Li Mantun asked: "I'm asking why we fight." Li Mancang still didn't look back and said: "It doesn't matter why he fights, just watch it when there is excitement." ”

The people in the restaurant pulled the two sides apart. As is customary, the next step should be the beginning of the scolding battle. But this time it's different. Of course, scolding is to be scolded, but it's only the rosacea side that is scolding. The waitress sat on the floor with tears streaming down his face, his head bowed and speechless, exposing the large blisters on the back of his neck dripping with vegetable juice and red oil.

The person in charge of the restaurant ignored the drunken gang's abuse, squatted down and asked the waiter, "What's the matter?" You speak! The waiter was silent. With his head down and sobbing, big tears fell on the terrazzo floor.

The boy doesn't flick when he has tears, but it's not time to be sad. The person in charge of the restaurant decided that his employees must have suffered some serious grievances, and this is a man who is usually very strong and gentlemanly.

The person in charge of the restaurant stood up, forced his eyes at the rosacea gang and asked angrily, "What the hell did you do?" ”

Beer belly jumped to his feet and scolded: "What did we do? We're drinking and eating! This Tamar's neuropathy! He's fucking insane, and suddenly he puts the dish on his head. ”

Beer Belly didn't hurt much, he just suddenly suffered a heavy blow and fell to the ground. The fat that had accumulated in the beer's belly cushioned the heavy blows, but it was difficult for him to get up after he fell to the ground.

The person in charge of the restaurant stared straight at the beer belly and said, "He's insane? He hit you suddenly? Why doesn't he hit others? ”

The boss who was kicked in the crotch relieved himself and angrily lashed out at the person in charge of the restaurant: "What's the reason for the neurosis? Whoever you want to fight if you want to fight neuropathy, you can fight it! People's hotels and hotels, which is not to use young ladies? You're a old man, and you're a deranged old man. ”

The police came. There were three police officers in two police cars. One was patrolling the neighborhood, and above it was a policeman; One came after receiving the police from the police station, and above them were two policemen.

Not only the police, but also the rosacea gang in the eyes of anyone who has just arrived and does not know the truth. It's not that they're pointing fingers and shouting to make people angry, it's that these people don't say a single reasonable word except for scolding the waiter for being insane.

As the saying goes, there is reason, and quarrels are not based on anyone's loud voice. A big man sat on the ground silently and sobbed, while four obviously official-looking people poked at the sky and scolded. Who is reasonable and who is unreasonable?

The person in charge of the restaurant squatted down again and said to the waiter sitting on the ground, "Don't cry big pillar. You tell the police about the situation. Seeing that the big pillar didn't respond, the big tears still fell to the ground, and the person in charge of the restaurant persuaded while enlightening: "Big pillar, you are usually quite a gentleman, what's wrong today?" The sky fell and the ground followed, and the head fell with a scar the size of a bowl. If you have anything to say to the police, please also ask these people to give a reason. ”

The big pillar lifted his tear-stained face, pointed to rosacea, and said, "He, he, he—" At this point the big pillar stopped, lowered his head again, and he couldn't speak. The person in charge of the restaurant turned his head to look at rosacea and continued to persuade: "Don't be afraid, speak up." The police and the broad masses of the people are in charge of you. ”

The tone of the person in charge of the restaurant was completely like the aunt of the neighborhood committee persuading a weak woman who had been bullied. The big pillar suddenly raised his head and shouted, "I'm afraid of them!" But, but, I, I can't say wow. Woo-"

Well? You're a big man, what's there you can't say? The rosacea gang also froze, staring blankly at the big pillar.

The person in charge of the restaurant patted the big pillar on the back and continued to act like an aunt in the neighborhood committee calling the shots for weak women: "Don't cry, don't cry." Just say something, just say it. ”

After all, a man can't cry endlessly like a woman, and the big pillar said in a hoarse voice: "He, he," and the big pillar still pointed to rosacea: "He touched, touched my ass." ”

Indeed, as the aunt of the neighborhood committee said, it is good to say it. The words under the big pillar are much more fluent: "He touched it for the first time, and I think the customer is God." I, I'll put up with it. But he touched it a second time, a second time, a second time, and so much, so well—"

Wow, the onlookers are like a fried pot, talking a lot, saying everything. This person said, I have seen a pervert, but I have never seen such a pervert. That said, "Well, these days, everyone really has wow."

There are also people who say that sexual orientation is personal freedom, but you also have to get the consent of others, right? It's not good for such an overlord to have a hard bow, it's not good.

There are also people who worship foreign people who say that crooked-mouthed monks can't recite good scriptures. What is good abroad changes its taste when it comes to China. Alas, alas.

Rosacea was completely confused, and he couldn't have imagined that there would be such a show. After being dizzy for a long time, he came back to his senses, and immediately jumped to his feet and scolded: "I'm cāo, just like his three tendons, I touch his buttocks?" As long as he looks like a person with three points and seven points does not look like a ghost, there is no meat on his ass at all, will I touch his ass? His original intention was to scandalize and distort the image of the big pillar, so that the lie of the big pillar would be self-defeating.

