasts jumping and hitting the palm.

Come on, usually this teacher doesn't look so big, what's the matter, can't it be faked today?

He was about to reach his palm into the small hood and grope for it, getting closer to the pile of softness, but at this moment, a man's soft cough sounded beside him.

"Boom...... Two donors, it's time to stop......"

The sudden voice startled Yang Yi and the beautiful teacher, when did this person come? Why is there no sound?

The two almost thought they had hit a ghost, their lips apart, their bodies close to each other, and they looked around in surprise.

No one?! Who made that voice just now?!

The beautiful teacher was frightened, and suddenly shrank into Yang Yi's chest, and said that she didn't want to get up anymore, and muttered in a low voice: "Yang, Yang Yi...... What the hell are we doing? Why didn't I see anyone......"

Yang Yi was also terrified in his heart, and a sound came out of the black light, which was indeed very penetrating, but he didn't think it was a ghost, who had ever seen that thing? It's just a cloud of people.

However, Yang Yi was sure that this speaker was not an ordinary person, otherwise how could he not hear his footsteps? You must know that the sharpness of your ears is more than three times that of ordinary people.

At this moment, Yang Yi's heart jumped, and he suddenly raised his head to look up, and suddenly saw a bright head shining.

A bald head stands on the roof of a five-story building and looks down on himself and the beautiful teacher.

Holy, peek?! Yang Yi flashed such a few big words in his mind, who is this, why is it so obscene? It's even more unbearable than me, and it's very much like I was back then!

"Who are you?! Why are you standing so high? Jumping off a building? Yang Yi said if he wanted to die.

The beautiful teacher raised her head from Yang Yi's embrace, as if she was looking above her head, and finally saw the true face of the speaker.

"Amitabha Buddha ......" the monk chanted a Buddha horn, "The little monk's Dharma name is Shibo, standing so high is to see far away......"

"Expo? World Exposition? Yang Yi had a series of question marks on his head, "What's the strange name of Ya?" Returning the Dharma name, do you think you are a monk? ”

"Whoa......

The figure flashed, and the bald head jumped straight from the roof of the five-story building, Yang Yi and the beautiful teacher didn't have time to react, as if they had foreseen a tragedy.

But who would have thought that when the bald head was about to hit the ground, his strange body became light, not only did he not fall and his brain burst, but he stood in front of Yang Yi and the beautiful teacher in a chic manner.

More than ten meters, the bald head was stunned and did not rush forward a step after landing, and the gravity of the center of gravity seemed to have lost its effect on him.

Masters, masters of decisions!

Silly ratio, stupid comparison of the cliff!

Yang Yi and the beautiful teacher sounded a sentence in their hearts at the same time.

The two were still hugging each other tightly, and the bald face suddenly appeared in front of the two of them less than half a foot, smiling slightly, and the smell of fishy smell came to the nose.

"I'll go ......" Yang Yi was almost unconscious, and the beautiful teacher rolled her eyes even more.

Yang Yi couldn't help but bury his thoughts: "What are you doing, why is your body so stinky?" ”

"Is there one?" Monk Shi Bo raised his arm in surprise and sniffed on his armpit, then shook his head and said, "It doesn't stink......

There are many strange things every year, and there are many them every year......

Yang Yi could only use this sentence to explain the invincible existence of this bald head, he hurriedly pulled the beautiful teacher back a few steps, and then waved his hand at the monk and said: "You girl hurry up, the air in Jincheng is heavily polluted as soon as you come......"

Monk Shi Bo smiled, folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, the donor must be careful when he speaks, otherwise he will go to the eighteenth layer of hell after death, and he will be plucked out of ......his tongue."

"Flicker, then flicker......" Yang Yicai didn't eat his set, "Don't think that you are convincing by jumping from the fifth floor, you think I don't know, you have a rope tied behind you......"

As he spoke, he walked behind Monk Shibo and looked at it, but after looking at it for a long time, he didn't see where the expected rope was, but was so smoked that he almost went into shock.

"How's it going, little benefactor? Is there a rope tied behind the little monk? ”

"No......" Yang Yi shook his head, still stubbornly said, "Maybe there are other methods you use, anyway, it's just like magic, it's all a deception......

After speaking, Yang Yi suddenly remembered that this dead bald donkey had peeked at him kissing with the beautiful teacher just now, Yang Yi's anger ignited again, and he pointed to the nose of Monk Shi Bo and said, "You, a monk, are you a monk or not?" ”

"The little monk is like a fake ......," Shi Bo said with a smile.

"Isn't that supposed to be all four?"

"The donor is right......

"Heh......" Yang Yi laughed as if he had grabbed the monk's pigtails, "Then you explain to me why you peeked at me and my beautiful teacher kissing on the roof just now?" Don't blame me for cleaning you up......"

The monk smiled, shook his head and said, "I have long heard that the boss of the Green Wolf Gang is a pervert and a prostitute, and when I saw it today, it was really extraordinary, and I didn't even know how to respect the teacher, and I didn't even let the teacher go......"

"Holy!" Yang Yi wants to scold his mother, why did this dead bald donkey splash dirty water on my master as soon as he came?

Yang Yi looked back, and suddenly met the surprised gaze of the beautiful teacher, he hurriedly explained: "Liu Da Beauty, don't believe it, this bald head is running the train with a mouth, I am an innocent beautiful man, not a lewd demon, you have to believe me......"

"Hmm...... I believe you ......," the beautiful teacher nodded solemnly.

But at this moment, Monk Shi Bo was about to die again: "Female donor, turn back to the shore, how can you believe the words of the adulterous demon?" ”