Chapter 284: Wu Zhen, you little white face
This is normal. A basketball moving at high speed is out of control, and it should have bounced forward like this. The player's leg bend is also normal, and he is exactly in the path of the basketball. The basketball didn't hit the player's leg with much force, and it didn't bounce back at all but rolled down his leg.
But the player threw himself forward, grabbing forward with both hands in a panic. This is also normal, it is an instinctive human reaction. However, the player grabbed Hua Hanzhou's shorts that were running in front of him. Basketball shorts with elastic bands and lace-up three insurances, according to the word, there is no problem. But Hua Hanzhou didn't pay attention, but the shorts were taken off by the team members, and even the underwear inside was cut off.
The referee blew the whistle like a firefight, and the audience erupted in laughter. Qiu Tong shouted excitedly: "Haha, big ass, big-." The most important words were not spoken, and my head burst again. Zhang Qiuran took Qiu Tong's hand and shouted, "Go, go home!" ”
Qiu Tong cried and wanted to play tricks, but how could he rely on his sister who did what he said. was carried out of the stands by his sister. Deng Erya, Wu Yan, and Li Xiuying next to him followed behind to intercede for Qiu Tong.
After all, Hua Hanzhou was a cultivator who had entered the Tao with martial arts, and he was tripped over by the shorts that were pulled below his knee, but he did not fall him. Out of instinctive shame, he quickly lifted his shorts up. Hua Hanzhou, who was embarrassed and indignant, was still carrying his pants in both hands, and slashed at the person behind him with a whirling leg, not caring who the person behind him was.
It was Wu Zhen who followed. He saw Han Guanyang pressing Zhang Qiusheng, and hurriedly grabbed it and hoped that Zhang Qiusheng would pass the ball to him. How do you know the sudden change. He was afraid of stepping on the two people lying on the ground, and suddenly felt Hua Hanzhou's whirling leg split, and it was too late to avoid it, and he hurriedly raised his arms to support this leg.
Hua Hanzhou's leg was very shy and angry, and Wu Zhen was vain, although he held this leg, he was swept away and staggered. Fortunately, Wu Zhen's kung fu is still very solid, and he finally stood firm with a few strokes of his hands in the air. But Hua Hanzhou can't spare him, today this embarrassment is out of his mind, and it is difficult to eliminate the hatred in his heart if he doesn't work hard.
Hua Hanzhou decided that Wu Zhen did this, because he only saw Wu Zhen alone after the roundabout kick, and it was Han Guanyang a little later. Of course, he couldn't see the two others lying on the ground.
One leg didn't kick Wu Zhen down, Hua Hanzhou and his body went up again, like a mad tiger swearing to fight Wu Zhen to the end. Two referees came up to stop it, which one could stop it? One of the referees was knocked on his head and couldn't get up on his stomach. Another referee ran away when he saw that the situation was wrong, tripped over a player who was still lying on the ground, and couldn't get up when he fell to Zhang Qiusheng's side.
Zhang Qiusheng struggled to get up, bent down to pull the referee again, and repeatedly apologized in his mouth: "Teacher, I'm sorry for making you suffer." ”
The referee and Zhang Qiusheng supported each other and walked out of the field. The referee said, "You can't be blamed for this. The first squadron is too unsportsmanlike. ”
The referee put one hand on Zhang Qiusheng's shoulder, supported his waist with the other, and scolded regardless of his image: "I'm cāo!" No. 1 Middle School only cares about test results, and does not care about students' ideology and morality at all. Can they teach good students just like that? I'm cāo his uncle! ”
The audience is in full swing now, and it doesn't matter if you watch the ball game for the time being, let's watch the martial arts first. Everyone in the audience shouted: "Eight, eight, you fight back!" ”
The eighth is Wu Zhen. Wu Zhen was not moved by the audience's shouts, insisted on not fighting back, and blindly avoided it. But the action of avoiding is very chic, and it is obvious that he is not unable to beat Hua Hanzhou, but adopts a tolerant attitude.
Han Guanyang went up to pull the rack. It's clearly pulling the bias frame. He deliberately blocked Wu Zhen, so that Wu Zhen could not avoid Hua Hanzhou's attack. The audience was unconvinced again, scolding one for being shameless, and two beating others.
Zhang Qiusheng didn't care how fierce the fight was on the court, and it was difficult to help up another referee. His behavior won the praise of everyone, including the organizing committee and the referee team. After helping the referee, Zhang Qiusheng dragged his lame leg to his team's rest area.
Hua Hanzhou, who was red-eyed, suddenly stopped fighting. Even Han Guanyang hugged Wu Zhen, but he didn't fight. The audience was surprised, why did this guy suddenly calm down? The audience immediately saw that Hua Hanzhou was wrong, and his shorts under him were like tents.
The audience erupted in laughter again. There are all kinds of strange things. The spicy girl blushed and spat under the stands. The shy girl turned her face away, and secretly scolded this boy in her heart for being shameless.
Li Mantun shouted excitedly: "Haha, the copper hammer Yang Nuo is over." I knew that Lao Zhang would not let them go. Wonderful, wonderful! It's amazing. A group of friends next to him heard him call this and asked, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" Copper hammer what? ”
Li Mantun looked around with a ghostly head and said softly: "Copper hammer Yang Nuo Kang, referred to as copper hammer, Yang Nuo is also fine." It is Zhang Qiusheng's unique secret skill. Jianghu weapons ranked fifth. It is really a must-have product for cheating, disrupting the court, and traveling at home. ”
Sun Buwu said excitedly: "You can't let Lao Zhang hide his personal secrets alone, and ask him to contribute." This thing is so useful. A group of friends nodded yes.
