The second update——

"Half a million losses?" The ice cream in Lin Bai's hand almost fell to the ground, Nima, this DQ ice cream is so expensive, the retail price is only 22 yuan, how can you eat a loss of 500,000 yuan? Hurriedly went over and helped Old Man Liu down from the car: "Don't be angry Old Liu, cough, she didn't mean it, the 500,000 is my ......"

"Count yours? Why? Old man Liu said curiously: "What does it have to do with you?" ”

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "I made the call, I ate lard at the time and was blinded by it, and I wanted to eat an ice cream, but she left her business to buy ice cream, cough cough, any loss is mine, which garment factory is it?" I'm going to apologize. ”

Old man Liu shook his head: "500,000 yuan our Liu family can afford to lose, we can't rely on Xiaobai's phone, it's this girl who doesn't know the seriousness, I'll go home and smoke this uncompetitive granddaughter." The old man Liu drove the Bentley away, probably to find the garment factory to apologize, the old man is very reasonable, and it is strange for Lin Bai to apologize for this matter, the Liu family's affairs are better for the Liu family to come forward.

Lin Bai looked at Miss Liu, and Miss Liu blushed and lowered her head not to look at him.

Okay, this is what I praised just now, the virtuous helper who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, if you marry home, you will bankrupt the family in minutes, and the tens of billions of family wealth are not enough for her to mess around, but you can't blame her, after all, people are doing things for you, Lin Bai coughed twice, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Well, didn't you ask if you were free? If you don't have time, don't buy ice cream. ”

Miss Liu pouted: "Talking about business is a small matter, Xiaobai's business is a big thing, in front of a big thing, of course, the time for small things has to be freed." ”

"No, no, no, I feel that eating ice cream is a small thing, and talking about business is a big thing." Lin Bai Khan.

The female demon king suddenly interjected at this time: "It's nonsense, the people take food as the sky, what else can there be in addition to eating?" ”

"That's it!" Miss Liu was happy and got the support of Sister Bawanghua, and the matter was qualitative: "Xiaobai eating ice cream is definitely a super important event, and of course it is not enough to talk about business." ”

"500,000!" Lin Bai screamed: "Bingqi Lin is only twenty-two yuan." ”

"You're thinking like a dick." The female demon king snorted: "Use the amount of money to measure the priority of things, that is the dick that can't turn over in a lifetime." Gao Fushuai doesn't care about the amount of money, just depends on whether he is happy or not. We're not happy to talk about business today, so we're going to talk about ice cream. ”

"That's it!" Miss Liu clapped her hands and laughed.

Lin Bai: "......"

There is no reason to talk about these two unknown women, Lin Bai had to use urine, and when he walked to the door of the toilet, he found that there were two women cleaning inside, and every inch of tiles in the bathroom was carefully wiped with a rag...... Moreover, at the same time, they are attacking each other with rags and mops, and the small bathroom is simply a Shura field, with water droplets everywhere, mops and rags flying around, and normal humans can't get into it at all.

Well, is this the battle between the maid and the orderly?

No, to be precise, the battle of abnormal maids and psychopathic orderlies!

Where is the Pure Land of Bliss, O heaven, and the earth? Don't even let people use the toilet?

Lin Bai fled into the backyard, looked left and right to see that there was no one, got into the flowers, pulled down his pants and peed happily, and before he could close the zipper, he saw a girl come out of the muddy floor of the garden, and said in a daze: "Who will pour water on me?" ”

It turned out that the Juniper Flower Demon was burying himself here to sleep, and Lin Bai was soaked in urine on the top of other people's heads, and he was simply heartbroken. This is not the first time that Lin Bai has treated the Juniper Flower Demon so frantically, and even his stomach has been too big for others...... Oh no, no big belly, just pollination!

The juniper flower demon came out and complained, and found that Lin Bai was facing her, and the little friend who had just finished booing had not taken it back, so he was there. The flower demon girl's face suddenly turned red: "Lord Demon King, what are you...... What are you doing? ”

"Uh...... I'll ......" Lin Bai was anxious: "I'll water you some fertilizer." ”

"That...... Many...... Thank you, Lord Demon. The juniper flower demon blushed with shame, and retracted back to the ground, leaving only one flower on the ground, Lin Bai was sweating profusely, stuffed the little friend back into his pants and put it up, and then pulled her out of the soil again: "Hey, I just pissed casually, I don't really want to water fertilizer, you go take a bath......"

"Okay!" The juniper demon rushed into the bathroom with a red face, and then retreated with a whoop, and the two women inside were still fighting...... In desperation, she had to jump into the hot spring pool, according to her, the flower demon can't soak in warm water, and will die, but ...... If it's just a wash, it's not a big problem.

Lin Bai returned to the door of the house depressed and sat back on the rattan chair, Miss Liu and the female demon king were still chatting happily, ignoring them! Lin Bai picked up the DQ ice cream that Miss Liu had just bought and ate it beautifully, this thing is worth 500,000 yuan, you have to taste it well.

