Chapter 970: Who Gets Drunk Whom
"Ahh I'm really happy to meet you, I didn't expect you to be Zhang Jun's girlfriend, please take care of me when we meet for the first time! This opening remark, not only Zhang Zijian was a little surprised, but even Yan Yan, who was about to make a move, was also a little surprised, the other party was respectful, and it was a laughing expression, which always made you unable to get angry.
"There's nothing to care about, if you stay away from him, I won't be able to take care of you." The meaning of Yan Yan's words, if you pester him again, I will not take care of your problem, but a lesson.
"Hehe, yes, I'm going back to China soon, but I'm still grateful to Zhang Jun for your hospitality that day. Thank you very much and thank you very much for the compliments. "It seems that Nanako is not good at stubble, and she is also holding her breath and fighting with Yan Yan? If you want to say that Yan Yan is Zhang Zijian's girlfriend, she doesn't believe it. It's not that I haven't seen the photos on the wall in Zhang Zijian's house, I also felt that the other party was very beautiful at the beginning, and there was a lot of pressure, and there was no need to ask at all, the woman beside him was definitely his lover.
It's a pity that this woman, who claims to be Zhang Zijian's girlfriend, looks really good, the gap is too far, and Nanako feels no pressure.
Just by using the side face, she can throw out several streets of the other party, not to mention her figure, and her figure is also the lines and proportions portrayed by experts. The other party's kind of figure, going to Japan to make a small movie, may not be qualified.
"What compliment?" Yan Yan cares about this very much, unless it is something beautiful, but the other party is indeed beautiful, and even Yan Yan feels the pressure of beauty, and she knows what she looks like. If she has such an appearance, can she still seduce Zhang Zijian tactfully? A little look. You can hook his soul over.
Nanako looks like she has succeeded in her conspiracy. The corners of her mouth smiled slightly, and her eyes looked at Zhang Zijian's face with yearning, her expression was rippling, but in Yan Yan's eyes, she looked very complaining.
"He said I was beautiful. It is nothing more than words to describe my beauty, which is the most beautiful compliment I have ever heard. Nanako said with a little shyness, bowed her head slightly, and squinted at Zhang Zijian with a slight upward eye.
"Just him? In his opinion, everyone is beautiful, even shit is beautiful. Yan Yan was furious. He said fiercely. At this time, Zhang Zijian felt in his heart that Yan Yan was talking, and the other party was obviously angry with her and made her ugly, and she was angry at a word. This does not fit the image of a lady.
Zhang Zijian hurriedly diverted the topic and asked, "What about cultivation and weaving?" ”
"President Koori Yasushi has returned to Japan, but he will come back soon, but let me tell you that he really wants to cooperate with you?" Speaking of business, Nanako came over.
"To be honest, I don't like to cooperate with you Japanese, especially in this situation, if Koori Kanken doesn't make aggressive moves, maybe in the next issue or even later, I will consider cooperation. But now, he's blocking his way himself. Please grasp the original words to him! I'm sorry, but I'm going to entertain friends from afar, but you're not suitable here! ”
Since it has been clearly provoked, it is indeed a little ugly to give the beauty such a direct eviction order, but in Zhang Zijian's eyes, this kind of woman, what can she do if she is ugly, although she is carefully selected and ready to give away. But Zhang Zijian doesn't care about this kind of woman.
"Hear no, you're not welcome here. Where to go and where to cool down. Yan Yan also said happily, in a very good mood. There was a bright smile on his face.
"Well, I'm out of company." Saying that, Nanako was disappointed and stood up in frustration, but in this case. Don't forget to say a polite goodbye.
Zhang Zijian nodded at her slightly, watching her slowly leave. Yan Yan squinted her eyes and smiled at Zhang Zijian and said, "I can see it." You are very determined, such a beautiful woman, even my brothers will look straight at it, and even unscrupulous means to get it. You're good! By the way, I just said where. Perfect massage ......"
Zhang Zijian hurriedly interrupted her and said, "Eat, let's eat, I'm hungry." He took a big bite of it.
"Yikes! I forgot to order wine just now. The waiter is here! Yan Yan, who was startled, turned her head and saw a waiter, stood up and hurriedly beckoned. It immediately attracted a lot of attention.
