The second more

Thanks to shan1yang2 for rewarding 1ooooo, becoming the second alliance leader in this book, it stands to reason that the alliance leader should add two more, but my father-in-law has been adding more every day recently, and there is no manuscript in my hand, so my father-in-law quickly stayed up all night to code words! When the code comes out, I'll add it to everyone.

The page opened on the tablet just happened to say that Mr. Hermit Lin hugged Miss Liu and kissed passionately, one hand reached into the eldest lady's clothes, rubbing the place on her chest that could not be described, the eldest lady gasped thinly, lost in the lover's indescribable place, the whole person was soft and rotten, she grabbed Mr. Hermit Lin somewhere below the waist that could not be described, put it into the place below her waist that could not be described, and used a posture that could not be described, which could not be described......

Well, in fact, 90% of the text in the book "Miss's Lover" is such a plot, which cannot be described at all in the innocent novel of a serious author like Thirty-two Father-in-law! But this kind of thing that can't be described fully satisfies a certain expectation in Miss Liu's heart, so she is very happy to see it, and has quietly rewarded the author of the novel with 1o yuan, and was planning to reward another 1 million yuan, but Lin Bai came to knock on the door, and she casually put the tablet next to the pillow......

I didn't expect to be seen by Lin Bai, and Miss Liu felt that she was too ashamed to live. A dignified daughter, knowledgeable, elegant and generous, she was actually caught alive when she looked at this kind of thing that could not be described, and she was caught by Lin Bai, and they still had to sleep in a bed for a while, how could they sleep?

Miss Liu rushed to the side of the bed with an arrow, grabbed the tablet with both hands and slammed it on her knees, "click" sounded, the tablet was broken into two, it is worthy of being known as the world's thinnest tablet, it is relatively easy to dismantle it, if it is replaced with a sturdy three-proof tablet, it will not be able to destroy the corpse. Miss Liu threw its corpse into the trash can and snorted, "The garbage is a novel, and it stains my eyes." ”

Lin Bai was dumbfounded, and after a long while, he said with difficulty: "What a good tablet, why do you want to smash it, it's good to give it to me." ”

"This kind of broken tablet inadvertently opened such a broken novel, stained Miss Ben's eyes, and smashed it lightly." In order to hide her embarrassment, Miss Liu had to brutally criticize the poor tablet and put it into the black five category: "I want to find a famous book to see, but I didn't expect to open this kind of garbage novel by mistake, it's really unlucky." ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Fierce Lori has already taken a bath first, put her in the middle of the bed first, and then Lin Bai also went to take a bath, Miss Liu's bathroom is fragrant, those strange bath gels and washing brands Lin Bai has never seen, in order not to stain the eldest lady's embroidery bed, he washed very carefully, and as a result, he also washed himself fragrantly, and when he returned to the bedroom, he saw Miss Liu sitting on the right side of the big bed with a red face, and the middle was Fierce Lori, and the left side was empty for Lin Bai.

Seeing her strange behavior, Lin Bai remembered that when he was a child, he shared a table with a girl, and the girl put a pencil in the middle of the table, and solemnly announced that he was not allowed to cross the boundary, otherwise his fingers would come and cut off his fingers, his elbows would come and cut his elbows, and his head would be cut off when his head came! Now Miss Liu is using a fierce Lori to draw the line, and if his hand reaches over, he may also encounter a very tragic ending.

Lin Bai got into the quilt, and the fierce Lori immediately squeezed into his arms, and Miss Liu didn't dare to move, far away from the two of them.

The room was quiet, and there was a rhythmic breathing sound in his ears, Lin Bai couldn't sleep on the eldest lady's embroidery bed, and he always felt that such an environment was not suitable for him, a little out of place, and a little unable to breathe. It just so happened that Miss Liu couldn't sleep, she lived for twenty years, and shared a bed with a man for the first time, even if there was a giant electric light cannon in the middle, she still couldn't sleep, her heart was full of trouble, blood was gushing on her head, and she couldn't breathe at all.

So I can only think about it!

Lin Bai began to think about the action * drama starring Zhang Zhizhi, and Miss Liu began to think about "The Eldest Lady's Lover", in fact, they should all think about the blue sky and white clouds, the shadow of the coconut grove trees, and the vast prairie...... Maybe thinking about those things can calm their minds and eliminate embarrassment and **, but in this situation, whether men or women, they can't get rid of the word **, which is the instinct of human reproduction, and it is not so easy to resist!

Fortunately, the difference between human beings and animals is that human beings still have reason and self-control, and they are not lightly swayed, both of them only stay in the stage of cranky thinking, and they do not act rashly, and they fall asleep unconsciously......

The next morning, when Lin Bai woke up, he didn't know when he slept in the middle of the bed, with his left hand holding the fierce Lori and his right hand holding Miss Liu...... Isn't Violent Lori in the middle? How do you turn over to become like this? It's so scary, it's even scarier than a horror movie.

Lin Baixian himself is better than Wang Zhengyu!

Wang Zhengyu slept with two female stars last night, but Lin Bai slept with two daughters, this is not a grade thing, female stars can sleep as long as they spend some money to invest in helping them make films, but no matter how much money the daughter has, there is no place to buy it. Lin Bai had inadvertently stood at the pinnacle that was difficult for ordinary humans to reach, drawing his sword and looking around at a loss, who could compare.

Lin Bai moved slightly, and Miss Liu woke up, and now that she was in Lin Bai's arms, she didn't make a fuss or scream, she just jumped out of bed quickly, blushing and softly said, "I...... I'm going to call breakfast for ......."

