Chapter 1: The dragon swims in shallow water
Twenty-three years of Tang Zhenguan, one day, the top of Mount Tai.
The ink clouds in the sky rolled, gradually forming a huge and incomparable vortex, and from the depths of the vortex, lightning like a silver dragon continued to be swallowed.
The thunder roared, the earth shook, and the sight was as if the sun had not yet come.
A young man in white standing on the top of the mountain, looking up at the huge vortex that seemed to be able to swallow a qiē, his jade-like face revealing irrepressible excitement.
"Haha...... After 500 years of penance, this day has finally come, either to become an immortal, or to be destroyed! ”
Without hesitation, the young man touched his toes lightly, and the whole person flew towards the whirlpool.
The higher and higher he flew, the youth gradually turned into a small white dot......
Suddenly, the lightning bolts that kept pouring seemed to have found their target, and they all slashed towards the young man.
"Battle Sky Armor!" The young man shouted.
Airplanes! With a humming sound, the young man's whole body was suddenly wrapped in a layer of golden light.
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble......
A series of lightning bolts containing heavenly power slashed fiercely on the young man's golden light shield, but he still flew towards the vortex with great determination.
"If I survive this tribulation, I will be a heavenly immortal, eternal immortal!"
Success, it seems, is getting closer and closer......
Rumble!
Suddenly, a lightning bolt like an optimus pillar slammed over, and the golden light covering the young man's whole body instantly collapsed like a piece of paper, and his flesh and blood body was immediately directly exposed to the power of the Rumbling Heaven.
The young man spat out several mouthfuls of blood, his face full of incredible doubts, and his eyes were wide and unwilling to look at another lightning bolt that was coming towards him.
"Why is this happening?!"
"Entering the Tao with medicine has not helped the world, and the merits of 100,000 square parties ask the immortals!" From the whirlpool came a vast sound like Huang Zhong Dalu.
"Merit?!"
Rumble!
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2014 A.D., Suizhou City, Yuedong Province, China...... In front of a house in the Aiwei Neighborhood Committee.
"Hehe, last time I played suicide, which one did you play this time?"
"Tut-tut, the first in the world, this forced pretending is completely the rhythm of the five masters of Yue!"
"The more hairy, this is a typical schizophrenia, okay!"
"But don't say it, his calligraphy is very beautiful, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances!"
"Cut! Ask someone to write it! ”
"Minor illnesses are not cured, suspicions are not cured, and adulterers are not cured." A cute teenage little Lori pointed her chin with her chubby index finger and carefully read the "Three Incurables" posted on the wall word by word.
Then he raised his little head and continued to read the brand-new wooden signboard hanging on the lintel: "The No. 1 Medical Center in the World." ”
"Wow! Brother Xiaofang became a doctor? "Little Lori is innocent and innocent.
"Mengmeng, let's go." A beautiful and plump young woman beside Xiao Lori urged with a calm face.
"No, I want to go in and ask Brother Xiao Fang!" Little Lori is coquettish.
"Let's go!" The young woman couldn't help but pull the little Lori away, walked a few steps and couldn't help but look back at the signboard of the "No. 1 Medical Center in the World", shook her head, and sighed.
"Alas...... That's it at a young age, just falling out of love, as for it? ”
At this time, a young man with a pale face and as thin as a hemp pole walked out of the "No. 1 Medical Center in the World" and said to the young woman: "That...... Director Li, I have something to tell you! ”
The young woman frowned: "Fang Hong, what's the matter with you?" ”
The young man named Fang Hong said: "I just appeared, Ling Ai's heart has a strict hidden disease, if it is not treated in time, I am afraid it will ......."
"Shut up!" The young woman couldn't help the fire, a pair of towering ups and downs on her chest, if it weren't for her identity as the director of the neighborhood committee, she would really scold the other party for being neurotic.
You are just nervous, why do you curse my daughter for having a heart attack? It just doesn't make sense!
"Mom, why are you scolding Brother Xiaofang?" Little Lori seemed to have a good impression of the young man, and asked the young woman with some dissatisfaction.
"Shut up, too!" The young woman's pretty face was blue, and she picked up her daughter and left quickly.
"There's no mistake." The young man touched his chin a little unpleasantly, and a touch of pride over all beings naturally appeared on his pale face.
"I think back then, I don't know how many people came with mountains of gold and silver just to beg me to open a prescription, I don't necessarily care, you little woman is so ignorant, if it weren't for seeing your daughter cute, I wouldn't have surrendered my identity so much!"
turned around proudly and went back to the house, and continued to play his Samsung mobile phone to watch "Buddha is the Way".
If someone is next to you at this time, I can't say that I will be surprised or teased again, because this guy is reading a novel there, and he is simply flipping through a novel, and his index finger is touching the screen at a very fast degree, page after page, without stopping for half a second, so what can you see?
But he didn't know that in just one minute, this novel of more than two million words had all been loaded into his mind, and no matter whether he memorized it or reversed it, he was guaranteed not to miss a single word.
Isn't this scientific? Naturally, it is for ordinary people, but for a person who has the soul of the pinnacle of sainthood, it is really not worth mentioning!
"Haha!" Fang Hong laughed loudly: "Dream into the Divine Machine, Dream into the Divine Machine, you can fool the world, but where can you fool me?" You're definitely just like me, a cultivator who has traveled through! ”
After the emotion, the past came to mind one by one......
More than a thousand years ago, he was a peak monk who entered the Holy Realm with medicine, and he practiced penance for five hundred years, and as long as he survived the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation, he could rank among the immortals!
