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Matsubara Yokoken, like most Japanese, is cheap.

He has a habit of reading morning newspapers, and he felt very unhappy when he saw that Miss Yamamoto eliminated hundreds of Japanese teenagers who came to apply for the job, and unexpectedly chose a Chinese student as a companion to read the news.

There were many fanatical nationalists among the Japanese youth who were hostile to the Chinese state, and he was such a person.

And Yamamoto Momoe is the student he is about to tutor, and Matsubara Yokoken feels responsible for guiding this wayward female student, and by the way, humiliating that Huaxia Guo's companion.

To this end, he carefully prepared a lot of difficult problems.

When Yamamoto Baihui sat down at the desk, the Huaxia student sat next to her, and Matsubara Hengjian frowned and said, "Baihui-san, do you really think it is necessary to ask for accompaniment?" Is this a lack of confidence in one's ability to learn or doubts about the teacher's ability? ”

"Teacher, you're thinking too much." Momoe Yamamoto looked at him in surprise.

"However, I think you have an extra reading companion, which will affect your learning. Therefore, the teacher formally asks you to dismiss this escort student. ”

Yamamoto Baihui is a very proud person, except for when he was studying in Brunei Middle School, he made compromises in order to find out Zhao Rose, and he was obedient to Gu Chenyi, and he never gave a good face to others.

She made a small face and said, "This is my personal matter, and it has nothing to do with Mr. Matsubara." ”

When Matsubara Hengjian saw her say that she had a flat face, his facial muscles couldn't help twitching a few times, and said, "Then I'll ask your companion a few questions and test his physics knowledge, okay?" ”

Yamamoto Momoe also wanted to know more about this companion, and his pretty eyes moved to "Matsushita Zhong" and said, "Please." ”

Matsubara Hengjian straightened his chest, squinted at Gu Chenyi and asked, "Matsushita-san, Newton got enlightenment from an apple falling to the ground, showing the gravitational pull of the earth. From this, the first cosmic degree was derived, which laid the foundation for mankind to go to space. What else can you learn about physics from the apple falling to the ground? ”

it! Do you really think of yourself as a green onion?

Gu Chenyi rolled his eyes.

He was Yamamoto Momoe's companion, and he wasn't a very cheap student of Matsubara. So he decided to ignore him, turned his face to Yamamoto Baihui and said, "It's a pity that I was born a few years late. If he had been born a few years before Newton, or if he had been his contemporary, there would have been nothing wrong with Newton. ”

Yamamoto Baihui opened his mouth wide, feeling that the lazy and self-righteous virtue of "Matsushita Zhong" was very similar to Gu Chenyi, what happened to him a few years earlier? Is the law of gravity your own?

Matsubara Yokoken couldn't help it, slammed the table, and shouted, "Yaga! Are you better than Newton? It's so self-righteous! ”

Gu Chenyi asked calmly: "Baihui, have I ever said this?" ”

"Nope."

Matsubara was angry and asked, "Then what do you mean?" ”

Gu Chenyi shrugged. He said solemnly: "If I had been a contemporary of Newton and had eaten all the apples he had passed by, what would have happened to him?" Cut! ”

Yamamoto Momoe laughed coquettishly and said, "Matsushita-san, you steal apples and are very good at climbing trees?" ”

How could it not? Every tree in your house has my footprints on the tops.

Gu Chenyi replied seriously: "Baihui, in order to reduce the learning pressure of students all over the world, I will practice climbing trees since I was a child, if I don't learn any laws of gravity." ”

A girl of Yamamoto Momoe's age likes Gu Chenyi's character the most. Trick the teacher, how exciting!

He happily said, "I have a lot of big trees in my house, you can go and practice." ”

"Climb your tree? Will someone throw my ass with a turn? ”

Momoe Yamamoto smiled, "I don't throw bricks." The possibility of throwing a bullet is not small. ”

Matsubara Hengjian was so angry that he was laughing at the laughter of no one next to them, and said angrily: "Matsushita Zhong, please go out!" ”

Gu Chenyi glanced at Songyuan with interest and said, "Teacher Songyuan is really cheap!" Know who I am? The eldest lady's companion reading, that is, where the eldest lady reads, I will accompany the reading. Do you want to drive Baihui away? I didn't dare to open my mouth because of the high fees charged by her family, and pretended to drive me away, but in fact, I didn't have any other intentions."

Turning his face to Yamamoto Baihui, he said, "Baihui-san." He was referring to Sang and scolding Huai, clearly driving me away. In fact, it is the most despicable and shameless against you. Let's go. ”

Momoe Yamamoto pretended to sort out his schoolbag and said, "Since Matsubara-sensei doesn't want to teach, let's go." ”

Matsubara Yokoken is in a hurry!

Giving a lesson to the eldest lady of the Yamamoto family, it is a very face-saving thing to say it; In turn, if the eldest lady of the Yamamoto family fires the teacher in the first class, his prestige will plummet.

Busy said: "Baihui-san, I didn't mean that, I just targeted Panasonic-san." ”

Yamamoto Momoe said dissatisfiedly: "Matsubara-sensei, Matsushita is my companion, and asking him to go is asking me to go, don't you know?" ”

Matsubara Hengjian was stunned, bowed his head and admitted his mistake, "I'm sorry, I take back what I just said." ”

Aggrieved!

