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I'm Yelu Haonan, and I didn't have that name.

My name is Jelu Haonan, and I didn't have that name. My original name is Liu Haonan, Liu is Liu Bang's Liu, he is my ancestor, a very famous person! So my father's surname is also Liu, so my surname is also Liu! Liu Haonan's name is very good, and I like it too, but how did I get the surname Yelu later? I never thought I'd change my surname, although the surname Yelu is really imposing.

The lord of Liao knows that his surname is Yelu, and he is the surname he asked me to change. That old/perverted! What, I can't scold him if he's the emperor? I am a regular civil servant of the state, okay, the salary is paid by the imperial court, and it is not taken out of his own pocket, what am I afraid of! That old ** looks frustrated, and the wife he is looking for can't eat, squinting at me with two blister eyes all day long, get out! How far away is death, how far away! I don't want to see you! When I see you, I want to spit on last year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner!

As for why I still called it that way, that's a long story! It is said that a long, long time ago, there was a place called Asia, and there was a country in Asia called Liaoguo~~~~ What rice? Let me cut it short, you know that way you can speak clearly, and you have a brain like you to know clearly! Well, for the sake of not having enough information in your brain, I'll simply tell you that it's all a bloody case caused by a landlord!

I'm Yelu Haonan, why am I called that?

To say that the biggest hobby of the old ** is to help people come up with names, followed by pulling people to fight landlords! Every time you see me, pull me to play, and I say I don't want to see you, okay! Don't pull my sleeve, you said you gave me a total of two sets of work clothes, and I won't have to change them if they are broken! Ah, Xiao Tianzuo is also there, okay, I'll make it difficult this time. Xiao Tianzuo's pig brain, he can't say anything if he doesn't win his money!

Hey, I said old **, didn't you say that Xiao Tianzuo also fights, why is it just you, me and your wife, what about Xiao Tianzuo? I don't follow me, hurry up and call him over to me!

Xiao Tianzuo, what do you mean by this, what is it if you don't play and just look at it! Queen, you're up! Don't think you're amazing because your ass is big!

Old ** you cheat you cheat! Just now I saw a pair of two on the table, how can you have four two to blow up my king! Ask me what I see with one eye, and I see with both eyes! You must be cheating, don't sell cute, if it's useful to sell cute, what else do you want the police to do! You, you join forces to bully me, do you think I'm easy to mess with? Be careful I open the Heavenly Gate Array to your room! What's the horse? Which pair of two was played on the previous one? I don't believe it, my brain is not your brain, if I remember wrong, I will have your surname!

After that, you know, that's what I'm called right now, anyway. What a laugh! Don't laugh!

I'm Yelu Haonan, and I'm a bitter child with no father and no mother.

I am Yelu Haonan, and I am the national teacher of Liao. Don't look at me in front of people, in fact, I am a bitter child with no father and no mother. It's all a handful of bitter tears! Little cabbage, yellow in the ground~~~

If you want to say that I originally had a father and a mother, nonsense, I'm not a monkey jumping out of a stone! I think it was good when I had a father and a mother, some ate, some dressed, some cried, some coaxed, and some helped when I fell. So, I really don't understand what children think nowadays, what kind of rebellion is idle and panicked, so that the body is a hole here and there, and I don't know what alien language is here and there in Chinese. If my child were to be hung up and beaten violently, he would be hungry for two more meals, and he would see if he was still well-behaved!

cough, cough, to get back to the point, if you want to say that my father was a public figure that everyone knew about in ten miles and eight towns, and my mother was also a well-known flower, otherwise how could I be so popular and love flowers and flowers. Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. When my father was young, in order to compete with my uncle for the name of the most handsome man in Beihan Village, he found a killer and used the most vicious foot in the rivers and lakes on my uncle, which made my uncle overstimulated when he looked in the mirror, and finally jumped off the cliff when he couldn't stand the blow. Therefore, it is born from the same root, so why be in a hurry to fry each other! After my father was named the first handsome guy in Beihan Village, he married the most beautiful girl in the world in the village, who is my mother, and then there is me.

Alas! If you want to talk about how my father and mother died, it is really sad for those who hear it to shed tears and see it! After my uncle died, no one was more handsome than my father. Do you know how lonely it is for people in high places? Do you know the loneliness that no one can compare to? My dad finally died of depression! My mother? The most handsome guy in the world is hanging, who do you want my mother to go to? The starting point is too high, and the standard of this person can't be lowered! That's how I went with my father! Woo~~~ Ignore me, let me cry for a while.

I am Yelu Haonan, and I am Chen Xiyi's apprentice.

I am Yelu Haonan, and I am Chen Xiyi's apprentice. If you want to say how I became his apprentice, it comes down to because I am handsome! It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and it is a mistake to be too handsome!

