Chapter 56: Toilet Secrets

Zheng Huaizhu laughed and said: "If you want to talk about the reason why Ma Er offended Fang Xiaochen, you can laugh to death if you say it." ”

"What is the reason?"

Later, I figured out that the reason why Ma Er offended Fang Xiaochen was very simple. Didn't you say it just now, in the hospital, Ma Er's people and the two boys fought. Although those two boys won completely, if they killed 10,000 enemies, they also had to injure 8,000 themselves, and two people fought more than a dozen, so they had to take a few hits. But there is one who is Fang Xiaochen's boyfriend, and this person who got off the horse can stab the hornet's nest. As soon as Fang Xiaochen saw that the object had suffered a loss, without waiting for Fang Yueyuan to express his position, he first led a group of people to smash Ma Er's field to take revenge. ”

After everyone heard this, they were all amazed, and while praising Fang Xiaochen for being a strange woman who was not born in the world, they also damaged Fang Xiaochen's man to the soles of their feet. The central idea is that the kid is not a gentleman at all, and after encountering something, he has to let an old lady help him out, but he hides behind.

Zheng Huaizhu said even more directly: "In addition, I stayed in Binhai for a few days, Fang Yueyuan saw it, Fang Xiaochen saw it, even Fang Xiaochen's friend, a girl named Liu Xin, saw it, but I didn't see Fang Xiaochen's man, that man seemed to have evaporated from the world." Anyway, I feel that Fang Xiaochen has found such a man who can't bear things, and he is really such a good girl who is blind for nothing. ”

Originally, someone praised Fang Xiaochen, Cheng Zhichao should be triumphant. But when praising Fang Xiaochen, these princelings who don't know the truth have degraded themselves to the end, which is really unpleasant. Cheng Zhichao's face was as red as a Beijing red sweet potato, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Zhao Jiyong watched his embarrassment from the sidelines, and almost burst his belly with laughter. In order not to arouse the suspicion of others, he forced a smile and stabbed Cheng Zhichao: "Hey, brother, I'm going to the toilet, will you go?" ”

Cheng Zhichao nodded hurriedly, nodded very quickly, hurriedly said hello to Zheng Huaizhu, and the two of them walked out of the private room one after the other and walked towards the toilet. The two of them drank beer, and it was normal to go to the toilet halfway through the drink, Zheng Huaizhu didn't think much about it, helped them point out the direction, and turned his head to continue talking to Yuan Baye and the others.

After entering the toilet, Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong found that the toilets in the original high-end hotels were different from the toilets they usually saw, so clean and tidy that people could hardly see that it was a toilet, more like the living room of ordinary people, the air was filled with a faint smell of perfume, and there was a waiter in uniform standing at the door.

Zhao Jiyong took a long breath, and while pulling the dick out of his crotch, he muttered, "Damn, what are you doing in a toilet that is so advanced?" No matter how advanced the toilet is, isn't it still a place for people to poop and pee? ”

Cheng Zhichao was in a terrible mood, glared at him, and said angrily: "Then why is your house so big?" No matter how big a house is, isn't it just how many people sleep? ”

Zhao Jiyong knew that he was in a bad mood now, and he didn't care about him, so he smiled and released the water in his stomach happily. After cleaning up, he didn't wash his hands and hugged Cheng Zhichao's neck: "It's time, why don't you mean it?" ”

Cheng Zhichao pushed his hand to the side, hugged his arm and leaned against the wall: "Die, it's a fart, I'm not in the mood." ”

"Physiological events also score mood? If you're not in the mood, you won't even go to the toilet? ”

Cheng Zhichao was so angry with him that the first Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, so he couldn't wait to pinch his neck and throw him into the toilet, rushed to the sewer, gritted his teeth, and smashed it heavily on his lower abdomen.

Zhao Jiyong shouted, bent down while holding his stomach, snorted a few times, and scolded: "Cheng Zhichao, you are really not a fucking human, we are small, you can also play such a heavy hand, even if I am blind, I know you white-eyed wolf." ”

"Do you know we're small? Just now I saw how happy you were smiling, not to mention how happy you were, I wondered, I used so much strength with that punch just now, why didn't I kill you bastard. ”

"Look, the dog bit Lu Dongbin, didn't it?" Zhao Jiyong's face was wronged, "Brother, I've been discovering it for so long, and you still don't understand me." Yes, I'll admit, I was smiling a lot, but I'm definitely not gloating, I'm happy for you. ”

"Happy for me? Have you been pressed by me all the time, and you are not convinced, this time Brother Zhuzi, they finally avenged you, and you are so happy? Cheng Zhichao punched him in the stomach again, and his face was stunned.

