Fifty-third, a peaceful life
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It's a new day again, and every day in Lao Cai is quiet and peaceful. Most impassioned or passionate stories will skip the daily life of the heroes, because the life that does not change day after day, year after year, is not worth writing into the story, but Lin Bai thinks that this is not right, the life of Diao Silk is always peaceful, if you don't write a peaceful life, then Diao Silk has nothing to write.
So, Lin Bai had an epiphany about why Diao Si never became the protagonist of the story.
He woke up very early today, the alarm clock was set at five o'clock in the morning, and it was still dark outside. After getting up, he put on his pajamas and rushed out, not even bothering to wash his face and brush his teeth, because Jiajia is too hateful, and if she doesn't get up early enough, she will snatch her lines again.
opened the shutter door, and greeted him with Jiajia's middle finger: "Get up so late, I won't kill you." ”
"I'm cāo, you're too early, it's all dark." Lin Bai was furious: "The ghost only came to open the door so early." ”
"My sister didn't sleep, waiting for you to come out." Jiajia said triumphantly: "I can go to sleep now, anyway, I have nothing to do during the day, I can slowly sleep, hahahaha." ”
There is no reason to talk to this woman, Lin Bai said angrily: "You are cheating." ”
Jiajia smiled: "There is only one way for you to defeat me, and that is to sleep with me in your arms at night, so that I can't get up before you." After saying that, she actually stretched out her tongue and licked it on her lips, as if she wanted to swallow Lin Bai.
Vixens are terrible! Lin Bai Wolf fled, closed the roller shutter door, and vowed not to go out until she went home and fell asleep.
Jiajia's voice came from outside the door: "Xiaobai, you can't spend 10,000 yuan at my sister's place every day, if you are willing to sleep with me in your arms, I plan to be your **, but you just refused, so I decided to close the shop and do a serious business." ”
"Oh?" Only then did Lin Bai know that she was testing herself just now, it seemed that she didn't sleep all night and stood guard at the door, not only to grab her own lines, but also to have deeper considerations. However, no matter whether she tries it or not, Lin Bai will also refuse Jiajia, because he regards her as a close friend, and he can stick a knife in her ribs, but he will never carry her to bed.
"What serious business are you going to do?"
"What do you think of selling some parallel mobile phones?"
"I'm dizzy, what kind of serious business is selling parallel goods." Lin Bai opened the roller shutter door and walked out: "Can't you be more serious?" It's better to sell pancakes than parallel goods. ”
Jiajia said with a smile: "There are Uncle Zhang's soy milk fritters on this street, and my sister sells pancakes to grab breakfast business, is this appropriate?" ”
"That's selling noodles."
"There is already an old woman with rice noodles, who dares to sell small noodles here is to die, and the neighbors still don't spit on me?"
"Of course the hot pot is not good, there is Aunt Qin's hot pot here."
Lin Bai was defeated, except for pancakes, noodles, and hot pot, he didn't know what other business he could do. This is the sadness of diao, who has the heart to do something but does not know where to invest. Older old men and wives have the same problem, they have money and no place to invest, and when scammers appear, their money can easily be taken away by some investment scams.
"Don't worry, selling parallel mobile phones now is not a violation of law and discipline, and you won't be caught and locked up." Jiajia smiled and said, "At least it's better than beauty, do you say?" ”
"Okay! You've said that, what else can I say, when will it start? I'm going to be the first customer in your store. ”
Jiajia said with a smile: "Starting today, you have to close the shop first, post a notice of sublease on the door, and after a few days, wash the makeup on your face, and come back with the appearance of a normal person...... At that time, my sister will be a woman from a good family. I didn't want to sue you, so I changed my identity to hook up and hook up with you, maybe I could get your virginity, but my sister didn't want to lie to you...... In this world, sister is the only one who doesn't want to deceive. There was a bit of regret in her voice, as if it had been a difficult decision to make this decision.
Lin Bai felt a little empty in her heart, she said this last time, and thought she was joking, but she didn't expect that there was really such a plan, with her ability to hook up with men, the chance of success in this matter was too great, fortunately, she didn't lose her heart, and said it in advance, so don't be afraid, the girls who have approached her in the past few days will not be fooled if they are all treated as vixens.
As soon as dawn came a big truck from the moving company and loaded everything in the store onto the car. Jiajia stood in the center of the old street and said loudly to the surroundings: "Thank you neighbors for taking care of Jiajia in the past few years...... Jiajia is going back to her hometown, and she will never come to Lao Cai again, goodbye, everyone. ”
Although Lin Bai knew that she would be back soon, she thought that she was telling the truth, Jiajia would really leave, and it would definitely not be Jiajia who would come back in a few days, the vixen who wore heavy makeup and peeked at Lin Bai's virgin body every day would disappear from this world from today on, and in its place, it would be a pure on the outside and fiery on the inside...... The nine-tailed vixen, this thing is more terrifying than the vixen.
