Chapter 850: Get Out
These absurd words pierced Fang Chu's heart like a knife, causing him to break his liver and intestines, and tears rained down - he let his son encounter danger under his nose twice in a row, and he was ashamed to be a father!
If the son had any chances, how would he have faced the dumbness?
He shouted frantically: "Wushi, you won't die!" Tie the rope up! You climb up, Daddy throws another rope down, you put the stone on your head, and we work together to pull the stone up with you! At the last moment, he finally remembered a more appropriate method. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The only flaw in this method is: when Shi Ge'er sets the stone, he accidentally touches it loose, and it collapses without waiting for the lasso, and he will still be hit, and life and death are unpredictable.
The main reason is that Brother Shi is too small and has no strength to resist the big stone.
Before Fang Wushi could answer, he heard Fang Hanhai grit his teeth and say, "Brother Shi, don't worry, if you have any case, grandpa will have to bury you with the Han family's girl, so that she will go back where she came from!" ”
Just now he heard Niu Erzi briefly talk about Xie Yinyue's situation of asking Fang Wushi for help before, and then he understood: why his grandson, who was so good, would run out to find Han Feihua, and why Brother Shi went down to save people regardless of the danger. He's a little kid, who knows how heavy it is!
Therefore, he was full of hatred for Xie Yinyue at the moment.
Han Xiyi and Xie Yinyue were shocked in unison, and they couldn't make a sound.
Xie Yinyue hugged Han Feihua's knuckles and turned white.
Her face was grim, and the strong crisis calmed her down, and she thought quietly for a while, turned Feihua over to face her, and said softly: "Go, tell my brother, he is the smartest, and he will definitely be able to figure out a way to come up." He was caught earlier, didn't he just flee back on his own! If he wants to calm down and think hard, he will definitely be able to come up with a way. ”
Compared with everyone present, she was more willing to believe in Fang Wushi.
Fang Wushi was able to escape with Han Feihua in his previous life, and he will definitely be able to do it in this life.
Therefore, she asked Han Feihua to encourage him and inspire him.
Han Feihua nodded, stood up, and ran over.
She lay down at the entrance of the cave and said in a soft voice: "Brother Wushi, you are the smartest person, you must be able to think of a way to come up." My brother was caught first, how did he run away? ”
Fang Wushi was very happy to see her, stood up, and said, "I, I stunted that person with a hairpin, and I took his key to unlock it again, and I ran out......"
While speaking, he pulled out the hidden wooden hairpin from his sleeve and showed it to Feihua.
Feihua saw him through the cracks, praised him for being so smart, and told him to think about it.
Fang Wushi was still smiling on his back, and suddenly lowered his head.
No matter how many books you memorize, it's not as good as doing it once.
He was complacent about Han Feihua's praise at first, but soon found that this praise was so vain and useless and unrealistic, and no matter how much he praised, he couldn't stop the stones above his head from sliding. When he is stoned into a meatloaf, his "cleverness" becomes a sarcasm.
He couldn't help but feel lost and depressed.
In order to hide this depressed mood, he lowered his head, pouted and unconsciously poked the cave wall with a wooden hairpin, causing the mud and stones on the cave wall to fall one after another, and soon dug a deep pit.
Fang Chu and the others called him up and urged him to tie a rope and climb up, but he didn't say a word, as if waiting for death, and even Han Feihua ignored Han Feihua's call to him.
Fang Chu was like suffering in purgatory, and he was about to collapse.
"Son, you have a word to your father!" He coaxed sadly.
"Ancestor! Sir! Hurry up and tie it up! Niu Erzi called.
"Wushi, don't be afraid, climb up, grandpa is here to pick you up." Fang Hanhai encouraged.
"Brother Shi, you are a man, cousin believes that you will be able to come up! You try. How do you know if you can't do it if you don't try? Your mother is still waiting for you to eat at home. Guo Qin tried his best to coax.
"Brother Shi, Uncle Han believes that you will be able to do it." Han Xiyi also encouraged.
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When Shi Ge'er dug out a bowl of big stones from the cave wall, he found that the soil inside was damp and water was pouring out, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the previous wandering thoughts suddenly returned.
He excitedly looked up and shouted, "Daddy! I've got it! ”
Fang Chu was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know how to answer.
Han Feihua asked happily: "Brother has thought of a way?" ”
Shi Ge'er nodded vigorously and said, "Yes!" Use water, pour water in! Just like Ouyang Ke in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", he pushed the stone away with water......"
What is The Legend of the Condor Heroes?
The crowd was in a fog when they heard it.
However, Fang Chu instantly understood.
This is the story that the dumb told the children. Her narration level is not good, and she can only tell a general plot section by section. Fang Wushi worships heroes, and pesters the dumb to listen every night.
If the hole is filled with water, the party can not only float up on its own with the buoyancy of the water, but also push the stones away when they collapse, avoiding a fatal blow.
After figuring it out, Fang Chu turned around and shouted, "Ask someone to carry water, the more the better!" ”
Fang Hanhai immediately told Yan Jipeng that Yan Jipeng was assigned, and dozens of people rushed out of the back garden in an instant. Xia Liuxing gave another order, and another group of officials also participated, and one or two hundred people borrowed buckets from nearby people to carry water. Soon, hundreds of buckets of water were picked up into the back garden.
At that time, Guo Qin came up with another idea: throw a small hoe and let Shi Ge'er dig a pit in the corner of the cave wall, as long as he dug enough to hide in it, the stone will not hurt him.