After my father's death, I inherited his title of the most handsome guy in the world, and Chen Xiyi, the old immortal, touched it when he smelled it. People in the world only know that he is old, capable, and likes to wear white clothes to scare children at night, but they don't know that he has an unsavory habit that is to like to collect beauties! It's really a big forest, there are all kinds of birds, how can anyone have such a strange fetish! MyGod！

Don't pester me, you old immortal, okay, I know I'm handsome, do you think the name of the most handsome guy in the world is called for nothing? You want me to be your apprentice, don't talk about the door, there is not even a vent! I am not uncommon to you in those Qimen Dunjia and the Five Elements Bagua Technique, what is so great about being knowledgeable, and being knowledgeable can be eaten as a meal! You have to come up with some exciting conditions, people will consider it.

That's right, I'm a single, I'm a single, I'm proud! In love, Shenma is in love, I haven't even touched the little girl's hand so far. It is said that marrying a handsome guy is insecure, I think this is an ugly man who framed a handsome guy. I already know that you like to collect beauties, and it's not a good thing to show off. What does this mean, what else can this mean, it shows that you are a scourge when you live! Aren't you just the beauty around you, amazing! What rice? Want to introduce one of the prettiest to me? Well, let me think about it!

I am Yelu Haonan, and the days in Huashan are very difficult.

It's really boring on Huashan, there is no one, not a single goblin, not even a shemale. The old immortal patted his chest and said that he had a lot of beauties, what a big fool! I didn't know I was deceived when I came! He also said that he wanted to introduce one to me, and introduce a skewer! In other words, is there any regret medicine in this world?

Do you say that you are also a generation of celebrities, so you live in such a broken house? What's in front of the house, that's called the door, that's the hole, okay. The door for people to enter and exit is closed, and the hole for the dog to crawl out is open, and it's you, don't stare at it, I'm an orphan, and I'm not as cold as you! Are the colorful mushrooms on the quilt poisonous, I invite you to eat them!

What is the bloodstained thing on the wall, you said that you cleaned up your whole body like a dog, why don't you know where to live to clean up? What is this, Chen Xiyi, you go to die, Chen Xiyi, I hate you for 10,000 years~~~ I said don't stop it, you can't stop it! Oh, Isee! You trick a beauty into coming to this kind of place, and the beauty gets angry, and the consequences are very strict. No wonder you don't have anyone here, and it's the same as the murder scene, so whether we are safe in the house now, whether it will be buried or not, no one knows! This kind of place is useful even if it is SOS!

Also, don't talk like a fart, saying that you want to introduce me to someone, if you don't go to the Tao, I'll pull off the roots of your proud white beard, do you believe it or not?

I am Yelu Haonan, and I have a junior sister named Mu Guiying.

Where did the old immortal die recently, I didn't even have a person to talk to on Huashan, I only heard the north wind outside the window, the dripping water in the house froze into ice, the body was cold, and the heart was even colder~~~

You still know how to come back, if you have the ability, you won't come back for the rest of your life. Oops, who is this little sister, little sister, are you lost, hurry up and come to the big brother's side, don't be with the bad old man, you will learn bad! Little sister, what's your name, do you want the big brother to give you one, is it okay to call Maomao? Your name is Mu Guiying, it turns out that you have a name, in fact, the name Mao Mao is quite good, do you want to consider it?

What, you want to be my senior sister? Please figure it out first-come-first-served, okay, you're a woman, I'll have to let you! Master, I'll call you Master, you're here to judge, I've seen something unreasonable, I've never seen something so unreasonable, don't shrink back, you think you're a turtle, don't insult such a cute little animal as a turtle.

It seems that we can only decide our future destiny in the fairest and most just way in the world, so stretch out your hand! Rock, scissors, paper! Wow Ka Ka! I won! I'm a senior brother, and I'm there! Senior sister, fate is sometimes so cruel, and the world is sometimes so dark! Look, Senior Brother has taught you a life philosophy lesson.

I'm Yelu Haonan, and the handsome guy is also very tired.

I really can't stand the life of Huashan! Master disappeared, and my sister ignored me. Therefore, women are cautious, and they will hold a grudge for a lifetime for a little thing! I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down! Don't let anyone stop me!

Oh also! I'm finally down the mountain, so happy! But trouble followed. Auntie on the left, don't pretend to fall, your posture is too fake, how can anyone fall down so gorgeously, I won't help you, don't lean over! The ** on the right, don't throw me flattering eyes, you don't look in the mirror, I think I grew up in the beauty pile since I was a child, and your dignity can't get into my eyes!

It seems that I have to think of a good way to change my earth-shattering appearance of ghosts and gods, otherwise it will be seen by someone else's little daughter-in-law and cause family conflicts. It's really hard to do what it looks like, it can't be helped, it's gold that shines everywhere!

