The three of them leaned against the window, put up the coffee table and bench, and drank tea in Sanyang Kaitai. Let the thugs of Renhe Teahouse be furious, and they were about to open their mouths to scold, but when they looked at it, they immediately shut up. A thug hunched his waist and said, "Qiu Shao, Li Shao, Sun Shao, are you here?" ”

Another thug handed over a cigarette, one for each of them. This is what they carry on their bodies to receive distinguished guests.

The thug sent two bottles of boiling water, and then consciously retreated, not affecting the young masters to look at the street. The two thugs knew that Zhang Qiusheng didn't want to talk to them, so they hurriedly hid behind the door to wipe their sweat. One of them said, "Thanks to our shrewdness. If you say something swearing, I'm afraid that your big ears will be on your face now, right? ”

The other thug nodded with apprehension. The three of them were beaten in vain, and there was no room to complain to the boss. If the boss knows about it, he may be beaten up.

It's hard to get anywhere these days. It is difficult to mix officialdom, it is also difficult to mix shopping malls, and it is even more difficult to mix black ---. No matter where you are, if you don't have three points of eyesight, you will die an ugly death if you are not careful.

Looking at the streets, this is a must-do homework since the beginning of the summer vacation. On a hot day, the women are wearing less, and the fashionable and open women are still exposed as much as possible, providing endless opportunities for them to feast their eyes.

Thank God, thank the Buddha, thank you to the king of Hades, the judges, let us be born in this great era of reform and opening up, and the streets are full of women's navels. No other era would have been possible! In an era when women don't go out of the door, you can't even meet strange women.

Zhang Qiusheng chewed a piece of beef jerky, took a sip of tea and said, "I have a discovery." From the navel, you can see the size of a woman's age, the difference is limited to ten years, and the accuracy rate is 75%. ”

Don't look at anything, just the belly button? Do you have such high skills? Li Mantun and Sun Buwu both expressed disbelief. It is not possible to test it to prove its authenticity. can only ask Zhang Qiusheng to tell what the truth is.

It's simple. Let's make a categorization of the crowd. Those under the age of 18 are basically middle school students. Middle school students generally don't show their belly buttons, so this part is thrown aside. The law stipulates that a woman can only marry at the age of 20, so she should not have children until at least the age of 21.

The belly of the infertile is flat, so the navel is round or vertical. After giving birth, there will be more meat on the belly. The navel was overwhelmed and squashed. Therefore, the approximate age can be judged from whether the navel is round or flat, horizontal or vertical. If you are really over thirty years old, these women will not show up again.

Lao Zhang, what are you doing outside the brain, chest, ophthalmology, and otolaryngology every day? Just transfer the obstetrics and --- obstetrics and --- department, with your detailed research on women, it is very promising to engage in obstetrics and gynecology.

Li Mantun said invinciblely: "Lao Zhang, obstetrics and gynecology-" Before he finished speaking, he immediately shut up, and changed the topic: "You said that Yangzi and Huazi have a certain grasp of winning the top prize and the list in this college entrance examination?" ”

How do I know? Zhang Qiusheng also followed Li Mantun's words and said: "However, I will find a crooked neck tree for them in advance." If we can't win the champion and the example, we will show them a clear way, and tilt our necks in——"

Before he finished speaking, a pleasant voice sounded: "What are you doing here?" Come home with me! There are also Li Mantun and Sun Buwu, and the two of you will also go together. ”

The three scourges obediently put away the coffee table and bench and entrusted them to the thugs of the teahouse to keep them. Why not put it in the ring?

It was Zhang Qiuran who called them, followed by Xia Xiaoxue, Liu Dongmei, Luo Zhenzhen, and a man and a woman. The man is Caucasian, and the woman is holding a child.

With such a complex personnel composition, it is impossible to use the ring in front of a person. Xia Xiaoxue is now following Zhang Qiuran all day long. Zhang Qiuran went there, and Xia Xiaoxue followed there.

Liu Dongmei and Luo Zhenzhen, as employees of a subordinate company of Good Year, got familiar faces after the summer vacation. They can't just get paid for nothing, and they don't even take a picture of their faces.

There is a man and a woman, and the woman is Yu Xin. I don't know if you still remember. It was at Beijing International Airport that he met Zhang Qiusheng, and later met again in the United States. Li Mantun also helped her avenge her grievances.

After a year of litigation, it was finally won by a big margin. The house is coming back, and the children are coming back. This lawsuit is very difficult to fight because it is facing a valid judgment. There are many difficult twists and turns. In a word, if there was no help from Li Mantun's family, Yu Xin would never have won the lawsuit. Because of the appeal, the court may reopen the case or ignore it.

Yu Xin was very excited, and before returning to the United States, she specially came to Qilin to thank Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun. The man next to him was Jones, and he didn't worry about his wife, so he followed without leaving. It's not that he is worried about anything else, because Lu Keqian is also back.

Lu Keqian and Yu Xin went to the northeast together, and returned to Qilin together. Jones hated itchy, but there was nothing he could do. In the United States, Jones also found a black ---- gang to beat Lu Keqian. But the Black --- Gang asked for more money, and this Chinese brother is too powerful. In addition to the money for beatings, you also have to pay for medical expenses in advance. Injuries caused by fights, this is not covered by insurance, and the medical expenses are very high.

