Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon.

Zhou Yan used his own behavior to interpret this very well.

It's just that he overlooked one thing.

While others drink wine, he drinks water.

But his bladder is only so big, and drinking so much pure water at once has almost reached the extreme that his body can bear!

After drinking this basin full of "beer" in front of him, his stomach suddenly reacted - he desperately wanted to "shhhhhhhh

"Bang Bang!"

He put down the big basin and was about to accuse everyone, "I want to change my clothes (this word, my classmates who have studied in high school should know, right?). It means boo-please let Zhao Huangmeng hunt and show off, hehe), please wait ......" It's a pity that at this time, the head teacher took the lead, and everyone spontaneously applauded.

This makes him neither advance nor retreat......

Friends who often drink night beer know that as a qualified man, the only thing Zhou Yan can do now is to "hold back"!

Hold your breath, hold your urine!

"Zhou Yan, please allow me to say sorry to you." The head teacher sincerely raised his glass and said to Zhou Yan: "As the director of the edition, I don't care much about you students who don't have good grades on weekdays - at that time, I don't think that poor students are not qualified to get everyone's attention to them!" ”

When this sentence came out, several teachers looked at each other and said in their hearts: "It's good that we understand this kind of thing, it's really a bit inappropriate to say it......

There were a few students in the class who had poor grades, and when they heard this, their hearts began to be pantothenic: "If the teachers can pay attention to us, I believe our grades will definitely not be so bad!" ”

The head teacher continued: "Come on, come on, students, let's drink this cup together...... This is the teacher's apology to everyone, I hope the students can forgive me! ”

After speaking, the head teacher drank the beer in his hand in one gulp and bowed deeply to everyone!

Wow!

What's going on?

The students are boiling, everyone knows that the teachers prefer good students with good grades, although there are quite a few complaints in their hearts, but such things have become a routine, and everyone has already accepted this fact in their hearts.

Now that the homeroom teacher has publicly mentioned it and apologized to everyone, how can this not make the crowd excited?

Many students have burst into tears......

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Under the frank apology of the head teacher, a trace of gloom in the hearts of many students was immediately expelled, and some even quietly wiped their tears......

Almost everyone was happy, except for Zhou Yan.

His stomach was completely full, and he couldn't hold even a little more pure water......

With trembling hands, he brought the glass to his lips, trying to see if he could hold another one......

Suddenly, his body trembled slightly......

It's not good, it's a precursor that can't be held back!

However, everyone had already drunk the wine in the cup and were looking at themselves, how could Zhou Yan not drink this glass?

Zhou Yan's face was flushed, he didn't drink it, he didn't drink it, it was very hard......

"I really can't hold it anymore, so don't hold it anymore." The voice of the universal scene converter sounded in Zhou Yan's head: "Don't hurt your body for the sake of the so-called face, this is a must-have for those who have achieved great things." ”

The words of the universal scene converter were like a bright light, instantly illuminating Zhou Yan's confusion.

Oh, yes!

Sue yourself, go and shush, I don't think anyone will blame you!

"Zhou Yan, what's wrong?"

At this time, everyone also saw Zhou Yan's discomfort, and someone asked with concern.

"Uh...... People have three urgency, lose your company! ”

Decisively putting down the wine glass, Zhou Yan walked quickly to the toilet in the private room......

Fortunately, this is the largest and most luxurious star hotel in Dragon City, and in such a private room, it is equipped with a private bathroom.

This handful of urine came quickly and violently, as if it had released all the pressure on Zhou Yan's body!

It seems that you can't believe the words in the starting point novel!

Zhou Yan secretly thought about it, the male protagonists of those YY novels drank all barrels of wine, and after drinking more than ten or twenty catties, their faces still did not change, shouting "Another bucket!" ”

This is a typical scenario without life experience!

Zhou Yan continued to slander, estimating that if those great gods were like themselves and drank a basin of beer in one go, there would definitely not be such a scene in the novel in the future......

"Hahaha!"

Pushing open the door of the bathroom, as soon as I walked out, I heard the unbridled and cheerful laughter of my classmates!

Zhou Yanyileng, what's going on?

"Hahahaha!" As Zhou Yan's loyal follower, Shi Fencai laughed and said: "It turns out that the boss drinks too much beer and will run to the toilet!" ”

So that's what happened!

Zhou Yan instantly understood the reason why everyone was laughing.

Speaking of which, I have to blame myself for this.

I have always been the role of "classmate A" in the class, and I was able to write a divine book like "The Planning Supreme of Rebirth", which has shocked everyone. Just now, Principal Peng personally called to confirm that his Chinese college entrance examination score was actually a full score, the first in the province!

Such a psychological gap makes the students inexplicably have a feeling of looking up to themselves, respecting, but not close.

In their minds, they have become the spokesperson of "rich and handsome", how can they dare to get close?

Even if everyone toasted themselves before, they all wanted to come over and have a relationship, and they were almost.

It wasn't until now, when I couldn't hold back my urine and rushed into the bathroom, that everyone realized that Zhou Yan was just like everyone, not a god, but a human!

That's why there will be such a kind laugh!

This smile made Zhou Yan find the intimate feeling between his classmates who had not been seen for a long time, and also made him truly recognized by his classmates and teachers!

After figuring out this truth, Zhou Yan returned to his position and continued to play with everyone......

Joy always makes time fly by.

Tonight's joy is deeply engraved in the minds of everyone present.

There are even many classmates, when they are dying of old age and dying, they will hold the hand of their grandson or great-great-grandson, and recall with emotion: "The happiest time in my life should belong to the teacher appreciation banquet of the year of the college entrance examination, very happy, very happy...... The most important thing is that Zhou Yan, Zhou Yan is actually with us like best friends, frolicking and playing......"

"Zhou Yan? Which Zhou Yan? It's the ...... Zhou Yan? ”

When their juniors heard the word "Zhou Yan", they thought of a famous figure in their hearts, but they didn't dare to confirm it.

"Yes, it's that Zhou Yan."

The old man said lightly, as if telling a story.

(Thank you for your enthusiastic collection and recommendation, so that the flame of hope has been rekindled in the heart of Meng Hunting, thank you!)

Another: Congratulations to the master on becoming a first-class tyrant in this book, thank you! Let's make the tipping more intense! ）