004 Bet on it
"We flew all the way to the capital really because you want to participate in a Chinese and Western medicine competition?" After the plane landed at the Beijing Airport, Huo Guangbo, who had just learned the true purpose of the trip from Wang Zhengyu's mouth, shouted strangely.
"Isn't that good, there are still two days off, and you should feel honored that we can take advantage of such a meaningful event!" Wang Zhengyu replied angrily.
He himself is not interested in traditional Chinese medicine, and there is Huo Guangbo nagging on the side along the way. What's more, even the plane ticket is paid with his bank card, and if something happens to participate in this ring and he can't get the bonus, his living expenses for this semester will only be in single digits.
Although 200,000 yuan seems to be a lot more than the 20,000 yuan in his bank card, he didn't get the money in his hand, and Wang Zhengyu always had a sense of unreality.
"It's not a question of whether it's good or not, but you know a p Chinese medicine! Besides, does other people's Chinese and Western medicine fight in the ring have anything to do with you? Is it worth flying to the capital specifically? Huo Guangbo continued to question tirelessly.
"Didn't I really tell you before, in fact, I was born in a family of Chinese medicine?"
"Oh, ten hours ago you said that you were a descendant of Guiguzi, and now you are suing me that you were born into a family of traditional Chinese medicine, will you be suing me later, you are actually an alien?" Huo Guangbo raised the bar.
"I know you don't believe it, is it a sin that I used to be low-key?" Wang Zhengyu also completely let go, and began to fight with Huo Guangbo casually, he was about to walk to the exit, and Wang Zhengyu's heart was also a little uneasy.
"You? Low profile? The ** who dares to howl downstairs in the bedroom also dares to claim to be ......" Huo Guangbo's words suddenly stopped, and the whole person stopped walking, just staring out of the exit stupidly. After a while, he said in surprise: "Those people won't all be the ones who came to pick you up, right?" Are you really born in a family of traditional Chinese medicine? Or is it a special duplicate name? Old gentleman? It should be the same name, right? ”
Huo Guangbo was stunned, and Wang Zhengyu also saw the scene outside the pick-up port. Obviously, the old Chinese medicine doctor named Zhang Datong in Tianshu's mouth values him very much, and at this time, a six-meter-long banner was pulled up outside the pick-up gate, which read, "Warmly welcome Mr. Wang Zhengyu, the thirteenth generation descendant of the hidden family of Chinese medicine, to Beijing!" More than 20 middle-aged and elderly men had gathered under the banner, and they were waiting towards the exit with a look of anticipation. There were even a lot of tourists gathered around them, pointing and whispering on the side.
Seeing such a big battle, Wang Zhengyu also felt a little drunk, and he didn't care about answering Huo Guangbo's question at the moment, let alone leaving the station immediately, and hurriedly dropped a sentence, "Oh, you wait for me first!" I'll go to the toilet first! He turned around and walked straight in the direction of the bathroom sign without looking back.
He didn't look back, so he couldn't see Huo Guangbo's strange expression behind him, staring at his back.
Wang Zhengyu was very frightened.
For a teenager who had been an ordinary college student the day before, the large formation at the pick-up was enough to make his little liver load. Of course, the fear comes more from the unknown. He didn't know what the book of heaven communicated with these Chinese medicine practitioners, which could make so many people wait here dryly, and even exaggerated a banner.
Therefore, he felt that it was necessary to communicate with Tianshu first, and to deal with the old men who would obviously have a deep chasm with him.
Walking into the bathroom, Wang Zhengyu walked into the deepest compartment, quickly took out his mobile phone, and shouted in a low voice: "Tianshu, come out!" ”
"What's the matter? Oh, and counting the time, you should be in the capital by now! Why, didn't that Zhang Datong come to pick you up? The phone screen lit up quickly.
"Here, more than one Zhang Datong, at least twenty or thirty people came, and a banner was hung to warmly welcome Mr. Wang Zhengyu, a family of traditional Chinese medicine, to Beijing, what did you talk to them about? Didn't you tell them that I wasn't an old gentleman, just a student? I don't know anything about Chinese medicine, how do you let me deal with it? Wang Zhengyu complained.
"Oh! I just answered some of their questions on the Internet in your name, and by the way, I pointed them out a little bit. That's why empiricism is unacceptable, I forgot to explain your age and identity, and they think you're an old man! But I don't think you need to worry about these details! "Heavenly Book said.
"So how do I deal with them? They ask me questions, how do I answer? Wang Zhengyu said urgently.
"Don't worry, I'm here! All you have to do is brag and pretend to be B! Bragging, pretending to be B will always be right? The bigger the better! If the cowhide is blown up, I will help you with it! Of course, in front of those who openly claim that Chinese medicine is a pseudoscience! Tianshu said disapprovingly. It's just that Wang Zhengyu feels that the tone of this product is becoming more and more like an Internet hipster.
"Is that enough?"
"That's enough!"
"You know that! Your request is in conflict with my low-key personality! ”
"Since that's the case, I won't embarrass you, anyway, I'll just find someone to participate in the ring, but the 200,000 prize money won't have much to do with you!"
Obviously, Tianshu is fooling Wang Zhengyu.