When he was eating happily, an old man walked up to Lin Bai, pulled over a rattan chair menacingly, and then sat down with his butt and sat opposite Lin Bai, staring at him.

Old Flash!

"Hey, what's the wind blowing you?" Lin Bai spread his hands: "The peace of the Marvel world is still waiting for you to maintain, don't go to the human world to eat and drink." ”

"I was so hurt by you that I had to come here." The old man said indignantly: "Since the last time you made such a fuss in the Marvel world, there were many young people who asked to be the Flash, but I think these guys are all angry young people, and they are the kind of young people who will make a big fuss when they get the power in their hands, I don't worry about handing over the inheritance to them, but they are very entangled, so I have to escape to the human world." If you hurt me, you have to be responsible for me, and during my time in the human world, I want to eat you, live with you, and you are responsible for finding me an upright and kind heir. ”

", it's my business." Lin Bai crossed Erlang's legs and didn't want to take responsibility: "Food and accommodation are trivial things, I can provide them to you, the heir doesn't care about my business, I don't have a friend like Guo Jing who is so upright and stupid that I can introduce to you." ”

"Who is Guo Jing?"

"Ahem, you don't have to worry about this." Lin Bai snorted: "You don't know you either." ”

"Alas, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient, where can we find an heir who knows how to restrain his own strength?" The old man was so depressed that he couldn't do it.

"You don't want to find it in our Huaxia." Lin Bai snorted: "If you don't believe it, look at our Internet, there is a shouting and shouting of killing, and the debate on the 'death penalty for child abduction' is still arguing......

The old man looked at the notebook that Lin Bai pushed over, and couldn't help but be at a loss.

"We have an old saying in Huaxia, good people come out of the golden stick, do you know what it means? That is to say, if a person does not learn well, you will beat him hard with a stick made of gold, and if you beat him, he will be beaten into a good person. ”

As soon as Lin Bai's voice fell, Miss Liu next to him complained: "Xiaobai, the golden stick is not made of gold, it is Huangjing...... A plant. ”

Knowing that people are uneducated, don't complain, Lin Bai was speechless.

The old Flash was also depressed: "Dizzy, I think he died before he became a good person, right?" ”

"By the way, old man, I have a question for you, and you came just in time." Lin Bai pulled him and said with a smile: "If the inheritance of the Flash wants to transcend time and space and go back to a few years ago, how much righteous power does it need?" ”

The old man wrenched his fingers and calculated: "At least five million, all superimposed into speed, running wild on the cosmic treadmill, you can transcend time and space and travel to the past." ”

"I'll rub!" Lin Bai was frightened by this number, so high? How many good deeds is this Nima going to do? How much time does it take to save enough?

At this time, Superwoman went out in an OL outfit, and it seemed that she was going to work at the newspaper, Lin Bai hurriedly stopped her and said: "I heard that if Superman's inheritance flies around the earth at a speed faster than light, it can also travel through time, how much righteous power does it need?" ”

Superwoman also counted with her fingers: "At least 20 million!" There's no way, our inheritance is not as good as the Flash in terms of speed, and if you want to achieve the same speed, Superman needs to consume more righteous power. ”

Lin Bai's eyes were dark, and he almost fell to the ground.

"Little Superman, what do you want to do through time?" The old Flash looked at Lin Bai curiously: "Want to save your parents?" Avoid being an orphan yourself? It won't work, the damned will definitely die, even if you reverse time and space, you can't save it...... Because the ring of fate is so high that no one can disobey it...... You know what? The ancestor Superman Clark Kent tried to travel through time and space and return to Krypton, which has not yet been destroyed, to save people, but he also failed. ”

"People who don't die can be saved, right? Change your life or something. ”

"It's hard!" The old Flash shook his head and said: "Studies have shown that time has an amazing inertia, or a binding force, at a certain point in time, the development of things will always be constrained to a fixed route, I will give you an example, if you go back to the past, give yourself 50 million, want to make yourself rich and handsome, but it is very likely that the money will be lost by you playing cards in a blink of an eye, and now, you are still a dick." ”

"I never gamble."

"Then you may be stolen by thieves, and you are still a dick."

"I'll take the safe and put it up."

"Then your house may catch fire, and the safe will burn into molten iron, and you are still a dick ......"

"I deposit in the bank."

"Banks will fail! Your claim is fruitless, and you're still a dick. ”

"Damn, I'm in the National Bank."

"Then the aliens may invade, the world will be in shambles, your country will be ruined, and the deposit will be gone......"

"I'll rub, what do you mean?" Lin Bai jumped up.

"Dick silk is your fate, no matter how you change your fate, at a certain stage, you will turn back into dick." The old Flash snorted: "Even if you meet the female demon king and have superpowers, billions a year, you are still a dick." Dick silk is a kind of temperament, it doesn't matter how much money you have or how high your social status is. ”

"Okay, don't talk about me." Lin Bai said in a low voice: "What if you want to change your friend's fate?" ”R1152