Fang Chu said: "I'm afraid that if I don't dig it well, it will have collapsed." ”
Guo Qin thought about it, isn't it, this is also very dangerous.
So, it had to be watered.
Waiting for the water to come, Fang Chu turned around and saw Governor Zhou muttering to the entourage beside him, his eyes swept over, he was very ill-intentioned, his heart tightened, and a sharp light flashed in his eyes.
With his heart turning, he thought of an idea.
It happened that Niu Erzi came in with a load of water, so he gave a low command.
Niu Erzi put down the bucket and pulled Niu Sanzi out in a hurry.
Halfway through, his brother robbed the Fang family of two loads of water, and entered the garden again, deliberately panicking, and shouted "Borrowed and borrowed!" My brother is waiting for the water to save his life, get out of the way! ”
went straight to Governor Zhou, and lifted the bucket in both hands.
With a "bang", he crashed into Governor Zhou.
Governor Zhou was poured thoroughly, it seemed that Niu Erzi did not ramble into the past, but descended from the sky, and accidentally stepped on the top of Governor Zhou's head.
Niu Sanzi followed him, beware of his brother's failure, he made up for it.
Seeing that the second son succeeded, he didn't have to bother, put down his burden and acted at the opportunity.
Governor Zhou was furious, glared and scolded: "Bold! Dare to collide with this official! ”
Niu Erzi threw the flat pole and bucket in a panic, and shouted, "The little one should be damned!" Little damn it! Crashed into the adult, the adult spared his life! Oops, my lord's official uniform is soaking wet......"
As he spoke, he put his hands up and down to help Governor Zhou pick up his clothes.
Seeing that something was wrong, Governor Zhou retreated again and again, and his entourage stepped forward to reprimand and block him.
Niu Erzi hurriedly said: "If you don't change this clothes, the adults are going to catch a cold." ”
still grabbed Governor Zhou's clothes, and looked at Niu Sanzi.
Governor Zhou was very angry: the July sun is like fire, how can he catch a cold?
This damn minion clearly has a conspiracy.
He reacted, but it was too late, Niu Sanzi took advantage of the entanglement between his brother and the entourage, pulled and helped him widen the official uniform outside; Pulled again, the strap of the middle coat was also torn open, revealing two big red belly pockets embroidered with green lotus and mandarin duck playing in the water.
Niu Erzi pointed to the belly pocket and exclaimed, "Big ...... Adult, how do you wear a woman's belly pocket? Oops, this red belly pocket is so beautifully embroidered. ”
Suddenly, he raised his voice, "My lord is really with Mrs. Chen...... That's it? ”
Xia Liuxing and the others looked at it together and opened their mouths.
The entourage kicked Niu Erzi and scolded: "Dog, look for death!" ”
Governor Zhou was so angry that he smoked, and while hiding his clothes, he shouted to people: "Drag this dog thing that doesn't have long eyes down, and kill it immediately!" ”
Fang Chu was distracted in two places, staring at his son at the bottom of the cave on the one hand, and paying attention to Governor Zhou on the other, and seeing that Niu Erzi had succeeded, he said to Guo Qin: "I'll leave it to you over there." Just when you enter the first experience of your career. ”
He was very busy, and he had to bother to set up the water diversion device.
Guo Qin said: "Yes." Uncle rest assured. ”
Immediately went over and stopped the person who was going to catch Niu Erzi, "Wait!" ”
He bowed to Governor Zhou and said, "Students, please calm your anger!" This person didn't deliberately bump into an adult, but only to rescue my cousin, so he bumped into an adult. If the adult is angry and kills him, people will only say that the adult saw the rebellion, so he is angry and ashamed. Adults should first explain the origin of the belly pocket on the body. ”
Governor Zhou sneered: "No matter what the official is, this short-sighted thing should be punished if it collides with the governor." Come on, take away! "He can't be good, he doesn't care about adding another sin.
What could be more serious than rebellion?
Guo Qin consulted Xia Liuxing and said, "Lord Xia, Niu Erzi inadvertently collided with the governor, should he be killed?" The governor is suspected of participating in the rebellion and may have killed people without permission? ”
Xia Liuxing said categorically: "Can't! ”
ordered Niu Erzi to be brought back to the county government to wait for interrogation.
Governor Zhou is also suspected of rebellion, and he wants to go to the court to impeach him!
Governor Zhou said sharply: "How are you doing?" ”
He put on his wet official uniform again, and his voice was fierce, like crazy, not as majestic and righteous as Xia Liuxing at all, just like the white face on the stage, becoming a foil.
The two sides confronted each other.
Over there, Fang Chu had no time to take care of them, and was already busy starting to irrigate.
In order not to cause collapse when irrigating water, he asked people to find two large funnels, and dismantled their tap water devices from Chen's house, and dragged two bamboos that had opened up the bamboo joints, one end into the hole, and the other end was connected to the small mouth under the funnel, and everyone took turns to step forward and pour water into the funnel without interruption.
The water level in the cave rises rapidly at a rate visible to the naked eye.
Shi Ge'er was also in good faith, tied the rope around his waist early, climbed along the log to the middle of the hole, avoided the largest rock, and waited for the water level to rise before acting.
Above, Han Fei praised him vigorously, saying that he was smart.
At this time, Brother Shi'er's face was no longer depressed, and he smiled very brightly.
……
A few muffled sounds, coupled with exclamations and cheers, Shi Ge'er was finally pulled up.
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Brother Shi grinned a mouthful of snow-white teeth, and his phoenix eyes smiled crookedly: Brother and sister, smash me with flowers and monthly passes! (To be continued.) )