Chapter 10 This Inspirational Chicken Soup Is Poisonous
In the next two days, Zhou Yao followed the advice of the senior named Wang Jianguo, and did not directly read those "classics".
Part of the reason is because of Zhou Yao's 996 blessing work - on Thursday suddenly received a new notice, Party A suddenly asked to speed up the progress of a product, and hoped to add a new data statistics module algorithm, and the main department responsible for this project is Zhou Yao's technical department 3, and Zhou Yao is a veritable department tool man.
Originally, according to the agreement, it was not allowed to add conditions halfway -
The company originally wanted to refuse.
But the money they give is too much.
Anyway, it is the company that takes the money, but it is the employees who work hard - Zhou Yao worked overtime at the company on Thursday night, while scolding the essence of capitalism for squeezing labor.
Another part of the reason is very simple - looking at the names of these classics, Zhou Yao has no desire to read them at all-
What "Eye Exercise Upgrade", what "Military Gymnastics Strengthened Version", and what "The Ninth Set of Radio Gymnastics Extension", one by one, brought Zhou Yao back to the bleak years of junior high and high school when he "deducted points when he opened his eyes" and "kept a posture for fifteen minutes and was not allowed to move".
There is also a book of "How I Successfully Broke Through the Jindan Period", which is simply the standard template for the chicken soup essay of successful people - in Zhou Yao's opinion, it is to change a person's name and event, and nothing else needs to be changed, it is placed there as it is, which is the inspirational biography of every successful person.
Is this what was written with that rainbow fart generator?
Zhou Yao cleaned up the kitchen and the room where Wang Jianguo's predecessor slept at eleven o'clock on Wednesday night, took out this Xiuzhen chicken soup and began to read, and he didn't wake up after five minutes.
He didn't even feel Su Youdie's feet on his face.
After Zhou Yao woke up refreshed in the morning, he began to wonder if this was a magic weapon given to him by Senior Wang.
In addition, Zhou Yao gradually began to face questions about Su Youdie's life.
First of all, there is the trouble with food - Zhou Yao can guarantee that only Su Youdie's breakfast is served, and at noon Zhou Yao is sure to stay in the company to deal with work, and at night, there is a probability that he will stay and work overtime. The easiest way is to buy a bunch of instant noodles and instant hot food and put them at home for Su Youdie to dispose of by herself, but Zhou Yao really didn't feel at ease to let Su Youdie fiddle with dangerous items such as natural gas and hot water, and took a step back and said, these foods are too unnutritious, and Zhou Yao still doesn't know if the Daxian in his own house is a child who is twelve or thirteen years old and is growing.
In fact, if Zhou Yao's heart is a little darker, he can completely ignore this great immortal.
After all, according to the setting of this unknown Taixu Immortal, skipping meals will not bring any actual negative effects, at most it will produce constant hunger.
It's just that the torture of conscience will make Zhou Yao continue to lose his san.
In the end, Zhou Yao chose the way of remote control ordering takeout - when the time came, Zhou Yao used his mobile phone to help Su Youdie order, and then asked the takeaway brother to deliver the food to the door.
The second is the matter of resting at night.
Su Youdie, a self-proclaimed cultivator immortal of the Eight Desolations and Liuhe, the Solips, the Heaven and Earth Dao Enlightenment, the Holy Lord of the Ruins, and the Taixu Immortal————
Afraid of the dark.
Don't dare to sleep alone.
Although this setting made Zhou Yao feel ashamed.
But this is indeed an objective thing.
So in the past two nights, Zhou Yao made a piece of land out of his bed to let Su Youdie rest, but this was just an expedient measure———— this great immortal's sleeping position was really too presumptuous.
On Thursday night, Zhou Yao witnessed Su Youdie's children, and said that he meditated and cultivated immortals to feel the aura of heaven and earth, and then in less than half an hour, he returned to the prototype from the appearance of meditation, leaned back and slept soundly - Zhou Yao had to get out of bed and cover the quilt for her. After that, from midnight to dawn, he kept enjoying Su Youdie's "invincible chain feet" and the magic power of "returning to the sky" - this guy's sleeping appearance can be called unpredictable like a dragon seeing the beginning and not seeing the end - using fists and feet together, up and down, there is no way to predict it.
When she woke up in the morning, Su Youdie looked at Zhou Yao, who had big dark circles under her eyes, with her standard innocent expression, and asked him what he had for breakfast.
If this continues, it is estimated that he has not taken a few steps on the so-called Xiuzhen Road, and his longevity will be exhausted in advance.
In addition, he was lying on a bed with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl who was not related by blood, and everyone looked like an alchemist.
For this problem, Zhou Yao's solution is to wait until the end of the weekend work to go to the nearest mall, and buy a folding bed to redeem himself while picking out a few modern clothes for Su Youdie.
The last point, which is also Zhou Yao's biggest headache - is Su Youdie's lack of modern common sense that can be called the level of collapse.
At the beginning of Su Youdie's first night of forcibly staying in his house and sweeping, Zhou Yao realized that this great immortal basically had no concept of the operating system of modern society - except for seeing some scientific and technological inventions about modern society from the inexplicable immortal book of Wanlu Tiandian (which is also understood as all kinds of immortal arts), Su Youdie didn't even know what year it was and what the money was used for.
Not to mention the traffic rules and going shopping at the mall.
It should be tied to this great immortal for a long time in the future.
This is one of the few clear inferences that Zhou Yao can make now.
In other words, in order to ensure that his future life can be slightly on the right track, or at least to ensure that he can get the guarantee of life safety, Zhou Yao feels that he needs to popularize some bad street life common sense with her.