I said that the old Taoist priest should not pull my clothes, who wants you to tell my fortune, I myself will not! What is the Hongluan Star Movement will have peach blossom luck, I've only met N petunias so far. You bullnose must be pretending to be some Maoshan master, if I believe you, I won't be called Yelu Haonan! I told you to talk nonsense, I told you to talk nonsense, take off your clothes, put down the banners, hear it or not, this is the consequence of your nonsense!

I'm Yelu Haonan, and I'm shopping in the capital.

How many days has this bull-nosed old man not taken a bath or washed his clothes, why does his clothes smell strange! Forget it, for the sake of my personal safety along the way, I'd better endure it. Vomit~~~

Bianjing City is so big and beautiful! Wow, the buns here are so fragrant! Wow, the sugar gourd over there looks delicious! Can't drool, can't ruin my image, can't you? Boss give me a bunch! If you want hawthorn or strawberry, they are all my favorite food, so hard to choose! Boss, how can you do this, I will choose it right away, you will die if you wait a while! Do you think I'm like a rich lord, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I tell my identity! I usually use gold leaves to reward people, do you understand gold leaves? I'm guessing you haven't seen it!

Hey? What about my money bag, has it been stolen? No way! Thinking about my unparalleled martial arts, which thief dares to steal my money, I don't want to live, don't you! Did I just hit a little kid...... That's right! It must be so! Why is the security in this Bianjing City so bad, your emperor must be a faint king! Just scold, what's the matter, I'm a foreign friend, I can't use the laws of the Great Song Dynasty!

Otherwise, boss, I only took a small bite of this string, can you take the top one or continue to sell it for money?

I am Yelu Haonan, and I have knelt at the gate of Tianbo Mansion for a day and a night.

Why am I so unlucky, I lost my money as soon as I entered the city, and I couldn't eat or live in an inn. Let's wander first.

Grandma, why are you sitting on the ground alone, are you uncomfortable, where is your family, are you an orphan like me! Can I help you up, slow down, I'll pat you on the soil...... Why are you dragging me, we won't have results if you're so old, the old man has to be self-respecting to make others respect and love the old. What do you mean that I hit you, you ask passers-by A, B, C, D, who saw me hit you? Let go! I can't let you go! Don't think that if you look worse than my master, I won't be able to do it! Don't be ignorant, I don't know each other, I invite you to eat spicy paste!

Yo! You still have accomplices! It's useful to fight with a lot of people! Originally, I sent you one to the west, but now it's easy to send a bunch of trouble! I'll tell you what if I don't have any money, if I don't have money, I want my life! What about Tianbo Mansion, I'm so scared~~~! Are you the Snake Taijun? I'm still the Dragon Prince!

I am Yelu Haonan, and I knelt at the gate of Tianbo Mansion for a day and a night.

It is said that little women are difficult, and my sister is a living example. Who knew that this old woman was even more difficult, not to mention that there were still a bunch of old women! I'm a good man and don't fight with women, I'm not afraid of you! I endure!

I've been kneeling at the door of this famous old woman in Bianjing City for a day and a night! One day and one night is the concept of Shenma, you don't have such profound skills as mine, you can't feel it in this life, okay. What is the stars holding the moon, what is the focus of attention, I am now! This uncle, don't be overflowing with love, okay, what do you mean by throwing a copper plate, have you ever seen a beggar who is so handsome and handsome? I despise you!

Anyway, how long am I going to kneel here! Did anyone give me a deadline? Senior sister, I'm starting to miss you a little, don't worry about it, okay? Do you think the name Maomao is not loud enough, so how about we call it a dog?

This girl, is this an underworld? What's the horse? You are also a member of the Old Women's House, is the purpose of your organization to turn all the girls into old women? It's so miserable and inhumane! Thank you for helping me up, sister, my feet are numb, lend you a shoulder to lean on! Sister paper, your little hands are so soft, sister paper, your body is so fragrant, sister paper, how much is your QQ number?

I am Yelu Haonan, and the wild lily also wants to have spring.

Sister paper, you are not only a good person, but also a beauty. I mean, really, have I ever complimented other people's beauties when you read the full text? Sister paper, I'll give you a hexagram, okay, will you marry a handsome guy who has never been seen before or after the universe, just like me, are you happy? Unhappy?

Sister paper, what is the name? Your name is Yang Paifeng. This name is very chic, a hundred times better than my sister! To show my gratitude to you for helping me, can I call you a little wind?

Who are you, where did you come from, why are you standing between me and Xiao Fengfeng, hurry up and leave mellowly! Do you think that if you wear white clothes, you will be the second immortal? What kind of young master are you, you can control the heavens and the earth, can you control me to send autumn pineapples to Xiaofengfeng! Let's continue, Xiaofengfeng, don't pay attention to this kind of unknown person whose brain is in the water!