Many neighbors came out to see off Jiajia, such as Qianqian, Granny Zheng, Cai Dabei, Uncle Zhang, Old Man Qi, and Thirty-two Fathers-in-law...... But there are many who didn't come, because Jiajia is not a serious girl, and not every neighbor can afford her. The female demon king didn't go downstairs, she was sleepy, life and death were not suitable for the demon king, and Jiajia's little tricks couldn't fool her. The female daring man didn't come out to see her off, her hearing was excellent, and Jiajia and Lin Bai's whispers couldn't hide from her. At this time, she was preparing for the opening of the rice noodle shop, but at the moment when the big truck of the moving company drove away, she whispered: "I wish you to change your mind and be a new person from now on." ”
There was one person who felt the most grief, it was a bald middle-aged man who held the thigh of the truck driver to prevent him from driving, and yelled in pain, "Jiajia don't go, I'm willing to marry you." It's a pity that Jiajia doesn't love him, she only treats him as a customer. There are many wrong loves in this world, and there are ordinary men who fall in love with Miss by mistake, such as a bald head falling in love with Jiajia, and there are also Miss falling in love with ordinary men, such as Jiajia falling in love with Lin Bai, and the ending of this kind of story is usually not very good.
The truck driver pushed the bald man away and drove away, the bald man fell to his knees and cried for a long time, and since that day, he has not been to the old street again.
After a small episode, the old street returned to its usual rhythm again, Uncle Zhang began to shout soy milk fritters, Old Man Qi began to sell cigarettes, the old woman rice noodles also started business as usual, and non-staple food stores, hot pot restaurants, and hardware and grocery stores opened one after another. This world can function normally without anyone, and of course there will not be a fox spirit without it.
Lin Bai sat at the door of the store, bathing in the early morning sun, warm, holding a word card in his hand to learn the Demon King's language...... The mind is unusually clear, learning things quickly, and the letters that were obscure yesterday have become clear today. He knew why, because Jiajia had finally bravely shaken off the past and strode forward, and he would follow suit. Lin Bai wasn't really stupid, he was just lazy most of the time, and he didn't want to be lazy today, so his mind became clear.
You will definitely succeed
Rush forward bravely
I was born to be useful
You are the best
hum
sang a song to cheer himself up, and continued to bury his head in the words of the demon king. In fact, this language is not complicated, there are only forty letters in total, which is a little more difficult than English, and after seeing the several permutations and combinations of these letters, he memorized a large number of vocabulary cards handed over to him by the female demon king, and Lin Bai can now deal with simple sentences.
Take out the Demon King Codex and look through it slowly, the first simple spell can already be understood, such as the dark regeneration magic, he can already restore every letter, unlike before I only remember the pronunciation "I bought a watch last year".
Follow the spells in the codex one by one and look down, skipping those you don't understand.
Suddenly, something that can be understood, study it carefully, this is an alchemy, can make a medicine called "copper skin and iron bones", and it is invulnerable to water and fire within an hour after eating. Lin Bai couldn't help but be overjoyed, the medicine to protect people is good, first make a thousand children and give them to Qianqian, no one can hurt her.
When it comes to Qianqian, Lin Bai will become decisive, never dragging mud and water, jumping up as soon as his body flips, and starting to collect the materials of "copper skin and iron bones". A pound of copper, a pound of iron, these two things are easy to find, just pull them in the garbage heap at home and find out, the last material is called "Iron Gladiolus leaves", what is this? I went to the flower market in the north of the city and found out that this is just a very ordinary plant, and you can buy a large plant for a few dozen yuan and move it home.
Anyway, it's all out, so I just buy some other materials and supplement all kinds of medicines. Lin Bai is easy to fight, the last time he fought the horse monkey monster, he ate seven or eight pills, and next time he didn't do it well, it would be like this, and it would not work if he didn't do more medicine. Plump, breasts, fat, buttocks should also prepare some spare, the consumption of the Rose Knights must be very large. Because the evil power on the watch is inexplicably rising again, they must have killed people with medicine again.
Lin Bai bought some octopus tentacles again, but the rhinoceros horn and bear paw are a little troublesome, that thing is forbidden, not you can buy it if you want to, the last time I went to buy it, I broke my leg, I can't say enough good things, this time even if I borrowed money from Qianqian, I don't know where to buy it. Suddenly, I thought of someone, so I picked up my mobile phone and dialed Old Man Liu's phone: "Old Liu, I want to buy a batch of bear paws and rhinoceros horns, do you have any channels there?" ”
Liu Lao's voice was not very confident: "How much do you want?" If you say too much, I'm afraid it won't work...... In the past few decades, I have been doing serious business, and there are not many ways to do prohibited items. ”
Lin Bai wanted ten, which was a bit much, so he said cautiously: "I want a little more......"
"A lot?" Liu Lao was frightened: "I really can't get a lot of this thing, or you can get five hundred catties." ”
Lin Bai almost softened, and hurriedly said: "No need to be so much, ten rhinoceros horns, ten bear paws will do." ”
"What channel do you want for ten?" Old man Liu was very puzzled: "I'll send someone to send it to you, and I'll be there in an hour." ”
Look at it, it is easy for rich people to do things, Lin Bai felt very annoyed, people are so rich, why am I so poor? In fact, he shouldn't be poor, his earning power has risen sharply recently, if it weren't for the damn female demon king who was a hindrance and always robbed his own money, he would have made a fortune a long time ago, damn it, he would have to attack her at night tonight.
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