Chapter 153: Witty Me

For food, Liu Yi did not pick. When he was hungry, he ate everything he could.

There are a lot of 'Chinese food' in the canteen of Dongguk University, but in Liu Yi's opinion, only Liangpi and Baozi are considered to be similar to the Chinese taste, and the others can only be regarded as 'Chinese food and Korean taste'.

Liu Yi bought three drawers of xiaolongbao, three bowls of cold skin, three servings of egg fried rice, and a bowl of seaweed egg drop soup. So many things, he put them in two pallets and brought them over at once.

Yun'er saw that everything except the soup was three servings, so she couldn't help pouting and said, "Brother-in-law, is the extra one for Sunny Oni?" ”

"No, she's not here." Liu Yi broke open the disposable chopsticks and handed them to Yun'er, saying, "I'll teach you, you must order more when you eat in this canteen, because the amount of things here is very small." Look at this cold skin, if a person with a big mouth eats it, he will eat it in two bites. So two people order three servings, and three people order five servings, so that they can eat enough. ”

Yun'er is silent, Liu Yi's intentions are good, but how can he say that people are the same as the king of big stomachs. How can I say that I am a girl, how can I eat so much.

As if he was afraid that Yun'er would not believe it, Liu Yi grinned and stretched his facial muscles, picked up a bowl of cold skin and took two bites. Yun'er was stunned, and she subconsciously opened her mouth, but she still gave up, she couldn't do it at all.

Liu Yi looked really hungry, so he didn't speak when he ate, and he only cared about eating. Yun'er hadn't finished eating a cold skin yet, and he had already eliminated one of the three things.

"This, this, I'll eat it first!" Liu Yi's mouth was full of fried rice, and his speech was not clear. But Yuna could understand what he meant, he wanted to eat a second serving.

Yun'er smiled and nodded, handed another piece of cold skin to Liu Yi, then picked up the spoon and filled Liu Yi with a bowl of soup, and said, "Eat slowly, don't choke." ”

"It's okay......" Liu Yi took the bowl and tilted his neck to dry. Suddenly, he was stunned for a moment, and the soup that Yun'er gave him appeared in this picture in his dream.

Yun'er was stunned when she saw Liu Yi holding the bowl in a daze, and asked in wonder, "What's wrong?" Doesn't taste good? ”

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, I'm choking." Liu Yi hurriedly put the bowl down, picked up the cold skin and continued to stuff it into his mouth. There is actually another reason why he has been eating without speaking, he can't look at Yun'er for more than ten seconds, and his heart will become chaotic.

Yun'er saw that Liu Yi was taking care of eating, ignoring herself, and she was a little depressed. She had already eaten, and although the cold skin was delicious, she couldn't eat a whole portion. Yun'er looked at Liu Yi and said, "Brother-in-law, I still want to eat something else, I can't finish the cold skin." ”

"Oh, give it to me!" Liu Yi just finished eating the second cold skin, reached out and took the unfinished one from Yun'er, and took a bite into his mouth.

Yun'er puffed out her mouth, helpless and wanted to laugh in her heart. This guy didn't do it on purpose, how did he act like a piece of wood!

Yun'er took two xiaolongbao and put them on the plate, gently bit the skin of the bun, and sucked the juice. Liu Yi saw that Yun'er was eating steamed buns, and picked up another fried rice, and there was another gust of wind. Yun'er had just finished eating a bun, and Liu Yi had already finished the fried rice.

Liu Yi twisted the water bottle and drank half of the bottle.

"Full?" Yun'er looked at Liu Yi and asked.

"No, you eat first, and I'll eat the rest." Liu Yi said with a full burp.

Yun'er was a little speechless, how long has this person not eaten? After eating two and a half servings of cold skin, two servings of fried rice and a drawer of steamed buns, you can still eat it, is it because the pig has become unsuccessful? Suddenly thinking that Liu Yi was a pig raiser, Yun'er couldn't help laughing, it seems that it is not a coincidence, it is a pig!

Liu Yi saw Yun'er smiling, and his expression immediately became a little dumbfounded. Seeing Yun'er's smile so closely, I really have a feeling of 'spring blossoming' in my heart.

Liu Yi immediately closed his eyes and secretly cursed himself for being a bastard in his heart. Sunny had only been away for less than three hours, so how could he have a different idea about Yuna.

Yun'er put one-third of the fried rice on the plate, sandwiched another xiaolongbao, and then said to Liu Yi: "Eat late for breakfast, these are enough." I'll eat a little more in the evening, brother-in-law, you can cook for me. ”

"Uh......, it's really not good today, I'm a little busy today." Liu Yi picked up the remaining half of the plate of fried rice and started eating, and once again refused Yun'er's request.

Yun'er is really a little angry, she just wants to eat a meal you cooked, and she has begged twice in a row, why still can't it, how can you beg you! Yun'er puffed out her mouth unconsciously, stopped talking, and sulked alone.

Liu Yi noticed the change in the atmosphere, but he really couldn't help it, how could he be in the mood to cook until he solved the matter of Sunny. Besides, if Sunny knows that he cooks for Yuna alone, and he won't fry the pot when he comes back, he won't be able to eat and walk around.

Liu Yiyi wiped out the fried rice, looked at Yun'er's face carefully, and said without words: "That, you come to school at this time, do you have classes in the afternoon?" ”

"yes, a badass lesson." Yun'er glanced at Liu Yi, and her eyes seemed to say, 'What you see, it's you'.