You must know that for extraterrestrial intelligent life, it is very important to attach great importance to one's own ** and private property and rights. Once the owner of such a smart product as the light wave is recognized, unless it is given or inherited by the owner, it is absolutely impossible to choose another owner independently, which is why the light wave itself has a very strict limit in the program. Otherwise, this alien product would not have been dormant for more than 2,000 years before it was reawakened by Wang Zhengyu.
Wang Zhengyu didn't have a product manual, so he naturally didn't know about the various restrictions on this light wave, so he was in a hurry at the moment.
"I only said that there was a conflict with my personality, but I didn't say that I couldn't go? Besides, I reluctantly accepted your deposit because I had a good heart, and it was strange that you jumped in front of outsiders like this and didn't scare people to death! Okay, isn't it just pretending to be B? I can't go! But you'll have to help out! Don't blame me! ”
"Don't worry, I'm here, no problem!" After speaking, the mobile phone suddenly burst out with a cluster of white light, Wang Zhengyu only felt that his eyes were flickered, and then countless knowledge about Chinese medicine rushed into his mind like a rising tide, and his head was in sharp pain as if it had been torn.
"Ahh As soon as Wang Zhengyu screamed from the pain, the sudden pain in his head suddenly relieved, and a systematic knowledge structure of Chinese medicine began to flash in his mind.
"That's a quick way to learn! Got that, I'll be able to win the ring tomorrow? Wang Zhengyu covered his head and said in a muffled voice.
"Of course not, according to tomorrow's schedule, it is to prove that Chinese medicine can use guò to determine whether a woman is pregnant. It's a job that requires experience. Giving you this knowledge is just so that you won't show your feet in front of those old Chinese medicine doctors. Tianshu said disdainfully.
"I wonder why Guiguzi is not famous for his medical skills!" Wang Zhengyu, who felt bored, changed the topic.
"A doctor is benevolent, not everyone can be a good doctor with the mentality of a doctor. What's more, the one who was worried about the world back then, and his main energy was focused on the general trend of the world, so he studied the art of war, vertical and horizontal, strategy, and yin and yang to calculate the general trend of the world, where did he still have the energy to study medicine? ”
Tianshu said sarcastically, and continued after speaking: "Similarly, you are not suitable for studying medicine!" How can you be a good doctor if you don't even want to be a pure good person? A purely good person is not necessarily a good doctor, but a good doctor must first be a pure good person! Do you know why the conflict between doctors and patients is so prominent now? The institutional relationship discussed on the Internet is one thing, and more importantly, the values of society make there fewer and fewer purely good people, so of course there are fewer good doctors! ”
An alien intelligent life wantonly mocked the status quo in China, which made Wang Zhengyu a little uncomfortable, but he couldn't refute it. This made Wang Zhengyu very annoyed, and finally could only end the conversation depressedly, "Then so be it!" I'll go out first! ”
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At this time, outside the airport, Huo Guangbo had already pretended to be watching the excitement and gathered around a group of old Chinese medicine doctors, and seriously accosted the old Chinese medicine doctors who were looking anxiously at the airport: "I said, this old gentleman, this banner you hung is a little inappropriate!" ”
"Huh?" The old Chinese medicine doctor looked sideways at the young descendant who didn't know when he jumped behind him with a suspicious face.
"I won't tell you, I am the thirteenth generation of the Jiang Xiang faction who shook the north and south of the river with the name of divination, I saw this banner you hung, and suddenly felt that it was inappropriate, and temporarily helped you calculate a hexagram, now your banner, I'm afraid it will offend the master!" Huo Guangbo made a look of a master, and said in a chattering voice.
"Go, go, kids, play!" The old Chinese medicine doctor beside Huo Guangbo glared at Huo Guangbo, who was babbling nonsense, and said impatiently.
"Hey, I kindly instructed you, but you still don't appreciate it, it's just that so many of you have wasted my kindness!" Huo Guangbo's face is out-of-the-world.
The old Chinese medicine doctor was too lazy to pay attention to Huo Guangbo, and a middle-aged man in his forties behind the old Chinese medicine doctor was probably bored waiting, and then said: "Oh? Then this little gentleman, you might as well tell me what's wrong with our banner? ”
Huo Guangbo is afraid that no one will pay attention, someone will talk to him, and this goods will come to the ground immediately, "The banner is good anywhere, it's just one more word!" ”
"One word can offend Mr. Wang? Dare to ask which word is more? The middle-aged man in his forties continued to ask.
"Okay, Doctor Liu, what are you really comparing yourself to this child?" The old Chinese medicine doctor was impatient.
"Doctor Zhang, Mr. Wang hasn't come here anyway, so it's okay to wait and listen!" Dr. Liu said with a smile.
"yes, listen to it, the facts will be verified in no time, right?" Huo Guangbo also said beside him: "Actually, you made a mistake when you arrived at the banner, so you shouldn't add an old word, according to my hexagram, the one you are waiting for should be about the same age as me, and it will definitely not be over twenty-five years old!" So, it's ridiculous for you to add an old word! ”
"Haha......"
As soon as Huo Guangbo's words came out, a group of people laughed.
"I said, what are you laughing at? Don't you believe my hanging? ”
"Kids, go play elsewhere! This old Mr. Wang could never be a young man in his twenties! ”
"Why, you don't believe me?" Huo Guangbo finally said very seriously, "Or, let's make a bet!" ”
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