Chapter 3 The First Pit of 2007
() Liu Mang learned from the pain, Min'er was something he couldn't lose, and he had to eat rice. The sage said that fish and bear's paws should not be packed in lunch boxes together. Liu Mang also knows this principle deeply, how to fix his heart in the next place...... No score.
There is no need to explain his life, he viciously put aside a few rì to entangle him with the messy novels and the eyes of Min'er in his brain who hate iron and steel, and rushed to the Lanzhou ramen shop outside the community, "hungry" and ordered a small bowl of beef noodles, and said loudly to the boss, put more meat, we can make the money, but don't go over four yuan, we will be four jumpers.
The * uncle of the ramen shop has been going south and north for more than ten years, and he has seen many people, Liu Mang's words made the kind * uncle happy, Leng is "frame" cut two large packs of beef, squinted and patted his chest and said, "The young man was more ruthless than you back then, and the white food is also often eaten." But since you come to me, you don't want to eat white food, let's see that you have an appetite, cut more meat for you to open meat, don't be full of soup by yourself, it's not easy to be full of water? After speaking, he still looked at Brother Liu Mang playfully with the eyes of "you are small".
A few words made Brother Liu Mang stunned, and he thanked him repeatedly, but he was embarrassed, and he wondered whether this uncle was still unknown.
This time, Brother Liu Mang's eldest brother picked at the little meat scraps on his teeth, hummed a little fart and walked home, seriously thinking about what method could make him, a tall and fierce "hungry" literary young man, become the bigger one among the little hooves of those gang of people who mix words and grab manuscript fees.
The process of thinking about the problem is very hard, for example, in the process of thinking, the eldest brother Liu Mang stomped back to the nest. Looking at the piles of garbage on the hill, I couldn't do it depressedly. I had to clean up my pile of noodles and bowls full of reptile mollusks, and I had to dust off a room, no one could guarantee when Min'er Gu would next inspect! The premise is that Min Er Gu nǎinǎi still has to have that interest.
After a whole day of tossing, the house is much cleaner, with bright light and fresh air, Liu Mang scolded himself fiercely, isn't this good? Why do you have to wait for Min'er to find out that it's wrong? I knew in my heart that I wasn't, and a few text messages passed, but there was no trace.
Scolding and scolding, you still have to do the right thing well. The main thing is to set a direction first, and then study the routine. If you can't study it, you can first harden your scalp and fool around with something, and then talk about fooling allergies first! It's really not good, we should be able to take the disk key and ask for the guilt, right? Liu Mang hummed a little song and thought proudly, it is quite fashionable to go to the street with the keyboard behind his back, he is considered a holy keyman, right? Last time, that little girl wasn't soft!
But Liu Mang's thought was for hours. The big brother's fingers trembled vigorously, and he couldn't help but click on the fragrant and sultry belly pocket of some novels, well, it was the cover, suppressed the cat in his heart, and carefully read the introduction and classification of the forked Chinese network editing code blocks.
Brother Liu looked depressed, opened the drawer where the socks and sundries were piled together, and turned it over for a long time before digging out a cigarette butt from the crack of the drawer, "pop~" The thief's little eyes were narrowed at the fire, staring at the screen and thinking about the problem.
On the whole, there are three forms of storytellers on the Internet, the first is to squat in the forum to make posts, find the kind of forum where a brick can smash thousands of people, post two posts to see the situation, and if there are more bricks, you will talk nonsense, and if you want a few good words, then post a few more posts. To put it bluntly, it is to mix popularity first, a network cable connects so many stations, which station has more people, I post which station, the article becomes that we are also a wrist, and if we lose, we will shake our arms and change stations to play! This is more prosperous and the cape and the dog pounced, what is it called under the peach tree, why do we think it will be banned when we hear the name?
The second way is to find a literary website to open a random area, first pass a thousand words, and give you a approval if it is not anti-social, and after approval, you will be anti-social. When you can enter the warehouse, don't be happy, that's just the beginning, you still have to update, and slowly mix to the top of some of this list and that list to be considered a fledgling. The fledgling still has to shout, and if the update is broken, he must be prepared to be "guided" by the masses.
As for the third type, Liu Mang blushed when he thought about it, then there is only one word "take off", take off the photo, arrest who sent whom, wait for someone to see Luo, it is not difficult to come out of the book, you can come out as you want, and you will be the host and the master of ceremonies. But this kind of thing, Liu Mang didn't even dare to think about it, he didn't have the willow waist and bent into a hibiscus with water.
Liu Mang bit the root of the cigarette butt, pondered for a long time, and waited for the cigarette butt to be extinguished, before deciding on the second mode! What's more, I also registered an account on the largest website two months ago, so I don't have to use it in vain. It takes time to mix up the forum, so it's better to lose a special page on the website to feel at ease. Code words are not an idle job, and Liu Mang, who writes while chatting, asks himself if he has not practiced yet.
"Lao Tzu wants to write books, Lao Tzu wants to make money, make a lot of money~~~~~"
Liu Mang slapped the table and shouted, very loudly, and there was obviously dissatisfaction chirping around him, and Liu Mang's ears were buzzing.
The table was also slapped, the cigarette butt was extinguished, and even the beef dregs generously given by Uncle * were cleaned from between the teeth.
casually flipped through the immortals all over the mountains, eighteen kinds of weapons, up and down for five million years, and sent to write about dinosaur cultivation. There are a lot of people in Xiuzhen, but we can't write how to tidy up? If you want to write it, you can't make a more handsome theme than Dinosaur Xiuzhen, and even Brother Liu, who is always easy to make mistakes in Bigu and his buttocks, is still free if you think about it. Liu Mang gave up the hugely popular theme of Xiuzhen very interestingly.
If you don't write a real thing, are you considering online games? Brother Liu Mang still shook his head when he thought about it, he played online games, he was either fighting the landlord or the bubble dragon, did he still have to write "The Bubble Dragon of the Online Game"? Isn't this looking for a draw......
Liu Mang's eyes darkened, and he lit up again, like a light bulb with unstable voltage, flashing with obscene eyes. The 177CM figure swayed proudly, making people want to hit him.
When Liu Mang closed his eyes, his eyes were full of magic flying wildly, the harem was in groups, the tiger body was shocked, and there were countless little brothers, etc. Liu Mang hadn't read all these novels before, and if he didn't have a bottom of fantasy novels, then let alone anything else. Liu Mang seriously clicked on more than a dozen fantasy novels, as expected, all of them were similar to what he thought, and this book was quite popular. Brother Liu's small eyes rolled around his bones, just thinking of counting the money and counting the cramps in his hands, but he didn't think about how easy it was to make money, he slammed the table again, and shouted loudly, "Lao Tzu doesn't practice truth, don't play games, Lao Tzu cultivates magic and witchcraft!" ”
Three or two seconds later, Liu Mang created a document on his computer desktop, the name of which was "I am Gargamel again".
Liu Mang's obscene smile gradually became uncontrollable, and he was about to turn into a loud laugh to express his inner heroism, and suddenly ......
The sound of dropping hot water bottles outside came and went, and a huge rough voice scared Liu Mang for a while after the hot water bottle gall completely exploded, like a machete breaking through the air, "Damn, which one is not long-eyed, do you want to live in the middle of the night?" Shout Lao Tzu to jump on him again! ”
Liu Mang's heart was weak for a while, and his voice was not like the boss of the underworld next door, but like the strong man of the criminal jǐng brigade downstairs. The 190CM big man of the criminal jǐng brigade has a real guy! Throwing a rat bogey, holding it all night, and the fart didn't dare to amplify the sound.