It's a pity that the catastrophe failed, and the body was blown into smoke, and a lonely soul was spared to travel to a bitter young man who had just hanged himself for love in modern times.
Then he was presented, sent to the hospital, rescued, and even reported...... Then, it becomes a joke for people in the neighborhood after dinner!
Three days ago, the "No. 1 Medical Center in the World" was officially put into business, and he became a hot figure in this area again, and everyone unanimously agreed:
This kid is crazy, completely crazy! At this point in this world, it is better to die at that time!
……
Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, which frightened Fang Hong, who was pondering, just a few days later, and he was not used to this thing that would ring at any time.
Somewhat awkwardly pressed the call button: "Hello? ”
A soft voice sounded over there: "Xiao Fang, it's me, Director Li." ”
Fang Hong was a little surprised, could it be that this woman had changed her mind?
Director Li said carefully: "That...... Xiao Fang, I'm sorry, Sister Li has been a little upset recently, so she has a bad temper, are you free now? Sister Li wants to talk to you about ......"
Fang Hong was impatient: "Hugh is talking nonsense, you bring Mengmeng over now, I promise to cure her, it will be dangerous if it is too late!" ”
"You ......" Director Li felt a nameless fire rushing to his head, and blurted out: "Fart!" My daughter is in good health! I give her a check-up every year! At the very least, much healthier than you! ”
Honk......
"Is there a mistake, kindness is not good to repay......" Fang Hong shook his head and continued to stroke his phone.
To be honest, he doesn't have much interest in this supposedly highly civilized, but actually vibrant world, and his only hobby at the moment is this.
The novels of this era, especially the fantasy cultivation novels, the protagonists in the books are all awesome, and the gods block and kill the gods and Buddhas, which is quite immersive!
And Director Li over there was a slight brow at this time, and his slender fingers gently tapped on the office desktop: "Fang Hong's illness seems to be getting more and more serious, and he has no father and no mother, as the director of the neighborhood committee, I can't sit idly by, should I send him to a mental hospital?" But I'm afraid that will affect his future, headache......"
At this time, the mobile phone on the desktop rang, and Director Li's face changed dramatically when he saw it.
Press the connect button and say coldly: "What's the matter with you?" ”
"Ah......" The other party yawned long and said lazily: "Qingyu, do you still need to talk about anything?" ”
Director Li said angrily: "I only gave you a thousand yuan last week, and you want it so quickly?" I will never give it to you! ”
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, oops, I suddenly miss our family cute......"
"Hao Dashan, you, you dare!"
"Haha, why don't I dare to take a cheap life?"
After a period of ideological struggle, Director Li finally had to swallow this evil breath: "I'll give you another thousand yuan, but you have to make sure to stay away from Mengmeng!" ”
"Haha, this is the acquaintance, thank you, by the way, you don't have a man by your side now, aren't you very lonely? Do you want me to help you ......?"
Li Qingyu was angry and ashamed, and hung up the phone angrily.
Li Qingyu slumped on the office chair physically and mentally exhausted, rubbing his temples with his fingers.
Scum, devil! When will this kind of day be over!
The world's first medical center.
Time passes in the constant scrolling of the phone to read the novel, and I don't realize that the sunset is sinking, and the day is almost over......
"Make no mistake!" Doctor Fang, who has always been very calm, finally stopped calming: "It's been three days, and no patient has come to the door, have they all given up treatment?" ”
The worst thing is, if I continue like this, how can I earn merit?
When the tribulation failed, at the moment when his body was destroyed by the Nine Heavens Thunderbolt, he suddenly heard a vast sound like Hong Zhong Dalu.
"Entering the Tao with medicine has not helped the world, and the merits of 100,000 square parties ask the immortals!"
He instantly understood that in order to successfully cross the tribulation, it was not enough to rely on strong cultivation, but also to accumulate a certain amount of merit, otherwise God would not agree!
The facts confirmed his conjecture, and at the same time as the successful crossing, a jet-black merit monument appeared in the depths of his soul, with the words "Negative Two Hundred Wu Shi" on it.
If the merit value is negative, it means that this product has indeed not done anything good in his previous life.
"Make no mistake!" Doctor Fang couldn't help but complain vigorously at that time, it is true that he admitted that he was not a good person, but he was not a traitor, at most, he did not get up early without profit, he did not suffer losses when he was killed, or he opened a prescription and collected millions of dollars from others at every turn......
But that's also for the sake of cultivation, cultivation, especially for a monk like him who enters the Tao with medicine and is good at refining pills, the cost is calculated in terms of gold and silver.
What's more, those transactions are all clear and real, Tong Su is not deceived, you pay me for treatment, what's wrong? Why was Lao Tzu's character brushed into a negative number?
Of course, he knew very well that he was not qualified to reason with God now, and if he wanted to cross the robbery and preach again, he must meet both conditions, otherwise he would be bombarded to the scum.
First, the cultivation is to restore the peak of the former sanctification.
Second, accumulate enough merit!
How do you accumulate merit?
It is undoubtedly the best way to use one's own unparalleled medical skills to help the world.
So, with great ambition, the world's first medical hall was officially opened, and seeing that three days had passed, in addition to attracting a group of boring people to point fingers and sneer, there was no patient at all!
Doctor Fang was depressed, thinking that back then, the people who came to him for diagnosis were all emperors and generals, and the princes of one party, and whether he received the treatment or not depends on his mood, if he is not in the mood, even if the Son of Heaven comes, he will have to eat closed!
Now that he has put down his body and hung the pot to help the world, but no one cares, where is the reason?
The dragon swims in shallow water, the dragon swims in shallow water!
Doctor Fang was feeling sorry for himself, and suddenly a figure flashed in.
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