Often, there will be such tourists, the overall impression index plummets, and when people look at you, they bring a label and give you a hat, preconceived, and the overall impression is introduced.

These so-called "masters", they often hold some exhibitions, art exhibitions, bring their works to whose art exhibitions, participate in certain international art exhibitions, and so on.

They, like those tourists, represent a group of suzhì.

These fake masters hold their paintings that do not meet the standard, hold exhibitions, foreign art friends come to visit, take pictures, take a look, and lie down, what kind of auspicious cat thing, this level, in China is a master? Huaguo art, what a real rubbish.

And then take some photos, these artworks representing China, have been disseminated, and those who understand have seen them, naturally they are sneering, embarrassed, humiliated, of course, people who understand in China may not necessarily say, and those who say it may not be ignored, and it may not be useful if they are ignored, fake masters, still fake masters, fake masters' paintings, or still sell for money.

It's messy, it's hard to say!

However, foreigners have no scruples, those foreigners, who learn to paint, see it, naturally want to laugh, ridicule the artistic level of Huaguo, what Jibamao painting, is not as good as his student's painting, and the overall shame again.

These fake masters, who like to hype, want to get international, go abroad across the sea, take their own paintings to participate in exhibitions, take pictures, and one or two foreigners go there to take pictures, take pictures, the banners in the back, so-and-so art exhibitions, and foreign texts. Photos of the location. The exhibition hall photos have been taken. Then take some pictures of other people in the exhibition hall, the lively scene of the exhibition hall, mixed with these pictures of yourself, the exhibition of a certain master is exhibited in the XX Art Hall of X country, and the praise is overwhelming, and the XX and XX Lao Maozi artists enthusiastically communicate, look at the pictures, and take photos enthusiastically. The international status has been improved, and the country has a long face.

In doing so, it means that the paintings of fake masters have gone international, and the value has risen!

The main problem is that the value has risen in this value, and it took so much effort to see me go out and walk around for this value. took a photo with Lao Maozi, and put the kindergarten painting in a corner of his exhibition hall. Take a photo, take some pictures of the surrounding tourists and those who are engaged in art, mix together, Nima, a good trip to the exotic cattle fork exhibition.

There are also those who like to drill into magazines, and there is such a magazine from all walks of life, and there are art magazines for those who engage in art, and magazines also have rankings.

These fake masters, they like to drill into magazines, of course, those kindergarten-level fake masters, certainly not because of the strength of the up, of course, this strength, depends on the understanding of some people, the big boss, the big chairman, don't understand art, you know that the fake master seems to be very hot, for how to paint, a certain old Dong really has no ability to appreciate, just heard others say that this guy seems to be very bullish, good painting, valuable, placed in the office, on the wall, double face.

Swing into that study!

Go to the office of the company and swing it!

The work of xx masters, participated in xx international exhibitions, xxx industry praise, millions bought, there are private seals on it, authentic! Face doubled, in place!

Those fake masters who are really poor may not be able to appear in well-known magazines, because he is awesome and loud, and people paint poorly, that is not bad, that is called profound, a few strokes of a grass, five million starting auctions! Put on the road, no one picks it up, passers-by still dislike it, what things, kindergarten children draw more artistic than this, what Jiba cat things, don't look at it.

Those reviewers read -

A critic: Very good, very good, it seems simple, but in fact it is profound, a few strokes, reflecting the master's style, praise, praise!

Critic B: I have been in the art world for more than 30 years, read countless paintings, and my appetite has long been extremely tricky, but when I first saw this painting, I thought it was...... I didn't expect to take a closer look, I was shocked, blinded my dog's eyes, and Master X adopted ...... What, these few strokes, it seems simple, in fact, where can there be this level without decades of hard practice?? It is said that one minute on the stage, ten years of work off the stage, I would like to pay high tribute to Master X, you are the pioneer of the art world, our banner! O pride of the nation!

The reviewer said that he was a little sick to his stomach, but when he saw the extra string of numbers on the card, he said that he was disgusting.

Artist C: When I saw this painting, I was drunk, and I wanted to take him into my arms and love him! At first sight, I was deeply attracted by this painting, great goodness! The level of Master X has improved again, here, congratulations to Teacher X for his increasing sophistication, and I wish Teacher X to go to the next level, this is the best product, friends who have the strength to collect, don't miss it!

Vomit!

After the commentator finished speaking, the bile is a little overflowing, attracting a fart, a good and auspicious cat, and becoming more and more sophisticated? It's shit, the bile is going to be disgusting, look at the string of numbers on the card, endure it! Anyway, there is a stupid x to buy it with face, and it is not bad for money.

Commentator: What attracted me? Horizontal and vertical skimming, a few strokes, this is a grass, but also a world, a painting, is a world, I see not grass, is a world, the master's demeanor, undoubtedly revealed, let us deeply appreciate, indulge in it, experience the charm, all say, the belly has poetry and calligraphy from China, the painting has the charm of the drunken, I don't know such a masterpiece, who can play in the hand, ah, I seem to smell the fragrance of grass, deeply drunk......

After Ding Pingjia finished speaking, he didn't eat lunch and dinner, and he was disgusted by himself, but looking at the extra series of numbers on the card, I endured it!

Wu critic: This time I was invited to participate in the XX exhibition, when I came, my mood was average, in recent years, the progress of domestic art has been slow, it has been several years, there are no paintings that make my eyes shine, but as soon as I walk into the door of the exhibition, at the entrance, I will stop, in my eyes, only that touch of green, I suddenly feel that there is a flow of air in the spring point on the sole of my feet, breaking through Taiyi, Tanzhong, and then the top of the head Baihui point feels a breath of fresh air straight up, fluttering like a fairy! Goodness, great goodness! I just feel that the skull has been lifted, and this is the charm of art! Don't miss out on these masterpieces, Master X, give you a thumbs up!

Burst!

The commentator vomited directly with Ma Tong, but looking at the extra string of numbers on the card, he got used to stepping on the horse while spitting.

The critic likes to pretend to be very pretentious at first, and then shocked, this is his tried and tested old routine.

And, after it was published in the magazine, some netizens saw it.

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