148 Absolute Purity!
When Mo Yan cleaned his body and reshaped his clothes with flesh and blood, the time was almost close to zero, and Mo Yan was surprised that Tang Yu and his parents were still happily watching Korean dramas on the sofa in the living room, and they had classes tomorrow, Mo Yan really couldn't figure out where Tang Yu got the energy to stay up late.
When Tang Yu and his parents saw their slender figures coming down from the second floor, they were stunned, and they were all stunned by the 'beautiful scenery' in front of them.
The waist-length wet long hair looked even more beautiful under the support of water droplets, and the already white and flawless skin became even more moist and shiny and elastic, Mo Yan came to the three of them like a blooming hibiscus out of the water, and asked, "Aunt Fan, Uncle Tang, where am I going to sleep tonight?" â
It wasn't until the three of them heard Mo Yan's voice that they came back to their senses, Tang Shiyu and Fan Li suddenly glanced at each other, an unwavering light flashed in their eyes, and Qi Qi nodded imperceptibly, Tang Yu on the side instinctively felt in his heart that something terrible was going to happen in a while, he really knew his off-line mother and undisciplined father too well!
"Xiao Mo...... You and Tang Yu go upstairs to my room together, and I have something very important to tell you later. Hearing Tang Shiyu's tone suddenly become extremely calm, Tang Yu immediately felt that something bad was about to happen, and Mo Yan just nodded and replied 'I know' without saying anything.
"Be careful, my dad must have some bad idea in his heart." Walking behind Tang Shiyu on the steps to the second floor, Tang Yu whispered to Mo Yan who was walking behind him, the deep frown made people feel quite convincing, seeing this, Mo Yan was just stunned for a moment, and nodded slightly.
Tang Yu's home is not as luxurious as Long Aotian's home, there are only three rooms on the second floor, the leftmost is the bathroom and toilet, and after going up to the steps on the second floor, go straight to the head of the family, Tang Shiyu and Fan Li's room, and the location to the right of their room door is Tang Yu's room.
In line with the idea that Tang Shiyu had something important to discuss, the two of them followed behind him until Tang Shiyu was about to walk into his room, he suddenly turned around and took a step forward in front of the two, and under the astonishment of Mo Yan and Tang Yu, he grabbed the hands of the two people, and then ...... Pushed them into Tang Yu's room together!
"Come on, son! This is my chance to work with your mother to give you the opportunity to create a zĂ o! shouted in an excited tone that made people feel bloody, but what came out of Tang Shiyu's mouth was a bad word with no discipline, and then before the two of them could react, they immediately locked the latch with the key outside the door, and specially fastened the door buckle outside the door.
Obviously, Tang Shiyu and Fan Li have decided to let their son and each other 'cook raw rice and mature rice' tonight in order to get 'Mo Yan', the daughter-in-law who has set a good name, so that they don't have to worry about any worries, of course, if the two of them can 'get into the soul' tonight, it will be even more satisfying.
Tang Shiyu and Fan Li said that with their family's money, raising a baby still has this capital...... The idea of two people wanting to hug their grandson or granddaughter seemed to be crazy, and after Mo Yan and Tang Yu were locked in the room for about five or six seconds, they realized that they were actually yin!
"it!" Tang Yu, who reacted, completely ignored his identity as a son, and scolded loudly for his father's undisciplined behavior, he thought about what his father might do at first, but at that time, he only thought that the other party would call himself and Mo Yan to his room and say something about the precautions for the future of the two people, but what he never expected was that the other party would even do such a thing without a lower limit.
"No way, Xiaoyu ......" Outside the door, Tang Shiyu said to the room with a heartbroken expression and tone: "Your father and I have been infected with a disease since the Vietnam War, that is, if you can't see your son and girlfriend in the same room at night, your heart will feel a strong colic. â
"I bought a watch last year!" After listening to his father's unreliable reason, Tang Yu's forehead was beating extremely strongly, and he shouted loudly to his father outside the door: "Dad, you haven't participated in the Vietnam War at all!" And how can there be such a mess in the world! Hurry up and let us out! â
Shouting, Tang Yu smashed the door with a fist of resentment, and the thick door was smashed by him, but unfortunately in addition to making his hand feel pain, the door was not damaged in the slightest, and at this moment, Fan Li's voice sounded outside the door: "Xiao Yu...... We're also here for your own good, hurry up and finish it, and we'll be able to hug our grandchildren and granddaughters quickly. â
The mother's words, which were more explicit and undisciplined than his father, made Tang Yu feel a strong egg pain, and when he turned around to find Mo Yan to help smash the door, the other party's posture made him speechless for a moment, only to see Mo Yan bending his legs and hiding in the computer chair, playing with the computer while eating potato chips and snacks on the table with relish.
"Hey, don't you want to figure out how to get out!? We're locked up together! Hearing Tang Yu's excited shout, Mo Yan blocked his ears with his fingers as if he was annoyed, and said, "Of course I can see it, I'm not blind, but how are we going to get out?" â
"Stupid!" Hearing that the other party actually said that there was no way, Tang Yu suddenly became anxious and shouted, "Can't you use your iron fist form to blast this door open!?" As soon as Tang Yu's question came out, he was greeted by Mo Yan's disdainful eyes.