Jones didn't have a lot of money, so he had to give up his plan to find someone to beat Lu Keqian. When you come to China, don't even think about beating people. Stirring up trouble on someone's turf? That's looking for death!

All the people who came to Zhang Qiusheng's house for the first time had the same problem. Why is your house so small? The Zhang family's answers are also the same, so we won't say more.

Yu Xin was very grateful to Li Mantun and Li Xiuying who came here. Li Mantun was not used to this, so he pulled Zhang Qiusheng out of the door and whispered: "Hey, Lao Zhang, go to my house to play for a few days." I mean the hometown in the Northeast. "This kid is now taking Qilin as his home, and he calls the Northeast his hometown.

Why? On such a hot day, it is better to be still than to be still. Zhang Qiusheng said: "It's in Qilin. It's okay to put up a bench, find a shady place, drink tea, and watch the street, such days are the most comfortable. I won't change ten or eight gold pills and yuan babies. ”

Go on a treasure hunt! What kind of broken director, kept a diary, Li Mantun said: "Didn't you say it?" We're going to hunt for treasure in a diary. Look for women who have volunteered their lives and who have been documented and depicted in detail. Yours, understand? ”

Zhang Qiusheng remembered, chuckled in his heart, and swallowed another mouthful of saliva. yes, this was still last year, and I almost forgot about it. Thinking about those superb artifacts, my heart jumps wildly, I really want to study it. However, Zhang Qiusheng scratched his scalp and said, "I don't have time to sigh." I have to go to the hospital every night. The directors of the various departments stared at me without saying a word. ”

Whatever, you don't care about this diploma, it's a big deal to expel them. Li Mantun said shamelessly: "If you are assigned to the obstetrics-obstetrics-obstetrics-obstetrics department, it will be almost the same." It's all brain, ophthalmology, heart, liver, stomach and lungs, and there's nothing to do, so I'll just forget it. ”

No matter what, it can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep. Zhang Qiusheng was too lazy to explain the classification of hospital departments with this parallel import, still scratching his scalp, thinking about it and saying, "Diploma, I really don't care." I don't plan to rely on medicine to eat. But, but, it's finally been mixed up until now. It is said that there is still one year left, but in fact it is only one semester. The last semester was just writing a dissertation, and then it was time to find a job.

As for me, I'm almost done with my dissertation. Everything is ready, only a mess remains. Isn't it unjust that you say you want to be punished at this time? He is not expelled, only demerited. If you go to school well, you will be given a demerit on your back. What do you think my mom will think? ”

What would your mom think? Teacher Liang will definitely strangle you kid, haha——, as long as he thinks that Zhang Qiusheng is unlucky, Li Mantun will be happy. In addition to being happy, Li Mantun did not forget to make his words clear: "Lao Zhang, let's talk ahead." I'll go with my grandson in a few days. But you can't—"

Before Li Mantun finished speaking, Jones also ran out and said to Zhang Qiusheng: "Zhang, I ask for fair competition, and Lu, that villain is pestering my wife, this matter must be settled." ”

Okay, agreed! I like fairness the most, Zhang Qiusheng said: "So, how to be fair? You divorced your wife first, and then chased her at the same time as Lu Keqian? It's a great idea, and I raise my hands in favor of it. ”

No, no, no, no, Jones hurriedly declared a correction: "I mean a duel, yes, a duel, a fair duel." To put it bluntly, it's a fight. ”

Oh, I'm in favor of this too. I was referring to an absolutely fair duel, and Zhang Qiusheng said, "Do you agree? Absolutely fair dueling, or fighting? ”

Well, that's what I mean. Jones said with a resolute face, "I'm going to smack that little white face of him." ”

Okay, you lose weight first. You weigh at least thirty kilograms heavier than Lu Keqian, and the two of you are not in the same order of magnitude at all. To come to an absolutely fair duel, you have to lose weight.

Uh, no! I'm not obese and can't lose weight. Jones exclaimed, "I mean, let me lose weight, this can't be done." ”

Well, I think so too. Zhang Qiusheng spread his hands and said, "We can also try to make Lu Keqian gain weight." In short, you need an absolutely fair duel. Both of you must be close in weight. ”

The bastard couldn't have fattened up just to get beaten, and Jones still yelled, "He's just a bastard, a scoundrel." Do bastards and scoundrels gain weight just to be beaten? ”

So what to do? Otherwise, Zhang Qiusheng said: "I came up with a good idea. You starve for a week, and then let Lu Keqian eat his fill. This way the two of you should always weigh a little closer. At this point, it's fairer to fight again. Limited fairness is better than no fairness at all. ”

No way! Even if Tyson is hungry for a week, he can't beat the well-fed Lu Keqian. Jones still yelled, "Don't take me for a fool, don't fight for a week hungry, you can't even walk." ”

Zhang Qiusheng sincerely thought about Jones: "Or, we have one less day?" I'm in charge of Brother Lu, you will be hungry for six days, and then fight with Lu Keqian, who is full. ”

No, absolutely not! You can't go hungry for a day. I'm dizzy after a hungry meal, and I'm afraid I have low blood sugar. Jones didn't give up and said to Zhang Qiusheng: "You can think of another way, a more fair way." ”

There is no such thing as an absolutely fair solution! There is no fairer way! Zhang Qiusheng said: "This kind of unfairness is aimed at my brother Lu, but you have a lot of advantages. No, you're in the upper hand! ”