97. The first day
After perfunctory Ning Qingyuan for a while, Siyuan got a hint from Narcissus, who asked him to open the Mirror Demon and be ready to take over the next action at any time.
Siyuan pursed his lips and let the mirror demon attach himself to the phone, and he used the palm-sized phone to monitor the picture in the office on the top floor, as if he was watching a movie on his phone.
"Ahh Brother, what kind of mobile phone are you? ”
Coldly, a young man with golden eyes came to Siyuan and stared at his mobile phone, and his mouth was amazed: "I haven't seen a mobile phone that can watch movies, can you show me." ”
Siyuan's scalp was numb at that time, and ordinary people actually couldn't see the mirror demon, but there were always some people who were born with a particularly sensitive sense of spirit who could see these species stored in another dimension.
He leaned in front of Siyuan's mobile phone and looked at the mobile phone in surprise: "Brother, where did you buy this mobile phone?" ”
Si Yuan smiled strangely at him, this young man of the same age as him, kept calling him brother, and he was the one who put his hand into his pants just now, so Si Yuan suddenly had a bad idea, intending to scare him.
"What's your name?"
"Brother, my name is Qi Yingjie."
Qi Yingjie, this name is not bad, and it has the same surname as Siyuan. However, it doesn't matter, Qi is a big surname in this place, and there are at least twenty or thirty surnames in a hundred people, so there is nothing to say about the friendship of fellow villagers.
"You like to watch striptease?"
"No, no, I usually go to watch the video, this ticket is too expensive, it's the first time today."
"Don't come here next time."
Siyuan's face darkened. lowered his voice, while staring at the screen of his mobile phone and waiting for Xianshui to give him instructions, he said solemnly and gloomily to this Qi Yingjie: "Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world?" ”
Qi Yingjie blinked, shook his head and nodded, and finally shook his head: "Brother...... Why do you say that? ”
Siyuan looked at him with a smile, and said in a trembling and deep voice in ghost stories: "Ghosts~~~ Favorite places in the dark, people can't tell who is a ghost and who is a human, they will slowly approach you, touch you, and then slowly eat you." ”
"Brother...... Don't scare anyone. ”
At this moment, Xianshui suddenly made a strange gesture, which was the signal agreed with Siyuan. After seeing the signal. Siyuan put his entire face in front of Qi Yingjie, and then let the mirror demon emit a green light to reflect his entire face green, which was particularly infiltrating in this dark environment.
"Then I'll let you see what a ghost is today~~~ Hey, hey, hey."
Siyuan has always loved acting, and he smiled hehehehehe. With that green light, it really feels a little bit. He took advantage of Qi Yingjie's stunned moment. His hands flipped over the seal, and then summoned the king of illusions, the mirage of the clam girl.
The spell is combined with the illusion of the clam girl. The hateful strippers on the stage suddenly turned into all kinds of terrifying demons, the blue-faced fangs were the weakest, huge spiders with human limbs, disemboweled, monsters with their bodies twisted at strange angles. For a while, the demons danced.
This time this field can be regarded as a frying pan, people screamed and fled in all directions, but they found that these demons and monsters actually followed them all the way to run wildly, in that field, these big men could not bear it, there were more than a dozen people who were stunned on the spot, some ran away, and some fell to the ground with their hands on their heads and begged for mercy and waited for death, which can be said to be ugly. However, fortunately, there were not too many people in the field, and it did not cause a stampede accident, but some people who were in a hurry to escape broke their arms and fingers because they used too much force when they went out.
Siyuan sat on the spot and looked at the dancers on the stage who didn't know what was going on, stood up without saying a word, and slowly walked out of the dance hall after the crowd, with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face.
But he can laugh, it doesn't mean that the sturdy version of Marven can laugh, he also saw this scene in the corridor upstairs, and it is not an exaggeration to say that his face is like ashes. Xian Shui, who was standing beside him, said with a cold face: "You are destined, I can't do anything." ”
"Master...... I really didn't mean to be near the water...... Please save my life...... Please......"
Marven, who was still smiling and bragging just now, knelt at the feet of Xianshui and burst into tears, it could be seen that he was really scared, and the sadness and pathos in his eyes that would kill him looked particularly pitiful.
If it was placed in Siyuan, it would really be compassionate, but what kind of person is Xianshui, it is a character who beckoned to kill the two of them without even blinking his eyes, and compassion is absolutely not a thing for him, so he looked at Ma Wencai with a dead father's expression from beginning to end, and said nothing.