Lin Bai noticed that she was talking about the word "call", not the word "do".

Then the ferocious Lori also woke up and rubbed her eyes: "Oh? Is it dawn? What's for breakfast? ”

Yes, this woman is even more stylish, she even omitted the step of "calling" and went directly to the procedure of "eating...... Lin Bai and this kind of eldest lady who has been corrupted by capitalism has no reason to talk about, so he flattened his mouth and said: "You all sit down, I'll buy you breakfast, Uncle Zhang's soy milk fritters, that's a must!" ”

Miss Liu turned on the TV in the living room, and the moment Lin Bai walked out of the door, he heard the news playing on the TV: "Ye Xiao, a biology professor who escaped from Tieshanping Prison, has not yet been arrested...... The police will give a reward of 10,000 yuan to citizens who provide clues. ”

100,000 yuan, Lin Bai shed a drop of saliva, but thinking of how troublesome it was to hunt down the criminals, this kind of money was too difficult to earn, it was better to shoot advertisements, so he sucked the saliva back. Now his vision is getting higher, and it seems to be a little different from ordinary ** silk.

Walking in front of Uncle Zhang's soybean milk fritter stall, suddenly today's stall is a little different, in addition to Uncle Zhang shouting, there is also a young man in his early twenties, who is also pulling his neck and shouting: "Soy milk fritters!" ”

"Hah! Xiaoyi, you're back! Lin Bai was overjoyed.

When the young man named Xiaoyi saw Lin Bai, his face was also full of joy: "The drum has to touch the forest!" Xiaobai, you haven't changed at all. ”

The young man's full name is Zhang Deyi, Uncle Zhang's only son, twenty-two years old this year, two years younger than Lin Bai, an authentic old street child, Lin Bai's iron buddy. When I was a child, we played together every day. It's a pity that when Xiaoyi was in the fifth grade of elementary school, Uncle Zhang's wife went to New York to pan for gold, relying on cleaning people, she could earn thousands of dollars a month, and after having a "high income", the woman could no longer return to the dull, she began to dislike Uncle Zhang, who sold soy milk fritters, was unproductive, and asked him to follow him abroad to be a cleaner, but Uncle Zhang was reluctant to go, so in the first year of Xiaoyi's junior high school, the woman returned to China and divorced Uncle Zhang, and then took Xiaoyi away to New York, and there was no news......

I thought that Xiaoyi would leave the old street forever, but he never thought that after many years, he would suddenly run out to sell soy milk fritters with Uncle Zhang, which was overjoyed.

"Why are you back?" Lin Bai laughed and punched him.

"Hey!" Xiaoyi smiled helplessly and said: "I can't get used to my mother's virtue, she has already drilled into the eyes of money, everything must be involved with money, it seems that there is nothing to do without money, in the past few years, she has worked hard to make money, make money, make money...... I don't know what she's busy with, out of sight and out of mind, so I just go back to China to accompany my dad to sell soy milk fritters. ”

Lin Bai smiled dumbly, picked his head in embarrassment and said, "Ahem, what's this...... In fact, I was also trying my best to make money, sharpening my head and drilling into the eyes of money, but I didn't make a lot of money. Stretched out his hand and touched it in his pocket, only to find out about two hundred yuan, and a pack of cosmic brand dragon and phoenix Chengxiang, Lin Bai scattered one to Zhang Deyi.

The two of them took a puff of dry grass cigarettes together, and then laughed at the same time.

"You're a turtle now!" Lin Bai patted him on the shoulder and said, "With the word turtle, it shouldn't be difficult to find a big company to work in, and if there is any good job in the future, you have to introduce me to it." ”

Zhang Deyi pouted: "I don't plan to enter any big company, I want to help my father do a good job in the soybean milk fritters business." ”

Lin Bai Daqi: "Oh? What else is there to do in this business? ”

Zhang Deyi said with a smile: "If my dad pushes a small stall to sell on the roadside, it must be nothing to do." But if you get it into the store, make it into a decent brand, and package it, maybe you will have a head. ”

Lin Bai opened his mouth wide: "Brand? Wrap? What? No matter how it is packaged, soy milk fritters can't make cake milk, right? ”

Zhang Degai said with a smile: "I'll tell you, our family is called 'Zhang Ji old fritters', legend has it that Zhang Fei in the Three Kingdoms era loved to eat fritters, he understood a unique fritter technique, fried fritters are soaked and delicious, famous far and wide, even the Shu Emperor Liu Bei loves to eat, and listed them as tribute. Later, after thousands of years of war, the descendants of the Zhang family suffered countless casualties, and the fritter technology was lost, and Zhang Deyi, the 3,192nd generation descendant of the Zhang family, accidentally found the bamboo slips left by the ancestors, and finally let the 'Zhang Ji old fritters' that had been lost for nearly 2,000 years see the light of day...... Gee...... You say, shouldn't this kind of fritters be sold more expensive? ”

Lin Bai's saliva flowed out: "Wow, Xiaoyi, do you still have this ancestral secret recipe at home?" Zhang Fei's favorite fritters? Sounds so powerful, fry a fritter and give it to me! ”

Zhang Deyi rolled his eyes angrily: "I'm fooling outsiders, what ancestral secret recipe does the ghost have, it's just a gimmick, those onlookers who don't know the truth heard my story, and thought it was true, and then my fritters can be several times more expensive......"

"I'll rub, it turns out that you have been in the United States for all these years and learned how to be a profiteer!" r1152

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