The strength of this punch is not too big, Zhao Jiyong didn't feel much, he patted his stomach without incident, straightened his waist, and said: "But then again, your boss is really ruthless." I met in a hurry at the police station last time, and I didn't feel anything at the time, tired of being in your arms, like a kitten, who ever wanted to be away from you, more ruthless than that violent girl. Brother, let me tell you, this is not good, this daughter-in-law has to take care of it, whether it is okay or not. ”

Cheng Zhichao sighed: "You can still laugh, I'm going to die of worry now." ”

"What are you worried about? Isn't that great? You've been beaten, and someone has helped you out, and now the whole college town should be turned upside down, right? With such a capable wife, I have to wake up laughing in my dreams. ”

"When you're really on the scene, you can dream again." After Cheng Zhichao mixed with him in the toilet for a while, he also felt a little urinating, spit out, and took out the guy: "Anyway, it's here, don't make it white." ”

Zhao Jiyong laughed: "That's right, remember what Lao Jiang said to us?" The bridge comes to the bridge and crosses it, kicking the foot and eliminating it. Your father-in-law's strength in the coastal area is so strong, and there are a bunch of outlaws under his hands, are you still worried that your daughter-in-law will suffer? ”

Having said that, Cheng Zhichao was still worried: "Although Fang Yueyuan's strength is not weak, don't forget, Fang Xiaochen is a girl after all, and it was only with a fire that he fought with Ma Feng's side." Once this fire is vented, I am afraid that she may not be able to maintain that domineering spirit all the time, compared with an old Jianghu like Ma Feng, she is much more tender, how can she not worry? ”

"So what else can you do? Go out in person, come to a hero to save beauty or a flower messenger? ”

"To tell you the truth, I really want to go to the seashore and see how it goes." ,

Zhao Jiyong's face changed: "You want to go to Binhai?" I'm afraid not, now the two of us are in the limelight, if you run to the shore again at this juncture and accompany your daughter-in-law to Hulai, our old man will not kick you into the confinement room? ”

"Anyway, this incident also started because of me, there was nothing to do with Fang Xiaochen, because I had a fight with Ma Feng's people, so Fang Xiaochen went out to find a place for me. I just don't understand, how did it come to this? Those who should have gone out did not get out of the horse, and those who should not have gone out led the people to do it. ”

Zhao Jiyong clicked his mouth twice and said the reason: "This shows that the two of us are really not suitable for conspiracy and trickery, we have no social experience, and there are always discrepancies between what we think and what we think." The plan sounds tempting, but once implemented, it's not like that at all. ”

Cheng Zhichao nodded and did not speak.

Zhao Jiyong continued: "Also, it's not that you haven't seen it, that Ma Feng seems to have an unusual relationship with Brother Zhuzi, if you go to Binhai to help Fang Xiaochen, then it is very likely that you will have a head-on conflict with Zhuzike." In that case, you'll have to think about it. ”

Why didn't Cheng Zhichao think about this? Zheng Huaizhu is his own hair small, but Fang Xiaochen is his girlfriend, and now that his hair is small and his girlfriend are involved in a big event caused by a small matter, it is really not easy to find a balance between them.

Zhao Jiyong turned around on the ground a few times and said slowly: "If you want me to say, Brother Zhuzi has now returned from Binhai, it seems that the situation over there has been messed up, almost less, if you go over again, you won't be able to catch up with the hot." It's better to stay here and find a way to fish something out of Brother Zhuzi's mouth, if the situation is really not good, you go over, it's not too late. ”

"Brother Zhuzi has been smart since he was a child, and I don't think it's easy to get something out of his mouth."

"Now our only advantage is that Brother Zhu doesn't know that it is the two of us who are fighting, and he is not wary of us. Hehe, as long as we plan well, it shouldn't be a difficult task. ”

Cheng Zhichao smiled bitterly, the plan he made in Binhai is almost impossible to end now, and he has a headache when he thinks about it, where do you dare to make another plan with him?

