Chapter 16: The Tower of Babel
The round-headed ghost king ignored Zhang Qiusheng's abuse and continued: "Wang Gongzi was reincarnated in a solid family in this life, and he is no longer called Wang Gongzi, but Wang Xiaoxiao. It is said that in addition to being eaten, you have no danger to the little master. But the little master had just turned one year old, and he was choked to death by an egg. It can be seen that you wicked person is too bad, and the viciousness is too serious. Zhang Qiusheng didn't laugh angrily at this time, and said, "Hey, your head is flattened by the door panel, right?" I'm a rooster at this time, but does a rooster lay eggs? Oh hahahaha-"
The round-headed ghost king was furious. Okay, you Zhang Qiusheng, you will scold if you scold. You scold other princes first, and it's not too rude for you to scold me later, besides, you scold other princes for hima. But I have a good round head, and you dare to say that it is extremely hateful to be caught in the door panel. You have the audacity to laugh at this prince, and let me be the first prince to be ridiculed by a little ghost. It's so infuriating, it's infuriating!
The round-headed ghost king lifted the ghost steel whip and was about to smash it on the top of Zhang Qiusheng's head. The ghost king's martial arts are not trivial, and the steel whip sealed all the evasive retreats before and after Zhang Qiusheng. But Zhang Qiusheng didn't avoid it, and looked at the reunion ghost head with a smile. The steel whip of the round-headed ghost king did not fall down, and hung in the air. The round-headed ghost king asked suspiciously, "Why don't you avoid it?" Zhang Qiusheng said with a smile: "Why do you want to avoid it? I've chosen the third option! ”
The round-headed ghost king choked hard. This kid is really not afraid of death. If Zhang Qiusheng is really not afraid of death, the ghost kings will be helpless against him. If he died, the ghost kings would not be able to communicate with Wang Shaoyang. In the past, the benefits of eating had to be spit out, and although the anger of the good people of the ninth world was not as good as that of the good people of the tenth generation, it was not trivial. It is bound to attract the attention of the Hades, and this matter is a big deal. The personnel of the underworld have not changed for nearly two thousand years, and many ghost generals are waiting to be promoted to the ghost king, hoping that they will be unlucky.
The fat ghost king came to the rescue, and he said to Zhang Qiusheng: "The situation is not what you said. Roosters, of course, don't lay eggs. But the hen that lays the eggs is the wife of the rooster! The husband should be responsible for the wickedness of a wife. "I'm cāo, is this all worth it? There is no word for the sin you want to add! The fat ghost king saw Zhang Qiusheng looking at him with disdain, afraid that he would be scolded by this little ghost for no reason, so he hurriedly picked up the conversation: "Besides, the egg that choked the good man of the ninth world has your essence and blood in it, which is actually equivalent to you killing the good man." ”
Zhang Qiusheng wants to cry without tears, you can choke to death if you eat eggs yourself, what kind of bullshit good person you are! But when I thought about it, I was happy again. It seems that when he was a rooster, he had a wife, so it means that Lao Tzu has broken his virgin body. At least not a virgin in the tenth generation. Thinking of the three ghosts who chased him in vain and ran around the dead city, Zhang Qiusheng felt a chill in his heart. The rooster is a male **, which is better than a virgin in the tenth century.
Seeing that Zhang Qiusheng's face was cloudy, the fat ghost king hurriedly spoke: "I can't let you vote for a chicken fetus in the next round." The good man of the ninth generation has been wronged, and he has to be avenged. If the good people of the ninth world become angry, everyone will be unable to bear the noise to the Hades. You say yes, right? The fat ghost king felt that his words were very tactful, especially the last sentence played the finishing touch. Zhang Qiusheng was still in the joy of not being a virgin in the tenth world, and he didn't care too much about what the fat ghost king said.
The fat ghost king glanced at the round-headed ghost king. There was a lot of ostentation in his eyes, and he saw how capable this king was, and how he made a naughty imp speechless. It can also be seen from here that the ghost kings are not monolithic, but even full of contradictions.
The round-headed ghost king was choked with anger just now, and it was uncomfortable to hold it in his stomach. Now being looked at by the fat ghost king is even more depressed, and he stretches out his hand to the fat ghost king helplessly, which means that you can endure it, please continue.
The fat ghost king proudly said to Zhang Qiusheng: "What about you, ah, right? He felt that it would be better to speak in this inquiring tone, so he continued to speak in this tone: "It will definitely not work to be a rooster again." We can't let you choke the great good people to death anymore, this is called eating a trench and growing wisdom. You say yes, right? Zhang Qiushengmu looked at the fat ghost king blankly, thinking that of course he couldn't be a rooster anymore. It's not much fun for a person to be a rooster all the time, although it's a great deal of good for breaks.