"Master...... I was wrong, really wrong...... I'll change, I'll change, please help me once. ”
"What's the use of telling me?" Xianshui kicked Ma Wencai away: "Give me back the things." ”
What kind of thing is this, of course Ma Wencai refused to give his last straw to Xianshui, he held the bag on his chest, howled dryly with tears, and banged his head, making Xianshui almost laugh.
Xianshui, who was steady, bent down to look at Ma Wencai, and said coldly: "Prepare to scatter all your wealth." ”
"Good, good...... Scatter and scatter!! As long as the master keeps me from dying, all my inheritance will be yours! ”
"I scarce your stinky money?"
"No, no, no...... Guru...... Guru...... I didn't mean that, I just wanted to be good, and these things outside of my body didn't matter anymore. ”
"Ask for your money, dirty my hands. I know a person who needs money, and you save her life, and I try to see if I can pay you back your life. ”
"Good, good." Ma Wencai kowtowed and said three times in a row: "I will sell all the factories tomorrow!" Donate it all! ”
"Tomorrow, wait for me at home!"
"Yes...... I ......"
Before Ma Wencai finished speaking, the fairy water had disappeared out of thin air, and appeared in front of Siyuan almost instantly, the two of them sat down on the steps, Siyuan handed him a can of cold beer, and looked at the starlight on the small reservoir next to the county seat.
I watched it for a while. Si Yuancai said: "I think I'm addicted. ”
"What's addictive?"
"That's what I feel like I'm addicted to." Siyuan simply lay down and looked at the sky: "When I was a child, I always fantasized about what a monster would look like if there were monsters in this world?" Will it eat people? Wouldn't it be beautiful? Won't it be ugly? Could it be that we have these strange and mysterious creatures all around us? There are many, many questions, and I'm slowly verifying them now, but I've found that youkai aren't actually scary at all, but the anger, sadness, and melancholy that give me headaches are all people who are just as alive as me, and I'm the most relaxed when I get along with youkai. ”
"I don't know how to refute you, but I tell you that some monsters are much more difficult than people. Bad monsters are hundreds of times worse than bad guys. Good youkai can also do bad things, because the code of conduct of demons is different from that of people, not at all. ”
Siyuan nodded and looked at the stars in the sky: "I like this kind of life. Exciting and fun. ”
"That's because you're dirty and boring."
"Even you can see that?"
"Anyone can see it. But that's fine. You've become a mamorial. You should like this kind of life. ”
"I'm going to say I don't even know what a takeru is, do you believe it or not?"
"Faith, for a long time after taking office, each omamori did not know what he was. I can sue you. Xianshui squinted his eyes and smiled: "Imperial Guard." In fact, the difference between the castle tower and the omamori is that the castle tower is responsible for mediating demons and people, and the omamori is responsible for punishing demons and people. Above the castle tower are the big monsters that opened the world.,Is it the top of the guard...... It is the common people of the world. You may not understand this. To put it simply, you don't need to save the world, that's the job of the castle tower. What you need is to maintain the balance of this world. ”
"Wait, what's the difference between that and the castle tower?"
"It's a big difference, the castle tower is responsible for maintaining the stability of the entire space and time, but it's not enough to have them alone, so the head guard is the eyes and weapons of the castle guard, as for what kind of weapon method, you should have felt it. As for the more, I don't know, come on, if one day you are chosen to become a castle tower, you will know what you should do. ”
"What about me now? Demon slaying and demon extermination? ”
"The word demon subjugation and demon elimination is incorrect, because as long as you get rid of demons, whether it is a demon or a human demon, you have to do it. And the devil...... Hehe. Xianshui's eyes bloomed with a strange look: "All kinds of excessive desires are called demons, for example, another imperial guard is called a human demon, because of his obsession." So I warn you as a pot that has gone through several generations of reincarnation, no matter what is done in moderation, the vanity of the past will make you become a human demon as well. The saddest thing for a person is to become the person he hates the most and even wants to destroy. ”
"Thanks."
Siyuan smiled, and then stood up: "Okay, you can go back early, you don't need me for the rest of the matter, right?" ”
"What time are you going back?"
"There are three more days, and you can go directly to me when the time comes."