"You're an idiot, if I really blast the door open with an iron fist, how do you want me to explain this to your parents, even if it is prevaricated, it will cause them a bad psychological shadow." Cute pouted, Mo Yan ...... to the door To be precise, it should be facing the position of Tang Shiyu and Fan Li, who were eavesdropping on the situation in the room outside the door, and pouted.
"Oh, yes." Scratching his head, the words given by Mo Yan made Tang Yu unable to refute, just as he was thinking about how to get out, a burst of charm moaning that made people blush and heartbeat suddenly remembered in the room, of course, this voice did not come out of the mouth of the beautiful girl on the computer chair, but from the ...... in his computer!
"Well, it turns out that Tang Yu you like this type, Takizawa Lola, Teacher Cang...... Ahh
"Hey! My dad and mom are still outside! Can you not hack me!? Looking at the excitement and activity of a pair of men and women on the computer, Tang Yu's whole face became iron-blue, while Mo Yan looked at the passionate hand-to-hand combat on the computer screen with relish, turned his head and looked at Tang Yu with a very elegant look, and said, "Boy...... And at an age when hormones are particularly strong, it's understandable that I like to watch this kind of video, and it's okay that I won't complain. â
"Your sister! The power of your sentence just now is already equivalent to complaining, ah, there is wood!? For Mo Yan's heart-wrenching words, Tang Yu wanted to cry! Of course, he didn't know how much of a sensation Mo Yan had caused outside the door with this terrible video he opened.
You must know that the door of Tang Yu's house is indeed strong enough, but unfortunately the sound insulation effect is not very ideal, so when Tang Shiyu and Fan Li heard the door actually remembered a burst of excited moans that made men's blood boil and women were hot, the two of them suddenly calmed down.
"This stinky boy is too fast!" The groaning in the door made the two people outside the door feel happy, Fan Li smiled and nodded, thinking in her heart that the stupid son of her family with an elm head had finally opened his mind and knew what it meant to take the initiative.
In order to better hear the sound inside, the two of them couldn't help but take another step forward, leaning next to the door, and listened, this bad 'listening to the foot of the bed' behavior made the two of them lose their 'parental halo' Ah, there is wood!
After listening to it for a while, Tang Shiyu felt that something was wrong, and said softly: "This stinky boy doesn't know how to pity other girls, he actually tried his best for the first time, and he had to do at least half an hour of foreplay...... The girl's first time was very painful, and he didn't even know it. â
Tang Shiyu's extremely undisciplined speech made Fan Li's brows twitch, and then shouted 'Pain, pain, pain, pain!' The tone of the voice, twisted the other party's ears fiercely, and scolded: "You also know that the first time a girl hurts...... Yes! When you and I had a relationship for the first time, why didn't I see you pity you! â
"I was wrong...... I was wrong, my wife! The hot pain in his ears made Tang Shiyu have to obey and beg for mercy loudly, and it took a while for Fan Li to let go of the other party's ears that had become red, and after Tang Shiyu's ears were liberated, he immediately rubbed them with his hands.
Just when the two of them wanted to continue to listen to the situation in the door, there was no movement inside, and this sign of suddenly becoming quiet immediately turned into a terrifying fact under the god-like brains of the two, that is......
According to the calculations of the brains of the two people, the groaning that made people blush and heartbeat only lasted less than five minutes before stopping, so could it be ...... His own son is just a commodity who can last for five minutes! That is...... Impotence [beep] impotence!
Thinking of this terrifying fact, the faces of the two people suddenly turned pale, and Tang Shiyu whispered: "Impossible, impossible...... How could my son be like this!? Tang Shiyu asked himself that even if he faced two women at once, he could end up with a complete victory, but the current situation was...... His son and the other party only lasted five minutes, and then they were silent!
The powerful blow made the two of them only feel that their bodies were spinning for a while, and they were almost about to collapse on the floor, at this time, Fan Li patted Tang Shiyu's shoulder comfortingly, and said: "Forget it, as long as Xiao Momo helps our Tang family inherit the lineage, this kind of thing can't be forced, I just hope that Xiao Momo can be the daughter-in-law of our Tang family." â
The two really couldn't imagine that their son, who usually moves quickly on the basketball court, was only a five-minute cargo in bed, and the strong sense of contrast made the two of them only feel that their mentality was dozens of years old in an instant, and they dragged back to their room with heavy steps.
In Tang Yu's room, Mo Yan didn't know how much shock he had brought to the two people outside by suddenly turning off the bad video playing on the computer, Tang Yu also left a bad impression in their eyes, I really don't know what kind of expression it would be if they let them know the truth, of course, these are not the problems that Mo Yan needs to care about.
"So the two of us really want to ...... tonight" Rubbing his hands, Tang Yu showed a gesture that made Mo Yan feel disgusted, and then pointed to the floor and said under the other party's stiff smile: "You can sleep here tonight." â
After speaking, Mo Yan threw two blankets to him expressionlessly under the gaze of Tang Yu who was about to cry, one for the floor and the other to cover himself so as not to catch a cold, after all, the temperature will get cooler at night.
Under Tang Yu's petrification, Mo Yan took out a new stall from the wardrobe without authorization, covered his stomach to his knees, closed his eyes and fell asleep, and of course did not forget to threaten: "If I wake up the next day and find that my clothes are disheveled or you are not sleeping on the floor, I will make you never see the sun tomorrow!" â
"This is my bed, my room!" Despite yelling so loudly in his heart, Tang Yu obediently sat on the floor for the night.