Chapter Twenty-One: My Bad Luck
I asked, "Changle Gang, what are they kidnapping you for?" I didn't hear that our Su Jing was going to fight black. How did your dad offend him. ”
Jingjing said: "How do I know that there are a few people who are not offended when they are policemen." When I was young, my father once caught a gangster boss. Our family also lived in Su'an Hotel for half a year. ”
I said, "It's not good to stay in a hotel every day." When I was a child, I wanted to stay in a hotel, but it took a day to walk to the nearest county seat in our village. Once my mother got me a duckling, and it was very cute. One day when I had to go to school, I would hand over the ducks to my grandmother to take care of, and when I came back, my grandmother would present the carcass of the ducklings. The cause of death was that the grandmother said that she had put a large basin of cold water and wanted the ducklings to swim, but I don't know whether the ducks froze to death or drowned. The second dog wanted to cremate the duckling, and also prepared a small box as an urn, but it was roasted, and the second dog said that it was too fragrant to eat...... In the end, I was beaten up!! ”
Jingjing smiled: "Such a little duck, you can also roast it and eat it." ”
The second dog is a starving ghost, and once we were in the Soviet specialist's station, eating noodles. The fuse suddenly broke, and the room was pitch black. The second dog asked me, "Are you afraid?" ”
I replied, "I'm afraid." ”
The second dog laughed at me and said, "A big man is still afraid of the dark, and he is really useless." ”
I said, "I'm not afraid of the dark, but I'm afraid that you will steal the noodles from my bowl while it's dark." ”
Jingjing smiled, "You are both foodies. ”
I said with a bitter face: "When I was a child, my family was poor and there was really nothing to eat, and the family raised a civet cat, and the production team had a pond to raise fish and put 300 fish fry every year, and my mother said that I was actually raised by a cat." The deepest memory is that once it dragged more than ten catties of herring home, halfway out of strength, scratched my mother's face at three o'clock in the morning, let my mother go with it, my mother cried as soon as she talked about it, I wanted to cry too. ”
Jingjing sighed: "I didn't expect there to be such a hard place now." After speaking, he leaned his head on my shoulder and said, "From now on, I will be our civet cat." ”
I hugged Jingjing, and I felt very warm in my heart. We are in this lively noodle restaurant, embracing each other happily.
Boss Qian didn't come back that day for some reason. The noodle shop was about to fight, so I had to send Jingjing home.
As soon as I walked out of the noodle shop, a bewitching woman with heavy makeup walked over.
"Big brother, do you want to serve." The girl snorted.
On a whim, I pulled Jingjing behind me and said, "I've found it." ”
The girl said unwillingly: "Let's have a double fly." ”
Jingjing was furious, pulled my sleeve and said, "He is the duck I packed, you want to come and you pay half of the money, how about it." The girl turned and walked away.
The next day, Jingjing took a leave of absence and went to the airport to see me off. Lao Yue also sent his No. 1 car with O-shaped license plate to take me to the airport.
I was taught by Jingjing, and I changed my boarding pass. Come to the security gate.
A beautiful woman knelt at the security gate and cried: "You have no conscience, you dumped me just to go to the United States, you forgot who you couldn't afford to go to school, who worked for you to earn tuition." Have you forgotten what you told me? Have you forgotten how I took care of you when you were sick?
You're going to the U.S. just to get there. Just to go abroad and get along with that woman, just to go abroad, you dumped me. You Chen Shimei. ”
An airport staff member rushed over to dissuade her, but the woman just couldn't cry. Finally, the uncle said helplessly: "Girl, this is the security gate for domestic flights." It's international over there, and if you want to cry, you have to go there. ”
Jingjing saw the crying beauty and said, "Go to the capital to be honest, you have to call me every day to report it, do you hear?" "A tigress with a full face.
The little girl thought for a moment and said, "You wait a while." After that, I took out my lipstick and started to apply lipstick, and I asked strangely, "What do you do with lipstick?" ”
After the little girl finished applying lipstick, she kissed me heavily on the cheek and said, "The current flight attendants are more beautiful than the other, in order to prevent them from worrying." First of all, you will be stamped to show that this person has a master and must not be harassed. ”
I'm going to go, I won't wipe my .......
"Don't think about going to the waiting hall to wipe it off. I have already asked the driver Xiao Zhao to go to the airport public security office, and I will look at you in a while and get on the plane with my stamp. Jingjing snorted.
I'm speechless, this is the legendary privileged class.
This little girl really followed me to the shuttle bus and took me all the way to the bottom of the plane. It was almost to the capital airport.
With Jingjing's stamp, I walked into the cabin speechlessly. Lao Yue really took care of me, first class. The beautiful flight attendant smiled and helped me to arrange a seat. Finally, a flight attendant couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the cabin couldn't help but laugh. My face was as red as a boiled crab.
The first thing I do after the plane takes off is ...... Wash.
It was my first time flying and I was looking at the clouds outside. With the sun almost at eye level, I felt a novelty.
The cars on the ground are like beetles. I used to hear people say that looking at people on a plane was like ants, but now I know they're lying to me. Because with my current eyesight, I still can't see people clearly. Because the people on the ground are much smaller than the ants.
The plane flew for a while, and the flight attendants began to deliver meals. It was my first time eating on a plane, and a flight attendant came up to me with a cart and said, "Sir, do you want rice or noodles?" ”
"Rice." During this time, I have eaten noodles, and I don't know if this white skin has something to do with eating too much noodles. If that's the case, Louis Koo must love to eat soba noodles .......
The flight attendant handed me a box lunch, what is the taste of the box lunch on the plane, it must be delicious. I tasted it with confidence, it was fucking unpalatable.
I didn't feel any airsickness, but after eating this boxed lunch, my stomach began to feel like I was going to vomit. I couldn't help it, but fortunately there was a dedicated toilet in the first class. I flew and rushed in.
After vomiting the boxed lunch in his stomach, there was a noise outside. A voice shouted, "Don't move, or I'll stab you to death." Then came the screams of women and the heavy shouting of men from the cabin.
No, it's so decaying. You can get hijacked on a plane. What kind of luck I have. As a police officer, I decided to rush out. Although my current skills are not very good, my strength, speed, and reflexes are far better than ordinary people. Ordinary people are three or five, and they are not my opponents at all.
Just like Boss Qian, you can rely on collisions and crash a few. Outside, it was even more chaotic, with women's screams coming and going, and more and more men shouting and scolding.
Can't wait any longer, I opened the bathroom door and rushed out. I was stunned by what I saw.
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