Siyuan walked halfway and glanced back at Xianshui: "You are a good person, don't let me down." ”
Xianshui was stunned for a moment, he clearly heard the taste of Siyuan's words, which meant "I treat you as a good person now, if you want to do something that disappoints me, I will kill you as well", listen to this tone...... It's called a feeling at the top of the food chain.
But Xianshui was not angry, he already knew Siyuan's identity from the first time he saw Siyuan, after all, it was the Imperial Guard, killing a demon who broke the rules, that didn't even need to be reported, and he got the Imperial Guardian Inheritance plus the person who opened the eyes of the sky, to be honest...... It's really not something that an idle little demon can deal with, at least the immortal water can't be his opponent in the forty years when the demon refining pot is restored.
Watching Siyuan drift away, Narcissus raised his eyebrows and said to himself: "It seems that I have met some incredible big person, it's good." ”
At this moment, Siyuan was slowly walking back, when he passed by the dance hall just now, police cars were already parked outside, and a cordon had been drawn at the door, and several witnesses were making notes with pale faces.
Siyuan saw Qi Yingjie among these people, he was describing it with comparisons, although Siyuan was too far away, and his voice was noisy, he couldn't hear it clearly, but from Qi Yingjie's mouth shape, he could still see that he was describing Siyuan's appearance.
Siyuan smiled, walked to Qi Yingjie's side slowly, and said to the police uncle who was making a record with a smile: "My name is Qi Siyuan, I am Qi Yingjie's cousin, and I came to take him home." ”
"Home? Okay, good, hurry. ”
The police uncle was also annoyed by this guy who talked a lot of nonsense, and when he saw that someone was coming to lead someone, he planned to throw him out on the spot, after all, what came out of this guy's mouth was either a ghost or a demon, and even if it was real, this thing couldn't be reported.
"Comrade policeman~ No, Uncle policeman! That's him! That's him! He's the monster! ”
Siyuan sighed and took out his ID card from his wallet: "Comrade policeman, this is my ID card, my younger brother is just timid and not very bright." As soon as you are frightened, you talk nonsense. ”
"What's the matter with you family members, you know that he has a bad brain and let him come to this kind of place, pay attention to it next time!" The policeman's uncle looked businesslike: "Hurry up and take it back." ”
Qi Yingjie was willing, but Siyuan glared at him, he immediately softened, and followed Siyuan out of the scene of the crime tremblingly. Siyuan didn't speak all the way, silently took him to a remote corner, and then said with a straight face and a weird trill: "Do you want to die once?" ”
Qi Siyuan immediately lost his voice, just trembling and leaning against the wall without moving, silently waiting to eat.
"Come and see here."
Siyuan put the mirror demon on the phone again and aimed at Qi Siyuan, but he didn't look up, and in desperation, Siyuan roared for the first time in his life: "Look at it!! ”
When Qi Siyuan subconsciously raised his head, a dazzling white light emitted from the mirror demon, and then a bunch of unclear pictures were sucked from Qi Siyuan's brain onto the mirror demon's mirror, and then his eyes began to drift.
"You are a social elite, your goal is to drive a Mercedes-Benz, you are kind-hearted, you are determined to learn English on your own and study abroad, you like ...... Well, you like Li Mingxue, and in order to catch up with her, you work hard to make money. ”
Siyuan made up a lot of nonsense as if jokingly, and after finishing speaking, he put his hands together and released them again, and then slapped hard, crisply applauding Qi Yingjie shuddered.
"Hello? Are you okay? Siyuan's acting skills once again reached the peak: "You fainted on the road just now, I see that you are holding an English dictionary in your hand, are you studying too hard?" Take a break. ”
Qi Yingjie squatted on the ground and covered his head with his hands, and nodded again and again after hearing Siyuan's words: "Yes...... I've been backing books for the past few nights, and I'm not sleeping well. Thank you. ”
"You're welcome, go home early."
"Why am I here?" Qi Yingjie seemed to react: "Didn't I read in the study just now?" ”
"Maybe I'm asleep and sleepwalking."
"Hey...... Looks like it's really going to be a good rest, thank you, goodbye. ”
Siyuan looked at his staggering figure, smiled, and shouted loudly: "Come on to learn foreign languages, strive to go abroad!" ”——
These days are so busy that people vomit blood, and if there is no accident, it can be restored next week. I've lost 5 pounds in a week, isn't it a dick? (To be continued......)