Chapter 0399 - Mistaken Quantity Due to Fear
Xiao Xingchen looked directly south of the ski, down two meters, ready to excavate.
He carefully hung the brown bag on his left wrist that he had slept on for the past few days, and hung it on the branch on his left. Then, pick up a small shovel, scratch off the floating snow on the ground, and pick up the gravel and loess with a small shovel.
He was really worried that a big rock would appear in front of him, and if that happened, it would be over! Fortunately, there were no oversized stones, only about 300 catties at most, and he lifted the stones down the mountain one by one.
In a few moments, he took off his coat, threw down his hat, and waved his shovel to remove the loess and remove the stones.
The more he dried, the shovel became the most powerful tool in the world, it was about to catch up with the excavator, dozens of cubic meters of rocks and soil, by his shovel instantly swung down the hillside.
His hand became the most powerful tool in the world, and it was about to catch up with the big crane, and one by one he lifted the huge stones and threw them down the hill.
It's a shame that the phone is out of battery! Feng Yao thought sadly! If you take a picture of this scene and post it on the Internet, then tens of millions of fingers will instantly click on the mobile phone screen, what a moving scene it would be!
These hands that click on the mobile phone screen, there are vicissitudes of life, immature hands, rough hands, white hands, black hands, white hands, yellow hands, thousands of hands are dotting! Whew~~~
Although Xiaoxue is not as rich as Feng Yao's imagination, she sees that Brother Xiao is so powerful, and she thinks: There should be no more powerful man in the world! So is his bottom mighty or not? Thinking of this, Xiaoxue's face flushed.
"Knock knock!" When Xiao Xingchen heard this voice, he was stunned for a moment: On this hillside, there is a real sound of rattling, how can there be such an empty sound?
He opened his eyes wide and looked at the small shovel: Could it be that this snow lotus is down here?
He used a small shovel to gently remove the loess, which was covered with flat wood.
He dropped the shovel, could no longer suppress the excitement in his heart, and the suffering of these days finally had a preliminary result: he lay on the plank, tears pouring down like rain.
"Xiao Xingchen, you have taken the Good Fate Pill, it's time for you to take the medicine!" Feng Yao looked at his strange expression, and his heart was already being pulled around by his small shovel, torn and twisted.
This time, although Feng Yao used a dialect, Xiaoxue understood!
Xiao Xingchen kept in mind the teaching of his virtual wife Mary: You can't put the crime of assassinating your second son on Feng Yao's head. That would be unfair to Feng Yao! Because his second son was stretching his whole body at this time, he really realized that the second son was hanging happily and peacefully on his crotch.
He smiled apologetically at Feng Yao, then took out the brown bag from the bag hanging on the tree on the left, took out the medicine of the Brain Wave Medicine Emperor, stuffed one in his mouth, and swallowed it.
“…… Xiao Xingchen, can you give me your medicine, and I will take it for you when the time comes? Feng Yao saw his warm smiling face, and felt a spring breeze drifting over her face, so she asked with concern.
"No!" Xiao Xingchen suddenly dulled his eyes and roared.
Feng Yao and Xiaoxue were so frightened that they hugged each other.
Xiao Xingchen knew that he was out of shape, so he put the bag back on his left wrist. Holding a small shovel, he looked at the flat, somewhat blackened plank.
“…… Brother Xiao, why were you so excited just now? Xiaoxue plucked up her courage and asked.
"Girl, it's like this......" Xiao Xingchen felt that it was necessary to explain to them. Because there are many kinds of medicines here: there are brain wave medicine emperors, five visceral medicine emperors, five limb medicine emperors, and five senses medicine emperors; There are also drugs that cause pain and itching, and there are antidotes that cause pain and itching.
However, these are their own secrets, and there is no need to tell them this, as long as they know that this medicine will deceive people if it is not done well!
"Brother Xiao, you say!" Xiaoxue was still hugging Feng Yao, and she still asked nervously.
"There are many kinds of medicines that I make zuò! Only one is relatively mature, and the others, after people get wet, will be quite dangerous! If a girl takes it by mistake, she will grow multiple tits in a row, like a dog and a pig......"
"Ah~~~" Xiaoxue suddenly felt that her chest was bulging, which was caused by taking Brother Xiao's medicine just now. “…… Brother Xiao, you didn't let me take the wrong medicine just now, did you? How do I feel my chest agitating? ”
"Uh~~~" Xiao Xingchen felt that his lie was too big, which caused discomfort to other girls. "You let Feng Yao take a look, I'll turn around!"
In a panic, Feng Yao rubbed his hands, heheed on his hands, and then stretched into Xiaoxue's arms. She touched it to the left side, and sure enough, there was a tit that was neither soft nor hard, and she hurriedly touched it to the right side, and sure enough, there was another tit that was not soft or hard!
Feng Yao burst into tears in an instant, such a good girl was ruined by Xiao Xingchen like this!
"Sister Feng Yao, what's wrong? Woo~~~" Xiaoxue can guess without asking, Xiao Xingchen is in a state of hallucination, and he must have taken the wrong medicine, so let himself take the medicine with so many tits! She wanted to touch herself, but she didn't dare to touch it.
