377 strike、I'm not a good woman

This is the second update added for the alliance leader JackieZXW, and it's finally over! ――

When Lin Bai returned to the old street with the two female killers and Jin Qiaoqiao, it was already evening. Blood Phoenix No. 4 hurriedly went to give Jin Qiaoqiao a room, and the Juniper Flower Demon also ran out to help, and the two maids quickly cleaned up an empty room, although there was no bed in the room, but it was barely enough to live on the ground with a mending bed, and it was not too late to buy furniture tomorrow morning.

Jin Qiaoqiao kept crying, until Blood Phoenix No. 2 dragged her into the bathroom to take a shower and threw her back on the bed, she was still crying.

Lin Bai is at a loss for this kind of crying little girl, isn't she just caught by the police and locked up for a few hours, what is there to cry about? Oh...... No, this kind of thing is really scary for ordinary people, forget it, ignore her for the time being. Blood Phoenix No. 2 was a little uneasy, and he planned to sleep with Jin Qiaoqiao that night, and No. 4 actually went to join in the fun, and the three women were all squeezed into an empty room to lay on the floor, which was simply insane.

As soon as Jin Qiaoqiao was settled, a black suit came to knock on the door, it was in the police station that he met him, he shrugged his head, looked very depressed, and said with a bitter face when he saw Lin Bai: "Mr. Lin, my eldest lady wants to invite you over to chat." ”

"Oh, I'll go!" Lin Bai patted the shoulder of the black suit and said with a wry smile: "Back the pot man, thank you for your hard work." ”

A sentence of the back-handed man hit the weakness of the black suit, and a huge man was so moved that his eyes were red: "Thank you Mr. Lin for understanding, I was scolded by the eldest lady just now, saying that I was too unwitty, and my speech was full of loopholes, I must have exposed her, and she was losing her temper...... Oops......"

Lin Bai really hadn't seen Miss Liu lose her temper, she had always been well-behaved, cute, obedient, generous, sensible and capable in front of Lin Bai, anyway, she was a combination of the beauty of the world, but she really wanted to see what state she was in when she started her temper.

Pushing open the door of Miss Liu's house and walking in, I saw that Miss Liu was really losing her temper, and her cheeks were bulging...... Well...... There is only this one table with a bulging cheek, and there is no other place to see that she has a temper, her sitting posture is very dignified, and there are no broken vases or other furniture at home, she is worthy of being a daughter, she is really cultivated.

Lin Bai couldn't help but turn around and say to the black suit: "Brother, she lost her temper like this, what are you afraid of?" ”

"It's terrible, the eldest lady hasn't lost her temper like this for several years, she is usually a gentle and elegant person, but now her cheeks are so bulging that I am afraid to look at it."

Lin Bai really couldn't see what she was afraid of, so he sat on the chair opposite her and said with a smile: "What's the matter with me?" ”

"That...... This ......" Miss Liu motioned to follow Lin Bai in a black suit to go out, close the door, and help her set up a sentry, no one was allowed to approach and eavesdrop within a radius of ten meters, and then said in a mosquito-like voice: "You...... You got it, right? ”

"What do I know?"

"You...... You got it...... I...... I'm a reader of Jin Qiaoqiao...... Obscene...... Trifling...... Big...... Uncle ...... "Miss Liu blushed when she said one word, and shrank her body when she said another word, and after saying this whole sentence, she was so shy that she couldn't even raise her head."

"Well, this one! Ahem! Lin Bai found out that this was a pit, if he didn't know, it would be too fake, if he knew, he would be ashamed of Miss Liu to jump the Yangtze River, anyway, he was not a human being. At such times, men should be decisively silent, and not saying anything is king.

Seeing that Lin Bai didn't speak, Miss Liu continued to sing a one-man show: "I...... I'm such a woman, you must be disappointed, right? Woo...... lustful, yin, lewd, lewd, dirty, shameless, watery...... I don't have the face to appear in front of you anymore. ”

I'm dizzy, it's just that I've read an H novel, is it necessary to put so many unreliable adjectives on my head? If you want to secure these titles like Cheng Dù, then a person like me, who has read all the Fusang romance films, should not have been humanely ruined a long time ago.

Lin Bai felt a lot of pressure, and he didn't know how to comfort him at this time. After thinking about it, the best way to resolve a person's embarrassment is to self-inflicted and share their own troubles, so as to resolve the inferiority complex when others do troubles, which is a common means for human beings.

For example, when a father-in-law was in high school, a friend scored 10 points in the math test, and in order to comfort him, the thirty-second father-in-law said, "Don't worry, you have 10 points, and I only scored 5 points." So the classmate was happy.

Lin Bai made up his mind, put on an indifferent expression and said: "It's okay, don't say that you are not, in fact, you read that novel is pediatrics at all, and I have more shameless things to read here." ”

"What?" Miss Liu was really aroused by Lin Bai's self-degrading move: "You...... Do you look at this kind of stuff too? ”

"Of course I did, and more than you do." Lin Bai reached out and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the video player, and opened a cartoon named "Hulu Brothers".