However, as soon as she mentioned wine, Zhang Zijian suddenly had an idea. Obviously, the other party wants to have a drunken gaffe and so on! Drinking is indeed a good excuse. But Yan Yan doesn't know Zhang Zijian's mass! If you don't get the other party drunk, then the other party won't stop the two of you, only by getting the other party drunk like mud can Zhang Zijian's ears be cleaner. Don't even be afraid of Yan Yan making over-spec moves,
Fortunately, the price of red wine is not very expensive, only more than 70 bottles. Yan Yan directly asked for two bottles, and while eating in small bites, she kept toasting and clinking glasses, and there were many excuses to even toast. Zhang Zijian had to pretend to be a toast at first, and even take a small sip, don't Yan Yan persuaded him to say, a toast is a toast, and there must be no trace left. I do not let you be insincere.
If you want to persuade wine, Yan Yan's rhetoric is clumsy enough, basically forcing Zhang Zijian to drink all the wine in the cup. Every time Zhang Zijian finished drinking, her smile became brighter.
The first two bottles had been drunk, Yan Yan asked for it again, drank it again, and asked for it again, until there were seven or eight empty wine bottles on the table, Yan Yan's pale little face, with a heavy head, as if she couldn't lift it up, pointed at Zhang Zijian and said, "You drank one less bottle just now, yes, I saw it, you drank one less bottle." ”
"Nope. I've already drunk more, and if you look at the bottles on the table, you've only had two. Okay, you've drunk too much, I'll send you back to rest. Zhang Zijian said and walked over to support her.
"No, I, I want you to carry me on your back. Go back with me on your back. Yan Yan was like a little girl who was playing tricks, waving her hand to grab until she grabbed Zhang Zijian's clothes and pulled tightly and didn't let go.
Zhang Zijian: After she drank a bottle, she knew that the other party also had a lot of alcohol. It's a pity that when the other party drank two bottles, it seemed that he didn't drink it, no matter how Zhang Zijian forced her, she didn't drink it, and Zhang Zijian didn't drink it, but unfortunately this trick didn't work, and in turn let the other party force him to drink.
From this time, Zhang Zijian knew that she was very sober, but Yan Yan was also shocked by Zhang Zijian's drinking, and she was not drunk after drinking so much. How can it be? I didn't believe it all the time. But Yan Yan also knows her own weight. Fortunately, I didn't fight with Zhang Zijian. Otherwise, she would have been the first to lie down.
"Nope. I, I still want to drink. Are you with me? Yan Yan dragged Zhang Zijian's clothes and said.
"Go back and drink, I'll accompany you to drink, let's drink beer, drink liquor, all of them, drink whatever you want, get drunk, and go to bed." Zhang Zijian knew that she was also pretending, so he tried his best to say something nice to coax her.
Zhang Zijian's plan not to get the other party drunk also failed. But he had other options.
finally got Yan Yan back to the hotel, and on the way back, Zhang Zijian also bought some wine, three kinds of liquor. Red sorghum, old white dried plus red star two pot heads. Sprite and beer were also bought.
When I returned to the house, I put Yan Yan on the bed and put things on the coffee table, and I saw Yan Yan tearing her clothes with both hands, and shouting hot, hot!
"Go, take a shower, you won't feel hot." Zhang Zijian said.
"You help me take it off. Take it off. I can't untie it. "Although Yan Yan's tricks are very old-fashioned, they are still very effective for ordinary men.
"I'll help you to the bathroom, come out of the shower, let's drink again, I'll mix wine, hehe, try my craft." When he was talking, Zhang Zijian didn't care whether Yan Yan struggled or not, and directly dragged the other party up, while dragging. I also felt a downward pull.
Obviously, I want to pull Zhang Zijian on the bed, but unfortunately, how strong Zhang Zijian is! Directly dragged the other party up, dragged her into the bathroom. And it's just thrown into the bathtub. Turn on the cold water and spray it directly.
"Zhang Zijian!" Stirred by cold water. Yan Yan's body trembled a little, and she stood up directly from the bathtub and glared at him angrily.
Zhang Zijian turned around and walked out, and said in his mouth: "I'm sorry, I opened the wrong valve just now." You wash first, and I'll go mix the bartends. "I walked out of the bathroom door and closed the door casually.
Facing the empty bathroom, Yan Yan shouted angrily: "Stupid, bastard!" ”
Zhang Zijian used the hotel cup to make two kinds of wine, one was a depth charge, and the three spirits were directly mixed together, plus beer. A small cup is enough for ordinary people to drink a pot, and they can even get drunk directly. The other is the addition of Sprite to the three spirits to dilute the alcohol, often with a pungent wine taste, and it is not even spicy in the mouth.
Just ask the other person to drink a glass of this, plus the red wine they drank before. She's going to be drunk tonight.
Zhang Zijian has also tried this way of drinking, even people like him who are not very drunk will feel dizzy, and when he wakes up the next day, his head is definitely like being slowly sawed with a saw, and there will even be indirect needle prick pain. That taste is definitely unforgettable.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, when Zhang Zijian didn't expect it, Yan Yan actually came out naked. Naked! The hair was also wet and dripping with water beads.
