Behind the woman, there were also three young men, who were clearly with the woman.

But now the faces of these three people are not very good-looking, and they met pirates on the sea, and half of this life is no longer their own.

The captain was in a hurry, and after he hid the valuables, he said, "Damn pirate, I worked so hard to get a guest, and I was robbed by you." ”

Some of the passengers also ran to the bow of the boat, they were completely frightened.

Pirates are demons on the sea, and in the news they hear every day, pirates are extremely ferocious.

"We've been robbed by pirates, will we die?"

"If I'm going to die...... Mom doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore. ”

……

Xiao Yan looked so handsome now, and the freighter on the opposite side didn't respond, so he continued to roar: "One last time, stop the boat immediately, otherwise the woman will catch me and make grilled fish, the man will catch me to warm the bed, and the man will be thrown into the sea to feed the fish." ”

"It's the other way around, it's the man who catches it to make grilled fish, and the woman warms the bed." Huang Qiushi reminded.

"Yes?" Xiao Yan said smoothly, and he didn't know what he was just shouting.

Cargo ship above.

The captain gasped: "This group of pirates has such a strong taste, I'm in danger." ”

Several people looked at the captain's white and tender skin and nodded approvingly.

It's just that there are a few male compatriots who are so excited.

"Stop the boat! At our current speed, there is no escape. The woman spoke

"Stop the boat!" The captain had to accept this fact.

"Zixuan, I'll protect you in a while." A man behind the woman spoke.

"Zixuan, the pirates want money, as long as I give them money, they will let us go." Another man spoke.

"Zixuan, you don't have to be afraid, the pirates don't dare to do anything to us, our Huaxia navy is still very powerful, when the time comes, as long as I reveal my identity, they won't dare to do anything to us." One of the last men spoke.

The captain looked at the three men and secretly said to the three idiots, how do you students who have just returned from studying abroad know the horror of pirates.

The woman didn't speak, and all three men were interested in her, but the three men failed to make her move.

The freighter stopped, and Xiao Yan was very excited: "Robbery, robbery!" ”

Su Wen couldn't help but be a little excited: "There are still a lot of weapons in the boat, everyone will try to be as vicious as possible, otherwise it will be a shame and a big shame if someone sees through it." ”

Several people were armed, and the cruise ship approached.

The captain saw the cruise ship getting closer and closer, and was a little strange: "There is only a pirate group of six people, is it too small?" ”

Xiao Yan stood on the railing in front of him, holding a charge in his hand: "I solemnly inform you that you have been surrounded by the hat pirate group, and you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court." ”

Everyone was stunned, what was going on?

A little pirate who is only ten years old, and he is the kind that he watches a lot of Hong Kong police movies.

The more than 100 people on the freighter looked at each other, how could they have the feeling of encountering the police, but it was clear that they were good people!

Su Wen couldn't help laughing: "That...... We'll loot and hand over all your vegetables. ”

When the captain heard this, his nerves, which were already fragile, were now completely paralyzed.

What kind of pirate group is this, is it so funny?

"Is it really a robbery of vegetables?" The woman couldn't help but chuckle.

"Captain, is the vegetable alluding to something?" Someone asked in a low voice.

"I've been thinking about pirate slang for a long time, and it doesn't seem like there's anything alluded to with vegetables." The captain racked his brains and couldn't come up with any other meaning for vegetables.

"Why, didn't you hear that?" Xiao Yan roared, the submachine gun in his hand swept wildly at the sea, listening to the "pop" sound, the people on the freighter kept retreating in fright.

"Fellow pirate masters, which of you is the leader?" The captain calmed down, and he was ready to negotiate.

Su Wen and the others looked at each other, and then all pointed to Xiao Yan without hesitation.

Xiao Yan looked at himself in surprise, and then became proud: "Yes, I am the leader of the hat pirate group, Xiao Yan." Tremble, mortals! ”

The captain looked at Xiao Yan and was puzzled: "You are the pirate leader?" ”

Xiao Yan was a little angry, how could he allow others to question him: "Don't you see me standing at the front, I'm not the head of the regiment." ”

Although it was a little unbelievable, the captain still accepted this extremely funny fact: "Honorable Captain Xiaoyan, we are all poor, or you will let us go this time, and wait for the next time, you will rob us again, and when the time comes, we promise not to resist, and we will obediently hand over the money." ”

"Fool, you're stupid for me." Xiao Yan pursed his lips, "You are poor now, will you be rich next time?" Wrong, all wrong, who rarely robs your money, we are pirates in the new century, we never rob money. ”

"And what are you going to rob?" The captain wondered.

