Chapter 137 Come, call my aunt
Only then did Ni Yun realize that he was really a little too underestimated!
People who can drink most of the two pots without changing their faces, how bad can the amount of alcohol be? And looking at the appearance of the old god of the guy, he is definitely full of stamina!
I had to change my strategy: "Hey, I've drunk two bottles, and you've only drunk half a bottle, it's not interesting, is there a friend like you?" β
Fang Hong was not angry or annoyed, and said with a smile: "You didn't say that I would drink as much as you drank, drinking is actually to be happy, so why do you want to be serious, come, eat vegetables!" β
Ni Yun slapped the table: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, you just say you don't drink or not, right?" If you don't drink it, don't be a man! β
Half of it was wine, half of it was anxious, Ni Yun's cheeks were even redder, and she looked incomparably gorgeous and incomparably cute.
"Just drink it, I'm afraid you won't make it?" Doctor Fang was not muddy, he raised his neck, and dried the remaining small half bottle of Erguo directly in one go.
Ni Yun couldn't help but show surprise on his face: "......"
It turns out that this guy is really hidden.
Without waiting for Ni Yun to finish being surprised, Fang Hong picked up another bottle of Erguo and opened it, craned his neck, and cooed......
A whole bottle of 50 degrees two pot head entered his stomach in the blink of an eye, and there was no half-second pause in between!
"......" this time, Ni Yun is eyes and mouth have all become "O" shaped!
Oh my God, I'm not dazzled, that's a 50-degree two-pot head! After drying a bottle in one go, Ni Yun asked himself enough.
Boom! Fang Hong slammed the wine bottle on the table hard, and Wang Ba's aura suddenly emanated: "Now you have drunk two bottles, and I have also drunk two bottles." Let's stop there. Don't drink it anymore...... Don't look at me with this expression. Didn't I warn you at the beginning that I drink a lot? β
"Phew, who said to stop? Now the battle has officially begun! Ni Yun slapped the table and said.
If she retreats when she is strong, then it is not her Ni Police Flower!
"But you've all drunk the wine?" Fang Hong looked at the four empty bottles on the table.
Ni Yun was stunned for a moment, it was indeed the opponent's toughness Cheng DΓΉ completely exceeded her expectations, because she had only prepared four bottles of Erguotou in advance, so she knew that this was only enough to warm up!
Ni Yun took out a hundred-yuan bill from his body and slapped it on the table: "You go buy it again!" β
Fang Hongshi Shiran took a chopstick dish and put it in his mouth: "I won't go." β
Ni Yun suddenly got up. Pointing at Fang Hong: "You wait!" β
In less than ten minutes, Ni Yun came back with two big pots, one with five bottles, and two with ten bottles.
Fang Hong couldn't help but be stunned: "What do you want to do?" β
"What? Tonight it's either you or I'm dead! "Ni Police Flower is murderous.
Fang Hong couldn't cry or laugh: "It's just a drink, as for it?" β
"As for this, this girl has never lost a drink, and this undefeated record must not end in your hands!" Ni Yun put a whole bunch of two pots in front of Fang Hong, and put another bunch on his side.
It's really a big fight to the death.
Fang Hong could only shake his head helplessly, this girl was so competitive!
So one person and one bottle, and the battle started again.
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Half an hour later. There were four more empty bottles on the ground, and Ni Yun and Fang Hong each dried two bottles.
But at this time, the state of the two is very different. Fang Hong was calm and calm, a qiΔ was normal, as if it was all water, not wine.
Ni Gonghua is not good, her face is like a peach blossom, her eyes are blurred, and her plump and sexy body is like a willow swinging in the wind, slanting east and west.
It's already eight or nine minutes drunk.
"Come, come, come, come again...... Bottle! Ni Yun leaned down and wanted to get the wine, but his head suddenly felt dizzy and shook, and the whole person involuntarily planted himself to the ground.
Fortunately, a pair of powerful hands held her in time, and Fang Hong's tone was full of reproach: "Enough, if you drink it again, you will hurt yourself." β
Ni Yun lazily raised his cheeks as red as peach blossoms, and looked at the man who was holding him in a daze, maybe he really couldn't hold it anymore, and his whole body fell into the other party's arms.
Only then did Fang Hong realize that Ni Yun's body was not only unusually plump, but also much more delicate than expected, which was a little out of place with her usual female personality.
After all, a girl is a girl, no matter how strong and tough it is, it is soft in the depths of her bones.