But this kind of thing can't be solved overnight - this is not a small job to fill the gap, to popularize common sense to Daxian, it is simply Jingwei reclamation.
But all in all, everything is going in a good direction!!
That's right!That's it!!
Zhou Yao cheered himself up and said.
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It's obviously going in an uncontrollable direction.
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So what else can be done.
I broke my teeth and swallowed it in my stomach.
I really can't go back on this.
Even cultivators like Wang Jianguo's predecessors made a request to themselves, and at that time, they swore and nodded their promises, and received the classics, and even gave themselves half a pack of soft Chinese cigarettes, and it was too late for him to regret it at this time.
On Friday night, Zhou Yao looked at the few books stacked on the table in the living room, and then looked at the chicken soup Xiuzhen's inspirational masterpiece "How I Successfully Broke Through the Jindan Period" in his arms, and then looked at Su Youdie, who was sitting on the sofa happily watching TV, and finally his eyes fell on the bear infested playing on the LCD TV screen, looking up to the sky and sighing.
The future is worrying.
Comrade Zhou Yao, who has always been very clear about his life plan, doubted his future life for the first time.
Never mind.
At least for now, there is good news.
That is, Zhou Yao embarked on the road of cultivation.
Although it doesn't seem very reliable.
But at least my hair, which may be thinning because of good fortune, has a chance to rejuvenate.
Now, on the night of ending work on this Friday, Zhou Yao is about to step into the door of the path of cultivation-
And the first challenge of Xiuzhen is to finish reading this book "How I Successfully Broke Through the Jindan Period".
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Ah.
Pain in the skull.
Zhou Yaoguang looked at the cover of the book - a middle-aged uncle who looked pot-bellied and hugged his arms and showed the smile of a successful person - he had no desire to open it.
The key is that this uncle is still wearing a suit!!
Isn't Xiuzhen a characteristic of your own country, no matter how bad it is, it's also an oriental cultural style!
The few elements of cultivation on the cover are still the tripod behind the uncle.
Take a closer look and ** is P up!
This Xiuzhen inspirational chicken soup is poisonous!
This is designed by a ghost publishing house, and in the future, if he has a writer's enemy, he will definitely recommend him to publish his works there.
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Never mind.
Zhou Yao reluctantly opened it after hesitating for a long time-
I can't help it if I don't look at it, I don't even know a hair.
Zhou Yao's understanding of Xiuzhen is still in the stage of simple traditional rural culture such as Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor.
What is the foundation building period and what is the Jindan period, in Zhou Yao's eyes now, there is no difference from the super evolution of the Sail Elves.
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Zhou Yao went from half past seven in the evening to half past ten, and finally finished reading this ghost book full of clichés and inspirational words.
Zhou Yao was a little broken-
**There is no nutritious thing at all!!
Not a single word about the cultivation system is !!
No!!!
All** is a fake empty inspirational quotes!!
The last part is still an advertisement for the author's repair supplies company!!
The advertisement is also written in the same style as the old Chinese medicine treatment cowhide fresh pasted on the roadside telephone pole!!
Wouldn't it be like a fool to delay yourself for three hours to look at this thing that has lost your hair and lost your hair!!
Zhou Yao held the book high and was about to throw it on the ground to vent his anger - Yu Guang saw Su Youdie sitting on the sofa, at this moment, she had fallen asleep unconsciously, leaning on the sofa softly, breathing carefully and evenly.
Good luck with your dog book.
Zhou Yao threw the book on the sofa, walked over, gently picked up Su Youdie, and carried her back to the bedroom.
I'm still a child.
Tonight, when Zhou Yao explained to Su Youdie that he was going to learn the knowledge of cultivation in the past two days, Daxian unexpectedly cooperated and did not disturb him.
"Is it true······· Well," Su Youdie nodded thoughtfully at that time: "This is the right thing, if you are distracted, you will go crazy, Zhou Yao, you have to be careful, if you need my help, you can call me, after all, this immortal is still very powerful." Then she walked to the couch alone with the remote control and watched TV.
At that time, Zhou Yao was only shocked by Su Youdie's remarks that did not conform to her character setting.
By the way, he complained that his work was also serious.
Now it seems that Su Youdie is indeed quite sensible today.
Could it be that she is the kind of well-behaved and sensible character who is not familiar with the world, but is intermittent?
(Of course, the biggest possibility is that most of the disasters of Daxian Chuang are due to the common sense of her lethal level)
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Good night.
Good night's sleep.
It's better not to kick yourself while sleeping.
Zhou Yao covered Su Youdie with a quilt, closed the curtains, walked out of the bedroom, and slowly closed the bedroom door.
Well?
What is this-
Zhou Yao picked up the Xiuzhen chicken soup that was thrown on the sofa?
Compact disc.
The golden-red one, wrapped in plastic wrap, blends perfectly with the color of the book.
Glued to the crust of the last page.
There are seven big characters clearly engraved on it -
Beginner's Cultivation Tutorial.
I saw it in vain before co-authoring, and this thing is what I need.
Zhou Yao picked it up and saw a line of small blue words in the lower right corner - sponsored by Jindanli Xiuzhen Products Co., Ltd.
If you look closely, the lower right corner of the lower right corner is engraved with several white ultra-small characters that are almost indistinguishable like rice grains-
Gifts.
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Are all immortal cultivators so poor!
Then we can not be poor in education!
Zhou Yao took a deep breath and looked at the clock at home—the hour hand had already pointed to ten forty-five.
Great, I'm going to stay up late again tonight.