The fifth, four, and second strikes, the unholy alliance of the human world

The second updateβ€”β€”

Xiaobai and Qianqian are finally about to get married!

This matter was expected for the old neighbors, and the biggest obstacle was that Qianqian's condition was to obtain Ye Qing's forgiveness, and now the last obstacle is gone, and this pair of "golden boys and girls" (fog) who have been noticed by the people of the old street can finally get married.

Tomorrow is the day when Qianqian receives her graduation certificate, and the old neighbors began to prepare in advance today, Aunt Qin took the lead in hanging a row of red lanterns in front of her hot pot restaurant, and then bought a few strings of firecrackers to hang on the side of the door, of course, this firecracker can only be seen, not lit, now the state has regulations, firecrackers cannot be placed indiscriminately, but it is always okay to buy and hang them, right? Just think of its festive taste.

The old lady Zheng held on to the door post of the rice noodle shop and was infinitely melancholy: "Alas, my granddaughter still can't compete for Qianqian after all." After sighing, when there were no guests, she put on a pair of reading glasses, picked up scissors and began to cut paper flowers, cut a few more, and turned around and pasted them on the window panes of each house......

Uncle Zhang's soybean milk fritter shop is not open today, he is desperately kneading the dough, tomorrow he will steam twenty steamed buns, whether he can eat so much does not care, anyway, it is piled up into a mountain of steamed buns, and placed at the door of Xiaobai's house to celebrate. Zhang Deyi gave him a hand in the kitchen, and said while helping to knead the dough: "Dad, what age is this?" Do you still play this set? Then again, the pile of steamed buns was used to celebrate the harvest in the old society, right? Is it reliable to use it for weddings? ”

"Cut, why is it unreliable? You see the thirty-two father-in-law who likes to eat white food, and tomorrow he will eat ten buns alone. ”

The old man Qi, who sold fake cigarettes, was not idle, he ran to Lin Bai's house and threw down several cigarettes: "Xiaobai, take these cigarettes, and when the neighbors come to your house tomorrow, you will take these cigarettes for them to smoke." ”

Lin Bai Khan: "It can't be a fake cigarette, right?" ”

Old man Qi blew his beard: "Can I still take the fake chimney neighborhood?" ”

"Cut, the cigarettes you sold me since I was a child are all fake, so it's strange if you don't pit the neighbors." Lin Bai gave him a middle finger up.

"Don't worry, this time it's a big deal, it's definitely all real smoke." Old man Qi is serious.

"Well, let me see if there's a cosmic card." Lin Bai picked up the cigarette box and shone it at the light, but there was really none.

In stark contrast to the old neighbors, there are a large number of girls in the Lin Bai family...... Today, led by Hua Butterfly and Miss Liu, the girls gathered in the backyard to discuss this happy event that was not very happy for them.

Miss Liu clenched her fists and said indignantly: "Finally, this day has come, and I still can't compete with Qianqian, but I won't let him marry Qianqian so cheaply, if you want to hold a beauty, how can you do it without experiencing the test of blood and fire!" ”

Hua Butterfly didn't make trouble with Miss Liu this time, and her opinions were surprisingly unanimous: "That's right, you have to make some difficulties for him!" You can't let him take advantage of him so lightly. ”

Blood Phoenix No. 2 raised his hand and spoke: "Do you want to set up a few killing traps at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau?" ”

Blood Phoenix No. 4 agreed: "Agreed, there are many kinds of killing traps, let's get seventeen or eighteen on the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, so that Xiaobai can have a good time." ”

Ye Qing raised his hand: "Hey, the killing trap is not good, in case you really kill Xiaobai......"

"Don't worry, that guy is very capable, and he can't be killed by a mere murder trap." The four girls who spoke in front of them said in unison: "The more ruthless the trap, the better." ”

The female demon king sat next to her and drank tea, just laughing and not saying anything.

Hua Butterfly suddenly turned her head to her and said, "Sister Overlord Flower, what do you think?" ”

The female demon king smiled: "The trap is too pediatric, with Xiaobai's current ability, seventeen or eighteen traps are no different from peacefully, he easily crushed it, and it didn't have any effect." ”

"Where does Sister Overlord Flower think to start?"

The female demon king spread her hands: "There is no relationship between this king and Xiaobai, and this king is not involved in this matter." ”

"It doesn't matter at all?" Hua Butterfly obviously didn't believe it: "Sister Overlord Flower, you seem to be a little insincere in what you say, although we haven't caught the ambiguous scene between you and Xiaobai, but the attitude between you has always been weird, if you want to say that you don't matter, I don't believe it if I die!" ”

Miss Liu also pouted: "That's it!" Before I met Xiaobai, you already lived under the same roof with him, and if you didn't have a leg, the sun would come out of the west. ”

"No is nothing!" The female demon king snorted, "Is this king the woman he dares to provoke casually?" angered the king, and wrenched his head off in minutes. ”

"Cut!" The girls other than Ye Qing glanced at her with disdain, this woman was too unreliable to listen to at all.

