Chapter 45: The donkey of soybean noodles rolls
Hua Qianshu tried hard several times, but he couldn't use his strength with his hands and feet, and he couldn't get out at all, so he suddenly looked at the walnuts with a sad face and asked for help.
Walnut threw away the tambourine, and without giving orders, he ran forward with Yukuer, pulled her arms and legs, and dragged her out with great difficulty. Finally got out of the water, and the fish balls were sweaty and slippery.
Hua Qianshu was caught off guard and fell back into the water tank, completely down. And this time the water overflowed, and her whole body was almost wet.
There was another burst of unbridled laughter, and a group of flowers and branches trembled, out of breath.
At this time, Hua Qianshu is like a turtle with four feet facing the sky, with a heavy shell stuck in his back, and he is as embarrassed as he is.
The image that I worked hard to maintain in front of everyone fell apart in an instant, and I was embarrassed and thrown to my grandmother's house.
Hua Qianshu instantly wanted to cry without tears. She was full of hope that Sima Guang, who was good at smashing cylinders, would fall from the sky and save her from danger.
Sima Guang didn't wait, Feng Chu shook the jade bone fan, and came over step by step, stopping the balls and walnuts.
He circled around the water tank like a grinding donkey, and the jade bone fan in his hand shook gently, sending bursts of spring breeze to the soaked Hua Qianshu, and the sound of "tsk" in his mouth.
"Let's just say why it's so lively in this neon dress hall today, it seems that we are late. ”
Hua Qianshu gritted his teeth secretly, and tried to squeeze out a courteous smile: "It's not too late, it's not too late at all, the prince came at the right time, just to save me from the dire situation." ”
Feng Chu folded the fan frantically and tapped his palm: "You are the right person, and the prince of this world pities the jade the most." How can I help you?"
There was a snickering around him, which was naturally very different from the unscrupulous ridicule of Shicai, and he was more reserved and dignified. Or peek at the face of the Seventh Emperor Uncle, with the look of watching a good show.
Hua Qianshu complained: "You just have to pick me up, I'm stuck in the water tank." ”
Feng Chu looked down at the water tank and happily agreed: "You wait, I'll ask someone to saw the water tank." ”
This guy definitely did it on purpose.
Hua Qianshu tried to smile sincerely: "It doesn't seem like there's a need to waste things like this, right?"
Feng Chu rubbed his chin wildly and nodded: "It makes sense, a water tank costs dozens of dollars, and the gains outweigh the losses." I'm not a loser like Uncle Seven. ”
Hana Chiki: "...... I should be worth a few dozen dollars. ”
"But it doesn't hurt if you have a little piece of meat, if this water tank is broken, dozens of dollars will be lost. ”
Feng Chufang said it confidently. In this era of grass and human life, the corners of Hua Qianshu's lips twitched, speechless, but felt that there was a little bit of truth.
The two sang and harmonized, and the old face of the Seventh Emperor Uncle next to him was as black as the bottom of a black pot, his eyebrows and eyes were sharp, and his thin lips were pursed, implying anger.
The mountain rain is coming, and the wind is full of buildings.
Is it disgusting to dislike himself and embarrassing him?
Or is he and Feng Chumad too polite?
Thinking that a few days ago, he and Feng Chu couldn't say a few words, and the Seventh Emperor Uncle almost ended his own life, and Hua Qianshu's heart instantly steamed with a strong sense of crisis.
She has always been aware of current affairs, and the corners of her lips twitched: "Then the prince is busy, so I won't spend your money." ”
Feng Chu bent down wildly and smiled at her playfully: "Why don't you beg me? ”
Hua Qianshu blinked his eyes, his mouth was harder than his bones, and he muttered in a low voice: "That's it, I'm afraid that you will rely on me in case you rely on me." ”
Feng Chu twisted his face to the Seventh Emperor Uncle wildly, looking innocent: "She seems to be teasing me?"
Ye Fang took two steps forward, walked straight to Hua Qianshu, lightly opened her thin lips, and said indifferently: "No, she is just disgusting you." ”
As soon as he reached out and grabbed Hua Qianshu's wrist, with a slight force, he pulled her whole person out of the water tank. And he threw it out without hesitation, as easily as throwing a rag baggage.
Hua Qianshu rolled on the ground three times before he stabilized, and his eyes were full of stars.
How could I not have found out before, that Uncle Seven Emperor actually had abusive tendencies? Domestic violence! And again and again!
The first time they met, they tied themselves to their horses and dragged them down several streets;
The second time they met, they scolded themselves for being ruined and ruined, and injured themselves completely;
When they met for the third time, they misunderstood themselves and Feng Chumad, almost strangled themselves, and sent them to see the king of Hades;
Today, it's only the fourth time we have met, and if my hands and feet are a little heavier, I'm afraid I'll be smashed into a meatloaf.
Indeed, I came to atone for his sins in this life.
Ye Fang dusted off the splashed water vapor on the front of his clothes, frowned slightly, and glanced at the flowers and trees on the ground, full of disgust.
Hua Qianshu lowered his head, drenched, not only was he tempted, but he was extremely embarrassed. The wet dress was stained with a layer of loess, like a donkey rolling in old Beijing wrapped in a layer of soybean noodles.
Feng Chu shook his head with pity: "I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all, such a delicate beauty is willing to do it?"
All the concubines gloated with a gloating face, but they didn't dare to show it in front of the Seven Emperor Uncles.
Hua Qianshu gritted his teeth and got up, and when he was blown by the cool breeze, he couldn't help but shiver.
Feng Chu leaned over frantically and fanned the jade bone fan in his hand happily: "I'll help you dry your clothes, so it won't be cold." ”
This guy is definitely the kind of slut who owes, the kind that will itch if no one beats him.
Hua Qianshu sneezed loudly and gritted his teeth: "You said that you owe me a favor." ”
Feng Chu said with a hippie smile: "I put all my affection on you, is it not okay to be so considerate?"
These words were ambiguous, Hua Qianshu's heart trembled, and he hurriedly looked at the face of the Seventh Emperor Uncle.
Sure enough, Ye Fang glanced at her, and snorted coldly: "It's bad morals, don't go back!"
Hua Qianshu was this nest fire in his heart, and the small flames were "soaring" up in his head, and he was still "whirring" smoking, and his body was not cold.
I do owe you the life of the Seventh Emperor Uncle, but you can't reprimand me indiscriminately.
Even if my dance is too charming, and it is you who break in and peep without a sound, you bite me and say that I am immoral?
She raised her face and faced the night directly: "I obeyed your orders from the Seventh Emperor Uncle and taught Aunt Bang Yun to dance, is it wrong? ”
Yefang was obviously stunned, obviously not expecting that Hua Qianshu not only ran away in embarrassment, but questioned himself.
He narrowed his eyes and glanced at her coldly: "When will this king let you teach people to dance this kind of immoral dance?"
Feng Chu was a little surprised: "No, Aunt Hua's dancing is good, and this hair is even more unique, you yourself are stunned, why is there such a thing as immorality?"
Hua Qianshu was almost amused by Feng Chu, why is this baby so real?
Which side are you leaning into? Shicai also fanned the flames between the two, and then spoke to himself, directly slapping the Seventh Emperor Uncle in the face.
Sure enough, Uncle Seven's face was gloomy like lightning and thunder was coming.
The fog is heavy and the sky is wide.