The fat ghost king saw that Zhang Qiusheng didn't react much, and he was more confident in his eloquence. He continued, "So, this time I'll let you be reincarnated as a pig." Speaking of this, the fat ghost king glanced at Zhang Qiusheng cautiously, for fear that he would get angry and suddenly attack. Ordinary people are angry when they are scolded as pigs, let alone really go to be pigs? Zhang Qiusheng was a little angry, but then he thought about it, pigs are also mammals, and they are much more advanced than oviparous. Having said that, isn't the little ghost in the Hades Hall a knife to kill me as a fish? Can you change from a chicken to a pig, to a cow to a horse? From chicken to pig is already a big progress, and progress is a good thing, so there is no need to be angry.
Seeing that Zhang Qiusheng didn't have a big reaction, the fat ghost king was even more confident, and he said: "It's also for your good to let you vote for a pig's fetus." The great good man killed you, and then ate your meat and bed your skin, or braised or fried meat slices, fried shredded pork, or made steamed pork or boiled soup according to the mind of the great good man, the grievances between you are written off, hello, I am hello, everyone, and celebrate the birth of the tenth good man together. How good is that? You say, don't you? "The fat ghost king feels more and more that the ability to communicate with the little ghost is super strong. Don't finish the words all at once, and ask for the opinion of the little ghost every time you say a paragraph, this is the art of conversation that is now popular in the yoma. He glanced at the round-headed ghost king again, meaning to ask the round-headed, art! Do you know art? The round-headed ghost king couldn't stand his gaze, and turned his face to the side.
Although Zhang Qiusheng felt very sad, he also had to accept the reality. Since you have become a pig, you must have the consciousness of being a pig, that is, let people eat it casually. It makes no difference whether the person who eats is a good person or a wicked person, whether he is an official or a poor person. It makes no difference whether it is fried or fried, cooked or fried, or even boiled in soup. But one thing is still important, he asks, "Does this pig have a wife?" "Although the tenth virgin is broken, wouldn't it be better to break it one more time? So this has to be asked. The rank of those three ghosts is too high, and the commotion, stink, and annoyance are too heavy, and they are still a knot in Zhang Qiusheng's heart.
The fat ghost king was stunned by Zhang Qiusheng's question, and said, "How can a pig have a wife?" Have you ever seen a pig wife? Zhang Qiusheng began to despise the fat ghost king again: "The pig has no wife, is the little pig from the tree?" ”
The ghost kings can't stand the contempt of others the most. The ghost king who is on an errand in the underworld, especially in the underworld, is only above the ten thousand ghosts under the king of Hades. Except, of course, the Hades, which is a super storage zài, which has never been counted in the establishment of the underworld. Now the fat ghost king is despised, even after the round-headed ghost king, he is also very aggrieved.
The fat ghost king took a deep breath and suppressed his anger and grievances. This king is not as knowledgeable as a ghost, and the prince can hold the boat in his belly. After stabilizing his feelings, the fat ghost king said to Zhang Qiusheng: "Of course the little pig is not made on a tree. Piglets are born to sows. But the sow does not have a husband. It is the breeding pig that makes the sow give birth to the piglet. You know? Pig! Generally speaking, there is only one breeding pig within a radius of more than ten miles. The owner of the breeding pig leads it around the village with a chain. The sow raiser thinks about the piglet, so he lets the breeding pig go to his house and the sow. So the sow gave birth to piglets. It's just so temporary, it's not a wife. Speaking of this, the fat ghost king took a deep breath again, it was really tiring to talk to this little ghost. Since he became a prince, he has never said so many words in one breath.
"Breeding pigs and old sows are not edible," the fat ghost king patiently did science popularization work: "A pig like you who wants to be eaten by a good person, of course, can't be a breeding pig, let alone have a wife." ”
Zhang Qiusheng was strange, he asked: "Don't you wait for me to grow up and start eating?" Do the damn good people want to eat roast suckling pig? The fat ghost king felt speechless, this Zhang Qiusheng looks very clever, why is he so stupid? The fat ghost king said a little anxiously: "The roast suckling pig is fragrant and refreshing, fat but not greasy, and the great good people are probably going to eat a drop." But will not use your meat drops. To fry, to fry, to fry, to cook, to braise and boil soup, it is always raised that there are so many meat droplets. If the boar is not a breeding pig, it will be castrated at that time! ”
"Shhh Zhang Qiusheng had a bad premonition, and hurriedly asked, "What is castration?" Now it's the turn of the fat ghost king Zhang Qiusheng, who has no culture or knowledge, he said lightly: "It's just to cut off those words, the eunuch knows, right?" It's just to do too—"
Before the fat ghost king finished speaking, he exploded in Zhang Qiusheng's chest full of grief and indignation, jumped up and struck the fat ghost king's head without saying a word. This suddenness focused Zhang Qiusheng's anger again. The fat ghost king didn't have time to dodge before he was beaten up, and in an instant, he turned into a canopy of green smoke and dissipated.