Hua Butterfly pondered for a while and said: "Just like Sister Overlord Hua said, the trap is useless, it's too childish, we have to use adult methods to create some trouble for him." In this way, before they go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow, let's kidnap Qianqian! ”

"What?" The girls sweated profusely: "Hey, don't make trouble, what kind of trouble are you going to make when you kidnap Qianqian?" Hey, you former underworld bad guy, we don't do this kind of unreliable thing. ”

Hua Butterfly grinned and said, "We don't have to turn her far away, just turn her to a cafΓ© not far away to drink coffee, so that Xiaobai can't find her, and then ...... Let Xiaobai have to meet our requirements before telling her where Qianqian is. That's not too much, is it? Many of the haunting houses are much more powerful than ours. ”

"Yo, this mention is good, everyone can think of an evil request to torture him, he......" Blood Phoenix No. 2 and No. 4 immediately came to the mood and laughed: "It's very interesting, the two of us agree." ”

Miss Liu hesitated for a moment: "The evil request is not very good...... I don't want to be too embarrassed for Xiaobai. ”

"Cut, you're everyone's lady, you listen to men for everything, that's too boring, and you have to be naughty occasionally." Hua Butterfly suddenly smiled evilly: "When the time comes, you can make any requests, such as letting Xiaobai kiss you, or hug you, such requests can be made willfully, don't you want it?" ”

Miss Liu thought about it and blushed slightly: "Then I'll participate too!" ”

Ye Qing hesitated for a long time and sighed: "Okay, I'll join too." ”

This is how the "unholy alliance" of the human world has been formed! Regarding this, Lin Bai still didn't know that he was sitting in the living room of Qianqian's house now, Qianqian was sitting far away with a red face, embarrassed to lean over, and it turned out that Wenwen and Lin Bai were talking boring gossip.

"How long are you going to stay at the school tomorrow?" Lin Bai asked.

Wenwen said with a smile: "It's not much, there will be a small meeting at 9 o'clock in the morning, the big supremacy is the principal, the teacher and the like speeches, the graduation certificate will be issued, and then the graduation photos of each class will be taken, and then there will be a casual meal...... Then they divided their things...... Oh, by the way, I didn't finish the course, and I have to repeat a grade, so my graduation certificate doesn't have my share ......."

Lin Bai calculated the time and said with a smile: "It's almost afternoon after eating the casual meal, right?" In that case, I came to pick up Qianqian at three o'clock in the afternoon and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to pull the evidence. ”

Wen Wen grinned and said, "Are you in such a hurry? It's too fast to get a certificate right after graduation, right? Can't wait to put Qianqian in the form of eighteen? ”

"Cut, it's all nonsense!" Lin Bai glanced at this nameless woman.

"Remember to dress properly tomorrow." Wenwen pulled the dilk silk torn T-shirt on his body and said: "Qianqian will marry once in her life, this is the only time, you have to look like it, you don't usually dress like this, you must be handsome when you come to the university to pick up people, you must dress high-end, and you must brighten the 24k titanium alloy dog ......eyes of your blind classmates."

When Qianqian heard this, she finally couldn't help but answer: "No need, Xiaobai usually dresses up very well, so you don't need to deliberately wear anything." ”

Wenwen smiled: "What are you afraid of?" Your husband has money, why can't he take a few million to make a suit? ”

Qianqian blushed and said: "Millions of dollars to buy a set of clothes is too exaggerated, with that money can be spent blindly, it is better to use it to distribute to the old neighbors, or to give more benefits to the workers in the factory." ”

"Look, you're not the mentality of a rich wife!" Wen Wen gave his best friend a fierce look and said, "It's really unproductive!" If my husband had been so rich, I would have spent lavishly. ”

"You're just talking a lot." Qianqian retorted unceremoniously: "Isn't the masked hero also a very rich person? The money of that charitable foundation is all in your hands, hundreds of millions of dollars...... How come you don't have a big spend? ”

Wenwen was punctured with the diorama, and said embarrassedly: "What about this...... All that money has to be used for the children of poor families, how can I use it casually. ”

In the final analysis, the two girls are the kind of good women with pure nature, not the kind of goods that love vanity, and don't know the eight generations of their ancestors if they have a little money, Lin Bai listened to their quarrels with a smile, and finally concluded: "Yes, you don't have to argue, I will definitely wear a good outfit tomorrow, as for the welfare of the workers and the distribution of wealth to the old neighbors, they will all be done!" We are rich, capricious...... Okay, that's it, tomorrow at about three o'clock in the afternoon, I'll pick you up at Shuangqing University. ”

Lin Bai walked out of Qianqian's house with a smile, his steps were light, he had been determined to marry Qianqian since he was a child, and now he has finally realized his dream, how can his steps be steady? If there was a gust of wind, Lin Bai would be able to float like a kite now.

He didn't know that in the backyard of his house, Miss Liu was seriously saying to the sisters of her "Evil Alliance": "After receiving the graduation certificate tomorrow and eating the casual meal, it will be about the afternoon, if I am not bad, Xiaobai will pick up Qianqian at the school at about three o'clock, we have to act before this, and take the first step to kidnap Qianqian!" ”R1152