107. V33 Autism
"Mr. Lei, I haven't seen you for a long time, and my temper is good." Ye Youyang glanced at him lightly.
The moment Lei Yiming saw Ye Youyang, he immediately understood that he had made a strict mistake, his wife brought his son to meet his best friend in college, but he ran to catch the rape like a fool jumping out of a vinegar vat.
"Wife, I was wrong, it's up to you to beat or scold, don't be angry." Lei Yiming's face changed faster than Sichuan Opera's face, and it was lightning and thunder just now, and it was spring in an instant.
"There are outsiders here, let's go back and talk about it." Xiao Diandian still wants to be faceless after all, so he just said coldly with a calm face.
"Dot, don't be angry with him, it's all a misunderstanding." Ye Youyang hurriedly persuaded.
"Don't worry, there's nothing." Xiao nodded and squeezed out a smile.
"By the way, tell him, don't tell me to Beidou first, I'm going back to City A, I've thought about it, I'll talk to him." Ye Youyang whispered in her ear.
"Don't worry, he won't dare to say a word." Xiao nodded and gritted his teeth and said.
Lei Yiming didn't dare to hug his wife's waist, so he had to lean over and pick up his son and leave behind his wife.
"Alas! Lying down, they were shot. Shen Qiluo sighed as he looked at the backs of the two of them leaving.
"Who made you look like a disaster to the country and the people?" Ye Yuyang joked.
"Sister, are you still in the mood to joke? This Lei Yiming is Xiang Beidou's best friend, and when he sees you, it is equivalent to seeing you to Beidou. Shen Qiluo said.
"I know a little bit, and if she says that if she is sure, it will be absolutely fine. I don't want to see Xiang Beidou just yet, I just want to spend a few days with my baby. Ye Youyang said confidently.
"You're really big-hearted, aren't you worried about worry-free?" Shen Qiluo added a sentence brainlessly.
Inexplicably, he was treated as a traitor by Lei Yiming, and it was not good to shoot too hard, and the depression in his heart had not yet astigmatized, so he wanted to tease Ye Youyang, a low-IQ woman.
"With a good master like you, where can I worry about her?" Ye Youyang has known him for a few years, and he knows him well, knowing that he wants to make fun of himself, but he didn't fall for his plan, but choked him casually.
"I didn't look at the yellow calendar today, and I made mistakes everywhere." Shen Qiluo saw that he didn't tease people, but was choked, muttered a constipated face, reflexively returned to the computer, and casually opened a web page that looked unpleasant.
Ye Youyang glimpsed the bright web page from a distance and instantly turned into pitch black, and couldn't help but sigh secretly: This unlucky website, you must not have read the yellow calendar today, right?
Sure enough, the night passed, Xiang Beidou did not come to disturb them, Ye Youyang enjoyed the happiness of being alone with his son, and was completely unwilling to think about what Xiang Beidou and his female fans did back then.
Xiang Yang was worried from the beginning, for fear of goofs, and became more and more casual and leisurely.
You don't have to go to kindergarten classes, you don't have to complete the homework assigned by the teacher every day, you don't have to be followed by bodyguards everywhere you go, you can eat whatever you want, no one keeps nagging in your ear, this is unhygienic, that is not good for health, don't mention how cool it is to live a small life!
What made him even more happy was that there was a Shen Qiluo by his side.
For ordinary normal children Xiang Yang, it is simply a god-like storage zài, the game can't pass the level, the great god moves his keyboard, directly to the computer that Xiang Yang plays, and instantly an invincible plug-in is installed, all the way to the clearance.
Look at the "Youareagenius! (You're a genius)", his little heart was so excited that he almost jumped out!
Occasionally, when he asked a computer question, Shen Qiluo could give the answer casually, without stumbling at all.
Xiang Yang finally understood why Sister Wuwu was so bullish, it turned out that she had a godfather who was more bullish than her!
So, when he called Shen Qiluo godfather, the more he called it, the more smooth it became, and he couldn't wait to omit the word "dry".
Besides, Sister Worry-Free's mommy, every time she leans on her arms, she is always warm, which makes him feel like he wants to fall asleep.
From childhood to adulthood, Xiang Yang, who has not been accompanied by his mother, feels that Sister Worry-free is so happy!
I can be with Mommy every day, listen to Mommy's gentle voice, pillow Mommy's soft arms, and fall asleep in the lullaby songs or stories told by Mommy.
No, when he gets home, he must find a way to find out Mommy's whereabouts, even if Dad and Mommy divorce, he must go to Mommy by himself.
Ye Youyang's side felt even more happy.
Carefree baby has been different since she was a child, and her self-care ability is super strong, except for listening to a lullaby, she scoffs at other bedtime stories, thinking that they are too pediatric, so that those toddler bedtime stories that she watched countless times during pregnancy are useless.