Stop it! Stop it! Give me back my little wind ~~~~~

Why? Why are the injured always handsome guys! You, you treat me like this, be careful of my psychological distortion, take revenge on society, be careful that I destroy the Great Song Dynasty!

I am Yelu Haonan, and I am a matchmaker for my sister (above).

Since ancient times, ugly men have been so weird! That old immortal must be jealous, jealous that he is not as handsome as me, jealous of me and Xiao Feng Qingqing, you and me! It must be so, like a girl's careful eyes! If I deal with him, I will lose the price of the first handsome guy in Beihan Village!

Ha ha! Yes, if you want to be careful, who can compare to my junior sister Mu Guiying, obviously her name is not as good as mine, and she put a basin on my head, saying that I had damaged her right to reputation, and sued the old immortal, but the old immortal bullied the opposite sex and attracted the opposite sex, and refused to pass on his secret chrysanthemum book to me! Is there a heavenly reason? Hum! You forced me, you are ruthless, you are cruel, you are vexatious, don't blame me for being more ruthless, cruel, and vexatious than you!

Sister-sister-sister~~~~You hurry up and come-come-come~~~~ It's fun in Bianjing City—oh—oh~~~~ There are your favorite barbecued pork, as well as your favorite meat buns, and your favorite crystal hooves, which are almost sold out—oh—oh~~~~ You won't be able to eat it when you're late—oh—oh~~~~

I am Yelu Haonan, and I am a matchmaker for my sister (middle).

Senior sister, don't look at you like this to your senior brother, senior brother still takes good care of you. Do you know which crystal hoof in Bianjing City is the most delicious? It's Tenpo House. It's one of the most time-honored brands in the city, and it's absolutely authentic! So their young owner is called Yang Zongbao......

It is said that this Yang Zongbao is the third generation of descendants of the crystal hoof, and the craftsmanship is a bar, and the crystal hoof made is called a soft and sweet fragrance...... Senior sister, don't rush to rush, you wipe your saliva first, it's not good to be seen. When we go out, we represent the entire Huashan faction, we have the honor and dignity of the Huashan faction, it doesn't matter if we lose our personal face, the important thing is not to lose the face of our Huashan faction!

Senior sister, look, this is Tianbo Mansion, look at this gate and look at this plaque to know that this is a regular store, senior brother didn't lie to you! Senior sister, if you want to eat again, you can bear with it first~~~~ Why are you stepping on my feet? Senior brother is worried about your life's affairs! You see that my senior brother is easy, it's really thankless~~~~ Are you satisfied with eating it once, don't you want to have such delicious crystal hooves to eat for the rest of your life?

I am Yelu Haonan, and I am a matchmaker for my sister (below).

Hey~~~~ Don't miss it when you pass by, the newly baked filial piety auction, don't buy it, come and see it~~~~

Senior sister, you see that the senior brother has a good idea, the entrance of Tianbo Mansion is a famous pedestrian street in Bianjing City, so many people see it, Tianbo Mansion will definitely not care. It is said that if you want to be filial piety, you will rarely get a hibiscus out of Qingshui today. Someone came out, what a coincidence, it's the old immortal second. Senior brother can only help you get here, flash first, and then it depends on your acting skills, junior sister! Sister Fighting!

Sister, your acting skills are not bad! Yes, hold him! To cry! The pear blossoms that want to cry bring rain, I feel sorry for those who want to cry, and the people who want to cry are heartbroken, willing, and can't help it...... It's so impressive! Senior brother can't help but wipe a handful of tears for you! Senior sister, let's go, junior sister, don't forget the promise between us!

If you don't give me half of the money from the sale of your body, your benefactor, I will have to sleep on the street hungry tonight!

I'm Yelu Haonan, and Xiao Fengfeng is not at home today.

Wow Ka Ka! Two troubles packed to solve the wooden have! I really admire my own ingenuity, strategizing, and winning a thousand miles! Xiao Fengfeng, I'll take a shower and change my clothes, and I'll come to you!

Why is it that you are an old immortal and the second one is blocking me, aren't you going to accompany you to kiss your wife? What the? Have you ever seen a sinister weird man with such a long body and tall eyebrows? Are you going to force me to swear, I haven't lost a quarrel yet, and I kindly remind you not to humiliate yourself.

Senior sister~~~~ Senior sister, why do you ignore me, it's really a newcomer who enters the cave room and the matchmaker throws it over the wall, if you really have a husband, you don't want a senior brother, it's really ...... Oh~~~~ Xiao Fengfeng went out, why did you go out to pick mushrooms? If you talk a little more, you'll die! It's really a cold world, and people's hearts are not ancient, it's really ...... What's the horse? Which short-lived one dares to bully our little Fengfeng! See if I don't beat him all over the ground to find teeth, I won't call Yelu Haonan!