"Brother Hulu? It's a very ordinary cartoon, right? Miss Liu was very curious, but unexpectedly, although the name of the video was Hulu Brothers, the content in it had nothing to do with the Hulu Brothers, this is an authentic Fusang indoor action * love film, the heroine is Teacher Cang, who has been so popular in recent years......

There is no need to mention the content of the video, if you describe in detail what is in the video, the thirty-two father-in-law will immediately be arrested and imprisoned for two years like Jin Qiaoqiao, in short...... Eighteen looks are too little, and directly came to the Oedo forty-eight hands. Miss Liu only glanced at it, and felt that the whole person was not good, a pretty face was full of blood, red like the sunset on the horizon, she jumped up from the chair, took a few steps back, until she hit the sofa, then fell backwards, fell on the sofa, shrunk into a ball, and covered her eyes with her hands...... However, the gap between his fingers opened slightly, and his eyes came out of his fingers, still falling on Lin Bai's mobile phone screen.

Lin Bai is actually full of embarrassment, and he is angry to the beauty that he has this kind of thing on his mobile phone, even a thick-skinned man can't afford to hurt it, but this trick is really effective, and Miss Liu, who was very depressed just now, doesn't seem to be depressed at all now.

"Got it, it's really nothing to read that kind of novel, don't blame yourself too much, and don't have to make so many bad comments about yourself." Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "A talent like me is really lustful, yin, lewd, obscene, filthy, shameless, and watery...... Oh no, water-based Yanghua is a description of a woman, and it can't be used on me. ”

Miss Liu still covered her eyes and didn't let go, and said in a low voice: "This...... This...... Stuff...... Will anyone else watch it too? ”

"Yes, everyone watched it, and you weren't the only one." Lin Bai said solemnly: "The thirty-two father-in-law will also watch it, Zhang Deyi will also watch it, Uncle Zhang will also watch it, Cai Da Belly will also watch it, and your grandfather Liu Tieshou, who was rampant in the rivers and lakes thirty years ago, will also watch it secretly...... Hawkers, it's human nature, you really don't have to blame yourself too much, no one will laugh at you. ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Then you didn't dislike me?"

"Why do I have to dislike you?"

"Whew, that's good......" Miss Liu's little liver hanging in the air finally relaxed, in fact, Lin Bai said that she didn't understand these things, she was familiar with human accidents, but she always had to listen to Lin Bai say it in person before she was relieved. I'm afraid that Lin Bai will look down on her in his heart, and then it's over.

"You really don't mind if I look at this kind of thing?" Miss Liu finally asked a question uneasily.

"I really don't mind, if you don't believe it, let's take a look at it together." Lin Bai sat next to Miss Liu with a wry smile, the two sat side by side on the sofa, set up Lin Bai's mobile phone with the mobile phone holder, and watched indoor action movies with their heads in front of the 6-inch small screen......

Miss Liu was too ashamed, but she was very curious about this film, she had heard of Mr. Cang's name for a long time, but she had never seen Mr. Cang's film, especially something with such a large scale and such a shocking picture, where did she come into contact with it? In the past, the most I used to do was to read H novels, and I had no resistance at all for this kind of real blockbuster.

Fortunately, this film has a code, if there is no *, it is estimated that she will not dare to watch it.

"Oops, the heroes and heroines in this film are really ...... What's really there? Miss Liu was shocked: "I heard that the male and female protagonists are fake when making movies." ”

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "The fake one is a three-pole piece, and this kind of real one is called a * piece, and the classification is different." ”

"Wow...... This action is also there? Really? ”

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "The nature of the performance is too large, and the real thing shouldn't have this kind of action." ”

Miss Liu covered her eyes, looked through her fingers, and let out an exclamation from time to time. Lin Bai didn't have much interest in watching movies, similar Fusang romance films have long been tired of watching, this film is too ordinary for him to arouse his thoughts at all, and after watching too many romance films, it is not interesting to watch films that are not heavy enough. But...... Sitting next to Miss Liu and watching the film, it feels a little different from watching it alone.

Her head was next to Lin Bai's head, and the fragrant smell wafted into Lin Bai's nose from time to time, her snow-white face was close at hand, and her body seemed to be heating up, exuding a very charming smell of female hormones...... There's no way, Miss Liu is not an old fritter like Lin Bai who has read thousands of action movies, she is still tender, this kind of ordinary film is enough to see her blood surging all over her body, and she really wants a man's affection and caressing, and now her whole body is exuding a charming temptation.

Lin Bai was a little unable to hold it after all, an evil bad hand quietly put on Miss Liu's willow waist and exerted force on his side, and Miss Liu was effortlessly hugged by him and fell softly into his arms. R1152