"Woo~~~" Feng Yao touched herself, and she was the same as Xiaoxue, she also cried bitterly: This is like a pig with tits, how will I see people in the future? Looking for a partner with such tits, who would dare to ask for it? Whew~~~
"Woo~~~ Brother Xiao, you have hurt me and Sister Feng Yao! Woo~~~" Xiaoxue remembered the rows of tits, and she couldn't help crying anymore!
"Don't cry!" Xiao Xingchen didn't dare to turn his head. He clearly remembered that it was the Brainwave Medicine Emperor who he gave them.
There are at least six pills that will help them completely! The antidote to brain waves, five organs, five limbs, five senses, pain and itching is completely harmless to them and beneficial. Even if you take the wrong medicine, it won't hurt them.
If you take the wrong medicine, let them take the medicine that causes pain and itching, and they will have an antidote!
Therefore, the crying of the two of them is completely unreasonable!
"Brother Xiao, you see that we have so many tits, how can we meet people? Woo~~~" Xiaoxue cried bitterly.
"Impossible!" Xiao Xingchen said firmly with his back to his back. At this time, the Brainwave Medicine Emperor had fully worked, and he was completely conscious.
"Xiao Xingchen, hurry up and treat us! We don't care about being shy! You're fast...... Xiao Xingchen, I believe in you, you have a complete way! Woo~~~" Feng Yao also cried bitterly.
“……”
Xiao Xingchen heard Xiaoxue say that he had grown so many tits, and he resolutely didn't believe it! When Feng Yao said this again, he began to wonder: Could it be true? He's starting to believe the story of three people like tigers! If another girl said the same, he would have to believe it!
"Xiao Xingchen, you have an opinion about me, you hurt me, I just need to know why you hurt me...... But, why do you want to hurt Xiaoxue? Woo~~~" Feng Yao beat his chest and cried.
“…… Would you like to touch it again? See how many tits are there at the bottom? Xiao Xingchen asked suspiciously. If one of them doesn't say that they have eight tits, they have four tits, and they have to resolutely treat them!
"Woo~~~ Brother Xiao, I have two here!" Xiao Xue saw that Xiao Xingchen hadn't turned his head yet, and she didn't mean to treat herself. Therefore, he touched himself, and then cried out in pain.
"Woo~~~ Xiao Xingchen, what kind of grudge do I have with you, you say, why do you want to hurt me? Whoop~~~" Feng Yao shouted bitterly.
"You don't shout, you just sue me, how many tits do you have?" Xiao Xingchen didn't expect that when he was digging Snow Lotus, he would fork such a! Who did you hurt?
"Woo~~~ I also have two here!" Feng Yao touched it and shouted bitterly.
", shouldn't you have it? It's just me, a man, and two small tits, shouldn't you have it? "Xiao Xingchen really wants to scold the two of them for being stupid! Now that he is sober, if he is hallucinating Yan zhòng, he will definitely scold them like this.
The crying stopped!
First of all, Xiaoxue let out a "Gege" laugh; Then, Feng Yao also let out a "Gege" laugh.
The two of them happily realized that they were two before, and they are still two, and they have not increased or decreased by taking Xiao Xingchen's medicine.
"Gege~~~"
"Gege~~~"
"What the hell are you 'out of character'? If you 'Gege' is going to lay eggs! Xiao Xingchen knew that they were wrong and didn't admit it in time, but he was out of character there!
Xiao Xingchen also hated himself a little for being indecisive! If only they had asked themselves to check their tits, they would have been happy! Then, a few golden tits of the two of them will be completely touched comfortably by their own hands!
"Brother Xiao, you still call me a daughter, how can you say that about a girl?" Xiaoxue said with a shy face like a sunset.
The problem about a few tits has finally been solved!
Xiao Xingchen put on a leather jacket, sat on a rock, took out a cigar and smoked. He's thinking about his next move!
"Brother Xiao, how do you think there is a snow lotus underground?" Xiaoxue's question about the number of tits just now misunderstood Xiao Xingchen, so she squatted beside him at this time and asked shyly.
Xiao Xingchen couldn't help but be angry: just misunderstand himself, or shout at Brother Xiao.
"Brother Xiao, let's dissipate your anger! Yes? Xiaoxue shook his arm and said.
Xiao Xingchen looked at her and smiled, expressing his magnanimity: I really shouldn't be like these girls!
"Brother Xiao, snow lotus grows on topsoil, it is not ginseng, it is not sweet potatoes and peanuts, it will not grow underground...... Brother Xiao, don't bother, okay? Xiaoxue continued to shake his arm and said.
"Girl, if I can dig up the snow lotus, can you call me Dad?"
"I have a dad!"
"You have both a policeman's dad and a doctor's dad, it's not a contradiction! Have you ever watched an old movie? Isn't Wang Fang an old revolutionary father and an old worker's father? ”
"Brother Xiao, you don't see how old you are, you just want to be someone's dad and dad all day long!" Xiaoxue pouted and said.
"I'll ask you again, if I can dig out the snow lotus, you can call me Dad, this is my bet with you, do you dare to bet?" Xiao Xingchen remembered that he had made bets over the years, and every time he ended in victory, he asked confidently.
"If there is no snow lotus below, then you call me aunt?" Xiao Xue glanced at Feng Yao with a smile and asked Xiao Xingchen.