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The flat-chested policewoman grabbed the handcuffs placed at the head of the bed and shouted: "Dear villain Xiaobai, I am going to sue you now for bigamy, and I will arrest you and imprison you for ten years and eight years......"

"Hey, isn't it......" Lin Bai sweated. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"If you don't want to be arrested by me, go with me for a permit!" The flat-chested policewoman said solemnly.

"Hey, isn't applying for a certificate with you to be bigamy and aggravating marriage, and the crime is one more degree?" Lin Bai complained: "Let's go to a foreign country to get a permit, so it's safer?" ”

"No, my father is an old-fashioned man, he can't recognize foreign marriage certificates, he can only use his own country. But don't worry, even if you have countless marriage certificates in your home country, as long as no one denounces you, you won't be arrested! The flat-chested policewoman said seriously: "If the people don't raise it, the officials won't be held accountable...... It's been a tradition since ancient times, and it's no different now! Of course I won't sue my dear husband, and I believe Qianqian won't either. ”

Lin Bai covered his face: "Hey, you are a law enforcement officer, knowing the law and breaking the law...... Exploiting loopholes in the law is even more powerful than ordinary people. ”

"Who's to blame for this?" The flat-chested policewoman waved her handcuffs like a butterfly: "It's not that you, a man who has nothing to do with madness, hurt me, and now my mother asks you a word, do you ≠ evidence?" ”

"! Of course I! Lin Bai said with a bitter face: "I don't want to be arrested and locked up for ten or eight years." ”

The fierce face of the flat-chested policewoman instantly turned into a smile: "It's good if you're willing to talk about it, and you have to accompany me home to meet my parents, invite relatives and colleagues to dinner, and buy candy, wow." There's so much to do, so it's fun......"

Lin Bai covered his face: Nima is a cheating father. Marrying this woman is much more troublesome than other women, and it is simply a sin.

But think again. If you marry a wife and are not even willing to do such a trivial thing as holding a wedding banquet for her and inviting guests to dinner, what kind of man is that? Where is the man's responsibility? Is it to marry a wife and buy a maid? Thinking of this, Lin Bai patted his chest: "Don't worry, it's on my body." ”

The flat-chested policewoman went to work happily, but the one-armed woman looked gloomy, because the flat-chested policewoman had a family and could hold a wedding banquet, but the one-armed woman was alone. I don't even have a mother's family, and now I have a man, but I don't know who to go to report the good news, and I feel sad when I think of this.

Lin Bai took her one arm and said softly: "Don't think too much, although you didn't have a family before, but in the future, everyone in our family will become your relatives." We will all live together for the rest of our lives, and we will never leave you alone again. ”

"Hmm!" The one-armed girl was happy: "I understand, I will definitely get along with the sisters at home......"

An hour later. Lin Bai was sitting on a wicker chair at the door of his house basking in the sun, when he heard an earth-shattering fight in the backyard, it turned out that it was the one-armed woman and the Blood Phoenix No. 4 who started fighting again: "Hey, hey." Where did the good friendship go?

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After dinner, Lin Bai lazily lay on the rattan chair at the door of the house. The sun slowly sank from the western sky, and the street lamps in the old streets lit up one after another. The nightlife began.

Superwoman only came back from work at this time, with a tired body, but she was not in a hurry to go home, but sat on the barbecue stall across the street, and greeted Ye Qing with a smile: "Sister Ye, bring me a few skewers that can be eaten as a meal, I went home too late today, I didn't catch up with the meal, and I'm so hungry now." ”

Ye Qing smiled and said, "Okay, you wait, I'll grill you a few meat skewers and potatoes, and then grill a fish." ”

The sound of barbecue sounded, the green smoke was filled, and many old neighbors also came after dinner and watched the news broadcast, and slowly, there were more and more people on the barbecue stalls, and the old neighbors gathered here to chat and fart, so happy.

Suddenly, a large number of women appeared on the street, walking towards Lin Bai in a noisy manner, Lin Bai looked at it, ouch my mother, it's the Rose Knights again?

