There is no trick in the stunt, and the thinking is diligent. The most classic word is the one in the oil seller, no other, but familiar. At first, playing slingshots was a hobby, the slingshot was sharpened with a wooden stick, the rubber band was a discarded hose glove from the village health center, and dozens of leather pockets could be made by picking up a pair of broken leather shoes, and the bullets were round pebbles, and playing with slingshots became the greatest fun of his childhood.

Ye Fei is a person with perseverance and diligent thinking, ten years like a day, hundreds of pebbles are shot out every day, accurate enough to shoot the tip of the reed within ten meters, a slingshot in his hand can play more tricks than ordinary slingshot players, fast rebound, one hit double shot, six beads in a row, run to estimate the ...... He is a well-known slingshot king in ten miles and eight towns, and he has beaten countless prey, from small reptiles to wild rabbits and pheasants, and it is the first time to hit people with a slingshot today.

Ye Fei's slingshot was powerful, Zhang Chuang exercised before the meal, and was a little disappointed in his heart, but more of a surprise, he smiled evilly at Ma Lanhua, who was stunned on the opposite side, turned around and poked his hand into his trouser pocket, and walked towards the table with a light whistle like coaxing a baby to urinate.

Ma Lanhua was so angry that she trembled all over, the tires on her chest and waist rippled irregularly, and she secretly put her hands behind her back and made a small movement, and the three bastards closest to the door bowed and retreated.

Ye Fei, who was standing at the dinner table, saw someone slipping away, frowned and didn't stop him, secretly thinking in his heart, most of these bastards didn't want to contribute to the fat woman, and it would be better if they were all gone.

Zhang Chuang walked to the table, looked up at Ye Fei and said, "Ye Zi, what a bow man, it's best to reward that fat woman with a steel ball on her face, her face looks like a pelvic bone, and she looks unpleasant." ”

Ye Fei shook his head, lowered his voice and said, "My mother used to say that a man is not capable of beating a woman, he is incompetent, and women have to be protected by him, so I don't beat women." ”

Although my mother is gone, her pure teachings have remained in Ye Fei's heart for a long time, and the truths in life are sometimes more impressive than philosophies, and they will not be forgotten and cannot be forgotten.

Zhang Chuang squinted, crooked his neck and said: "Your mother is right, but it's not all right, if a woman is an enemy who threatens your life, you must not be merciful, otherwise you will suffer a big loss." ”

Ye Fei frowned, it was a tacit acquiescence, he never thought that this situation would occur, if there was really such a day, would he fight or not?

"Get out of the way!" There was a sudden shout from the direction of the store door, and the three bastards each squeezed in with a big plank, they erected a wooden plank to block their bodies, and quickly walked towards the two, the bastards who were originally standing still suddenly cheered up, grabbed the elbow water pipe on the ground and rushed forward, the steel ball is not a bullet after all, the penetration is limited, as long as you rush to the front, you can repair the two boys who don't know the height of the sky, and get back the money you just received.

Ye Fei's expression was slightly stunned, and he immediately returned to normal, the fingers pinching the leather pocket were instantly released, and the light flashed, and the two bastards wailed at the same time and dropped the plank, covering their fingers and screaming in pain.

It's good that the wooden board can block the steel ball, but the bastards still underestimated the accuracy of Ye Fei's slingshot, and the steel ball accurately hit their fingers that held the edge of the wooden board, ten fingers connected to the heart, that kind of pain is not something ordinary people can bear.

Whoosh swish--six beads fired in succession, the plank in the hand of one bastard fell to the ground, and the other five rushed the most happy nose broke and blooded, and the screams like killing pigs sounded again, a total of eight bastards did not fall into vain, and the two of them did not dare to rush forward anymore, so they simply covered their hands and noses and ran out of the door, spilling scattered blood spots all the way.

"It's a god to be able to play a slingshot like this!"

"Good job, good fight......"

"I'll also practice slingshots to ...... Ming'er"

"Master, do you accept apprentices? Do you have a girlfriend? ”

The diners witnessed this miraculous scene, the fear in their hearts had disappeared, and all kinds of words of praise were thrown towards Ye Fei, and in the end, everyone slapped their hands in unison, there are slingshot masters in them, what else is there to be afraid of?

Ye Fei still stood still in the posture of drawing the bow and stimulating, after the situation just now, he would not let down his vigilance no matter how he was not sure that the bastards had really run away.

Zhang Chuang turned his head to look at the door, and joked with a smile: "Master, don't stand on the table and pose, the birds are flying, and there is a heavy fat bird, do you shoot or not?" The words were puns and full of ridicule.

Ye Fei's face flushed, he jumped off the table and walked in front of Zhang Chuang, and said in a low voice: "Brother Chuang, let's go and eat somewhere else." ”

Zhang Chuang smiled and pointed to the door and said, "I can't leave for the time being, the show has just begun." Ye Fei's heart jumped, and he looked in the direction of his finger, only to see three uniformed policemen walking in from outside the door, led by a middle-aged policeman with a shy general's belly, with a red face, a little bald on the top of his head, and his big back and hair combed to be oily, as if a dog had licked it.

The bald policeman walked up to Ma Lanhua with square steps, raised his double chin and said, "You're the boss here, right?" I just received a report from the masses that there are people fighting here, is there such a thing? ”

Ma Lanhua hurriedly pointed to the two people opposite and said: "It's the two of them, they don't pay for eating white food, and they also blame the gutter oil used in my store, the kid with the slingshot in his hand injured several people just now." ”

"Slingshot?" The bald policeman glanced at Ye Fei opposite, his eyes focused on the wooden slingshot in his hand, and he suddenly glared and said loudly after two seconds: "Take these two guys who disturb the law and order and hurt people back to the station!" "Buckle two hats and start arresting people, this police officer is not ambiguous at all, and the clear-eyed person can see from Ma Lanhua's smiling persimmon face that there is something greasy.

It's not about yourself, less nosy, less fart, the diners who were slapping and applauding just now are quiet again, this year, the favor has faded, the price has risen, the old lady has fallen and no one has helped, even the blood is wrapped in a layer of thin ice, the diners present know that there is a cat but no one wants to get into trouble, and keeping silent is the best choice.

The two policemen obeyed, took out handcuffs and walked quickly to the two, Ye Fei had never experienced this kind of thing, he couldn't suppress a panic in his heart, glanced at Zhang Chuang beside him, and found that he was playing with his mobile phone calmly, and he didn't even bother to raise his eyelids.

A policeman walked up to Ye Fei, snatched the slingshot he was holding, and shouted with a stern face: "Be honest, deliberately hurting you is enough to squat for a while." Before the words fell, there was a piercing mobile phone ringtone behind him, and when he turned his head to look, it was the mobile phone in the bald policeman's pocket ringing, and he paused and reached out to put the handcuffs on Ye Fei's wrist.