Three, one, two, insert your eyes
The second update -
The female demon king woke up, rubbed her eyes, woke up from her deep sleep, and then realized that she was actually dragged out of the bed, and her whole body was seen by Lin Bai, and she was furious and ashamed...... She looks like a slut, but in fact she is a very pure and good girl, how can she be so defiled? If someone treats her like this, it will definitely be broken, but since it is Lin Bai, then the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime is inescapable, and it is a matter of swelling his eyes.
The female demon king stretched out her middle finger and inserted it into Lin Bai's eyes.
Lin Bai raised his palm in front of him, and actually blocked it: "Don't make trouble, I'm not here to insult you, I have something serious to ask you for help." โ
"What serious thing to do is to run in while the king is sleeping? also dragged the king out of the quilt naked, which was obviously ill-intentioned, and he didn't look like he was talking about serious things. The Witch cursed him in shame as she dragged the thin quilt over her body to hide her beautiful figure.
"The monster in the battery factory ran out." Lin Bai hurriedly said: "Cai Da called me and said that some monsters ran into the mountains last night, and this time they are in trouble, in case they mess around in the human world, it will lead to big trouble." I don't know how many monsters have escaped, I don't know where they went, I can't track them, so I have to come to you for help. โ
"I see." The female demon king put away her coquettish angry expression, and her face became solemn: "Indeed, if these guys run around in the human world, they will definitely lead to chaos, and won't this king's happy little life be gone?" โ
The female demon king was very angry, and the consequences were very strict: "Let's hurry up and catch all the monsters who escaped from the factory, he meows, all the chaos for this king, see how this king cleans them up." โ
"Ahem. Don't mess around as soon as you meet, either. Lin Bai frowned and said, "They are usually very well-behaved and obedient, there must be some reason for running out this time, ask first." โ
"Then we have to get out of here." The female demon wanted to jump, but suddenly remembered that she was not dressed yet, so she was wrapped in a thin quilt. "What are you still doing standing here?" Get out quickly, the king is going to get dressed. โ
"Cut, wear it if you want to wear it, I've seen it all, and now it's a fart to cover it." Lin Bai muttered.
The female demon king raised her middle finger and thrust it into Lin Bai's eyes again. Lin Bai waved his palm. Unexpectedly, her two fingers suddenly blurred, as if they were incorporeal, and passed through Lin Bai's palm, and then materialized again, and inserted it into Lin Bai's eyelids with a "poof......
"Oops, my eyes...... You ghost woman. Murder of your own husband! Lin Bai covered his eyes and squatted down.
"Make you proud." The female demon king took advantage of Lin Bai's eyes when she couldn't open them, and hurriedly put on a black leather coat and leather skirt: "Originally, after being blocked by you with a casual insertion, this king has no intention of pursuing it, you still have to sรจ, do you really think this king is easy to bully?" Next time you dare to look at the body of this king, this king will still insert your eyes. โ
"Oh? Just plugging in your eyes? Then I'll keep looking at it next time. Lin Bai said with a smile.
Witch King: "......"
Well, playing hooligan, she is far from Lin Bai's opponent. And it is impossible for her to really do anything cruel and vicious to Lin Bai, inserting his eyes has already made her feel distressed for a long time, and it is even more impossible to shout and kill, being peeked at or insulted by him, then there is really only one way to endure it.
It can be seen that this world is the most solid defense, in fact, it is not an armor or a treasure clothes, but the heart, when he occupies an important position in your mind, you can't release an effective attack on him at all, then he is invincible. The female demon king had nothing to do with him, the dog bit the hedgehog, and there was nowhere to put his mouth. To put it bluntly, if Lin Bai wants to insult her now, put her in a position of eighteen. She really didn't have any effective way to resist except for yelling "don't, no, no" and then running away, and it was impossible for her to use magic to fight him, right? That's absolutely impossible.
I had to recite the incantation indignantly, and not long after, her brows furrowed deeply: "I found them, there are actually 11,435 monsters coming to the human world, fortunately, they did not enter the urban area, but entered the mountainous area, and now they are gathering in a pile in the mountains, if they run into the urban area with many people, they will really stab the same Lou Zi......"
Lin Bai was taken aback: "More than ten thousand?" I rub! Isn't there a Black Dragon City Lord on the other side of the teleportation array to help me guard it? How could it be that more than 10,000 monsters could be released casually? He meowed, hurried over and asked. โ
The female demon king casually opened the portal, and the two jumped in together.