Now it's okay, finally a normal child came, listened to her story with relish, and said vigorously: "Mommy, what happened later?" Did Baby Bear find his mommy later? ”
Whenever Xiang Yang looked at her with sparkling eyes and looked forward to her continuing to tell the story, Ye Youyang would feel a special sense of accomplishment, she could finally be a mommy who was expected by her son.
Monday arrived, and Kuang Wuwu, as Xiang Yang's stand-in, was forced to go to kindergarten and began a long boring day.
With a bunch of little kids, enduring the fool-like lessons taught by the kindergarten teacher, forced to sit in low seats, unable to look around.
That's all there is to it, free time, and she has to endure one after another little female fans who are Xiang Yang to be courteous to her, which makes her almost go berserk.
originally thought that Xiang Yang's life was very comfortable, but he didn't expect to be an ordinary child, for a genius child, it was so painful that it was outrageous.
I used to think that if I didn't have to train with my godfather and learn all kinds of knowledge from him, it should be the happiest thing in the world, but now I know how happy I am to be with my godfather, at least I don't have to endure these stupid children and stupid teachers.
As a result, Kuang Wuwu could only look at the sky outside the window alone every day, letting his thoughts wander.
On Friday, when Xiang Beidou came to pick her up, Teacher Xiaoding said with a worried face: "Mr. Xiang, I think your family Yangyang seems to have a little problem recently." ”
"What's wrong with him?" Xiang Beidou hurriedly asked.
"I think he seems to have a little bit of autism, Yang Yang has always been a very lively child, but recently he doesn't like to talk to all the children, and he doesn't want to play with them, he is always alone in a daze with the sky." Teacher Xiaoding said very carefully.
As a competent preschool teacher, it is indeed commendable that she cares about a child like this, and Xiang Beidou's favorability towards her has reached a new level.
"Thank you, Mr. Ding, I will find a way to let him communicate with people more." Xiang Beidou nodded gratefully and said.
On the way home, Xiang Beidou looked at Kuang Wuwu with an expressionless face, very worried.
"Yangyang, can you tell your dad what you've been thinking about lately?" Xiang Beidou asked very gently.
"I didn't think about anything, I just didn't want to stay in kindergarten, I wanted to go home quickly." Kuang Wuwu replied casually.
"Why doesn't Yang Yang want to be with the children?" Xiang Beidou tried his best to look like a loving father.
"They're so naïve and annoying." Kuang Wuwu said impatiently.
"Yangyang, are you blaming Dad, why don't you get Mommy back for you quickly?" Xiang Beidou remembered the conversation with him that day, and suddenly opened his mind, and he thought very self-righteously that all the symptoms of this child were because of Mommy's problems.
"I don't blame you, I know you don't have the ability to get Mommy back." Kuang replied lazily.
"You have to believe Dad, Dad will definitely get Mommy back for you." Xiang Beidou couldn't help but be a little excited.
"Alright then, I'll see." Kuang Wuwu said indifferently.
As soon as he got home, Kuang Wuwu plunged into the bedroom and turned on his computer.
Huhu, she finally doesn't have to deal with a bunch of idiots, and she feels extremely happy.
On the other side, Xiang Beidou fell into deep pain.
The son is getting bigger and bigger, his wife refuses to go home, and he is a father and a mother at the same time, which is really hard?
But he can't solve all kinds of problems in the middle for a while, and the person who can help him has been turned off for half a month, and he really doesn't know who to talk to about his depression.
dialed Lei Yiming's phone, and he said angrily: "Lei Xiaoya, your wife and son are hot every day, don't you even ask about your brother's life and death?" ”
"Oh, brother, brother, I've been roasting on the fire recently, and I'm scorched every day." Lei Yiming said dejectedly.
"What? Got your wife angry again? "Beidou hit the nail on the head.
"Who's to say it isn't?" Lei Yiming didn't want to hide it from him.
"Your wife is still willing to be angry with you, my wife just played with me and disappeared, alas!" Sigh to Beidou.
"Actually, your wife ......" Lei Yiming came to his mouth, suddenly sobered up, and swallowed it at once.
The two of them have been together since they wore open crotch pants, and Xiang Beidou naturally knew him very well, and when he heard him suddenly swallow the second half of his words, he immediately noticed that there was something greasy in it.
"Since we are sick and sympathetic, it is better to come out for a drink, and it is better to go and sulk." Xiang Beidou pretended not to hear anything.
"But I'm still on the table for a reduced sentence, and if I get drunk again, my wife will probably give me a life sentence." Lei Yiming said infinitely sadly.
"Look at your unproductive appearance, it's a big deal that we will have a bottle of beer for each person today, just for chatting, isn't it? Don't worry, I don't want to drink too much, I have to go home with my son. Said to Beidou.
"Alright, Fortune Bar, see you in a quarter of an hour." Lei Yiming finally made up his mind.