Chapter 0402 He wants to make his eyelids into eggs and pretend to be an old man

Xiao Niu, who was extremely angry, turned his head sharply, and his teeth went straight to Xiao Xingchen's hand.

When Xiao Xingchen saw that his fingers were about to become his food, he stretched out his right hand and gently pinched the sides of his cheeks.

Xiao Niu couldn't move, and tears flowed down his eyes.

"Xiaoniu, I only need two fingers, and you take the kitchen knife. I'm sitting here still, and if you can hurt me, then I'll let you fight that big boss, what do you think? ”

"Medium! If you're going to cheat, you're a dog! Xiao Niu roared angrily.

Meng Xianniu, Wang Sulan, and Xiaoxue were all taken aback, and they all wanted to dissuade Xiaoniu, but Xiao Xingchen waved his right index finger at them, signaling them not to squeak.

Dogs are dogs, who says dogs are not a good thing? Nourishing yin and yang, it depends on what you think!

Xiao Xingchen sat on the bamboo bench and crunched~~~

"Rush, kill!" Xiao Niu turned the edge of the kitchen knife in turn so as not to hurt the surnamed Xiao too much, and then, five steps away, took two steps and slashed at Xiao Xingchen's left arm.

Xiao Xingchen saw that this kid was really wild, like a wild dog. If you train well, you can become a good hunting dog in the future; If you don't train well, you will become a wolf who hurts people; will become a bald head with teeth next to the boss who wears sunglasses.

Xiao Xingchen's index finger and middle finger clamped the back of the knife, Xiao Niu desperately grabbed the knife, panting heavily, but he still failed to retrieve the kitchen knife from his hand.

Xiao Niu held the handle of the kitchen knife in both hands, and the whole person leaned on the ground, but the kitchen knife still did not move at all.

Xiao Niu's head is steaming, like the heat coming from the side of the pot of steamed steamed buns.

However, Xiao Xingchen was like a sculpture, motionless, and the bamboo chair under his buttocks did not creak.

"Master! Teach me martial arts! Xiao Niu let go of the kitchen knife, knelt down in front of Xiao Xingchen on both knees, threw his hat on the ground, and shouted with heat on his head.

"Good!" Xiao Xingchen touched his round head, and his hand touched his round red face: "As the saying goes: Master and apprentice are like father and son." From now on, you'll have to listen to me! ”

"Master, I listen to you! You told me to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and I will never give up! Xiao Niu stood up and clasped his hands into fists.

"First ......" Xiao Xingchen stood up and said, "To be my apprentice, you must first be calm. The second is that you can't be capricious; The third is to be literate, just like me, a college student of the National Famous University - Military Medical University! Fourth, you must have a skill; Fifth, listen to your parents......"

"Master, do you listen to grandpa and grandma at home?" Xiao Niu was small, but he was suspicious of his words.

"I'm at home, and my dad told me to go to the east, and I didn't dare to go to the west; Mom told me to beat the dog, but I didn't dare to beat the chicken! Daxia people put filial piety first, and they don't even listen to their parents, how can they be people? "What Xiao Xingchen said is the same as the truth, and there is no room for others to have the slightest suspicion.

"Master......"

"If you can do the above, you can call me master; If you can't do that, you're going to squat there! ”

"I can do it!"

"Now, you just go to school for me, you don't care about the affairs of adults, let alone your father's bag! Your dad isn't a bag, it's wisdom, you know? ”

"I ......"

Xiao Niu listened, put on his schoolbag, bowed to Xiao Xingchen, and then went to school!

"Xiao Xingchen, I'm ......" Overnight, Feng Yao grew a panda eye.

"Do you want to take a look at the gambling stone field, is the woman Brother Meng said your mother?" In the morning, the hallucinations became thicker, and Xiao Xingchen could still guess what was on her mind.

Feng Yao nodded.

When Meng Xianniu heard that it was her mother, he began to shake his head: the difference between them is only ten years old, if it weren't for her sister, the possibility of being a mother would be equal to zero.

Xiao Xingchen heard that he had never seen a gambling stone for three consecutive days, but it was just one of them; Is the woman next to the man who beat Meng Xianniu Feng Yao's mother? Feng Yao wants to see what is going on, but it's just the second one; He wanted to see where this Bodhisattva came from, and he could still be so safe even after beating the police, this is the third; All three of them made him stay here for a day.

Xiao Xingchen and Feng Yao went to the gambling stone field, and Xiaoxue naturally wanted to follow in order to fulfill the friendship of the landlord.

Along the way, Xiao Xingchen watched the hawkers on both sides of the street, admiring the unique scenery of the Western Regions. While teasing Xiaoxue and calling her uncle.

In order to take revenge on him, Xiaoxue took Feng Yao's hand, and her feet were beating happily. She told Feng Yao what time she used to get up every day to sweep the street, and her finger pointed: The range of these two miles is the place where she is responsible for cleaning, and she also pointed to the old man with a white beard and a cylindrical flower hat in a yellow vest, who is now taking over to clean this section of the road by herself.

Walking through a torii, to the south, on the west side of the wide sand road, there is a square and large house more than five meters high, stretching to the south, about half a mile away.

Looking at the billboards, you can see that the government leaders of this town want to use the gambling stones to develop the economy and make the town of Kedri one of the richest towns in the world.