But Gu Chenyi was not finished, and muttered: "Baihui, if you are charged on time for making up classes?" Teacher Songyuan is grinding, and he hasn't given you a lesson after half an hour, so he's suspected of commercial fraud! At least two short catties. How can this be the case? ”

Matsubara Hengjian's facial muscles twitched again, and he was ridiculed by a student like this, especially if this student was still Chinese, this feeling made him extremely uncomfortable, but in front of Yamamoto Baihui, he could only hold it in his heart, and said hatefully: "The missing half-hour class can be extended to make up for it." ”

Momoe Yamamoto immediately said, "I'm sorry teacher, my time is strictly according to the plan. There are still many arrangements for make-up classes, which cannot be changed. ”

"That is, how precious is the eldest lady's time? Is it comparable to someone like you who is so idle? No words, fines! ”

Matsubara Yokoken reluctantly said, "The salary for a two-hour class is 100,000 yen, and I will give you 25,000 yen." ”

Gu Chenyi said: "Do you understand the fake one penalty and ten punishments? 250,000 yen, not a single cent. ”

Matsubara Hengjian jumped up: "Yaga? Do you want me to pay 250,000 yen? ”

Yamamoto Baihui couldn't help but say: "Forget it, don't lose the money." ”

"No, Baihui-san, do you think he looks like he admits his mistakes?" Then he whispered, "Take his money, and I'll buy you a gift." ”

Momoe Yamamoto is still hesitating.

Gu Chenyi, who goes by the pseudonym "Matsushita Zhong", said: "I represent your former tablemate...... Gu Chenyi bought you a gift. ”

Yamamoto's eyes lit up and asked, "Is that 250,000 enough?" If it's not enough, let him pay more. ”

Matsubara Yokoken sat across from the two of them. Sitting on a round stool without a backrest, he took a sharp turn at this time and listened to the meaning of Miss Yamamoto's words. Two hundred and fifty thousand is not enough, and when I was excited, I fell to the sky.

Gu Chenyi smiled: "See? Matsubara-sensei was excited. ”

Momoe Yamamoto kicked Gu Chenyi. pursed his lips and smiled: "Matsushita-kun, you are so bad." ”

Songyuan Hengjian got up from the ground, his fingers trembled, and he pointed at Gu Chenyi and said, "You, you ......"

Gu Chenyi said: "If you don't agree, the eldest lady will definitely fire you squid, there will be new content in the newspaper tomorrow, and Miss Yamamoto fired the tutor Matsubara Hengjian in the first class." According to analysis, the reason why Mr. Matsubara was fired was that he was cheap. ”

Matsubara Hengjian's face turned pale with anger, but after thinking about it carefully, this possibility was really big, so he had to say weakly: "Forget it, I agree with your conditions." ”

Gu Chenyi reminded "kindly": "If you agree, hurry up and get the money!" If you delay any longer, you won't make up for the loss of half an hour...... Time is money! ”

Matsubara Hengjian was so frightened that he quickly stood up, rushed to the room, took out the money, and said, "This is to make up for the cost of my missed class." Please accept it. ”

Gu Chenyi put away the money with a big grin and said, "Very good, hurry up and give the eldest lady a lesson." ”

Momoe Yamamoto was greatly impressed. He whispered, "Can you do this every day in the future?" You pretend to talk to him, and I make him lose money. ”

Matsubara Hengjian stumbled, almost fell again, and suddenly made up his mind in his heart, as soon as he saw the two of them coming in in the future, he immediately gave a lecture, and the greetings or anything were waived, these two people were too pitiful! If you come like this every day, the house will not be enough to sell in two months!

Such. After the class, Momoe Yamamoto excitedly said goodbye to the teacher. The housekeeper of the Yamamoto family came in to thank him. Asked, "Mr. Matsubara, you're bothered!" How is the eldest lady doing in class? Mr. Kiyoo Yamamoto took care of me and asked me to learn about each class. ”

Matsubara knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach. The smile was more ugly than crying, and he said, "Very good, very good, eldest lady...... Very talented. ”

The very talented eldest lady was asking expectantly at this time, "Matsushita-kun, what gift are you going to give me?" ”

"This ......" made up an excuse to fool her before, but I didn't expect her to take it seriously. You have to ask, "What do your table mates like most about you?" ”

Momoe Yamamoto tilted his head and began to think...... She actually looks pure, still with a hint of Lori temperament, although she doesn't have the kind of style of a mature woman, but if she lets the veteran in the flowers see it, her eyes will shine.

But in the eyes of Gu Chenyi, who knows the roots, this woman tilts her head and thinks about her heart, just like the snake spirit in the cartoon "Gourd Baby", insidious and vicious...... is the master who silently closes the hatch and throws grenades.

Moreover, this snake spirit also has a disease, called snake spirit disease, in the middle of the night, the third watch hides in the bed to play yy, and she is still her YY object, shuddering!

She finally thought about what she wanted, and said, "In this way, buy me a rag doll, and ask for a man, the same size as a real person...... Hee-hee, I can sleep with him, and when I'm angry, I can hit him and scold him, or poke him in the eye with a needle. ”

Gu Chenyi couldn't help but shudder, his hair stood up, it was really a snake spirit disease!

Hurriedly said: "No, I think it's better to buy something else...... For example, game consoles? ”

"No, it's a little kid's stuff, let me think again...... My table mate is lewd and lustful, and if he gives me something in his temper, he will give me a whole set of underwear and underwear, right! Just buy underwear and underwear, buy a few more sets, I can change them. ”

Gu Chenyi: "......"

"Matsushita-kun, you say, if I appeared in front of him wearing only underwear and underwear, how would he react? Will it push me straight away~ down? ”

Phew!

Lao Tzu doesn't have such a good appetite!

Lao Tzu is here to send you to the end, don't expect to kill you first......

[Thank you Su Moming, the glorious charter, the pig who braves the world, Dongdong 112233, Jian Pin, a few Fenghua rewards, monthly ticket support, special thanks to Cat Mao Panda for voting 5 monthly passes. ] (To be continued)

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