Zhao Jiyong saw what he was thinking, and he didn't dare to come up with any more ideas. His eyes rolled a few times, and he suddenly looked like he had discovered a new continent, with a look of surprise: "By the way, it's not that you can't contact Fang Xiaochen, take advantage of this effort, quickly call Fang Xiaochen and ask about the situation." ”

"yes, I didn't think of that." Cheng Zhichao exclaimed, the so-called concern is chaotic, he was worried about Fang Xiaochen just now, and he forgot to call to ask about this stubble. hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, hid in a corner and dialed Fang Xiaochen's mobile phone like a thief. What made him depressed was that Fang Xiaochen's phone couldn't get through at all, not because the line was busy, not because he wasn't in the service area, but because he was turned off at all.

Zhao Jiyong craned his neck and waited for a long time, but he didn't see Cheng Zhichao and Fang Xiaochen talking, so he couldn't help but feel a little strange, walked over and asked, "Why don't you speak?" ”

Cheng Zhichao raised the mobile phone in front of him: "I can't get through, turn it off." ”

"Can't you? At this critical juncture, her mobile phone was actually turned off? I heard Brother Zhu say just now that she led the people and Ma Er to fight hotly, how could it be turned off? If the phone is turned off, how do you contact it? ”

Cheng Zhichao's heart was pounding, he didn't know what was going on Fang Xiaochen's side, and for a while, he only felt that his legs and stomach were trembling: "What should I do?" Otherwise, the two of us don't go back to the private room, run away directly, and go to the train station to buy tickets to go to the seaside? ”

Zhao Jiyong was so sweaty that he was so relieved: "Are you crazy? Halfway through eating, you can also think of the idea of escaping through the urethra. Besides, did you have money on you or did I have money on me? Let's go to the train station to take the Overlord car? Even if the people at the train station are reasonable and give you the green light to go to the coast, I'm afraid that as soon as you arrive at the place, you will have to let the people from the military sub-district rob you back. I don't believe it, until now you still have doubts about our old man's energy. ”

Cheng Zhichao was deflated again, and said dejectedly: "I can't go and go, and I can't get through on the phone, what can I do?" ”

"Don't worry." Zhao Jiyong persuaded: "Her mobile phone can't get through, and it doesn't necessarily mean that something happened, in my opinion, there are more internal reasons." ”

"What internal reason?"

"Didn't you say that your mother-in-law was coming back in the next two days? This old lady works at the Military Medical University, and it seems that she should be very upright. Such an upright old lady saw that her daughter actually led people and the underworld to do a movie, so she couldn't blow up her lungs? Although your daughter-in-law is more violent than a violent girl, if the old lady really uses some means, her arms will never be able to twist her thighs. ”

After being reminded by him, Cheng Zhichao finally suddenly realized that he faintly thought of the joints. The reason why Fang Yueyuan said that Fang Xiaochen's mother came back that day was probably to bring Fang Xiaochen home, but this did not mean that her old man would not come back. Coming back is definitely coming back, it's just that there are some sources for time and Fang Yueyuan. When Fang Xiaochen started, her mother-in-law definitely didn't come back, but after she started, her mother-in-law came back. Seeing that Fang Xiaochen actually fought with the underworld, the old lady was so excited that she locked Fang Xiaochen in confinement, which was also reasonable.

Now that Fang Xiaochen has been confined, with the old lady's means, she must have suspended her contact with the outside world, and her mobile phone must be confiscated as soon as possible, lest she still be restless in the "confinement room". As soon as a few days have passed, the phone's battery runs out, and it is logical to shut it down.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this possibility was very great, and Cheng Zhichao finally relieved himself a little. As long as Fang Xiaochen is not folded in the hands of Ma Feng and the others, then there is no problem. If Fang Xiaochen was hurt by Ma Feng and others because of himself, even Cheng Zhichao himself didn't know what he would do. The biggest possibility is that he will not hesitate to turn his face with Zheng Huaizhu, and he will also help Fang Xiaochen get the field back from Ma Feng.

Zhao Jiyong smiled and said, "If you want me to say, what you can do now is to put your heart in your stomach." If Fang Xiaochen really has an accident, then Xiaoniu will definitely give you a letter, and if you haven't received her letter now, it means that your wife has no problem now. Okay, don't think about it for now, look at Brother Zhuzi's appearance, it seems that this matter has been solved temporarily, how to solve it, we don't know, we will go back and ask later. ”

"Hmm." Cheng Zhichao nodded heavily, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, if Ma Feng dares to touch my daughter-in-law's hair, Lao Tzu will be the first to kill this bastard." ”

This was said with gritted teeth, but he forgot one thing, that is, this matter was originally provoked by his eldest son Cheng.