Chapter 9 Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law meet
Sunny sat up from the bed with a turbulent head like a groundhog that had just come out of the ground. Before his eyes opened, his hands and feet were all retracted into the quilt, and his body kept leaning back, as if Liu Yi was a ** who robbed the house.
"Open your eyes! Ah, look at me! Liu Yi 'gently' grabbed Sunny's shoulder and shook her 'gently', making her open her eyes. Sunny saw Liu Yi, and the horror on his face instantly dissipated, replaced by a lazy look. She took off the coat that hung from her arm, glared at her little feet, and her pants fell off.
"Liu Yi, I'll only come back at eight o'clock in the morning, let me sleep for a while. I'm hungry, cook for me......"
Sure enough, it's here to eat, and sure enough, it is! Rubbing food and sleeping, this is simply treating this place as a ...... A word suddenly popped out of Liu Yi's head, and his self-esteem was suddenly greatly humiliated, and his forehead was bruised. But thinking that his mother was scrutinizing above his head, he didn't dare to do anything to Sunny. Otherwise, seeing that the 'daughter-in-law' was abused, the old lady promised to kill her tomorrow.
"My mom saw you, come out and say hello. I helped you when your eldest sister came, and now you have to help me, get up! Liu Yi spoke faster and louder, and regardless of whether Sunny agreed or not, he directly hugged her horizontally.
"Liu Yi, you're going to die! Where do you touch me, I'm going to kill you! β
"The cameras are all linked, my mother can see it anywhere, you give me honesty, I'll let you come to my house to sleep!" Liu Yi's lips did not move, and he lowered his throat and roared in ventriloquism.
"I said I'm hungry, I only have snacks in the refrigerator, you let me eat potato chips alive! The side dishes that my eldest sister gave me are also here with you, don't look for who you are looking for! β
"Then you're going to burgloy? Huh? How did you know my password! β
"Uncle Bodybuilding has sued me before!"
"Bah, I changed the password a long time ago, you must have peeked at it!"
The two quarreled fiercely in the corridor, but when they arrived in the living room, they both 'docile'. Liu Yi put Sunny down lightly and coughed as he cleared his throat, which was counted as a final reminder. Sunny also saw the chubby figure in front of her at this time, she didn't dare to look up at Li Fengxia's face, and peeked timidly. At this time, Sunny suddenly realized what he was wearing now, and his face turned red at once. Whoever sees her 'boyfriend's mother for the first time wearing s1oggi and pants is no better.
Li Fengxia looked at her son and daughter-in-law, frowned slightly, and seemed to be not very satisfied. Liu Yi saw the truth, and immediately smiled and said: "Mom, she is shorter, but does her son like it, Mom~" In order to pass the test, Liu Yi used a coquettish technique that he had not used for ten years. The reason why this trick has not been used for ten years is because the last time he used it, he was slapped by Li Fengxia with two big mouths. But this time he is confident, first, he can't fight too far away, and besides, in front of the 'daughter-in-law', the old lady has to save some face for her son.
Sunny glanced at him with some disgust, and Liu immediately glared back at her. Li Fengxia coughed, and the two of them were immediately honest.
"How old are you?" After five minutes of brewing, Li Fengxia had already put on a 'mother-in-law style', and her tone was very majestic.
Liu Yi glanced at Li Fengxia carefully, and said in his heart, Mom, aren't you Korean, my Korean is still taught by you, why don't you pretend not to understand? Li Fengxia glared at him, Liu Yi immediately held back the words that came to his mouth, and at the same time secretly sweated for Sunny in his heart, don't say the wrong thing, your mother-in-law is not good.
"What did mom say? I don't understand. Sunny heard the question, and quickly looked up and squinted his eyes and smiled. She couldn't understand Chinese and was a little embarrassed. Sunny bit his lower lip, looked at Liu Yi with big eyes and blinked, and asked in a whisper asking for help.
"She asked how old you were? Just answer. Liu Yi whispered in Korean, and at this time he could only be a translator.
"And how do I answer? How old are you, should I answer whether you are older or younger than you, does your mother like you to find a girlfriend in the year or a girlfriend in the year? Sunny didn't answer directly, but asked again. She thought that Li Fengxia couldn't understand Korean, so she asked very directly and didn't pay too much attention.
Listening to Sunny's words, Liu Yi's heart was gloomy. I thought that this was the end, and I dared to fool my mother in person. Ask how old you are, you can answer anything!
Liu Yi glanced at Li Fengxia carefully, and seeing that her expression had not changed at all, he couldn't help but sigh secretly that Jiang was still old and spicy. Sunny, don't say you're alone, mother-in-law, and we're not rivals when we tie them together.