After passing through the portal, I came to the mountains on the outskirts of Shuangqing City, a large piece of green brains was crowded in front of a cave, Lin Bai and the female demon king appeared directly in the sky above these brains, and when they looked down, they were broken...... The monsters have actually killed a lot of people, there are corpses everywhere, and there is a living one, which is being played with by the monsters, a minotaur throws the only living person up, and then the harpy catches it in the sky, and then throws it down, and a few half-orcs catch it again, and throw it to the side, and several demons jump up and catch it...... Are they playing with that person like a ball?
Lin Bai's skull became as big as two, and he shouted, "Stop! โ
When the monsters heard the voice of the Demon King, they immediately stopped, and the poor Mitsui Beast was being thrown into the air, and suddenly the monsters stopped, but no one picked him up, and he fell heavily to the ground, and fell with a pop.
"Two Demon Kings!" The monsters all knelt down, they didn't expect that even the previous female demon king would come, and they were suddenly scared half to death. You must know that although this generation of demon kings is a good demon king, the female demon king of the previous generation is synonymous with ferocity, and in front of her, the monsters don't even dare to take a breath.
"What are you doing?" The Witch asked.
"Honorable Demon King, last night there were two enemy scouts who came to spy on your battery factory and tried to kill our workers, which clearly means that someone wants to start a war against you, so we counterattacked, and now we have destroyed the enemy's stronghold, captured the enemy's general, and are forcing a confession......
"Enemy troops? Scout? I rub! The witch was furious: "Where are the enemy troops and scouts in peacetime? You have killed so many people, you may not know how much trouble you will make, how will he end up meowing, this king is most annoying to deal with such trivial things......"
Well, killing people in one place, there are broken corpses everywhere, it is definitely a first-class event in the human world, she actually said that it is a trivial matter, this woman is also unreliable.
The monsters were startled, they came to help the demon king fight, originally wanted to make meritorious contributions, but I didn't expect to slap the horse's leg on the horse's leg, angering the previous female demon king, that is going to die, she got angry and didn't care about it, killing people like mustard...... It's over, it's completely over.
Many monsters were scared and cried, don't look at them There are more than 10,000 of them, but if you want to resist the female demon king, you can't do it ten times more, so you can only kneel on the ground and keep kowtowing.
The female demon king crossed her waist and scolded: "A group of bastards, this king will punish you heavily." โ
Lin Bai didn't mix it for the time being, he didn't like to scold people before he figured things out, but decided to investigate first, a certain chairman of the great leader once said: "If you don't understand a thing, don't practice, then you don't have the right to speak", so Lin Bai didn't say anything.
He looked at the person who was still alive first, huh? This thing is wearing a white ninja suit, and it is clearly a ninja...... Looking at the corpses on the ground again, it is even more wrong, although the people killed by the monsters have been cut into seventeen or eighteen pieces, it is difficult to make a complete shape, but from some of the fragments, it can still be seen that their original appearance is wearing ninja clothes, for example, there is a head wearing a blue masked scarf at Lin Bai's feet, looking left and right, they all look like the head of a ninja.
These people who were killed were obviously a group of ninjas.
"Rub, maybe it's really an enemy scout." Lin Bai paid attention to it at this time, and pulled the female demon king who was scolding people to the side, and asked her to stop scolding for the time being: "These people are indeed not ordinary people, I think they seem to be from the Fusang Hand Combination." โ
"You ......" Lin Bai pointed to the demon who spoke more neatly, "Tell me what happened last night, tell me in detail." โ
"Yes!" The demon people began to talk, finished the matter carefully, and even took out a portable camera from behind him, this is the camera that the two ninja scouts took to shoot Lin Bai's battery factory, although the monsters didn't know what it was, but they knew that it must be useful, so they took it with them.
After listening to what happened, Lin Bai played the video in the hand-held camera again, and finally understood: "I'm rubbing, the Fusang Hand actually sent scouts to scout my battery factory, what are they going to do?" โ
The female demon king sneered beside her: "Of course you want to blow it up, you see the key shooting places in this camera are the most critical locations in your battery factory, what battery warehouse, workshop...... Gee...... Plant bombs in these places, and with a bang, your hundreds of millions of battery factories will be completely turned to ashes. โ
Lin Bai: "I wiped it, I didn't provoke them, why do you have to blow up my battery factory?" โ
The female demon king grinned and said, "Bad guys don't need a reason to do bad things!" Fry it if you want! How do you sing a song? Oh yes...... Sing if you want, I'm beautiful......"
"I'll rub, don't spoof at this time, husband, I'm using my brain." Lin Bai pushed the nameless female demon king aside and waved his hand at a few monsters: "Get the only living mouth, we are going to force a confession." โ
The monsters are overjoyed, although the previous female demon king gave them a scolding on their heads, but the current demon king seems to have affirmed their efforts, and this time it can be a little credit, right? Several monsters hurriedly threw the Mitsui Beast in front of Lin Bai. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation!
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