The mixed-race big Lori Blood Phoenix No. 1 walked at the front of this group of female killers, and when she saw Lin Bai, she smiled bitterly with a little embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm coming to live in your house again." ”

"Bankrupt again?" Lin Bai asked angrily.

"Hmm...... Bankrupt again. Blood Phoenix No. 1 smiled helplessly: "This group of nameless subordinates, none of them will do serious things except killing, and our modeling agency owes a lot of debt to European banks this time, so I have to pat my ass and run away." ”

Lin Bai couldn't cry or laugh: "I said, who am I?" Every time you go bankrupt, you run to me, when I'm a bully? ”

Blood Phoenix No. 1 didn't speak, but she stuck out the head of Jade Tiger No. 2 from behind her: "Don't say that, don't you just take us in for a few days, this kind of trivial matter doesn't cost you any effort." It's a big deal, let's pay the corresponding price. ”

"You are obviously bankrupt and owe a large amount of debt, where is the price to pay me?" Before Lin Bai's words fell, Yuhu No. 2 jumped into his arms and put his plump breasts on Lin Bai's chest: "People sleep with you tonight, just when you take us in, what do you think?" ”

Jade Tiger No. 2 is very beautiful and full of exotic customs, how can there be a man who doesn't like it, Lin Bai was about to agree, suddenly, a foot stretched out next to him, and kicked Jade Tiger No. 2 far away with a pop, this foot is Blood Leopard No. 4, she crossed her waist and said: "Jade Tiger No. 2, you shameless woman, you actually want to take this opportunity to take the position and roll the edge." After speaking, she turned to Lin Bai and said, "Jade Tiger No. 2 is not delicious, that woman has no interest at all, so I'll sleep with you...... I'm the best ......."

Before the words fell, another foot reached over and kicked Blood Leopard No. 4 out of the distance, and this time it was Black Cat No. 1 who came forward...... The female killers fought together, fighting to grab men, and the leader of Blood Phoenix No. 1 had to come out with a red face to play a round: "Don't make any noise, what kind of system will it be?" Let's rank by seniority......"

"Seniority?" The female killers suddenly realized in an instant, and said together: "I see, isn't the ranking according to seniority the head of the regiment first?" Wow, Captain, you have such a plan......"

As a result, the round failed, and even the Blood Phoenix No. 1 was involved in the melee!

Lin Bai and this group of nameless women have no reason to talk about. drove them all into the teleportation array, and let them live in the Demon King's Palace. Of course, this doesn't mean that Lin Bai has no thoughts about them. Another day, I will definitely find a dark and windy night, and run to the Demon King's Palace to do them one by one, hum, the woman who entered the harem of this uncle, then don't think that you can get out of the whole body.

When she returned to the old street, Fierce Lori also appeared at the barbecue stand, and she was full of jewelry, all made of platinum, including platinum rings, platinum necklaces, platinum bracelets, platinum anklets, platinum earrings...... In a word. A shining silver body, coupled with her princess dress, is simply a shining little Lori.

"Dad, do I look good dressed like this?"

"It's so good-looking, oops, my eyes are so flashing......"

"It's all cut from the stars my dad gave me and melted into these pieces of jewelry, hee-hee...... Look, I also have a chainsaw made of platinum. Ferocious Lori raised the chainsaw in her hand. Silver glitter, Nima, this chainsaw is really made of platinum, such a chainsaw obviously can't be used. It's just the shape of a chainsaw.

Lin Bai was crazy: "Hey, pure platinum will be very heavy to make such a big chainsaw." Can you lift a little Lori? ”

"I've got a lot of arm strength."

"It's too strong!" Lin Bai complained weakly, what kind of Lori is this? It's a monster.

I'm chatting and playing with Lori. I saw that the old neighbors formed a circle, as if they were talking to the people in the circle. Lin Bai looked closer, only to find that the person surrounded by the old neighbors was the thirty-second father-in-law, and he was foaming at the mouth and boasting something to the neighbors.