Hua Hanzhou, who was in a state of paste, didn't want to fight, but he couldn't fight, that thing was too much of a hindrance. He covered the vital parts with both hands, and quickly pulled a military coat to wrap himself. The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't think about it. Wu Zhen, are you as for you? Isn't it just a basketball game? Can't you just let me win? Didn't you win volleyball in the afternoon? You did this to me. You little white face, loyal on the outside, treacherous on the inside. Where did you learn the bad tricks, you tried it on Lao Tzu.
The referee came to inform. He has been sent off for violating sportsmanship and is not allowed to play again in this competition. The referee's words Hua Hanzhou didn't take it to heart at all, and now he won't be on the field even if he is asked to play, and he can't afford to lose that person.
Seeing that Hua Hanzhou felt sorry for himself alone, a teammate came over to sue him, the pants were actually picked up by our own people, and we couldn't complain about Wu Zhen.
Hua Hanzhou's eyes widened, and he pointed to his key department and said, "This is also our own people?" As she spoke, she said like a resentful woman: "Wu Zhen, you murderer of a thousand knives, you hurt me so much." You've been thundering this day—"It's going to be endless."
Continuing the game, Wu Jin throws a throw-in. Wu Zhen knew that he had carried the black pot for Zhang Qiusheng. glanced at Zhang Qiusheng who was sitting next to him hatefully, this guy looked seriously injured. Wu Zhen wants to scold, don't pretend to Lao Tzu!
However, come to think of it, his strange trick is quite good, ha, I must ask tomorrow. In order to learn one and a half moves, Wu Zhen didn't scold Zhang Qiusheng. But he was absent-minded, and as soon as the ball was shot, it was snatched away by Han Guanyang.
Han Guanyang dribbles. In order to make up for the mistake of serving, Wu Zhen kept an eye on the defense. Han Guanyang grabbed the ball and was about to go to the basket, when he suddenly had a stomachache. This jump didn't jump, but the ball did come out. Wu Jin smoothly handed the racket to the player, and then stuck in the position to prevent Han Guanyang from improving. Han Guanyang was no longer able to grab the ball, and he only felt that his stomach was tumbling. He endured it desperately, wanting to learn from Zhang Qiusheng, but he couldn't get out of the line of fire with a slight injury.
But, but, but, but, can't help it, really can't help it. No, Han Guanyang hurriedly ran out of the field. When I passed by the stands, I left behind a piece of that, extremely bad breath.
The audience was shouting with their mouths open, and suddenly they all shut up. Someone couldn't hold it back and scolded: ", what kind of problem is there in No. 1 Middle School!" Knowing that he wants to compete, he is still hungry! "These people even scolded the whole No. 1 Middle School together.
Sun Buwu and Song Nianren asked eagerly: "Lao Li, what kind of Mingtang is this?" Li Mantun's eyes lit up and said, "Barbarakuz." Abbreviated as Baba, it can also be called Lacusez. Jianghu weapons ranked first. I will also do this trick, but I don't have Lao Zhang to hurt the enemy invisibly like this, so unknowing. ”
Song Nianren admired and said, "Wow, you can do this too?" Sun Buwu said disdainfully: "He himself has been hit by this trick." This is called a long illness to become a good doctor. ”
Of course, Song Nianren remembered this, so he asked: "Lao Li, what is it like to be recruited, tell me about it?" ”
Sun Buwu smiled evilly and said, "He is crying in the toilet, what do you say it feels like?" Li Mantun had nothing to say back to revealing the old bottom. I had to say with a wicked smile: "Why don't you try?" It tastes great and it's free. ”
Song Nianren hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Come on, you have learned this skill in the cloudy sky." Li Mantun didn't force Song Nianren, but continued to say with a wicked smile: "These two accounts, Huazi and Yangzi must be counted on Lao Wu's head." The days of Lao Wu's headache have come. ”
Everyone thinks that Hua Hanzhou's pants were inadvertently ripped off by his accomplices, and they have become a headless account. Everyone blames Hua Hanzhou, you don't even tie your belt when you play, you deserve it! But the account of the tent was recorded on Wu Zhen's head.
Han Guanyang rushed to the bathroom, and then the artillery fire thundered in the sky. After the most urgent pass, Han Guanyang put his chin on his knee and wept, and scolded him with a stream. The words scolded are the same as Hua Hanzhou's, it is nothing more than that this little white face pretends to be honest on the outside, but in fact has a bad stomach. Lao Tzu does not take revenge and swears not to be a man! Wait a minute.
The teammates ran over with concern and asked Han Guanyang what was wrong? He wiped away his tears and shouted angrily: "Lao Tzu has Wu Zhen's trick!" "This teammate is Han Guanyang's follower, which is equivalent to the relationship between the Sun family and the Liu family. After listening to Han Guanyang's words, he didn't understand, and asked, "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to use spells in public?" ”
There was another cramp in his stomach, and Han Guanyang had to prepare for a second battle, so he didn't have time to answer this question. Zhang Qiusheng's trick seems to have been upgraded to the 4S version again, which is a bit of the meaning of the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, and it will be fierce for a while.
After a period of pain, Han Guanyang answered the question just now: "This cream is a little raw yin." This is not a spell, it is a point kung fu in martial arts. You can't get his grip. This teammate wanted to ask something, Han Guanyang said, "Go quickly, bring me some paper!" When the attendant and teammate heard this, they hurriedly went to find the paper without asking questions.