Five minutes of commercial time passed, and the audience in front of the television saw a newsconference-like scene appear on stage. A simple rostrum made up of a patchwork of several tables, with a red background wall cloth behind it, on which are written a few lines of yellow letters-

"Report the Boss" press conference

Director: Liu Zimo

Producers: Yi Zhenxing, Zhuang Xiaodie

Starring: Wang Xu, Liu Zimo, Xiao Ai, Zhang Benyu, Zhao Xiaolan, Kong Lianshun, Kodak.

Screenwriters: Wang Xu, Yi Zhenxing, Liu Zimo, Supreme Jade, Bai Ke

Only Zhuang Xiaodie, the financial supervisor, did not appear in the list, and the other ten people were all seated on the rostrum. What makes people laugh is that in addition to Wang Han, the four brothers of Tiantian, the editor and director of the column group and several enthusiastic viewers all pretended to be reporters and sat in front of the rostrum, holding the microphone one by one, with very bright expressions and fake smiles.

"In front of the TV and all the dear viewers and friends on the scene, hello everyone, you are still watching the Shonan Satellite TV entertainment talk show, Xtep "Everyday Upward"!"

After Wang Han's opening remarks, the show officially began, and he served as the master of ceremonies at the press conference, and when he introduced "Report to the Boss" and the cast to the audience, he also stepped off the rostrum, and then sat on the ground and became a reporter.

The audience who watched this scene was happy and thought that such a news conference would be very interesting. At this time, Wang Shou asked Wang Xu the first question: "Wang Dazhui, you are the leading actor and screenwriter, can "Report the Boss" surpass "Never Expected", will it be the same funny?" ”

Wang Xu brought the microphone closer and said with a smile: "Can you dare not say it, everyone has seen that "Report Boss" still uses the original team of Wanwan, and I will answer your answer to reporter friends in one sentence, that is, 'It's still the original formula, or the familiar taste'." ”

"It's still the original formula, it's still a familiar taste" Fans who are familiar with Wang Xu know that the sledgehammer has another classic statement when they hear it, and they have to hurry up and Weibo.

There are already audiences in the audience who have started to Weibo, and at this time, the cold joke environment of Wang Da Hammer and Qian Feng PK, which netizens are looking forward to, has also been staged.

I saw that Qian Feng seized the opportunity to ask a question, and he said loudly: "Wang Xiaoer, I know that you challenged the cold joke Wang Qian shopkeeper on Wei*Bo before, may I ask if you have changed your mind now and want to give up the challenge?" ”

"Hahaha!" Wang Xu laughed arrogantly and half got up, looked down at Qian Feng with his hands on the table, and said arrogantly: "I posted it, Wang Xiaoer, who have been afraid of it for decades, and you don't want to inquire about this reporter, and the neighbors in the area of Xiahe* Street all call me Xiao Ge Wei." You call the money shopkeeper out PK, does he dare? ”

"Ahaha"

Qian Feng suddenly laughed and stood up, turned his head and dragged to the camera: "I am the money shopkeeper, and I have won the champion of fancy cold talk four times in a row!" ”

When the two were talking, an interactive post of Weibo appeared on the big screen, so that all the audience understood what was going on. The audience who goes up every day knows that Qian Feng is very good at telling cold jokes, known as the king of cold scenes, and often makes the guests cold, I don't know what will happen to the PK cold jokes between him and Wang Dazhui?

“ok！” Brother Ou spoke: "Everyone, the audience, you have eyes, the fifth post bar cold joke king PK is about to have the most tragic peak showdown, the red side is a money shopkeeper with brilliant records, and he has won the cold king for four consecutive years." And Lan Fang Wang Xiaoer is not small, and he is known as Xiao Ge Wei on Xiahe Street. Who of the two top masters in the cold joke world can win the fifth cold king? Please don't go away, don't turn the show, and it will be revealed to you right away! ”

Wang Xu took the lead in recruiting: "How did Lin Daiyu die?" ”

Qian Feng: "I fell to my death, because a sister Lin fell from the sky!" ”

Qian Feng made a move: "Two people have fallen into the trap, the dead are called dead people, and what are the living people called?" ”

Wang Xu: "Call for help!" ”

It's so cold, the cold Ou Brother curled up, the cold Wang Han's teeth chattered, and the cold audience laughed and pricked up their ears to listen carefully.