"Giggle......" Ni Yun suddenly laughed: "Do you know, I have grown so big, you are the first person to really understand my heart, I think you are my confidant." β
"Oh? Why? β
"Because you can see at a glance that I look like a chivalrous girl, you guessed right, I really, really like to be a chivalrous girl, wearing a black night suit, galloping freely in the city under the cover of night, eliminating violence and peace, this is the life I yearn for the most, that ...... Do you know why I love being a chivalrous woman? β
After waiting for a while, he didn't see Fang Hong's answer, Ni Yun was a little unhappy, and slapped Fang Hong: "Hey, you quickly ask me why!" β
Fang Hong's forehead had a black line: "Uh, why is that?" β
"Hehe, because when I was a child, I liked to read martial arts novels the most, especially "The Condor Heroes", after reading this novel, I often can't help but fantasize that I am a little dragon girl......"
"Poof!" Fang Hong almost didn't burst out laughing, for some reason, he just wanted to laugh so much, but he didn't dare to laugh, so he suffocated to death.
Ni Yun immediately glared at him: "What's the matter, is there something wrong?" β
"No problem! No problem! After Fang Hong finished speaking, he quickly turned his head to prevent Ni Yun from seeing him laughing.
However, the shrugging body still betrayed him.
Please, do you have that hair like a little dragon girl?
"Hmph, you must think that I am not as gentle as the little dragon girl, right?" Ni Yun was very unconvinced: "If I meet a man I like, I will definitely be as gentle as the little dragon girl!" β
"Oh, what the hell does the man you like look like?" This Fang Divine Doctor was very interested, because Ni Yun was the target of his scheduled double cultivation.
Figuring out what kind of man she likes, she can also be targeted.
"You're stupid!" Ni Yun slapped Fang Hong again: "Since I imagined myself as a little dragon girl, then the man I like is, of course, a big hero like Yang Guo." β
Fang Hong's cheeks twitched: "Then do you need to break an arm like Yang Guo?" β
"Giggle...... That must be excellent, fool, don't care about the details. β
After a pause, Ni Yun hooked his finger at Fang Hong again, asked him to lean his ear, and then whispered in Fang Hong's ear: "I'll tell you a little secret." β
"What's the secret?"
"Actually, I sometimes compare you with Yang Guo to see if you have any similarities."
Fang Hong suddenly became nervous when he heard this: "Then, do you think there is anything similar?" β
Ni Yun shook his head, looking quite confused: "I can't tell you clearly, otherwise, let's demonstrate?" I'll see if I feel that way? β
"How?"
"Well, from now on, I'm Xiaolongnu, and you're Yang Guo."
"......" Black lines immediately appeared on Fang Hong's forehead, and he had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, Ni Yun's eyes were full of anticipation, and he looked at him "affectionately": "Come on, call my aunt ......"
I'm X! Doctor Fang almost didn't throw Ni Yun out directly, is there a mistake, you let Lao Tzu, a person who has lived for more than 500 years, call you a little girl in her twenties "Auntie", and let you not let people live?!
"Hurry up!" Ni Yun was coquettish.
"Don't scream!" Fang Hong firmly refused.
"Scream or not!"
"Don't scream!"
Soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, even if they want to pick up girls.
"Hmph, you're not enough friends!" Ni Yun scolded, and then his tone was pleading: "I'm afraid of you, then you don't have to say anything, just hug me like this, and look at me as affectionately as possible...... That's all right, right? β
Fang Hong was silent.
Ni Yun turned to seduction, and looked at him with a smile: "I already knew that you wanted to soak me, you cooperate well, in case my sister really feels it, I will obey you immediately, how about it?" β
Fang Hong really had no choice, so he had no choice but to agree.
So Ni Gonghua looked at Fang Hong affectionately, and called softly: "Go ......"
Poor Doctor Fang, he suddenly had goosebumps, if time could be turned back, he wouldn't agree to kill him!
"Passing the ......" Ni Yun's eyes were full of waves, and he became more and more affectionate, as if he was really immersed in self-fantasy.
In order to capture the heart of the beauty, Doctor Fang had to bite the bullet, make a self-conscious appearance, and look at the other party "affectionately......
Suddenly, Ni Yun's throat rolled and he vomited.
All right......
At that moment, Divine Doctor Fang was really hurt, because he suspected that Ni Yuntu was not because he drank too much, but because he was disgusted by his "affectionate" appearance. (To be continued......)
PS: Today's update is earlier because the migrant worker uncle will go to work from 3 pm to 8 pm tomorrow.