When I got into the car, I said to Jingjing: "Jingjing, don't do that to people." This fortune-telling is sometimes quite clever. Jingjing said: "What age is this, do you really believe it." You're not afraid of being deceived. ”

Actually, to be honest, I'm not very averse to fortune-telling or anything. Maybe it's because I was born in the countryside, I said to Jingjing: "My grandfather can tell fortunes, and the people in the village often ask him to tell fortunes and watch feng shui or something." Not to mention, his old man is still very accurate sometimes. For example, one day when I went to work in the field, everyone went. My grandfather stayed at home. Grandma asked him why he didn't go, and Grandpa said it would rain in a while and it would rain for another day. If you go, you have to run back. Grandma said that grandpa was lazy and didn't want to go to the ground. On a sunny day, it is said that the rain is also a cloud. How could it be the next day, but it really rained for the day. ”

Another time, Grandpa met the third uncle, who is also the grandfather of the second dog. Grandpa said to the third child, do you dream of a fire when you dream at night?

The third uncle asked strangely: "Uncle, how do you know?" I've been dreaming about fire for more than a month. You can always pinch and calculate, you can break it. ”

Grandpa said, "Break the fart, hurry up and go to the hospital." Check your heart. ”

Jingjing smiled: "Your grandfather can really break it, what happened later?" ”

The third uncle listened to his grandfather's words, and he didn't care about the fact that he was busy with farming at the time, and he didn't have time to go to the hospital. As a result, one day, in the ground, he said that his heart hurt. The family hurriedly got a tractor from the Daocun Health Center. When the doctor at the clinic saw it, he said that he had a myocardial infarction and that he had died early.

Jingjing said: "It's so spiritual." You're not going to make up a story to lie to me, are you? ”

I said: "Why lie to you, this world is not as simple as you think, there are many things that scientists can't explain until now, you have watched the Central Ten Channel, which is the science and education channel." ”

Jingjing said: "I know, I like to watch it." ”

I said, "Do you think their explanations are reliable?" ”

When I arrived at Jingjing's house, I offered pajamas worth a month's worth of my salary. Lao Yue seemed very happy, and I suddenly thought of a question, whether this is considered a bribe.

According to Jingjing, pajamas are things that fit snugly. Sending this thing seems intimate. This is all intimate, it shouldn't be considered a bribe.

Lao Yue didn't have his usual shelf today, and he looked very kind and kind. I guess it's not the power of pajamas.

The meal was not yet ready, and the little nanny was frying and frying in the kitchen. It seems that today's dinner is very formal. It will also be hearty.

Lao Yue said: "The meal is not good yet. Do you know how to play chess? ”

I said, "Yes." ”

Lao Yue said: "Okay, accompany me to kill a game." ”

Lao Yue's chess skills are really not covered, although let me go first. But I still struggled and lost the game.

Lao Yue said: "Actually, from the first step you took, I knew that you were going to lose. ”

I said, "That's amazing." ”

Lao Yue smiled: "Because your first step is handsome." ”

At this time, Jingjing shouted, "It's time to eat." ”

Lao Yue asked, "Can you make two cups?" ”

I said, "It's okay, it's not as good as you." Half a pound should be fine. ”

Lao Yue scooped out a bottle of wine without a brand from the wine cabinet and said, "Then drink two cups with me." ”

Jingjing saw Lao Yue carrying the bottle and said, "Dad, Chongyang has just been discharged from the hospital." You can't drink this wine. ”

Lao Yue scolded with a smile: "The girl's appearance." I've raised you for 20 years, how many days have you known this kid. Scoop me a cup. ”

Jingjing said angrily: "Don't go." ”

Lao Yue said: "Okay, you don't go, right?" Then I'll go. Then he went to scoop the cup.

I asked Jingjing, "What kind of wine?" ”

Jingjing said nervously: "What kind of wine is that, this is the first pot of wine sent by my father from an old subordinate on the labor camp in the countryside, and that thing has seventy-two degrees." It is the same degree as medical alcohol, which is not suitable for human consumption at all. ”

I nervously asked, "Then your dad is not human." Did your whole family come from Mars? ”

Jingjing said: "Get out." I'll drink you to death. ”

Lao Yue scooped two cups of beer and came back, I dizzy, this cup is two and a half, watching Lao Yue pour a full cup to me, I have an urge to cry, you really look up to me.

Lao Yue didn't have any opening remarks, scooped up the cup and said, "Come, take a whole bite." With that, he took a big sip, which was half a cup. Fight, you can't make Lao Yue look down on you.

I also took a big sip, which I swallowed and regretted. The throat went all the way to the stomach, and in an instant it burned like a living mass. As for the mouth, after the wine has entered the mouth, even the tongue is gone? p>

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Jingjing then came in and poured me a glass of water. "I told you that you can't drink it. You can still drink so much in one sip. He patted me on the back as he spoke.

I walked out of the bathroom with a red face, and Lao Yue smiled: "Didn't you say that you can make half a catty?" How can you not do it in one bite. "This old boy still laughed at me and fought hard. Lao Tzu would rather get drunk today than scare you to death.

I took my wine glass and said, "Uncle Yue, I won't call you Director at home today." I am your junior and your subordinate, and I respect you. After taking a big sip, my stomach seemed to get used to it, but my brain was a little uncomfortable, and I felt like everything was slowing down when I buzzed. And the hearing is unusually clear. I've drunk too much, but I've never felt this way before.

Lao Yue talked and drank with me, and in the end I felt dizzy, but there was no headache, just dizzy.

"Xiao Wang, I heard that District Chief Zhou is your uncle." Lao Yue asked.

"What uncle, he and Officer Qiu of the district party committee were doing that in the parking lot, and I had a heart attack, and I said this in order to gag my mouth, so that I would not be suspicious when I entered the convoy." I was dizzy from drinking, and I said it without any sense of precaution. The main reason is that this old guy is from a criminal police background, and he doesn't know how many old fritters he has tried in his life. It's not like playing with me, a hairy boy.

"Oh, I see." Lao Yue muttered.

What I talked about next, what Lao Yue asked and what I answered, I forgot it. Because I'm unfortunate enough to be broken again.

Much later, Jingjing once said it to me. Let me practice my drinking, and if we have a daughter in the future, we will also have a drink of 72 degrees with our son-in-law, and it will be the truth to ask what to say.

I...... Let's go.

I'm sorry for the late update today.,Forgive me, there's no special one today.