"Uh...... Hehehehe......" Liu Yi was slightly stunned and laughed dryly. He remembered that there was indeed a Chinese class in the afternoon. Liu Yi touched his nose and said, "No wonder you can understand me and Er Nian talking, it turns out that you have studied hard." ”

"Actually, I don't understand much, but I can understand Ji-yeon's name, as well as 'hug' and 'incense', these simple words." Yun'er narrowed her eyes, stared at Liu Yi a little closer, and said, "Brother-in-law, if you don't want me to sue SΓΉsunny Ernie, please have dinner." ”

Liu Yi glanced at Yun'er in surprise, and his expression froze. Is this quirky guy in front of you Yun'a? Liu Yi thought about it in a daze, it was Yun'er who was right, but she hadn't seen her for too long, and she was a little strange. It seems that since 2o15, Yun'er has been walking in the style of a goddess, and she is quiet and dignified everywhere, and the crocodile Yun has long been out of sight.

Liu Yi suddenly sighed a little, the most important thing that can change a person is really age. If you think about it a little, you can understand how a Yun'er, who is about to reach the age of thirty, can have convulsions like a twenty-year-old Yun'er?

However, human nature cannot be changed, even if she is fifty years old, she still has the 'crocodile' element in her genes.

Liu Yi thought for a while and said, "Okay, you will go home after class in a while, call Taeyeon and them, and I will show you your skills." ”

Yun'er smiled and said, "Thank you, brother-in-law." ”

"But I won't go to class in the afternoon because I have applied to step down, and now I am no longer a substitute teacher for Chinese classes." Liu Yi said 'casually', bowing his head to avoid Yun'er's gaze.

Yuna immediately raised her eyebrows, and there was a lot of resentment in her heart. The reason why she pulled out the needle and came to class was because this class was Liu Yi's class, and if it was someone else's class, she wouldn't come. But just after saying that he was coming to class, it was not good to change his words, Yun'er glared at Liu Yi fiercely, and poured all her anger on Xiaolongbao. She was already full, but suddenly she was so angry that her stomach seemed to be stretched a lot, and she actually ate a whole drawer and a half of xiaolongbao.

Liu Yi looked at Yun'er and thought to himself that it was not easy to be an artist, in order to maintain his image, he didn't dare to say that he was hungry when he was hungry. Obviously I haven't eaten enough, and I am stunned to say that I have eaten enough, and I can still eat a drawer and a half of xiaolongbao when I am full?

Liu Yi served Yun'er a bowl of soup and said, "You don't have to care too much about your image in front of me, you can eat as much as you want, I won't say that you eat too much." ”

Yun'er took a sip of the soup, and immediately frowned when she heard this, and snorted, "Where did I eat too much?" ”

"I didn't say you ate too much, I mean I wouldn't dislike you for eating too much." Liu Yi hurriedly explained.

"You hate me!" Yun'er put the bowl down, her mouth pursed slightly, and she had a resentful expression, as if Liu Yi had done too much.

"I didn't ...... Well, that's what I mean. Liu Yi suddenly changed his words, pointed to the cage drawer in Yun'er's hand and said, "See, two drawers of xiaolongbao, dare to say that you eat less?" ”

"I didn't get two drawers! There are still five, one, two, three, four, five, and there are five left! ”

Liu Yi grabbed two buns and stuffed them into his mouth, and said, "Three!" ”

"That's what you ate!" Yuna said indignantly.

Liu Yi grabbed two more and stuffed them into his mouth, and said, "There is only one left, Lin Yun'er, you can really eat it!" ”

"You ate it!" Yun'er was going crazy, and suddenly she thought of something, picked up her mobile phone and pointed it at Liu Yi, and said, "You eat again, I'll take a picture!" ”

"Haha, I'm not going to eat it!"

"You!" Yun'er glared at Liu Yi angrily, put down the phone, picked up the last xiaolongbao, and threw it into her mouth as Liu Yi looked like.

"I'm just eating too much, how about it!"

"It's okay, just admit it."

Liu Yi held the mobile phone, pointed the mobile phone at her like Yun'er just now, and took pictures of her eating.

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After lunch, Liu Yi bought Yun'er a bottle of drink and sent her all the way to the classroom. After the 'Bae Yongjun candid filming' incident, the school gate inspection of Dongguk University has become stricter, and the possibility of reporters sneaking into the campus has basically been eliminated.

made an appointment with Yun'er to pick her up after class, and Liu Yi returned to his office.

He was still worried about Sunny, and as time passed, his uneasiness grew stronger. Liu Yi suspected that he had 'persecution paranoia', which was obviously a very small probability, but as long as there was a little possibility, the subconscious mind would infinitely magnify this possibility.

"What the hell should I do?" Liu Yi scratched his head sadly, suddenly glanced at the computer screen, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and he immediately became excited.

Why are you so stupid, you can't think of a way to do it yourself, but you can ask more people for help! Not only can it solve the problem, but it can also kill two birds with one stone!

Liu Yiden 6 went to the school bulletin board, found the starting post of the camping activity, and revised it.

【Completely free 2 days and 1 night camping trip to Jeju Island, limited to 20 people!】 10 men and 10 women! Places are limited, what are you waiting for?! As long as you answer the psychological questionnaire in the attachment, the top 10 boys and girls can get this completely free travel opportunity, food, clothing, housing and transportation are completely free! What are you waiting for?! Hurry up and participate! γ€‘οΌŽ

Save the modification, Liu Yi touched his chin proudly.

"I'm witty!"

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