"The battle of the spectators is very fierce, the blue side shows a good combat effectiveness, the red side plays steadily, the first round, the two sides are tied, and the second round begins-"

Wang Xu pulled his hatred first, and squinted at Qian Feng: "Yo, I can't see how much strength you still have, I want to make a big move." ”

"Boy, don't underestimate the wealthy people in the rivers and lakes, what tricks are there."

Wang Xu laughed and offered the Xiao Ming series-

In math class

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I fell out of love, and this incident caused a psychological shadow on me. ”

Teacher: "So what? ”

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I just want you to calculate the area of the shadow part. ”

Seeing blood when the trick came out, Qian Feng was cold, staggered back a step, and then spurted blood and fell to the ground on his back.

"It's so cold!!"

Pastoral, Xiao Wu, Wang Han cold huddle for warmth. At this time, the referee Ou Brother saw Qian Feng fall to the ground and hurriedly gestured: "1o--9--1--Qian control was knocked out." ”

At this time, several other Tiantian brothers all came over with a tacit understanding, bowing their heads around Qian Feng and mourning silently. "Flutter!" Qian Feng laughed to himself.

Wang Xu won the fifth cold king, and he stood up and smug his fists at the audience. At this time, Brother Ou asked a question: "Wang Da Hammer, called the beast, Zimo, can you praise Brother Ou with a sentence?" ”

Called the beast: "Gull~~ Who is the younger brother?" ”

Zimo: "I don't know!" ”

Wang Sledgehammer: "Seems to be the name of a Labrador dog?" ”

Following the control of the money, Brother Ou took his own humiliation and died, the audience watched it straight, and saw that it was becoming more and more funny, Wang Han pulled the topic back, and in order to take care of the other guests, he guided the reporters to interview other actors.

Half an hour later, the press conference was successfully concluded, the reporters were all dispersed, and the Tiantian brothers stood in front of the rostrum.

Wang Xu thought that Brother Han was going to say the curtain call, but suddenly he felt wrong, because Wang Han actually announced that the last environment of the press conference was to send blessings.

"Ask the mysterious guest to send blessings!"

"Is there a mystery guest?"

Wang Xu, call the beast and Zimo, you look at me, I look at you, the appearance of Sledgehammer Mom and Dad is already a surprise, is there still a surprise?

"Wow~~ah~~"

At this time, all of a sudden, the audience backstage cheered, and some of them stood up excitedly. It was the mysterious guest who came out, and Wang Xu looked at the voice of the voice.

Five people came out of a door in the backstage of the audience, in order of He Jiong, Xie Na, Li Weijia, Du Haitao, and Wu Xin.

It's actually the host group of the Happy Camp!!

Although it is said that the Happy Family and the studio hall of Tiantian Upward are next to each other, the audience has not seen the interaction between the two host groups of Tiantian Brothers and the Happy Family, nor have they ever seen each other's programs. Especially Wang Han and He Jiong feel a little bit like the king is not the king, and it is rumored that the two are fighting openly and secretly for the first brother in the stage.

This time the audience was excited!

"Teacher He!!"

Wang Xu shouted, hurriedly rushed off the stage and hugged He Jiong tightly. At this time, the camera gave Wang Xu a close-up, and his eyes were red again.

"Sledgehammer, I wish your new work ratings Changhong!"

"You guy obviously said that he was still in Yanjing?"

"I'm sorry, I lied to you."

He Jiong's smile was very bright, and he could see that he was also excited when he spoke. Wang Xu hammered He Jiong, he was so moved that he couldn't speak, he had to hug again, and then he excitedly hugged Xie Na, Wei Jia and others in turn, and finally he hugged Wang Han and expressed his sincere gratitude to the column group for their intimate arrangement.

This scene even moved the eyes of some of the audience to red, and then in the warm applause of everyone, the happy family went on stage and shook hands with the actors of the "Report" crew one by one, and sent a fruit basket of blessings.

A staff member immediately took the five-finger topic, Xie Na took the microphone, and couldn't wait to say to the audience: "Where is the mother of the sledgehammer?" ”

[Mom * egg, there is a power outage during the day today, and there is still a chapter in the party, but it will be a little later, maybe it will be 11 o'clock. 】

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