Lin Bai smiled and asked, "What are you talking about?" ”

Jin Qiaoqiao was actually in the crowd of onlookers, and she said with a smile: "Thirty-two father-in-law is planning to write a new novel, and he is discussing his idea with the neighbors......

"Oh? What new book are you going to write? Lin Bailai was also interested.

The thirty-second father-in-law foamed at the mouth and said: "I plan to write a book "Journey to the West", which tells the story of a handsome guy Tang Seng who went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for relatives. ”

"Wait, are you sure you're worshipping the Buddha and asking for relatives, not the Buddha and asking for scriptures?"

The thirty-second father-in-law said triumphantly: "That's right, it's to worship the Buddha and ask for relatives, hehe...... Come, let me tell you a brief introduction to the story of the new book......"

In 2015, Xiniu Hezhou, Da Lei Yin Temple, Rulai girl has reached the age of 28, and there is an older leftover girl, but she still can't marry in the boudoir...... The reason is that Miss Rulai is a super otaku, she stays at home, plays games and watches cartoons in the boudoir every day, and even the most important blind date, she refuses to participate.

Now, I can only let a good man come to the house to find her directly, but although there are many men in the world, there are very few men who are willing to take the initiative to marry a super otaku, and they can't find it at all.

The gods and Buddhas of the heavens spent a lot of effort, and finally found a good man in the Tang Dynasty of Dongsheng Shenzhou, Sister Guanyin personally went out to cheat and deceive, this man was fooled and embarked on the road of worshipping Buddha in the west to ask for relatives......

The white dragon horse must have it, and the three apprentices must have it, and of course the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty cannot be less.

This is the story of "Journey to the West"!

Tang Seng rode a horse and pulled a dong, followed by a Monkey King

Sun Wukong, running fast, followed by Zhu Bajie

Zhu Bajie has a long nose and is followed by a sand monk

Monk Sha, carrying a gong, came an old witch behind him

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"Note, there is already a novel of the same name on the market, so when readers see the book "Journey to the West", you must pay attention to whether the author's name is thirty-two fathers-in-law, otherwise you will buy the wrong book." The thirty-two father-in-law pretended to be serious.

"I'm rubbing, what kind of shit are you coming up with." Lin Bai kicked the thirty-two father-in-law in the face: "Die!" ”

The girls laughed and came around, watching Lin Bai kick the thirty-two father-in-law around like a ball......

The female demon king and the demon flower girl stood behind Lin Bai hand in hand, and the other girls gathered around, forming a big circle, a harmonious and happy life continued, the female demon king raised her head, looked at the night star in the sky, and couldn't help sighing: "So happy......"

(End of book)

(Screenwriter...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

(Producer...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

(Director...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

(Photo ...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

(props...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

(voiced by...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

(Music...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

(Credit Line...... Thirty-two fathers-in-law)

Wait a minute...... It's not over yet...... According to the convention of horror films, there should be hidden easter eggs after the subtitles are played......

Marvel World, Unholy League HQ......

A woman with oil paint on her face walked into the headquarters of the Unholy Alliance, her figure was excellent, it can be said that she was graceful to the point of having no friends, but unfortunately the oil paint on her face covered her face, I don't know if it is beautiful or ugly......

The woman said to the red skeleton sitting on the first seat, "What? After just a little setback, you're scared? Don't you dare to invade the human realm again? Hahaha...... Don't be afraid, since this girl has inherited the title of a new generation of clowns, she will definitely let those stupid heroes know the power of the Unholy Alliance! And that new generation of Superman Lin Bai, hehe, as long as I gently hook my fingers, I can make him fall under my pomegranate skirt...... It's easy to turn him into a villain...... Hahahahaha"

The silver bell-like laughter of the new generation of female clowns echoes through the headquarters of the Unholy Alliance......

A new round of heroes and villains is about to kick off with a gorgeous prelude......

(This time it's really the end of the book) (To be continued.) )

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