"Come on, you can't keep your mother waiting too long." Sunny was more anxious than anyone else, secretly looked at Li Fengxia's expression, and secretly pushed Liu Yi's waist with his elbow, urging him to answer quickly.
That's pretty much it. Liu Yi felt a little relieved, and replied in a low voice: "I'm 9o years old, you just have to tell the truth, my mother doesn't care about this." β
"Mom, I'm 92 years old, two years younger than Liu Yi. nineοΌtoγ Sunny replied immediately, afraid that Li Fengxia wouldn't understand, so he gestured while talking.
"Nine, ninety-two?" Liu almost stared out at the beads, this guy is small, and he is too bold, one mouth says that he is three years younger, and the terrible thing is that she has no panic on her face, as if the truth is like that. Liu Yi shook his head speechlessly, thinking that women are really born actors, they must be more careful in the future, they must be more careful!
"Aang. I'm '92. Sunny winked at Liu Yi, raised his little fist with a strange expression and gently slapped him, hugged his arm and said, "I don't even remember my birthday, and you say you love me, hum!" β
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Liu Yi could only laugh dryly, what else could he say, the old lady is notoriously the most hated person to lie, and if she encounters it, she will definitely expose it in front of her, and her poisonous tongue is merciless...... The next script Liu Yi can already imagine, and he suddenly had the idea of escaping. Before these two women quarrel, let's go first.
"That's... Mom, my lesson plan is in the office. I'll go back and get it, why don't you talk first? I'll go back as soon as I go. As he spoke, Liu shook Sunny's hand vigorously, trying to break free and escape.
Sunny couldn't understand what Liu Yi was saying, but he sensed that he might be running away, so he immediately grabbed him tighter and looked at him sadly. How can you go! Not to mention how embarrassing it is, how to chat without understanding what the other person is saying, do you want to communicate in sign language?
"Okay, then you can go, I'll talk to my daughter-in-law." Li Fengxia spoke in fluent Korean, which was a little different from the softer 'Erhua', but it was enough for Sunny to understand. Sunny widened her mouth in surprise, she felt that her head was a little insufficient, what was the situation.
"Uh...... Actually, my mother is Korean, you let me go first, let go of ......" Liu Yi took advantage of Sunny's stunned space to pull his arm out of her arms around her hands, leaned into her ear and whispered: "Help me carry this time, just endure the scolding, let me do whatever I promise you, my phone number pad is in the address book, call me after a while, I'm downstairs, thank you......"
The end of the words was still floating in the air, the person had disappeared, and Sunny looked at the door that he didn't have time to close, and suddenly felt very ridiculous.
Is this man really a man?
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Running downstairs in one breath, Liu Yi suddenly felt a trace of joy for the rest of his life. Looking up at the ninth-floor balcony, he let out a long breath. As a man, there are naturally two nemesis in life, the wife and the mother. All of them are unprovoked storage zΓ i. This is not only a situation in modern society, even in ancient times, it was normal for mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to have a difficult relationship. Over the centuries, men have developed an instinct to run away, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Liu Yi squatted on the steps at the entrance of the building, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, it was almost one o'clock in the afternoon.
"I don't know how long we'll be talking...... Alas, I should have started arguing by now, but don't be too ruthless......" Liu Yi muttered to himself, his fingers swiping on the phone screen at random, waiting for Sunny's call.
"Di......" A short message prompt sounded, Liu Yi glanced down, it was the message on the Line, and the 'little girl' had another message.
"I'm really persistent, please, the teacher doesn't have time to talk nonsense with you now!" Liu opened LIne a little, and he didn't bother to type, so he directly sent a voice and shouted: "The teacher is very busy now, very busy, very busy, again, the teacher won't like you, hurry up and die, girl!" β
The voice message flew out with a 'boom', and Liu Yi was still angry. I wondered if I should show a little bit of the majesty of the teacher, it is good to be approachable, but if I am too approachable, there is no sense of distance, and where is the dignity of the teacher?
On the other side, Yun'er, who had finished shooting, was sorting out her things, and suddenly heard a message prompt, and immediately put down the water cup in her hand and picked up her mobile phone.
"See what you say to me...... Not? It's a voice message, so it's quieter. Yoona turned down the volume and put the phone close to her ear. Liu Yi's 'roaring' voice flew out, and even Cheng DΓΉ, whose volume was only ten percent, was still very loud.
This person ...... 'Yun'er is angry, how can Dongguk University have such a teacher, it is clearly one, one ...... Yuna thought of the word in her head, but she couldn't say it, so she got angry for a while and pressed her finger on the small speaker on the Line interface.
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