At the moment, it seems that there is still a gap of 108,000 miles from the richest man in the world. But the advertisement says: A blank sheet of paper is not burdened, so it is good to draw the latest and most beautiful picture in the world.

In another 10 or 8 years, it will be a paradise for the world's rich. At that time, a large area of real estate development began here, and 50,000 yuan per square meter would not be able to grab it at that time.

At that time, if you want to buy a house in this Kederi town, you have to have a good relationship with the town leaders before it can be restricted.

At present, no one buys a small-area housing development for less than 3,000 yuan.

The prospect is indeed fascinating, Xiao Xingchen wants to invest here, buy a house of thousands of square meters, and when the time comes, it will be demolished and distributed!

Xiao Xingchen temporarily put aside the matter of making a fortune in the future, he saw people from the advertisement: There are really a lot of people here, there are really a lot of people from all directions, there are delicate chicks leaning on the arms of old men, and there are chicks leaning on the arms of old men.

Many young people can't find a partner, and these ugly, round, bald, scarred, and ill-eyed old men have become sought-after goods, even more sought-after than those beautiful chicks.

Some of the women held hands, looking not at the piles of gambling stones on the wooden boards, but at the rich old men. As for how ugly this old man is, ignore it all.

In the eyes of these women, these old men are all gems—uncut gems. Although the appearance is crooked and cracked, although the appearance is black and not slippery, although there are still a few people who have fox odor, in the eyes of these women, all of them are shiny gems.

Xiao Xingchen looked at the piles of gambling stones and looked into the eyes of those women. Although he was young, suave, handsome, and useless, those women were dismissive.

He was full of envy, jealousy and hatred for those old men.

How Xiao Xingchen thinks that now is forty years later! How I wish my head was bald! How I wish I had lost my teeth and become gold! How I want to have clusters of enviable age spots on my face that make me proud! How I wish all the women looked at themselves and I looked at the ceiling!

When Xiao Xingchen turned south to the fourth exhibition hall, he had a whim: since he can't be bald in front of his eyes, his teeth can't fall out, he can't be fat, and he doesn't have old age spots, why don't he go to the country of plastic surgery, and make his head bald, his teeth are gone, his mouth is crooked, his two sons are like hanging melons, and his eyelids are drooping like egg skins, to pretend to be an old man?

"Xiao Xingchen, you serve the Good Fate Pill!" Feng Yao held Xiaoxue's hand, and saw that his face was like waves in the water, wave after wave, and knew that he had hallucinated in a strict manner.

I'm very sober and don't want you panda to remind me! You're just like me, and you're the one who doesn't go! The women didn't look at me, they stared at the old men who weren't good. For example, if you want to go to the zoo and put on a panda suit, with your eyes as a national treasure, will not make everyone envy to death?

Feng Yao saw that Xiao Xingchen's wandering eyes couldn't help himself, so he took a six-inch large-screen mobile phone - he forgot to charge it yesterday, and he could only use it as a small mirror in front of him. As soon as she took a photo, she was startled: a giant panda appeared on the screen of her mobile phone!

OMG! Feng Yao hurriedly took out ink-colored glasses from her bag and put them on her eyes.

Xiao Xingchen was hallucinating at this time, and when he saw Feng Yao wearing sunglasses, he still sneered in his heart: You are still a panda wearing sunglasses, and you don't need to be like a toad, lying on the road and pretending to be a military jeep.

"Xiao ......" Feng Yao wanted to remind him again of the matter of serving the Good Yuan Dan, but seeing his gray face and gray eyes, the words came to his mouth and swallowed again!

The group of three people went out of the fourth exhibition hall and came to the fifth exhibition hall, Xiao Xingchen saw at a glance that there was a booth more than 30 meters inside, Feng Yao was holding the arm of a burly man who was 1.85 meters long.

"Feng Yao, you wait!" Xiao Xingchen squeezed out these words from between the teeth of the file.

When Feng Yao heard this, her pores stood up: This Xiao Xingchen, I don't care about friendship with him for the time being, but hatred is not like this!

Xiao Xingchen's fingers rattled and his eyes showed a fierce light.

Feng Yao looked at him like that, turned his face, and would bite half of his head off in one bite, and then swallow it in his stomach. She touched Xiaoxue with her elbow in fright, motioning for her to think of a way.

"Brother Xiao......"

Xiao Xingchen turned his head suddenly, he didn't see Xiaoxue first, but he saw Feng Yao first. He felt that he was wrong, there would never be two identical Feng Yao in the world, even if he looked exactly the same, but his experience would not be exactly the same.

He estimated that he had taken the Good Karma Pill, so he took out the brainwave medicine emperor and took one pill.

He didn't eat the snow lotus to completely cure himself, he had a little selfish distraction! He clearly knew that if he took a piece of boiled water from this snow lotus, and then ate this piece of snow lotus, he would drink this snow lotus water with the brainwave medicine emperor, and he would quickly dissolve the toxicity of the Good Fate Pill, however, he was half smaller in Qiu Yun's eyes.

Although he was able to heal Qiu Yun in a short period of time, when he thought of Qiu Yun's mocking gaze, he felt like a man's back.

He would rather heal later, and would rather hallucination bring him many errors in judgment, and would rather make mistakes because of this, rather than Qiu Yun underestimate himself.

Especially the look in her eyes, she regarded her second son as very small and very small - as small as a little bean worm, so wriggling!