The round-headed ghost king shouted, "Ahh——!h "Immediately he ran without looking back. He was too lazy to look at the fat ghost king's sè face and twisted his head to the side. At this time, he knew that something was not good by sensing the murderous aura that had exploded in vain in the room. When he went out, he glanced back at the house slightly, and the fat ghost king was gone, and only a wisp of green smoke was dissipating.
In the hermitage, Zhang Daohan was also full of anger, and his eyes were red. Qiusheng used to have such a miserable background, and he was framed by these bullshit great benevolents and ghost kings for generations. According to his temperament, he immediately rushed out and killed those ghost kings cleanly.
The Hades King felt Zhang Daohan's emotions fluctuate, and said: "Good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, and good people have their own pain and tempering, and finally they will achieve good results." Seeing that Zhang Daohan was still gritting his teeth angrily, the Hades King sighed and said: "Good and evil have a cause in the end. How can the merits of the ten generations of good people be easily accomplished? ”
Zhang Daohan didn't understand these truths. But he was just sad for Zhang Qiusheng. From the acquaintance on the ocean freighter to the present, life and death. Qiusheng is really a friend with a knife in both ribs, and he is hot-blooded and brave. I have never seen him hurt others, and he is sincere to his family, friends and even dogs. If these cheap ghost kings don't kill, it will be difficult to calm the hatred in his heart.
With Zhang Daohan's cultivation, what else has not been investigated? It's just that there are no taboos because of the hopelessness of ascension, and because he is a real friend of Zhang Qiusheng in distress, he can't help himself because he empathizes with Zhang Qiusheng's suffering. These Hades knew that he had no way to comfort Zhang Daohan, so he could only divert Zhang Daohan's attention and say, "That, there is no news about that Babel Tower?" ”
Zhang Daohan's attention was successfully diverted. After all, Qiusheng's suffering is in the past, and whoever dares to bully him today will be killed. And the Tower of Babel is an eternal pain in his heart.
The full name of the Tower of Babel is the Tower of Exquisite Babel. It is a joint refining of more than a dozen Taiyi Golden Immortals who live with heaven and earth. At the beginning, the co-workers were angry and could not touch the mountain, causing the heavenly pillar to collapse and destroy the ground. These golden immortals, who usually don't ask about the world and only like to travel in the mountains and rivers, feel very inconvenient, in order to prevent this situation from happening again in the future, they have teamed up to refine a magic weapon, and Hades is one of them.
Nuwa mends the sky and slashes the four pillars of the sky, but the body is abandoned. The Taiyi Golden Immortals used the bones to refine magic weapons, and the souls were the spirits. This magic weapon really has the power of seizing heaven and earth, and can pass through the three worlds of heaven, earth and man. In order to make a mess today, when someone is causing chaos in the world, they can go back and forth to all walks of life through this magic weapon. Therefore, this magic weapon is named Babel Tower, because this magic weapon can change its shape at will and can shield its own breath, and finally it is called Linglong Babel Tower.
Don't think that Taiyi Jin Immortals are awesome, they are just very good at cultivating, and everything else is a mess in terms of dealing with people. These golden immortals were enthusiastic about refining magic weapons, and they didn't think much about it. When the magic weapon was successfully refined, everyone was very satisfied. But the question also arises, who owns it? If the golden immortals want to say that the quality is high, it is all high-quality. If you want to talk about chick belly intestines, they are also chicken belly intestines. They all said that it didn't matter if they wanted this magic weapon or not, but they didn't agree to let others hold it.
Then they threw the magic weapon on the west side of Kunlun Mountain, and everyone turned around and left. The magic weapon becomes completely under the control of the machine spirit itself. Whoever can make the machine spirit recognize the Lord of this exquisite Babel Tower will be whom. At that time, none of the golden immortals thought about it, and a magic weapon actually belonged to the magic weapon itself.
Later, there was never such a fierce person as Gonggong in the world, and the communication between heaven and earth was unimpeded. The golden immortals also gradually forgot about this matter, originally to facilitate the exchange between heaven and earth, in the refining process, each golden immortal showed his magic power on a whim and added many methods, but just to compare with each other and forget it. Since there is nothing in the way of heaven and earth, of course, I don't think about it here. The golden immortals are exhausted when they calculate, and they are still confused when they are sloppy.
The communication between the Three Realms was suddenly broken. When these golden immortals remembered that there was such a magic weapon, the three worlds of heaven, earth and man were separated, and they couldn't figure out which realm the Tower of Babel was in at this time.
I don't know if Zhang Daohan is lucky, or if he has the idea. This exquisite Babel was inadvertently obtained by him. However, I don't know who leaked the news, and as a result, it caused a siege by various major factions. The sect to which Zhang Daohan belonged was tragically destroyed. The Tower of Babel has never been seen ever since.
In the next few reincarnations, in addition to cultivation, Zhang Daohan persistently pursued and killed the people who participated in the encirclement and suppression of other sects in the first place. But he never found the Tower of Babel, the person who finally killed him, and the magic weapon used by that person, Ruyi Kunlun.