A little dumbfounded, I didn't expect the other party to be so bold, I just regarded him Zhang Zijian as air Yes, in fact, if people want to show up, they have directly prompted so much, and this more direct way of vision is too much.
"You, you'd better wear some clothes!" Zhang Zijian stammered a little.
"I've never seen a woman naked, I haven't seen it before, this time take a good look, if there is anything you don't understand, I can explain it to you, and even let you experience it. Do you want to touch it, soft or not? Yan Yan said and shook the two small meat balls on her chest.
"I suddenly remembered that I still had a copy of the article forgotten in the office, I have to go get it, you go to bed early! Good night! Zhang Zijian was defeated by her again, so he had to get up and leave quickly, and never leave, although he knew what the other party was doing.
"Aren't you going to drink? Where's the wine, drink it together! I'll see how much you drink today, but what if I drink you and you lose? Yan Yan said with a little confidence.
In fact, Zhang Zijian didn't know that when she was in the Western restaurant, Yan Yan had hangover medicine in her pocket, but unfortunately she didn't use it yet, just now when she was in the bathroom, she took out the antidote from her pocket and ate it, don't think she didn't know, the wine Zhang Zijian bought was also poured into her! often goes out to bars with those nonsense brothers, and has long practiced it, what kind of wine has not been drunk, Zhang Zijian's trick, Yan Yan also sneered.
Drinking mixed wine also hurts her body, but she still has a way to make Zhang Zijian drink more, in short, Zhang Zijian may not be better.
"Do what you say, I'll listen to you." Hearing that the other party wanted to bet on sex, Zhang Zijian also happily agreed, quickly drunk this aunt and grandmother, and left quickly! As long as she drinks it, it's done.
The rules are set, ten glasses of wine per person. See who drinks first, and if someone spits out or doesn't even drink on the way, it's a loss.
"You're a man, be generous, you drink first!" Yan Yan is not stupid, whoever drinks will suffer first.
Zhang Zijian didn't drink what she cared about, he picked up the cup directly, drank one by one, drank five in a row, pointed to the cup in front of Yan Yan with his hand and said: It's your turn.
"Say ten of them, how did you drink five. Drink all five. Saying that, Yan Yan helped Zhang Zijian pick up the cup, and looked a little happy on her face.
However, after seeing Zhang Zijian drink five again, his face was very disappointed and did not meet expectations.
Began to drink Yan Yan. This one was still cautious, drank a cup and grinded for a while, and even talked to Zhang Zijian, who was originally sitting opposite Zhang Zijian, and intentionally or unintentionally parted his legs, revealing the pink slit under the hair.
Yan Yan, who had finished drinking ten glasses, seemed to be fine, and Zhang Zijian hurriedly bartendered. After drinking it herself, and then letting Yan Yan drink it again, when she drank five cups again, it was only a total of fifteen cups, and her body shook a little. And the face is particularly white.
Zhang Zijian knows that some people drink alcohol, and the more they drink, the more they blush. Even saying that people with blushing faces can drink, this is not right at all, and some say that the more you drink, the whiter your face becomes, especially if the white one is like white impermanence, that is the real mass.
However, Zhang Zijian didn't believe it either, what if he drank alcohol poisoning, what if he also had this kind of face.
But now Zhang Zijian knows that Yan Yan can drink, and her face is just a manifestation of drunkenness, and the key is not to look at her face, but to look at the liver's ability to relieve hangover. There are also people who say that what can be drunk is nothing more than not going to the liver, directly through guò sweat, urine, and don't drink to decompose it, there is also this saying. But in general, it is still solved by guò liver.
"Why don't you drink it?" Zhang Zijian asked.
"You. You, I'm like this, what do you still want! Are you a wood? Yan Yan brought tears out of the corners of her eyes and said with sobbing.
"I'm not a woodman, and I know your tips. But I think. We are not suitable, really not suitable, even if it is a one-night stand, it is not suitable. You have a long way to go, and I have a long way to go, don't regret it for a lifetime for the sake of momentary greed? Zhang Zijian persuaded bitterly.
"I don't regret it, since I came here, I don't regret it, I like you, I just like you, I like you when I see you, how about it, how about it, I just want you to sleep with me, I want you to sleep with me. What do you think. Yan Yan suddenly got up and said, the more she talked, the more excited she became, and even stood up directly, and the frightened Zhang Zijian shrank back. Then, I saw Yan Yan's body swaying slightly, and she lay straight on the bed! RS