However, however, Lu Xun is to blame for this. He said that "I have never been afraid to judge Chinese with the worst malice." Now the crowd of onlookers is looking at the rosacea gang with the worst malice, and they all show a look of sudden realization.

There was no need for a big pillar to refute, and someone immediately said: "You mean to admit to touching your ass?" How else do you know he doesn't have meat on his ass? ”

Before the rosacea gang could answer, someone else said: "You mean that you have suffered a loss this time, and you will find a meaty touch next time?" ”

Damn, I can't make sense of that. Fortunately, the police broke the siege in time and asked both sides to go to the police station.

Li Mantun is temporarily released here, and then talk about Sun Buwu. Sun Buwu ran not far away, and when he was still a long way away from the territory of Qilin City, the crown in front stopped at the hotel along the way.

The crown driver parked very standardly, and the front of the car was about 30 centimeters against the wall of the hotel. Wang Buli's Cheruoji also followed and parked at the hotel. Wang Buli's Cheruoji stopped sideways at the back of the crown car, only five or six centimeters away from the crown.

The crown driver had already followed the leader into the door, looked back at Cheruoji, and felt that it was too unreasonable, how could there be such a stop? Besides, there is more open space next to it, where do you have to stop behind my ass?

Don't say that the crown driver wants to quarrel with Wang Buli, Sun Buwu also wants to quarrel with this kid. The car was parked like this, and the door on the co-pilot's side couldn't be opened, so Sun Buwu had to squeeze out from the driver's seat.

The driver asked Wang Buli: "How did you park?" Sun Buwu also asked: "Yes, how did you park?" ”

The driver scolded Wang Buli: "Do you know how to drive?" Sun Buwu also scolded, scolding more than the driver: "You learned your craft from your teacher, right?" Ah, it's still cloudy to learn from my teacher. ”

Wang Buli didn't care about their scolding at all, but instead blew the gong with a shy face: "Our technique, ah, tsk." I saw this crown's pouting ass from afar, ah, I don't change gears or slow down. Rush straight over with a squeak, and stop here with a squeak. How clever and exquisite are our skills? This is a big competition, so why do you have to evaluate a third-class merit, right? ”

When the driver saw that Wang Buli was so shameless, he jumped to his feet and scolded: "How many merits do you evaluate for my!" I'll just ask you, how can I get out later? Sun Buwu also followed behind and asked, "Yes, how will I get in later?" ”

The commotion here drew the people out of the restaurant. The boss saw that Wang Buli's car was indeed not parked, so he said to Wang Buli: "You drive the car to the side." "This is the boss's territory, and he should have the final say.

But Sun Buwu stopped doing it. He yelled at the boss: "What's the matter with you, boss, will you open a store?" Yes! It is the basic principle of being a boss that everyone who comes to be a guest. What's the matter with you when a guest quarrels? Actually pulled the shelf. Sun Buwu pointed to the people in the crown and said, "Could it be that they give money for dinner, and we give straw paper?" ”

Uh, the boss froze. Just now, he saw Sun Buwu and the crown driver questioning Wang Buli together, thinking that Sun Buwu was from the crown's side, but now he realized that he had made a mistake. The boss asked, "Aren't you also saying that he's wrong?" "You all think he's wrong, don't I still know if this is my territory.

Sun Buwucai didn't care whose territory it was, he said to the boss: "I say it, I say it, you can't say it." If you only say one side, that's pulling the bias frame. I'm the one who can't see anyone pulling the shelf. ”

Sun Buwu's attitude is extremely strong, and he has the momentum of you to pull the bias frame for me to try again. The boss didn't know what to say for a while.

A uniformed man in the crown car said to Wang Buli, "Do you have a driver's license?" Take it and take a look. "In the end, they are engaged in law, and they will grasp the crux of the problem as soon as they come. It's not like those few who are just nonsense.

He said to the uniformed man, "Who are you?" Wearing a white gown, not white, black or black, and wearing a hat that is not square and round, which part of it are you? ”

In the early nineties, the departments with a little power were uniformed. The uniform of the court is gray, and the hat is also a big cap, but it does not have the domineering of the police.

The uniformed man was angry, and said to Wang Buli: "What part of me do you care?" I just want to see your driver's license. "This person has a strong logical thinking ability, and can firmly grasp the key points of the problem without letting go.

Fighting with words is commonplace for students in the freshman class of high school, and no one is worse than the other. What if you can get to the point? Can't I catch you? Wang Buli flattened his mouth and said, "Of course I have to care which part you are. Otherwise, Ah San, Ah Si, Ah Cat and Ah Dog will all come to see my driver's license, will I be busy? Always find out who you are and see if you deserve to check my driver's license. ”