"Didn't they just talk about books, vegetables, vegetables, do you know?" Xiao Yan roared out.

"Eat, vegetables?" The captain asked in a low voice.

"It's not for eating, it's not for drinking." Xiao Yan was very angry, "I said that you are not brain-dead?" That's how you want me to rob you of your money? In this case, I will fulfill you, and now hand over 100 million, or kill them all. ”

What Xiao Yan said was originally angry, but the more than 100 people on the ship showed a sudden expression, this is a pirate!

Acting, just acting.

Su Wen looked at the people on the boat with a relieved look, and he was speechless.

If pirates don't rob money, they won't even be used to going to sea.

When the captain heard that he wanted 100 million, his face was embarrassed: "Captain Xiaoyan, you don't have 100 million even if you sell us, do you want a lot?" ”

Xiao Yan was very excited when he saw that the captain really wanted to give money, who didn't know that he liked money the most: "How much is less, you say how much?" ”

"Look, how about a million?" The captain said cautiously.

"One million is too little, and my current money, only counting interest, is more than one million a day." Xiao Yan was very disappointed, "How about 10 million more?" ”

The captain didn't understand who had robbed him.

The interest is more than one million a day, and the principal should be at least billions.

is worth billions, as for being a pirate?

"Ten million, I can't take it out." The captain showed a wry smile, "You can also see that my freighter is now mainly engaged in the business of carrying passengers, and there are a total of 132 passengers on this trip, and I charged them 3,000 each, which is only 400,000." ”

"It seems to be." Xiao Yan folded his fingers and calculated, "In this way, then you are really a poor ghost, but there are so many people on your boat, they must have money, let them make it together, and 10 million will be there." ”

The captain found that Xiao Yan was very good at talking, and continued to bargain: "Master Xiao Yan, they don't have much money, otherwise who will be my broken freighter, there are a lot of luxury cruise ships from San Francisco to China every day." ”

When Xiao Yan heard this, he lost interest: "Since you are all poor ghosts, let's get down to business and hand over the vegetables quickly." ”

Especially when talking about vegetables, Xiao Yan's voice became louder.

Vegetable?

Is it really just vegetables?

"Don't go quickly, I'm tired of eating meat." Cheng Jin couldn't help but burst out at this time.

"Go and move vegetables for Captain Xiaoyan, go quickly." The captain hurriedly urged.

Dozens of people ran into the cabin, and after a while, a few baskets of vegetables were brought out, and there were more than a dozen kinds of vegetables.

Su Wen looked at so many vegetables, pondered for a moment, and said, "Xiao Yan, ask them who knows how to cook?" ”

"Big brother, you don't cook anymore?" The words are strange.

"Before I return to Huaxia, I want to cultivate wholeheartedly, and I don't have time to cook for you." Su Wen said in a deep voice, it's not that he hates cooking, but he really doesn't have time.

Xiao Yan nodded, and then shouted loudly: "Among you people, who can cook, cook?" ”

A guy with an acne face walked out of the freighter: "I'm a chef, I can cook." ”

After Xiao Yan saw it, he said disgustingly: "Go aside, it's so ugly, who wants to eat the food you cooked." ”

"Zixuan, what are these pirates looking for cooks for, are they going to arrest them to cook, then you must not open your mouth, otherwise they will know that you can cook......" Before a man's words were finished, he found out that something was wrong.

"Tsk, you guys really know how to make small reports, she can cook, right?" Xiao Yan pointed to the woman named Zixuan, in fact, on the freighter, this woman is the most eye-catching and maverick.

"A little." Lu Zixuan frowned.

"That's you, come with us." Xiao Yan settled, but he was thinking in his heart, let this beautiful woman cook, the eldest brother should like it very much!

The others unconsciously cast a silent expression at Lu Zixuan, who was caught on the pirate ship, and most of them will not be able to come back in the future.

"What, don't want to?" The submachine gun in Xiao Yan's hand pointed.

"No, I'd be happy to cook for a few of you." Lu Zixuan gritted her teeth, she had no choice at all now.

"Alright, get on board!" Su Wen urged.

Lu Zixuan only got the pirate ship.

The faces of the three men standing behind Lu Zixuan were flushed, as if they were about to explode at any time.

Su Wen looked at the three of them and said with a smile: "Why, you also want to come along, we are just about to recruit new members, welcome to join!" ”

"No, let's not be pirates."

"Misunderstanding, I just took two more steps."

"Uncle Pirates, you go slowly, you will come often in the future!"

……

Su Wen smiled and said nothing, he gestured to Xiao Yan, and left over there.

The people on the freighter all sat down on the ground after the hat pirate group left, and the pirates were really terrifying. R1152